>be me
>hate fucking cardio
>fnd out about Powwow Sweat on NPR
Holy fuck guys this is some primal shit. That drum beat makes me want to kill . Cardio painless now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ITu9KaiIF4
It gets far more intense than this
>>41108179
Are you fucking serious?
Just go play ddr or some shit
Or suck it the fuck up and run to hard techno or nightcore or something
>>41108179
>>41108210
I'm crying this is the funniest post i've seen in my life
>>41108179
Thank you OP, Next time someone asks me what I did to get strong I'll send them a link to this.
8/10 post
>>41108179
the part where you huff gasoline really got me going
thanks op! scalp-all-white-men/10
Guys I know the intros are cheesey af but the actual dances are pretty fucking cool
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlfVPjeb1Xo
>>41108179
Grew up on a reservation and EVERYONE talks like this it's actually fucking funny
>>41108354
And fuck you the french started that shit
>>41108179
Granny got some big o titties.
Also running is high impact and will fuck your knees up over time
>implying anyone here has the stamina to knock out a turtle dance.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKYNslZvXwQ
Keep in mind this goes on like this for over an hour.
>>41108419
What Rez? I grew up by Oneida. They mostly hang out with beaners nowadays, so you see a pack of brown vaguely chinky looking dudes:
1. The Hmong is 5'5" 89 pounds
2. Beaner is 5'6" 200 lbs
3. Indian is 6'4" 290 lbs.
The girl dances are pretty hot tbqhwyf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOTUP9CoXBQ
>dat crow hop doe
>doing savage injun dance
No. Stop.
I will give you slavic secret to good cardio and gooder gains my friend. This ancient Slavic Secret distilled from old soviet and Novogrodian science. 4 steps are required for the proper function of exercise.
>Obtain large hammer
>take old tire from local rusting Vaz or Kuban
>hit tire with hammer until you tire
>repeat
Finest Slavic excercise.
This thread is depressing as fuck. My people were once proud warriors. Take a look at pic related. This was what a Pima Indian looked like 100 years ago. Fit as fuck and a snappy dresser.
You know what a Pima looks like now? Check google images. Its fucking brutal.
>>41108826
Gun beats spear