It's been a long day for Chad. He's woken up hungover

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It's been a long day for Chad. He's woken up hungover after having a wild orgy with 4 other JBs. They've just left his house and Chad's still sitting in his underwear, thinking about which girl he's going to call over next. Although, due to his superior genetics, his hangover lasts for about 5 mins max before he's at his full physical and mental potential.
He then hears a knock on his door. He gracefully makes his way across the room, being carried by his monster, non-gymcelled quads, as his mandible remains parallel to the floor beneath him, supported by his 90 degree gonial angle.
He opens the door to find the manlet landlord staring at him with his ethic bug eyes. He breaks out into an instant sweat due to the sever mog he just suffered. He starts stuttering, telling Chad that he has 10 mins to leave the house, before retreating into his cave to shitpost on /fit/. Chad doesn't give a fuck because of his low inhb.
He gets dressed and goes outside. He's feeling hungry and wants to eat some mcdonalds along a load of other high calorie, sugary shit. He knows he consumes what he likes, and remains shredded all year round. Because after all, he grew up on a farm drinking raw milk, making him robust and setting him up for life. It's been 5 minutes and he's already been approached by several HQNP women while mogging every male in the vicinity. One incel attempted to take his picture to post online but Chad sensed this and shot him a piercing glace causing him to norwood on the spot.