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>get back from the water fountain
>somebody is using MY squat plug
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>misplace squat plug
>mom put it in the dishwasher
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>>41098676
>misplace squatplug
>really small since my boipucci is super tight
>find 18 month cousin using it as a pacifier
WTF DO I DO??
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>misplace chrome squat plug
>daddy makes clanky noises sitting down with us at brekfast
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>go into showers
>someone is fucking my twink
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>>41098769
>chrome squat plug
>chromosome squat plug
>someone steals it
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>be birthday
>co-workers know that I lift and get together to buy me a new squat plug
>mfw
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is a squat plug those rubber things you use to plug your mouth to avoid grunting too loud while squatting?
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>>41098676
>gym lion ate all the complimentary avocados again
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>brought cum rag to the gym instead of sweat towel
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>gym deer kicked my new gym crush to death
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>>41098676
bump keepin this hsit alive
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>gym witch cursed all the 45 lb. plates fucking AGAIN
>no one willing to break the curse by giving up their gains
>potion prices hiked up on top of that
On a side note, are potions natty?
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>they threw my shoes into the fart corner while I was squatting
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>didn't win enough tickets on the leg press to trade in for a pair of clips
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>>41099452
>please tell me you don't put it in your mouth
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>>41099686
Just enhancing what's already there, it's all natty baby!
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>>41098676
>8/10 qt mirin my squats
>comes over to talk
>sweaty and heart racing
>asks to compare squat plugs
>"whatever you're doing seems to be working!"
>bend over like a good boi and show my boipucci
>at that moment I realize I forgot my squad plug at home next to my wife's son's wiiU
>she slowly walks away
>get a letter in the mail saying I'm banned from the gym
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>>41099686
here is what cursed plates look like for reference.
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>Pajeet overwhelms my gym's owner in trial by combat with his rank curry smell
>Beats him to death with a dumbbell
>By gym rules he's now the owner of the gym
>Instates a strict polo-jean policy
>Squat rack is now DESIGNATED shitting zone
>Chafing so badly during all my lifts
>Get charged 25 rupees for squat waders
>Don't even like Zelda
It isn't right. IT ISN'T FAIR!
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Does anyone know how to unelectrify the bar?
Asking for a friend.
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>gym blacksmith smelted half of the 45lb pl8s to create a new power-rack.
Not sure how I feel about this.
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>go to gym on Menagerie Monday with my lobster
>get tons of weird looks
>not a single other animal, even the cardio bunny I've been crushing on left her sloth at home
>apparently they moved Menagerie Mondays to Wednesdays and I never realized because they put the notice up near the women's squat pit
>be told that I won't be receiving any bench tokens for my flagrant violation of gym policy
IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR. WHY DID THIS HAPPEN ON CHEST DAY?
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>tfw gym's village idiot is me
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>>41099801
kek
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>forgot to put the kettlebell on the stove and didn't get to drink tea
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>>41100644
Iktftbqhf
Also noice dubs
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>>41098704
shit on his face and then murder it because you've turned it into a fucking faggot just like you.
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>>41098676
>bounce and tumble day
>gym bounce house is burst
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>begin biggest bench of my life
>all the guys in the gym run over while whipping out their dicks
>they jack off furiously all over my abs
>repeating "no homo" over and over
>finish my reps
>rack weights and sit up, cum running down my body
>all the guys saying good job
>take turns giving me gentle kisses on the lips
>I love this gym
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>Go to do flys, grab dumbbells
>Sabaton blasting, on a roll and rollin hard
>something feels wrong 2 sets in
>look down, someone put their weights in the wrong slot
>did flys with a 40 in my left and a 45 in my right
>arms freakishly asymmetrical forever
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>>41098676
>dumbell flyes
>they actually don't though
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