"For your hard work and dedication to fitness, we shall

>>41089234
gf

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a gf

>>41089234
AWAKEN MY MASTERS!

>>41089234
a bf

Anna

>>41089234
100 billion

Or a 11 inch dong

5 billion dollars

>>41089234
To have unlimited access to the stand: Heaven's Door.

>>41089234
$10 trillion

>>41089395
>not golden experience requiem or stairway to heaven or the world over heaven
Not gonna make it.

>>41089423
Gold Experience Requiem isn't natty desu.

>>41089441
Become instant Übermensch with arrow-gainz, anon-kun. Who gives a shit it's not natty> Stairway To Heaven / Made In Heaven is technically not natty either, same with The World Over Heaven.

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>>41089234
loli harem.

>>41089234
National Socialist utopia

the rarest pepe of all

Fix my si joint and shoulder pain forever

Omnipotence.

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happiness plz

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>>41089234
A gf who cares about me?

five more wishes

Have /that one girl/ like me again, no need for a relationship necessarily, just a second chance. Please.

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>>41089234
To lift more weights.
>all these anons forgetting about Solomon's wisdom.
None of you will make it.

>>41089234
Never get injured

>>41089234
An IQ increase of 20.

>>41089234
5x average natty test and growth hormone for life.

My own pocket dimension that has a gym with everything I'd ever need in it

The ability to suck the gains out of anyone I choose and make the my own

>>41089234
ETERNAL LIFE

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>>41089464
this
or money

>>41089295
>or an 11 inch dong

"OK, Jamal is on his way"

>>41089234
Just let me cut while gaining muscle.

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the drive to work to my full potential

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>>41089234
The ability to control time
i would literally do anything for that

>>41089464
but you would get vanned? so what's the point of wishing for something illegal

>>41089234
Just, please, Kill ALL of the Jews this time.

>>41089234
To rid the world of Marxist ideology.

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>>41090291
But anon
Who's going to do accounting if not Jews
Think before you post man

>>41090304
Pajeets will probably take the mantle.

>>41089234
just get me fucking ottermode pls

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>>41090358
I rather have my taxes involved with insider trading then smelling like daal

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>>41089234
A functioning right testicle

>>41090377
Ghost in the shell worth watching?

Can't find it on netflix

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>her

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a few trillion doodaroos my man
or bring my grandad back

>>41089395
>>41089423
>>41089441
>>41089461
pillar men>the word>crazy Diamond >killer Queen
in terms of asthetic not power

>>41089234
Gains.

>>41089234
I wish to leave humanity behind

>>41089234
I just wanna be able to fly my nigga

a qt3.14 gf

9x7 inch penis

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Give me omnipotence

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>>41089234
i wanna see him streak across the sky

>>41089234
permanent 10% bodyfat regardless of calorie intake

AWAKEN MY MASTERS

PLEASE GIVE ME A RACE WAR TO DESTROY ALL NON-WHITES

>>41089234
imouto, non-blood related

undefeatable skill of Parkour like assassins

My masters, I would like to get back with my ex, but I know I must earn that like I earned my gains. Gimme hamon or something.

I want a unlimited 100 million $ bill

>>41089236
>>41089238
>>41089626
>>41089636
>>41089644
>>41090817
>>41092306
>>41093344
These please

The proletarian Revolution

Gains 3 times as fast, won't become saggy fluffy old man when growing up

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>>41089234
a gf plz! :)

>>41090688
Kissanime

>>41089234
My masters, I request the ability to simultaneously build copious amounts of lean mass while burning ridiculous amounts of fat.

What is this shit. Shekels, gf, happiness. What a shitty wishes.

Power to influence others. I will carry on Goebbels legacy.

I want to be twice as healthy as I am now

Twice stronger, twice leaner, twice better endurance and live twice as long

>all those retards killing themselves in the process

Carefull what you wish, you might just get it.

Esidisi, grant me power of will, for i have everything else that i need.

The strength capacity of a gorilla

I want to be a bilionaire.
Thanks fit genies.

>>41089820
I want to change mine to this.

>>41093163
>tfw your masters are non-white

A loyal cute gf, please.

>>41089297
.....6 billion dolla...no wait.....6.5 billion dollars

>>41089234
To have a 10/10 face

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>>41089234

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>>41095090
nope

>>41089234
MOAR GAINS

>>41090284
>ZA WORDO

>>41089234
I'd get the red stone in the mask
Then you would get the power of every living thing but better
Then I'd go on a quest for the stand arrow and just stab the shit out of myself and get a stand with tons of powers

>>41089234

AWAKEN MY MASTERS!

>>41095135
Fuck off, this is a human board.

>>41095090

A W A K E N M Y M A S T E R S

W

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K

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M

Y

M

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>>41089234
That the afterlife would be real and would be eternal bliss

>>41089234
perfect bf pls

>>41095090
Awaken masters!

Bring back Zyzz.

>>41094619
>streaming

>>41089234
Unlimited wishes

>>41089234
nigga i wanna be immortal, invulnerable, and never aging from my prime physique

>>41098258

You can now make all the wishes you want! However, they aren't going to fulfill any of them as they already granted your ability to make infinite wishes and that's all you get.

>>41089234

Omnipotence.

I'd like to be strong as muscular like Frank Zane. You can make me look crisp like deadpool as a tradeoff, so that you won't fuck with me in any other ironic way, I just wanna be big

>>41089234
MY MASTERS

I WISH THAT MY GYNO WAS GONE COMPLETELY

GRANT ME THE PERFECT SCULPTED CHEST

>>41097608
That's actually a good one anon

I wanna grow three inches in hieght

>>41095090
AWAKEN MY MASTERS!

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I WANNA BE A SUPER SAIYAN OR REACH THE MAX POTENTIAL OF HUMANITY

A gf that loves me

Immortality, oh glorious Pillar men

>>41095090
AWAKEN MY MASTERS!

>>41099300
This.
A (pretty) gf that loves me

>>41095090
AWAKEN MY MASTERS
also immortality

please remove this destructive sissy fetish from my mind

I fucking hate it and haven't been able to cum during sex

>t.18

>>41095090
AWAKEN MY MASTERS!

>>41095024
No holup 7 billion

Bigger dick so I can have confidence to get a gf

i want to be ruthlessly loved. like beyond all else, debilitating love. like shes willing to die for me, willing to kill for me, willing to do anything without hesitation just to make me smile

i want to swim in that shit

>>41090284
Wtf is going on here?

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>>41098447
I wish for an absolute, eternal guarantee that the masters must absolutely grant to me or do whatever I ask of them, are incapable of refusing me, and only obey my whims in the most literal, most positive interpretation of my desire.
I ask the masters for infinite wishes. I get them. Fuck u buckaroo.

>>41089234
AWAKEN MY MASTERS

>>41099412
Shit meant to quote this guy
>>41098419

>>41099391
Just convince yourself your dick is big enough. It probably is anyway.

>>41099367
Stop jacking off for a week, and bam its fixed

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE? HOW DID YOU NOT OFFER ANY ACOUSTIC TRIBUTE YET?

>these motherfuckers don't listen to aztec music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUhVCoTsBaM

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>>41089234
To become this

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>>41089234
ez, pic related

>>41099482
>sex: unnecessary. lesser lifeforms have large broods. this is because their chance of death is high. as the ultimate being, he needs no brothers nor sons. only one can stand at the peak!

Kars is literally the unquestionable God of /fit/.

>>41095090
AWAKEN MY MASTERS!

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>>41089234
the sweet release of death
>tfw i've had already given up

>>41089234
I want my fucking GF back

>>41095090
AWAKEN MY MASTERS

>>41089274
S E A T T L E
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>>41095090
AWAKEN MY MASTERS!

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>>41099266

>>41098258
then they tell you your wish is granded and fuck off from there and you start to question your sanity because you cannot tell if this reality you live in now is what you always wanted, for its there but you cannot get anything extra and eventually you go mad overthinking it. you will be known as the crazy hobo who shits and pisses on the street and the security guard at the local mall has to come and scare you away waving his arms around while the hobo hisses at him as he grawls into a hole like a cat

>>41090304
If the Jews disappeared, we could simplify the tax codes and the demand for accountants would be greatly reduced.

>>41095090
Awaken my Masters
> wasn't gonna post, didn't go to the gym, but then I remembered that I spent all afternoon running a chainsaw, that's a workout of some kind, right?

>>41100998
>simplify the tax code
this is why the jews control it in the first place, it's not that complex /pol/tard

>>41089234
gf

>>41089234
an additional wish

>>41095090
AWAKEN MY MASTERS

>>41089234
Either make me dead or make me not want to be dead

That should do it

For Halo 3 to have been the last halo

>>41089234
a happy life with the person i love

>>41101296
Congrats you now have one wish remaining, what's your next wish?

>>41089395
>not picking up harvest

>>41089234
loving gf

AWAKEN MY MASTERS

Youth eternal

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>>41095090
AWAKEN MY MASTERS!

Dead wife

The chance to restart my life w/ the knowledge I have today.

>>41089234
MORE WISHES!

>>41095090
AWAKEN MY MASTERS!

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>>41102981

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>>41102981

Neverending supply of very attractive women willing to have sex with me and actually having sex with me because they are legitimately attracted to me and not my money (that's not what I'd wish for) or status (that's also not what I would wish for).

>>41101386
an additional wash

>>41095090
AWAKEN MY MASTERS!

>>41089234
Gods of /fit/, please cure my SVT.

>>41095090
AWAKEN MY MASTERS

>>41089234
Renew my skin pls ...

>>41099430
Trust me, it isn't.

The ability to make plants grow however I would like them to.


>Why not just money?
This is something that stays with me and can generate me money

>What's the next step of your master plan
Buy a decent sized property, grow expensive crops that normally take a long time to grow. Grow plants for specialized bees. I know people in both markets. This is how I'll start.

Rapid growth, high yield, and even effecting how easy to harvest it is will all be within my realm.

This is how I make my first bit of money.


Next I move into specialized real estate. I build retreats, wedding venues, and even personal property peices for money. My Magnum opus would be an ultra-retreat that is almost completely made of trees.


Small tasks to accomplish along the way
>Extremely mineral and nutrient rich super food
>Food with ultra nootropic effects
>New food source for third world countries that sterilizes them
>Make my own island out of a giant self-sustaining lilypad, complete with its own sails
>Plant that converts sun into energy (yeah, they all do it), but has a way for humans to conveniently use it
>Massive structures that are like giant organs, flutes, pipes, etc that can be played by humans, and others that play their own chords from just the wind blowing

the eradication of all natty limits worldwide

just like in my shonen animes you should be able to progress to kicking mountains in half just if you train hard enough

>>41089234
I wish to never tire, weaken, or grow old so that I may lift for eternity.

>>41089234
AWAKEN MY MASTERS

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>>41089234
Perfect pussy

>>41099412
Masters decide they will not honor your wish and will instead make you suffer a brutal death

>>41095090
AWAKEN MY MASTERS

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For you to be my friend.

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>>41089234
Wow you people are so unoriginal.

I want a god damn Star Destroyer so I can travel the galaxy, conquer inferior races and blow shit up.

That and be the first human to pound some alien pussy.

>>41090284
>KINGU KRIMSON
>TIME HAS BEEN ERASED

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>>41089234
The World.
That way, I could get my own Hyperbolic Time Chamber.

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>>41108722
Why want a star destroyer when you can get a super star destroyer?

>>41108860
>implying king crimson wouldn't just erase the time which is frozen
>wryyyyy

>>41108888
IF another person wishes to be King Crimson.

>>41089234
To be an immortal chad without a natty limit

>>41089234
Just fucking turn me into DIO pls. That's all I want in life

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>>41108880
I like the way you think. You just need to take it to the next level. I want a Death Star

>>41090106
>>41090284
Stuck between these

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>>41089667
>Solomon was corrupt and for all his wisdom did lots of foolish things.

You don't need to be the wisest man in the world to know what you need to do to lift. Plus with all those distractions (thousands in his harem and I think 700 wives) he didn't have time to lift. How wise is that?

Nah bro. I am going to make it because my wish is simple. May my gains always increase and no DOMS ever.

>>41108909
Why DIO when you can become the Ultimate Life-Form like Kars?

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>>41090688
Yes. It is really good.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxkMzn4et2U

>>41089234
I want to restart my life

>>41109013
why wouldnt you want doms?

Give me D4C and I will fix America.

>>41091099
Get out of here, feeler

>>41109116
Never knew Trump visited /fit/

>>41109093
would you know the mistakes you made? Just starting over from scratch would imply you would do the same thing over again.

>>41109112
I don't like pain

>>41109153
but doms is such a nice, warm, cozy pain. like getting your ass pounded so hard you cant walk

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>>41089234
A loyal girlfriend that looks like Avril back then.

>>41109164
top kek

I will have to take your word on ass pounding but as I said I don't like pain. So the "no pain, no gain" would no longer apply to me. Just gain!

>>41108919
That think looks lame as fuck though cool in concept, need to travel in style.

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>>41109355
To each his own. The Executioner is pretty damn awesome but I would prefer to travel on the Death Star.

Death Star is like a super-sized limo and everything else is a SMART car.

>>41098548
you shall have a sculpted chest, however, you will have to restart work on your arms.

>>41089234
abs like yours

>>41108888
>implying that king crimson doesn't make things follow a ten second prediction
still trumps the world tho

>>41095090
AWAKEN MY MASTERS

>>41089234
5% bodyfat pls

>>41089234
A stable career

>>41095090
AWAKEN MY MASTERS!

>>41089820
>>41094786
Shoo shoo gains goblin

>>41090377
>not wanting 24/7 curry scent coming from your pockets

>>41089234
A gf

>>41105973
How big

>>41099400
Me too anon