is the virgin walk a myth? does walking have anything to

Yes it does

Who has the "alpha" diagram for reference
>small, beetle like steps

I walk like that, and I'm a virgin.

>>41084337
this sounds hilarious i must see it

>>41084166
>does walking have anything to do with your psyche?
Absolutely. slouched back, lowered head, long strides, etc., display low confidence and energy for starters.

Damn this pic hit home for me

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This picture will always be relevant to absolutely every discussion.

Dont be ashamed of your virgin walk (actually do) somebody has to be the loser! HAHAHAHAHA

>>41084166
It's just a bait image. They've taken aspects of how reasonable people walk and thrown it in with these weirdo traits so there's no way anyone could ever look at the pic and not go "oh no I do those things" to one or two of the supposed traits.

>>41084422
>tiny beetle like strides
ded

>>41084378
What's considered a long stride.

>>41084422
This gets me every fucking time without fail.

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>>41084459
>He doesn't take little baby half steps

>>41084422
hahahhahahhahahahhahhahahah

>>41084459
>anything longer than a beetle step

>>41084166
I performed Felatio Hornblower on a urinal mint I fished out if the bathroom at my local Walmart. I thought that it would taste like lime since it smelled like one and it was green, unfortunately I was mistaken. I think the worst part was having the residual piss drip into the back of my mouth when I realized that this latest "progressive trend" I kept hearing about on my college campus was ultimately wrong. Anyway. After I spit the mint out, back into the urinal, I promptly threw up as I was standing up. Yes...all over the handle where you push to flush the thing. I checked for paper towels to clean it up but I guess the janitor hadn't stopped by yet so I did what any normal person would do in this situation... Or at least my definition of "normal." I scooped up what I could using my hands in a cupping motion and hid the pinkish paste in the baby diaper change station that was conveniently folded down. I closed the station, attaching it to the wall, and left as fast as I could. Fucking sucks because on the way out I remembered I needed to buy a toothbrush and Walmart is the only store near me, the gas stations I checked didn't carry any for some reason. So here I am with the flavor of puke and urinal mint still in my mouth on a Friday night. It's an abstract feel not quite as abstract as a Van Gogh painting, but a feel none the less.

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>>41084166
>When he moves over onto the grassy margin so you and your girlfriend can pass instead of blocking your path like a true alpha

>>41084422
>has never heard a song in his life
>hair doesn't interact with laws of physics

Lmao