Daily reminder that you will NEVER have islander genetics and

rugby players look dense and solid as fuck

football players look like shit compared to them

>>41076807
genetics plus compounds plus mad amounts of cardio plus eating ridiculous amounts of food

a notable exception is the samoan fella in the picture, who was restricted to doing one weights session a week for fear of him getting too big and immobile

>>41076807
yea every female over here in nz drool over all the rugby players like there some god

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>>41076807
lol wut?

>>41076848
nice natty physique bruh, just squats and oats right? lol get real

>>41076819
basically this

>>41076855
yeah cuz rugby players aren't on gear. lol get ready

>>41076956
no, steroid protocols at the top level are insanely, insanely strict

>>41076794
>mass
Kek, you mean fat, 99% of Islanders end up fat as fatass within a couple of years of hitting puberty
t. Islander

>>41077006
Get out, Sean

I want to be crushed by those thighs desu

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>>41076956
the biggest doping scandal in rugby has been about panadol bud

>>41076964
LOL

there are a million ways to beat a test you ignorant motherfucker

>>41076794
>tfw when i actually do

I can eat like shit and gain only mass or not eat and not lose muscle but only fat. I'm probably at the top 1% of genetics for muscle building

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>>41076807
The sports are different.

Any professional offensive lineman would dominate that guy in a test of strength. Manlets can be good at rugby. The minimum height for a lineman is around 6'2.

>>41078274
COPE
>m-muh murican footbal players b-bigger

I'm a nord, baby. I put on muscle just by looking at a weight and I don't have to put up with fat samoan welfare queens screeching at me all day, just depressed 5/10s whining for more emotional communication, which i can simply ignore

>>41076794
samoans and islanders have basically the same genetics as blacks, but they tend to be pretty boys and carry enough extra body fat that girls are comfortable around them.

honestly they are the nicest bros ever, no homo would totally kiss one.

>>41078274
the difference is of course rugby players are versatile and play a fluid game, football players would gas in 5minutes of free play and be unable to keep up. it's two separate sports.

>>41078395
If you think a player from a team like Baylor that has had an average of 14 seconds between snaps have players that couldn't "free play" for 5 minutes you're an idiot. There is nothing inherent about American football players that makes them unable to be conditioned to "free play".

>>41076848
Gig em

>>41076847
Hamilton?

>>41078457
>team like Baylor that has had an average of 14 seconds between snaps
What does that even mean?

>>41078383
Yea until a group of drunk Islanders from South Auckland in a beat up nissan see you walking home and pull over to beat you up.

>>41078498
Story time anon

>>41078488
So there's this thing called google

Not a fan of either sport, I used to ignorantly think rugby was harder than football lol.

My friend taught me the basics and I realized American football is more balanced than Rugby and if not harder.

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>>41076794
That's fine I have 10x your testosterone.

>>41078674
Where do you go to get those tests

>>41078688
Bloodwork.
Either from your doctor who writes a prescription or
A Private lab where a medical student/ resident does it for $80 no questions.

>>41076848
>123kgs

Holy fuck.

>>41078383
Wait til they start drinking. They're another species

>>41078586
>American football is more balanced than Rugby

fuck no

harder.

fuck yes

>>41078261
lucky cunt, what are your stats?

>>41078814
I've played both, rugby is much more challenging. I was a defensive tackle, my cardio dropped through the floor after just a few months playing gridiron instead of rugby

>>41078576
cringe

>>41078274
6'2 is also not very tall for about half the positions in rugby. Manlets can do well because there are so many niches with it being such a fluid game, rather than morbidly obese ball where it stops for a break every two minutes and everything is well defined.

How come island nations seem to dominate in rugby? Just a coincidence?
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_Rugby_Rankings

>>41078327
>nord
Skyrim isn't real.

>>41081434
Define island nations.

>>41078708
80 $ what a cuck no wonder why doctors make so much money in other countries

>>41081456
A country not on one of the continental land masses.

>>41081503
France?

>>41076794
also a reminder that the guy in OP's pic is one of the very few people who look good with big quads, and that's entirely due to his face and frame.

he would still look better with normal-sized legs and so would you. so stop increasing your squat weight, retard.

>>41081509
I was thinking more like New Zealand, Australia, Fiji, England, Ireland, Scotland, Wales, etc.

And? I'll just have to work a bit harder than him

>complaining about things you can't control
>bwaah life is hard for me but easy for others!!

>>41081525
t. squatlet
>I-I don't want big muscles anyway!

>>41081447
Dirty imperial detected.

>>41076794
I'm currently in the gym with 2 England Rugby players.. they're probably reserve team or something but everyone looks inadequate compared to them

>>41076794
Yea i do
I come from aruba

>>41076794
Does puerto rico count? this is important

>>41081561
>Australia
Er..

Anyway, Fiji does alright. They aren't the best. It's more that one area invented it and play it (England and surrounding countries) and another area was a colony and also enjoy playing it (Australia et al). Where it gets weird is Argentina and Japan being so damn good for who they are, and the US sucking so bad.

>>41081684
No.

>>41078274
6'2 vs 5'8

>>41081603
yes, I really don't. I'd rather look good.
I can rep 3plate back squat and 2.5plate front squat and I'm betting that's more than you.

>>41076964

roid use was rife among rugby players at my school and it was the same at my uni. quite a few of them went on to play top level club rugby after.

>>41081525
he's not retard, rugby players in general look good with joocy thick quads

>>41081590
'a bit'

lol try a hundred times and you're never going to be on his level, ever. He literally has to restrict himself from gyming otherwise he gets too big

>>41081648
who are they bro, what are their names?

>>41082423
And promptly stopped their steroid usage probably

>>41076848
This

Was talking to my friend (french) about Matteu Bastaraud and how he is one of the biggest beasts in rugby, then we found out he doesn't even weigh as much as this guy who isn't even a nfl rookie yet

I've played rugby all through school and university, and can recognise that in terms of sheer physicality and athleticism, nfl wins every day.

In terms of being versatile, of course rugby beats american football

>>41083675
but he doesn't take steroids. Also Basteraud is like, the 4th string centre for France, he's not that highly rated at all

>>41078383
People from different parts of africa have notably different genetics compared to eachother already, so how and why would some islanders have the same genetics as "blacks"?

So do aussies/kiwis have that same weird cuckold inferiority complex like white Americans do with blacks?

>>41083871
explain further

>>41082423
The dudes I knew who played rugby never touched steroids, were more or less selected from babby to play. 4 of them are international level for top tier national teams.

They did play shit like fucking poo finger tho ffs.

>>41083871
No, jesus no. We treat them like anyone else.

>>41085741
poo finger is a good bonding exercise

>>41081421
>6'2 is also not very tall for about half the positions in rugby
Some of the linemen, especially the centers, are easily 6'8".

>>41086803
lol lanklets

Also a lot of the second rows in rugby are easily 6 foot 8, what's your point

Rugby is the most alpha sport bar none
i mean look at this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yiKFYTFJ_kw

>>41083745
sure, but it was still eye-oping to notice garrett is actually heavier

>>41076794
At least I have a brain that functions past the level of a chimp

>>41076794

that's not true I can do that

>>41081421
>non-American trying to cope
Ok, Eurocuck
>>41087175
>can't infer my point
Is that polynesian IQ getting in the way?

>>41088244
some of the linemen, especially centres, are easily 6 foot 8.

Some of the forwards in rugby, especially second rows, are easily 6 foot 8.

What's your point you retarded excuse for a burger

>>41087897
lol ok mate stay deluded

>>41078383
im pretty sure islanders are originally from phillipines and tailand

>>41083871
kiwi here

when it comes to sport, yes. not so much in everyday life

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>Poor my heart into the sport with other skinny white 20 year olds.
>In my mind I'm a soon to be Daniel Carter.
>Samoan guy moves into town and kicks the ball 10km in his bare feet and can run like the flash.
>My dreams crushed as im reduced to coaching my sons team full of optimistic white kids and playing touch at bbq's.
>All but given up on rugby and give boxing a try.
>The cycle repeats itself.
>Nowadays I stick to my sport shooting and hunting.

>FUCK ISLANDERS!!!

>>41077176
We had a fucking trip on this board that was a pro rugby player from nz that discussed aas freely

>>41088552
No they crawled out of volcanoes and killed and ate the Phillips and bow ties. Stole their chickens and kumura and sailed off to wreak havoc on new lands.

>>41078674
what is your schedule? if i do a standard reddit steroids noob regimen of Test E 250 E3D will my levels get this high?

>>41076794
What if I really believe?

>>41081434
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foster%27s_rule because they are island people

>>41088619
who?

>>41077006
Get back to washing the dishes son before I beat you with the hose, the house has gotta look extra clean your mother church group is coming in 3 hours.
t. Typical island dad.

>>41088652
Quadrasaurus

>>41088667
wat

>>41088605
you forgot to mention the part where the samoan guy has a mustache at age 7 and has to be taught how to use a shower

>>41083871
Nope lol. Fobs are seen as groce by all the white girls and they don't completely and utterly dominate our sports. They're only like 40% of our rugby team and afl is like 97% white

>>41088769
Hypothetically of I were to be a cunt who loves his dreams through his kids, would I feed my son pineapples and kfc to make him an all star rugby player? Or does it not work on white kids?

>>41087863
Look at that haka lmao almost all white dudes

>>41083871
Nah, I don't know why though. I think islanders and Maoris keep to their own kind mostly except for in the cuck North Island cities where it's anyone's game. Could also be the fact that most of them are overweight and live off dole money, but again that's the same with your niggers so fucked if I know.

>>41083871
https://youtu.be/sx_6xojKLJE?t=1m20s

See here at 1:20, it's playing a stereotype but it's true af

Plus all the top rugby teams in Australia are like 95% white christian

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJ9ABkKhpI8

For instance that is one of the top junior union teams in Australia, and them and the other top team they are playing are almost all white except that one fob. Think of IMG academies football team as a comparison

its another episode of

O B S E S S E D

3rd worlders pretend football players aren't larger and stronger than rugby players

>>41088913
How does it feel to constantly be bested in sports by an island of 4 million sheep fuckers and blackies?

>>41088975
>blackies >>41087863
Your team is whiter than ours lmao. Besides union is our fourth sport while the only other thing you cunts are good at is giving the welsh a run for their money

>>41088930
And?

Half a Murican football team never touches the ball. Most of the rest of the team couldn't catch the thing if they weren't wearing special gloves. And only one guy know how to pass it...

Such skill.

Murican is sumo wrestlers and four other dudes who perform highly specialised roles.
And maybe one of these roles involves running further than 10yds.
>such athleticism
>quick lets pay them $20m a year

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>>41076794
>have superior island genes
>get conquered by white bois
What did the Maori mean by this?

>>41088792
Your kid is fucked because of your genetics.

Best you could hope for is to breed a Samoan giantess.
>pineapple
Suli please
>not taro all day everyday
And don't forget the corned beefs!

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How does this white boi continually dominate islanders in contact with inferior genetics?

>>41089041
This season isn't going so flash for him though is it?

As if the top loose forwards in the game are brown.

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>>41078477
Anik?

>>41089041
Whites have more test and lower estrogen than other races