/Friday Night Feels/ Come share your feels in this thread.

>>41076391
Everyone's going home for holiday and I'm stuck at uni in this shitty dorm playing pokemon all day.
>at least the gym will be empty tomorrow r-right?

>>41076391
playin ncaa football 14. kinda happy but kinda sad. Idk what to do with these feels

I'm on week 2 of this topical cream for my phimosis. Ive been applying it religiously but I havent seen any results whatsoever. Doc said I need to dedicate 2 weeks if I decide to get it cut. 2 fucking weeks.

this month marks 1 whole year since Ive stepped foot in a gym due to back issues. Not sure what I keep coming back to /fit/

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>>41076391
I had a shitty day. I stalled on bench today and do whatever the bench equivalent of dropping out is called. I've also just been feeling fucking angry all the god damn time ever since my ex broke up with me.

I'm going to play some vidya, then hw, then sleep. I need to relax and study so I can pass my classes and get the fuck home for summer.

I'm fucking starving

Only eating 1200 calories today and tomorrow so I can go full retard on Sunday and gorge on lamb and potatoes.

Hungry. Still have 1000 kcal left for today. Don't really want to cook anything. Would kill for pizza, but I'm not going to order any.

Fuck I hope this is worth it.

Captcha made me find the lobster. Fuarrk

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>be 21
>not in college
>living in the suburbs with my parents
>no one my age is in town
>have a job where women don't exist
>haven't had a prolonged conversation with a young girl in almost a year
It's one thing to not approach women or another to be denied by women, but what if you have little opportunity to meet women at all?

At least summer is approaching.

It was such a good day. It was super nice outside so everyone went to the pool leaving the gym almost completely empty. Some little thot asked me to help her move a bench but that was the only interruption.

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>got drenched in the cold
>out of sick days at campus
>21 birthday in 2 days

If I get a fucking cold or something and cant enjoy a beer or graduating I'm going to fucking kill myself

3rd time i've talked to a girl in 5 days who's had a bf.

They always approach me.

what the fucks their problem.

I just want a gf.

not interested in stroking some girls ego if it doesnt go anywhere. fuck.

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>>41076391
I want to start working on getting /fit/ really badly, but it seems like I have no time for it because of all the work and extra practice I have to do for uni. Should I just bite the bullet and cut back on needed practice time so I can hit the gym every other day? I don't want to be that guy who always says "I'll start when I'm not so busy" because I don't think that day will ever come

>>41077099
Don't budge when they mention they have a girlfriend. Act like you're interested anyway. It will kill them inside that you weren't talking to her just to fuck her.

>>41077111
What is your sleep schedule? What time is your first class?

>>41077119
TR I have 8 AMs and don't finish classes/rehearsals until after 7 PM. MWF my first class is at 10:10, and then things go nonstop until 6. More or less every day I try to practice until 10 or 11 PM, then get home by midnight for sleep.

>>41077113
Yeah i have been doing that, all 3 of them have added me on social media since and now I just don't know what the fuck to do.

I don't care about laid so i'm not gonna try smash. I just want a decent girl that doesn't act like a sociopath behind their bf's back???

>>41077145
Getting up earlier would be my best advice, but then it would start taking away sleep time. Just realize it will only take an hour or so away from your day.

two girls just invited my to their home but i just came from the gym and im tired what should i do

>>41076391
Spent all day inside the house, haven't done my cardio today, my diet went to shit, my sister started hanging out with special snowflakes and people who desperately want to be weird, she is putting up an attitude in the house lately and, because of an argument with her, almost got into a fight with my father.
I'm now on my grandmother house watching a show about dogs because my aunt went to get laid and someone have to stay with her.

>>41077111
Do at least calisthenics in your room or something. Do whatever you can until you are able to go to the gym.

>>41077184
Shower and grab some coffee.

>>41077075
go to a coffee shop or grocery store or talk to a girl on the street, you got nothing to lose

>>41077166
>>41077185
I'll figure out a time I can go consistently and probably start adding gym time to my schedule next week.

>>41077191
The thing is that i feel kind of disgusted by girls this days, but i still watch porn ,what would you say is my problem anon

>>41077203
I just don't know how much you study or how much you need to study. Getting good grades is a one time opportunity, so don't sacrifice anything in that category unless you know you can.

>>41077210
you're a porn addict. it's a drug. get off that shit

>>41077210
Maybe the porn is fucking you up, or maybe experiences with sluts leaves you thinking of girls as sex objects.

I am having a bad day
I am thinking about cutting off my beta orbiter for his own good but it makes me very sad

>>41077201
I try that a lot, but it feels weird going out alone on the off chance that I talk to a girl. That, and there's a really good chance a girl I meet turns out to be underage. I need to stop making these excuses, I guess.

>school grabbling my gains
>miss oneitis even though I got a gf
>never hang out with anyone
>think Im getting gyno from meds

fuck me

>>41077184
go dude what's wrong with u

>>41077210
>disgusted by girls
its def porn making you like this. They're regular human beings not fucking sex objects. give each single one you meet a chance before you write them off.

anyone 30+ fuck up unemployed here but cut like a fucking diamond?

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>>41077210
>stop watching porn

>>41077223
I dont think im a porn addict, maybe >>41077227
is right, i feel like they are whores, am i turning into a faggot?
Or maybe my pol side is destroying my sense of women idk
>>41077255
I already did some time ago, started talking to girls, but they are boring
and if you dont chat you should at least fuck but their manners are so weird, like thrashy i hate it

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>My current situation
>Engineer here

I complained for a long time about working at a shitty company which didn't pay well and the hours were crazy, not to mention the management issues etc..

Well, I took a new job offer and am making twice as much money these days

This is the weird part, not a lot of work right now and I mostly sit on meetings and contribute to projects when I can

Pros
Making more money
Working a little less right now and not stressed out anymore
They pay me to sit around either in remote offices, or work from home and they pay so much better than last employeer
I don't know if I am lucky or things will go to shit soon, other engineers say the workload will increase soon
Also, the best part of working for this company, the most crucial part of working here is not the experience or quality of work it is every office building has a full gym with power racks, db, powerlifting stations, and so much equipment in an office gym it is crazy

2017 will bring much goals, happiness, and hopefully them cardio gains. I don't know what to complain about

>>41076391
>getting flown out across the country for job interview soon
>cuts been going well, lost 10lbs
But
>libido greatly reduced due to cut, so not in the mood to smash girl in my home town who wants the dick
>only been home 3 hours and moms cooking got me 500cal over my daily goal (it's my rest day so I can't just run it off)
>parents are already guilting me about moving far away for work, talking about how my nephew won't know me and such
I have a great relationship with my family, but because we are all so close they are very bummed about me moving away even though they are excited about me getting a great job.
It's a mixed feel.

just got back from the gym, my shoulders hurt WOO! now my rest days begin * cries *

>>41077303
oh but thats normal anon, they will get used to it, are you latino or something like that?

>>41077307
did you drink shoulder hurting juice?

>>41076391
I performed Felatio Hornblower on my a urinal mint I fished out if the bathroom at my local Walmart. I thought that it would taste like lime since it smelled like one and it was green, unfortunately I was mistaken. I think the worst part was having the residual piss drip into the back of my mouth when I realized that this latest "progressive trend" I kept hearing about on my college campus was ultimately wrong. Anyway. After I spit the mint out, back into the urinal, I promptly threw up as I was standing up. Yes...all over the handle where you push to flush the thing. I checked for paper towels to clean it up but I guess the janitor hadn't stopped by yet so I did what any normal person would do in this situation... Or at least my definition of "normal." I scooped up what I could using my hands in a cupping motion and hid the pinkish paste in the baby diaper change station that was conveniently folded down. I closed the station, attaching it to the wall, and left as fast as I could. Fucking sucks because on the way out I remembered I needed to buy a toothbrush and Walmart is the only store near me, the had stations I checked didn't carry any for some reason. So here I am with the flavor of puke and urinal mint still in my mouth on a Friday night. It's an abstract feel not quite as abstract as a Van Gogh painting, but a feel none the less.

>>41077332
Gas stations*

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>Samir Chantre didn't want to do BJJ against Eddie Cummings during the main event of a BJJ event

Even when Cummings stood up Chantre disengaged and not even once did he try to advance position or go for a submission FOR 10 GODDAMN MINUTES!

>>41077210
Porn fucked up your mind

>>41077322
Not Latino, but I guess it's a good comparison. My family is just very supportive and involved. They got spoiled by my older brother moving four miles from home after he graduated and got married.

>>41077382
>Meanwhile women are perfect and aren't subject to modification by society

Okay buddy.

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>break up with gf
>find out that her mom had to fly in because she was so distraught

Not sure how tofeel about this. I feel bad that her mom flew in, but im kindof amazed that this affected her that much

>>41077403
>can't be both
not gonna make it, anon

>>41077382
>doesnt even read the next post explaining why i dont think porn has anything to do
I even like these girls, sometimes i masturbate to them but being with them is so boring
>>41077403
This is also true but idk

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>want to die
>gf wont stop cheating on me
>also wont stop lying about it
>would rather die than go on this way

My family was right. My dad was right. Don't get invested with women. Don't think yo're different or that things will turn out differently for you. Its all the same. You will never have a stable family. If you invest yourself in that dream you will want to die later

>>41077414
It's always weird to see how much they actually cared. My ex dumped me because she couldn't do long distance anymore (at the time I was a needy insecure fuck, so I don't blame her at all). The breakup was one of those "this isn't working, is it" kind of situations where we both sat together and cried and so forth.
Fast forward a few months and I'm coping okay, but she's adopted a dog so she won't feel as alone and is apparently trying to drunk dial me every time she and her friends go out, but they catch her most of the time.
Relationships really fuck people up. It's literally as chemical addiction at some point.

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>>41076391
I don't want to give up but the more time I spend trying to hang out with normal people the more abnormal I feel. You know that old Robin Williams quote about feeling alone around certain people? I feel it so viscerally talking to women my age. Four more years and I can start posting on wizardchan.

JUST

>>41077453

Guess it's a blessing and a curse that I never get attached like that. I mean, there's varying levels of trust that someone can aspire to in my life, but by and large I've been alone my entire life, and I've never felt anything but annoyance when I got into a relationship.

It's pretty surreal to feel love in your dreams and then wake up and have those feelings muted. Makes me feel like it can be done but man is it an uphill journey.

>>41076901
Had to do the roll of shame twice today, guess it's just a shitty benchday.

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>>41077449
its ok bro. It's a miracle to be alive

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>>41077490
Maybe you're blessed homie. It's a whole lot of really high highs, and very very low lows. I coped okay with the breakup but it's been 2 years and I still think about her most days. I still get dreams where she's waking up next to me. Sometimes a person just gets in your life and leaves an indelible mark.
I've had whole other relationships come and go but after that's all passed, she's on my mind again.

>>41077449
Dump her you fucking cuck. Are we supposed to feel sorry for you?

>>41076391
>was planning on going to the gym
>medication made me so fatigue I can barely lift my arms
feels bad man

>>41077526
Slam a cup of coffee and try anyway.

>>41077113
Honestly it kills me inside when dudes talk to me just to smash bc it makes me feel like an idiot. I'm terrible at taking hints though

>>41077490
this.

felt like a gf was always impeding any self-improvement. They probably weren't/didn't intend too, but thats the way it feels.

>>41077555
That's what you want me to think.

>>41076391
>got off work at 9:15pm
>got home at 9:45
>cook food so I have something to eat in the morning
>set alarm for 5am so I can be at work at 8am
Such are the joys of waging. It's great for my cut though!

>>41077520

I'd rather feel the ravages of past relationships than nothing at all. Feels like I'm the worst kind of machine.

When mom had a stroke I cried like a bitch, and if I stop to think about how my grandma is slowly losing touch with reality, and how when I have kids they'll never ever get to know either of them before life fucked them over like I do, it upsets me. But I feel nothing like that in a relationship. Maybe my standards are too high, dunno. Feel like I need to keep trying though, because if I get complacent with being alone, all the gains and possessions won't fill the loneliness that I'll sink into as I get older

>>41077537
I can barely stand up anon. It's not worth hurting myself

>>41077602
Fair enough m8, sometimes a kick in the ass helps, sometimes not.

>>41077449
/hug

Had plans to go shopping and get dinner with gf...

>go to get clothes for upcoming wedding
>can't shake bad mood
>she wants to go to some store that's closing down
>half dozen landbeasts wandering around
>end up pissing away a half hour waiting for her
>In a serious funk
>cancel dinner plans because "not feeling it"
>home now, was tired, now drinking and complaining

I don't know what's wrong with me /fit/, I just can't get in the mood or have the energy to do things

>injured my back a month ago and couldn't lift for 2 weeks
>getting my gains back
>went on a date with a qtpa2t last friday
>i was nervous as fuck, fellas
>cracked hella jokes and she was laughing for a good amount of the time
>she told me she had a really good time and we scheduled another date
>date was supposed to happen this week, has now been postponed twice, but is scheduled for tomorrow night
We're all gonna make it, brahs

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>>41077716
you just need some super male vitality, anon.

>>41077737
>postponed twice
danger, danger

don't be surprised if she flakes

>>41077755
I was thinking that too, brah. The first time, I had to work on a group project, the second time, she went on a camping trip with her friends. She seemed really excited to go on another date, though.

>school has me mentally exhausted
>sucking up my gains
>too anxious to sleep
>no birthday wishes from friends/senpai
>ex-obese, so my body looks shit from loose skin

>>41077795
happy birthday anon

I wasted the golden years of career and life preparation after high school. It's 5 years later and after this semester I'll finally be a sophomore in college but I'll have a 50% completion ratio for attempted classes. If I had followed the path I was on out of high school I could be fit, in the military with my education paid for and good career set up for me. Instead I decided to party for a year after high school and that led to two drug possession charges and other stupid decisions that led to the complete deterioration of what I used to be physically and mentally. Now I'm trying to lose 100 pounds in a year and become fit enough to pass the military standards and by some cosmic blessing having a conduct waiver approved so I can finish my education as an officer of the military. I know the chances of it happening are astronomically low, and I know that there are probably hundreds if not thousands of other moral conduct waiver candidates out there that are superior to me, but whatever. At least becoming healthy again with my education planned out at the least will be a much better position than I am in now.

>>41077254
Me, I have a job but no work for past two weeks. I want to die.

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>have date with 6/10 asian girl next week
>she is a sexual deviant

She talked about wanting to get fucked very hard for hours until she couldnt walk, creampied, bitten, anal sex, fucked in public which im all down for but she also mentioned getting gangbanged. I told her that in a relationship I would expect 100% monogamy and she said she could live with that. She also said she wants to get fisted, im just glad she isnt into scat. Should I jump ship or get on this wild ride?

>>41077831
Make fuck buddy. Always wear a rubber. She's probably only really down for half of it, girls talk a big game.

>>41077831
is she into BRRRRAAAAAAPPPPPPPPing?

>>41077831
Run her over with a lawnmower then ditch her

>>41077795
Happy birthday anon.

I know the pain of school I don't know if I'm going to make it.

I just want someone to tell me everything is going to be alright.

>>41077494
I did a knee to chest lock on the leg press machine today. And roll of shame 2 days ago during a burner set.

>>41077854
everything is going to be alright

>>41077854
https://youtu.be/7TRdx2tbUFI

I'm doing alright today actually. Me and my buddies are high working out and we're the only people here

Playing new carti pretty fun

Started on this board years and years ago. I lost a ton of weight in a quick period of time and have kept it off to date, and I also was able to succeed in other things in life over the years as well thanks to the confidence boost it gave (well paying job, gf), but I never really got to get above 80%-90% of where I want to be with everything that I do.

I've become complacent in moderate success and have been desperately trying to reboot the way I felt a long time ago, hoping to get a new surge of motivation and discipline to go to a new level, but I keep fucking up. The last thing I came to understand is that distractions are what ruin me, and I've been trying to get them out of my life as quick as I can.

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>>41076391
>tfw drunk and lonely
>tfw playing tug o war with my doggo
>tfw no gf

>went to the gym
>failed on my weak squats
>came back and send dumb snapchats to a qt I met while on vacation a few weeks back that lives 400 miles away
>have coding project that was due at 8. have to submit it late
>no incentive to finish it for even late points
>think about ending it every day

I went out to the bar with a 9/10 co-worker. Shes actually super chill, but she knows how attractive she is and she knows how to get attention whenever she wants it.

We joke around and get along well and professionally at work, but when its just me and her I'm not sure how to keep her attention. Yeah I be myself, but I'm somehow not as smooth in social situations vs business environment.

Anyways, im a little irked because she invited me to hang out again, but shes a super social bird and I feel like I'm too boring when most of the hobbies that are even worth mentioning(lifting, playing music, concerts) are things I do by myself.

I really dig this girl, my gut instinct is to fucking hide and go back to avoiding eye contact and barely speaking(like i normally would) but if she still wants to hang out, even in a non romantic way, then thats gotta mean I can't be that bad, right? Is it even possible for a super social and expressionable hotty to be into the DYEL Skinnyfat introvert? How should I handle future encounters if it comes up?(Note: the times we've hung out or texted were all engaged by her. she invited me out, she sends the first text).

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>Weight loss is going really well
>Feeling fucking great compared to months ago
>Have 2 days off in a row
>Just finished sanding down my neighbors headlights on their car and putting on a new clearcoat to make those bitches shine like new
>Got $50 out of it
>About to make some tendies for dinner
>Might be able to fit in a beer if i don't max out my daily intake
>Don't have to work tomorrow either

I'm feelin pretty comfy today lads.

>>41076391
3 weeks no drugs or alcohol.
Life is boring and im just waiting to one day die of cancer

>>41078206

I think you should make your intentions apparent up front- the longer you hang around just as a friend, the more you lose your chance.

Don't doubt yourself as being too boring or skinnyfat. Focus on what you really feel passionate about and talk about that when you guys meet, she'll enjoy the energy. (and if you're truly passionate about nothing, work on fixing that)

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>Have qt3.14 fwb over
>having drinks
>playing cod waw
>gonna have sex in a little bit
>feelsgoodman

>28yr old bald 5'7" manlet still in college because I went back for my degree
>broke up with gf I'd had since I was 20
>only the 2nd I'd ever had
>thought my life was over
>crippling social autism for the most part
>video gamer, nerd, 5/10 face etc
>now a year after my breakup I'm dating a 21yr old way cuter than should be possible for me and actually feel happier and lift more than ever

If I could somehow make it, all of you can.

You can be a sick cunt if you want to be.

>>41078373
Wtf are you doing on 4chan?
GO SLAY THAT BEAST ANON

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>26
>realize I am trying to save a girl for the first time
WEW
Doesn't make it any easier to get over or tolerate right now but certainly puts things in perspective

>>41077795
happy b-day. remember this.

The only man you need to compare yourself too was the man you were yesterday.

>>41078388
If the sex is on tap the urgency isn't really there. He might be shitposting between rounds of torrid fucking.

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How long has it been since you guys hugged a girl?

(family doesn't count)

>>41078418
8 months but ive fucked close to 60 girls. Had a 3 some 2girls n me and a 4 some 3 girls n me. Ive had rock star moments but due to mental issues I got through long gaps like this when I'm having "issues" It's all part of the ride.. Ill bounce back...You guys will make it.. Just don;t do something stupid like kill yourself when your at the bottom of a downward spiral.

>>41078423
i also cucked a guy where her husband stood in corner jerking off lol

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>>41078423

>>41078423
Counting makes you look desperate and insecure. Just have sex, man. Calm down.

>>41078388
Night just started. She's making drinks right now bro. I'll think of you guys for helping me get this far.

Lost virginity last October to her. Thanks /fit/

I'm the anon who posted about having a job interview today in the /happy feels/ thread

It didn't go very well...

Home for Easter, double ear infection, no gym nearby, no friends, no gf, just isolation, sadness and gains.
Someone help me

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bout 2 end it dudes

whats a creative way to go out

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>Just came back from a Vacation Trip with my family and my gf
>I may have discovered she's seeing someone behind my back
>It ruined my vacations

>>41078418
~3 months

Is "I'm not looking for a relationship" a bad sign brehs?

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>>41078514

>>41076391
Haven't been to the gym in a solid month but my social anxiety is improving a lot so I've been talking to more people. Only problem is I got a dickton of work so I don't have time to revel in the happiness

>24
>not really that out of shape but have a long way to go before girls would look my way

I'm just trying to suck it up, going to the gym tonight.

sucks walking around seeing ridiculously hot girls all super excited to possibly fuck chad tonight

maybe one day, I can be that guy

fridays and saturday nights do feel awful tho

>>41078537
Yes. It means she's not looking for a relationship with you.

It was an easy way to turn you down.

Sorry bro

>>41078537
Your not worth considering basically

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>all my friends off at Uni while I'm stuck at a CC
>haven't made too many serious friends at work because I don't know how to relax and go into "work mode" whenever I clock in
>feel emotionally stunted because of a relationship where I had to keep it together and not really express myself b/c gf had BPD and a panic disorder/anxiety
>ended the relationship a couple months ago feeling like an emotionless, sociopathic robot
>endless loneliness beneath a veneer of positivity

At least my lifting and diet are going well, I guess

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>>41076391
>long run this morning
>back day workout midday
>2 months finally employed doing an easy job for 35/hr
>two day comped room/vacation at casino this week

feels good

I CAN'T STAND BEING 5'8 THIS IS FUCKING RIDICULOUS

MY LIFE PER-DETERMINED. MY PROGRESS HALTED. MY POTENTIAL CAPPED.

FUCKING GOD DAMN IT

MY HEAD IS TOO BIG FOR MY SHORT TORSO
I FUCKING HATE THIS

IF I WAS EVEN FUCKING 3 INCHES TALLER MY LIFE WOULD BE DRAMATICALLY
D R A M A T I C A L L Y
DIFFERENT

WHY CAN'T I FUCKING BE 6'4?!?!
I WOULD CHOKE A GOD DAMN NEWBORN BABY TO DEATH WITH MY BAREHANDS TO BE ABLE TO CHANGE MY HEIGHT TO 6'4 SO I COULD BE A REAL MAN

A SUPERIOR MAN
A TALL MAN

I HATE MYSELF

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>>41078551
>>41078555

Even with an "in general" thrown on at the end of the statement? Even when you were not even trying to start a relationship (yet)?

I fucked a fat bitch today. Like really fat.

>>41078575
Try being 5'7

>>41078575
>>41078587
Calm down, manlets
>>41078582
I'm sorry that happened to you

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>>41078575
>this guy will always be better than you

>>41078579
Especially if she said in general at the end. That's her trying to put you down even more softly. She was nipping it in the bud.

Find some other chick and make her jealous, she might come around.

Whatever you do don't force it and be mr nice guy best friend acting like you're a couple but not fucking. Move on and keep her on the back burner.

Sorry my dude

>>41076391
>Got grp project with girl next week
>really nice girl, talks to me all the time, I don't really talk to anyone at uni
>butter face, but tall and humongous ass and titties.
I know I can smash and pass, but she's super nice and I've been doing a lot of smashing and passing lately and women get too emotional even though you work out a friends with benefits.

>>41076391
> Go on date with asian QT3.14159265358, waiting on her to powder her nose
> See nerdy asian guy from class with his QT3.14 asian girl
> Catch his eye and make polite conversation
> Date catches up and we go on our way
> See the anger in his eyes as a white man steals a hotter girl from him
Did I just achieve Chad mode?

>>41078564
what job?

>>41078616
Dude, go on /r/hapas and laugh. Its full of the "muh racemixing" asian pride folks.

>>41078632
personal assistant for an executive...basically just run errands. pretty sweet

>>41078582
I did that once. She had huge tits so I figured it would be worth it. It wasn't. I mean they were fucking massive, but you're giving up shape for size.

Alright it was totally worth it. They were legit bigger than my head. I'd do it again, I just wouldn't be as excited going into.

>>41078643
>that one bedridden fat guy has real nice biceps, bigger than my head!

>>41078647
We'll she wasn't like that. Her tits stuck out well beyond her stomach.

>>41078639
This is amazing

>>41078640
as long as you're happy anon

to me personally I would hate that. pretty much some guy's bitch. for even 35 an hour. fuck, even right now I make 35 an hour (actually that's probably more considering I usually bill for 8 hours when I go in but I'm there for usually no more than 5..) but I hate almost every minute of it and want to shove a pencil in my nose

whatever makes you happy anonkun

>>41078670
nah its awesome...its a lady, and shes super chill...some days i just sit at home and get hours waiting for stuff to happen. sometimes i call a couple of people. and i always get free food, not to mention benefits and a 401k/profit sharing

livin the dream after being unemployed for a few months

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How long has it been since you guys finished high school? Its been 5 years for me and holy fuck, so many things have changed.

A good portion of my friends have already finished their degrees, have already gotten married, had a few kids and are starting to buy houses.

And I'm just stuck here not knowing what I want to do with my life.

>>41078664
/r/hapas/comments/65f09p/triggered_white_male_in_a_conversation_on_whisper/

this is comedy gold

>>41076391
Going to LA with my friends, but we're neets, any suggestions? We plan to go to dodgers game, maybe visit the getty, go to santa Monica and that's literally all we've planned. Any other suggestions?

>>41078692
How long are you in LA? You don't want to do downtown and Santa Monica in the same day. You'll just be fuckin driving.

If you've never been do all the tourist shit. Hollywood, downtown, Venice Beach is more fun than Santa Monica. Do the Getty on your west side day, LACMA is cool for the downtown day, plus gallery row is tight. Check out skid row, too.

The best bar in Santa Monica is the bungalow, followed by the Victorian. Best one in Venice is probably the townhouse. Villains tavern is a cool bar downtown, but the area is kinda sketchy.

>>41077075
damn dude that's rough. Try to get yourself out there more. Do something outside of your comfort zone

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>>41076391
um i have this big project for monday
gotta program this board game on Turbo C, which is like C programming language for MS-DOS. It must have graphical user interface and an AI. I have been putting it off because i can't focus for shit, please channel your energy to me /fit/, i beg u

>Granny sent me cookies for easter
>cutting
>just ate one, forcing myself to not eat another

christ it's not fair

>>41078773
just eat em and go run 5 miles b

>>41078742
Saturday-Monday. Yeah hitting a bit of bars sounds good, i think we're planning to be around the grove as well, Amy thing touristy we should do around that area?

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>>41078599
I do t think it's as black and white as that.

She had a lot of shakiness with other dudes in the past who try to get with her, but they always manage to fuck up the relationship before it gets serious. I think she genuinely means that she is not ready for a relationship yet and (without trying to act like a leniceguy) I'm trying to be the first guy in a while that actually cares for her.

but I don't know man, I don't know. It seems like the chances of that being true are slimmer and slimmer by the day.

>>41078792
LACMA, tar pits, West Hollywood if you're not a homophobe, sunset strip.

>>41078806
you sound fuckign PATHETIC

>>41076391
WHO NEEDS A SOCIAL LIFE IF YOU GOT ABS AMIRIGHT? R-right? Fuck living in a town where all there is to do is go out to the bars and I'm only 19. Feels bad man

>>41078806
The actually care for her as a friend.

Look man, whether she's telling the truth or rejecting you your plan of action should be the same: treat her as a friend, and go find someone else to bang/date. If you're only caring for her as a means to end up dating her then you aren't caring for her anyway. You want to prove to her that you actually care and don't just want to bone or date her? Then bone and date other people while still caring for her.

>>41076391
I was feeling like shit and unmotivated until I saw my oneitis' facebook and then I was filled with rage and motivation. Just the thought of her cucking me is enough to go down this long and lonely path

>>41076494
you'll be okay boss. dont get the foreskin chopped off, you gotta stretch that shit out gradually. i had the same shit, but mine wasnt that bad i guess cus i never got cream and just worked up to the point that it stretched all the way. regardless, thank the lord you are not a jew

>>41078806
>I dont think it's as black and white as that
it is
stop rationalizing it just cuz it's the female you feel like you have the biggest shot with, cuz it isn't, it's easier to stick with hopes on her since you are already close, than to meet new girls.
But with her you will never have a chance, u are just cucking yourself and wasting time you could be using chasing other gals

>>41078831
ur gay
>>41078839
>>41078864
Aight, i should stop rationalizing.

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Gf is visiting her home city for her holiday and i'm alone for 2 weeks. Missing her smooches.

>tfw

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>>41078928
>Gf is visiting her home city
>for her holiday
>i'm alone for 2 weeks
I've got some bad news anon

>>41076391
Eh alright, had a test on Thursday that I thought I was prepared for that they just decided to make impossible. So im potentially taking a class over the summer which feels bad because I was looking forward to just working and being able to relax.

Otherwise holding up alright. Played some games with some friends and found a new anime series to get into so that's neat. Most of my m8s are leaving for Easter so it'll be pretty quiet around here. I have no hw so probably watch some Netflix and some more diablo 3 grinding, maybe even start that series. Feeling content though.

>>41076424
Which Pokemon anon

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>>41076391
im drunk as hell and have to take a bunch of plebs scuba diving at 3am tomorrow because APPARENTLY people cant be left on their own to breathe underwater because they would fucking rather die or something, i dont know.
>mfw no family or actual close friends within a few hundred kms to spend easter with to get hugs and kisses from and drink beer with
>mfw not even getting holiday rates because i run my own business and negotiate a yearly contract with the parent company
>mfw im pretty sure i just breathe underwater now for something to do and use it as an excuse for why i cant do anything on the weekend
every dive is fuckin' awesome though. at least i feel at home there. autistically go underwater and think quitely to self 'hey senpai, im back' pic related

>>41076391
shitty and poor

>>41076391
Eh alright, had a test on Thursday that I thought I was prepared for that they just decided to make impossible. So im potentially taking a class over the summer which feels bad because I was looking forward to just working and being able to relax.

Otherwise holding up alright. Played some games with some friends and found a new anime series to get into so that's neat. Most of my m8s are leaving for Easter so it'll be pretty quiet around here. I have no hw so probably watch some Netflix and some more diablo 3 grinding, maybe even start that series. Feeling content though.

>>41076424
Which Pokemon anon

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>tfw after finally escaped severe crippling depression after ten years
>tfw still a loser but don't care anymore, just enjoying life

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3UnK5rw_6hM

>>41079058
h-how did he do it though?
>im scubadiver anon btw and honestly want to know

>>41079053
Almost forgot to make it /fit/ related

Idk why but my arms feel huge today, idk if today was just a really good push day or what but I was feeling good all day, and finally just decided to give up and go for inverse grip on deads, my forearms just aren't strong enough, anyone got any good forearm exercises?

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Got a date tonight, don't even know what I want out of it. Just been ages since anything romantic and figure it's probably good to get out.

Just hoping I don't do a major fuckup, not for looking bad in front of them, but for my own self-esteem and feeling like a failure.

>>41079065
/pol/ unironically turned me into a frog worshiping nazi, and that somehow did the trick, so idk, start browsing /pol/

My ankle injury finally healed.
was in bed for one and a half month.
felt bad, next to no social interaction, no exercise, only browsing and some studying.
Now i'm back on my feet and can work/go to school again, so i'm reminded i will have no time/energy for a social life in the next 3-4 years, and after that i'll be so jaded i probably won't even try.

I wish i knew the risks sooner.

>>41079065
well to be fair, you don't have to go full /pol/ to escape. what really did the trick for me was learning about my ancestors. been listening to a great podcast called "the history of rome" and i now have immense pride/admiration for western civilization. i know it sounds strange, but it's worth a shot

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only 5'10" so no girls ever been interested in me. Been working out 15 years natty 180lbs 11%bf, nice teeth, white, nice face, nice hair, nice tan, and I'm an engineer. Height really is the most important thing a guy can have.

t. 31 year old virgin

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>>41076391
Almost 3 months since getting back to the gym. I'm starting to notice some physical improvements, but I want to continue going hard. Did abs+obliques and ran a few miles today. Gonna be seeing family tomorrow and going to be joining them for Easter Sunday.

Currently jobless because I quit my job recently, I just couldn't handle the stress and I got so fucking depressed that it was hard to go to the gym, even though that's my one reprieve. I have a good amount of money saved so even if I was to go jobless for a year I'd be fine, but I do want to look for something better. Also trying to find a car so I can go see people and do more. Getting too hot to bike (Arizona here), and it's only going to be worse in the summer.

I also keep telling myself to read more (the /fitlit/ merge reminded me just how much I used to read and how I didn't have time since my job kept me busy as fuark) and I'm thinking about whether or not to head over to the Barnes and Nobles to find something interesting.

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>>41076391

friends not texting me back guess I'm with you guys tonight. Guys?...

>>41079113
Stop masturbating

>>41079112
/pol/ unironically helped me as well. Pride in western civilization along with the idea that I have to better myself constantly to contribute to it as much as I can and help prevent its decline.

>>41079113

If this not a bait then get your head out of your arse. You are just projecting your failures into your height. 5'10 is completely normal and average and it shouldn't be no hinderance in getting poonami.

>>41079136
lmao implying this will fix anything.

anon is clearly destined to never mate. there has to be something inherently wrong with you.

focus on that and fix it, maybe you will get laid before youre 40. fuck.

>tfw losing interest in 4chan

I've finally made it
Only posting this because its the only thing I feel like posting. Bye forever soon beta cucks

>>41079140
this is a great point. not long after /pol/ i started seeing depression as degenerate and contributing to the decline of the west. when i saw depressed beta nu-male liberals it pained me deep in my heart, but knew i wasn't much better. it was strange, after trump got elected, all the tension and stress i'd been feeling for years just melted away

>>41079169
>implying you can leave

>>41079169
You'll be back

>>41079173
Funny, I wasn't depressed, but getting fat. Saw fatness and laziness in a new light, now I'm here feeling better than ever.

>>41079169
see you soon f a m

>>41079184
best of luck comrade

>>41076391
Lonely and can't get a boyfriend. Once my busy school schedule ends I'll get into weightlifting and getting THICC or slim thicc or whatever

I've been lifting for four years and I still look like shit

>>41078818
Thanks my dude i appreciate it

>>41079211
fuck off rostie

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>>41076391
>get diagnosed with depression in the morning
>break deadlift PR in the afternoon
I'm still very sceptical of taking anti depressents. Like how is a pill supposed going to fix my problems

>>41080453
It doesn't, don't fucking take that shit it will make you worse

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>3 months ago
>6'1" 155 lb skeleton
>decide I'm going to gain weight so I don't look disgusting anymore
>Eat 5 meals a day, so much in every sitting that I feel sick
>Do this every day
>Today decide to weigh myself for the first time in those 2 months
>145 lbs

Should I just kill myself?

>>41080810
What were you eating plain white rice and chicken breast? Try eating some fucking cookies pizza and ice cream, gaining weight is a dream world. I started out almost exactly where you were 6'3" 155 now I'm 200 only took 6 months. Eat enough protein and fill in your cals with junk food it's easy

>>41080810
Did you count your calories?

>>41080453
Don't touch that shit if you value your dick

>>41080853
My sex drive is already dead due to.. depression, so I'm not sure how that makes a difference.

>>41080830
>>41080810
>cookies and ice cream
Don't listen to this guy. eat peanut butter sandwiches as a snack between meals and drink whole milk. Also count your calories, you probably don't eat as much as you think.

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>>41078418
a girl at my work thats married and has 3 kids hugs me almost every time she sees me

It's my birthday today

Yesterday I found out my girlfriend has cheated on me and made it seem like it was my fault

The only person who congratulated me today was my coach. He gave me ice cream

I feel like I'm floating all day. I'm gonna get chinese takeout and play Dark Souls

>>41079169
See you tomorrow

i was at 3 dates this week and they all was fucking boring. God dam how to find decent person? I cant talk to girls because they so fucking boring, man. Also, yesterday was my 1st threesome - but i was too drunk and fucked only 1 girl.

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>>41081828
happy birthday desu senpai

>>41082231
Thanks man