How do I become high test so I can say yes when fat chicks beg

S T I C C

Disregard her

>>41069285
"Just do it!" - Louis

Post her pic

she doesn't look fat from that thumbnail

>>41069285
>fat
Got another pic? Face doesn't look too bad but that could be due to classic female trickery

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>>41069310
>>41069312

>>41069336
Hahaha yeah she's fucking fat.

Oink oink, indeed

>>41069361
I know but I actually thought about doing it and got a boner while doing so

>>41069366
Yeah well then go ahead
The only thing holding you back is your ego

also your dignity
also your pride
also your social status

but hey, the urge alone dropped a few of those anyway

>>41069336
If it's the right girl do it

>>41069366
I'd do it if I were you. Sometimes it's better to listen to your dick.

>>41069377
m-maybe just a blowie anon?

>>41069366
>I know but I actually thought about doing it and got a boner while doing so

That's all you really need to know. Just respond to her in any variant of "sure" and you'll be fine.

Personally, I've found sex with larger women to be better overall. They put a lot more effort into it and do their best to please you. Show her a good time, OP!

>>41069366
Do it. Fat chicks are so grateful for dick when you give it to them. It's hot in it's own way. Not to mention their fat pussies are always soaking wet

>>41069285
>>41069336
Nah. Don't confuse being high test for being a thirsty motherfucker. Although it could make for good practice; that is the only good thing about fucking an unattractive chick.

>>41069366
Do it but don't tell your mates about it.

>>41069336
Just fucking do it. No one but you two will know and she isn't even that ugly.

Fat girls give really good blowjobs as well

>>41069336
>no thanks haha

Fat chick's tend to have really good pussies.

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Something's off

>>41069429
"What do you do?"
AKA I want dinner, not the dick

>>41069387
I bet she's good at that

>>41069429
She's after your money, anon. She wants a boyfriend, not a fling.

>>41069429
>>41069447
>>41069475
Don't listen to these chumps, you can still give her the dicking if you play your cards right

Women love with their ears not their eyes

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>>41069429
ditch that cunt

>>41069489
>Warning him makes me a chump
All I was saying was she wants a boyfriend. Either he can take advantage of that or not.

>>41069429
I don't think anything is off, she probably just has a little more self respect and wants to get to know you before fucking. Rare on Tinder, and maybe it's just a way to keep talking but fine imo.

>>41069285
>4 hours ago

already missed the boat anyway

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>>41069336

Jesus Christ, RUN!

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OP here. She's on her way to my place. I'll keep you posted

>>41069336
I would

>>41070179
Get pics, and throat fuck her

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>>41069395
>put a lot more effort into it.

You disgusting, lying pigfucking piece of shit. With a few exceptions, fats put no effort into anything, that's why they're fat in the first place.

>>41070179
>8am fuck session

she's keen

>>41070179
a fatty in yoga pants, whyyyy

>>41070336
underrated post

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>>41069336
>tfw fucking any of these girls would be the best day of my year

She said she showered so hopefully that pussy don't stank

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>tfw starting to actually consider fucking fatties from tinder
I need to go cocoon mode before this gets out of hand

>>41070346
A few hot chicks wore em 5 years ago. The average girls figured they'd mimic and be able to blend in with the hot crowd. This idea eventually spilled over into the rest of the female population. It is the zebra effect.
>Hey, if we all have stripes, the lion will be confused and not sure who to target
End game, we all look the same, yoiu can't judge us for our shitty choice in fashion because you'd not only be insulting me, but the entire collective hive mind.

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>>41070372
gotta keep us posted OP. Have fun

>>41070387
I am cocoon mode you're fucked pal

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>>41069406

take pics, post in bred
beauty and the hambeast part 2

Christ was crucified today OP. This is how you thank him? By fucking a fatty?

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>>41070179
Good going op. Just remember, there's no shame in practicing to git gud at sex.

God I wish that were me

>>41070179
Lucky bastard. I'd love to fuck her especially with yoga pants on. Too bad I have a gf. Does the high test ever end?

>>41069336

Anyone else perfectly capable of pulling decent females and does fairly frequently.. but every now and then likes from time to time to fuck a fat unattractive beast of lady??

Dunno guess it might be the shame and disgust i feel towards myself afterwards that drives me to do it again and again..

I pretty sure i dont hate myself..but sometimes man i wonder....

>>41069336
desu id probably fuck her but i hate giving fat chicks validation.
anyone else the same?

>>41070556
Whenever I get approached by a woman in the club I feel disgusted and walk away. I have no idea why this is the case, as when I'm the one to approach I have decent success in pulling.

Fug

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>>41069499
>taking any insult personally on /fit/

>>41069336
Nope, she's approaching the level of fat where it's impossible to keep good hygiene between the ass crack.

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We just finished now shes cuddled up to me watching always sunny. How do i make her leave?

>>41070626
The absolute madman!
Post moar

>>41070626
Get out of there

>>41070626
>>41070652
3 mins, good job

>>41070626
>>41070652
you lasted all of 3 minutes anon
>nofap works

>>41070652
>>41070626
the madman!

>>41069336
She's attractive. Fuck her.

>>41070682
Dear god dude, you can't come back from that, fucking gross

>>41070690
Fat pussy is better than no pussy. You faggots are just jelly OP got fat puss while you got no pussy.

How was it op?

>>41070682
Damn she bigger than I expected. Why even waste your time + dick reputation fucking that?

>>41070705
Meh I busted a bit
>>41070709
I thought the same thing

>>41070682
>>41070652
>>41070626
Looks like deep see footage.

>>41070709
>He's never fucked a not-so-attractive girl with amazing skills.
I'm not saying OP had a great lay, but looks don't always tell the whole story.

>>41070701
Your desperation is projecting hard anon.

Athletic GF master race reporting in. Feels good

>>41070652
Fart.

>>41070225
this anon knows. throatfucking is amazing. also choke her, chicks love it

>>41070714
Did it smell bad?

>>41070716
>see
good joke but jesus christ do you really not know the difference between sea and see

>>41070733
My hot ex gf smelled worse

I swear to god there are people in this thread that would rather be virgins then fuck a fatty, if they're anything under 10kg overweight chances are they're not lazy they just havent considered and/or don't havee time to exercise

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Not related to this meme thread but:
Can you get muscle growth JUST by eating with no exercise?
Fat fucks always have big legs and arms without working out
>>41070720
I have only fucked one girl I didn't really find attractive because I was very bored and 4chan was down, she wasn't even bad looking or fat, just not the kind of girl I usually date or fuck , I couldn't even get hard for like an hour then I forced myself to think about somebody else to get hard.

>>41070179
Sex is fun man.Keep it so.
Also, if you get pictures, fucking share them man.

>>41070764
What is it with retards on /fit/ and not reading threads?

>>41070764
This is me

>>41070626
>>41070652
>>41070682
Well.... shit.
I hope you had fun

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>>41070775
You sound mad

>>41070759
fat people will get bigger muscle in their arms and legs because they are constantly lifting the heavier weight of fat around them, try walking around at 300lb for a year and lifting 20lb around your arms all day every day

>>41070759
>Fat fucks always have big legs and arms without working out

Yeah because they are fucking fat.

>>41069429
"I drive".
But send it tomorrow.

I-I'm jelly of the cuddle;_;
I just woke up to this thread and I had a dream of using my new found sense of confidence from weight loss and everyone avoiding m3

>>41070723
I have a hot wife, but at the end of the day any pussy is better than no pussy.

>>41070797
Fat people have god tier calves tho.
When a fat girl slims down they keep them juicy ass calves

>>41069366
If you go pigging, make sure you wear a condom.

Oinkers aren't just sluts with you, ya know.

>>41070682
Hope you rolled her back to sea, because those crazy activists must be after you.

>>41070814
>risking pregnancy, std, girls stealing shit from you, etc to fuck a girl you don't even find attractive

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She's running on my dick again she wants more oh god

>>41070682
Am I the only seeing a deep sea creature ala blobfish here?

>>41070841
what am I looking at

>>41070834
>pregnancy
Rubber up
>STD
Rubber up
>Sealing
dont fall asleep around her
>not even attractive
I dont find my right hand attractive but its never stopped me from fapping.

And if you say "lol rubbers suck" then man up and take the risks

>>41070834
Have a buddy that fucked my thot of cousin who I recentlydiscovered had a sti.I want to say something but don't feel its my place and also I really don't care to much

>>41069336
>how to spot a fatty
>she isn't alone on dating site picture
>so you will always guess, which one, fat or not?

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>>41070368
>tfw would rather fuck them than any >8/10 model-like bitch that I wouldn't even feel comfortable with

>>41070865
>not just asking: are you the fat or normal one?

>>41070841
Suckle that tit man

>>41070861
I'm not taking any risks to fuck a random fat girl thnks my dude

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D
I
S

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>>41070652
He shall fall into the pit of despair

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G
U
S

>>41070814
>I have a hot wite
>any pussy is better than no pussy
Just pathetic anon, and nice imaginary wife

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T
I
N
G

>>41069336
Look at those wrists she would do an excellent weightlifter/powerlifter with some training

>>41069429
>anal doggy?

>>41070652
3 minutes?

>>41070465
>This
Fucking degenerates

>>41070736
Auto correct fucking up.

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>>41070912
It's true anon

>>41070723
>feels the need to say he has an athletic gf
Insecure or full of shit?

>>41070556
Yup. I would gladly bust a nut on her face, but I don't feel like fat girls deserve guys with abs

>>41070626
>>41070652
>>41070682
>>41070841

OP, women can't into just sex with stranger, especially fattys.
Now she think you in love with her and you are a couple.

Good luck with that. You are in relationship with fatty now.

>>41070552
sounds like the same reason people fuck traps

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>>41070956
>has a wife
>spends his time on 4chan arguing with teenagers and autists about overweight girls

>>41070992
I'm living the dream. I also sent my wife a link to this thread kek

>>41070956
nice shoes

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>>41070847
>>41070682
Tried my best to illustrate you guys

>>41070861
What is
>sealing

>>41070988
Id fuck a very cute trap but I know they are sooooooo fake in their messed up personalities and of course their appearance. I find them as a person everythingwrong in a person but damn

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>>41071013
>>41071013

I just busted a nut in her mouth. Excellent BJ skills

>>41071035
yeah they are extremely fake
any trap that looks even halfway decent spends tons of time on makeup just to look passable

>>41071038
>>41071013
I want strobe or flashing color lights in the back ground

>>41070552
I am.
Recently Had an 8/10 azn girl crushing on me hard until she realized that I talk to every woman like I talk to her. Doesn't matter though because I love fat girls. Not even memeing, Ive preferred the looks of fat chicks since I was old enough to get a boner.

>>41070626
>>41070652
>>41070682
>>41070841
>>41070896
>>41070907
>>41070915
>>41071013
>>41071038
(All images so far for you anons.)

How did she smell OP?
Did you hit it from behind?
Was her asshole hairy?
That shit is a dick killer for me.
Also, fat women like this...dick killers.

>>41071041
Fat chicks really have the best bj skills. Went with one once just to try it, no regrets.

>>41071051
I like women of most sizes anon and can see beauty/ attractiveness in both males and females but there is a threshold of course. Do go full spaghetti with very attractive females

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>>41070803

>>41071066
I didn't even look down at her crotch for fear it would kill my boner. Fucked her missionary. Smelled prettyy good

>>41070977
What the fuck man? Are you seriously this retarded? Try reading what you just write and re-think it.

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>>41069285
>tfw banged so many fat and unattractive chicks from tinder the novelty has worn off

>>41071042
Maybe I like them because of thier fakeness idk I'm not honest either all the time.

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>>41071109
>tfw got one pregnant and told her to fuck off and now she's raising your child alone
Fuck tinder hoes

>>41071127
;-; I hate that if it's true. No more kids on earth pls guys

She finally left. I'm gonna go to Firehouse Subs and have a shame meal

>>41069489

You're retarded. They love with their eyes first.

If you're matched already, it's only a matter of not being a fucking dork.

The hardest part of selection is their eyes. Unless you have money or some weird body type (really skinny dudes attract a different sort of chick), looks is the primary test to pass.

>>41071127
Good job nigger

>>41069429
I mean, shes still talking to you so that must also mean something

>>41071168
Legit asking. Do you feel shame? I have a shit ego and basically a doormat and the thought of intimacy is really neat to me because it's a surrender, you know?

>>41071038

is this art

>>41071199
>shes still talking to you so that must also mean something
It doesn't mean anything. Women love attention, from fucking anybody, they will never block you.
But will not fuck you either.

>>41069336
Probably would, you know.

>tfw came close to banging a fatty on tinder
>contained my thirst and kept my tinder hook out longer
>bagged a gorgeous THICC qt gf a week later instead

Seeing this thread now, I'm especially proud of my restraint. I'm getting second hand embarrassment looking at this thread.

>>41071087
No.
Usually I treat them the same or ignore them because most beautiful women know full well how good they look and it drives them up the fucking wall when a guy ignores them.
Example: had a 10/10 sit directly across from me for 6 months at a job and she did everything she could to get my attention (leaning over the cubicle with a low cut top, loud convos about sexual topics).

The best part is that you make them want you, and they can't claim sexual harassment because you're literally ignoring them on purpose.

>>41069336
>that wrist
forget fucking, train her to be the ultimate female powerlifter

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Having pre marital sex on the holiest of weekends, you are already dead anon, you just don't know it yet.

>>41071238
>had a 10/10 sit directly across from me for 6 months at a job and she did everything she could to get my attention
m8, if you not fucked her, it is just your fantasies.

>>41069285
>haha me either
fucking fag

>>41071203
Are you a virgin?

>>41071013
fucking kek

>>41071127
I went in raw on a 'chick' who I actually suspect was actually a tranny

Imagine my surprise when I looked 'her' up on facebook a year later and 'she' actually was a legit female and is now a single mother to a guy who isn't me

>double bullet dodged

>>41070861
>I dont find my right hand attractive but its never stopped me from fapping.
fuck, fair point.

Tbh at least her vagina is warm and wet and doesn't have calluses from deadlifts

>>41071261
You have no standards.
Better fap, than fuck fat girl. Besides, it was only 3 minutes.

>>41071261
I was molested but I don't count that.

>>41071261
more pics

>>41070626
cant see anything, thats dark as fuck

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Congrats Anon, you got laid

>>41071273
>'chick' who I actually suspect was actually a tranny

You can't tell a post-op skin pocket from a vagina?

>>41071391
it felt weird.. it felt like it had a big seam down the middle of it like there had been stitches and she was always really dry

how the fuck do I know what a trannies cunt would feel like?

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Good work, OP

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>>41071275
Damn that cut me deep

>>41071258
Read my other posts. I'm into fat chicks.

>>41069336
Shes fat but desu senpai Id fuck if thats all we doing. Shes not so obese I couldnt get hard and bend her over something shes got a cute face desu.

>>41071463
>Shes not so obese
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>41070896
>>41070915

>>41071203
How the fuck is sex a surrender for a male?

>>41071505
I meant the other way around. Females are people too. I'm pretty vulnerable but that's other realm of vulnerable that I find kinda weird

>>41069285
4/14/17

The day OP lost his dignity doing the diggiddy with a blimpy

I would rather jerk off alone than fuck a fat bitch.

Desperate faggots like you are the reason fat acceptance movements and fat sluts with inflated egos exist. Not only you're giving those fat pigs a reason to believe their lifestyle is okay and everyone else is the problem, you're also making actual good looking/average girls to aim higher thinking that if a fat bitch can get an average looking non-deformed guy then she deserves a fucking brad pitt.
Seriously, kill yourself you disgusting piece of shit faggot cunt bitch motherfucker

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>>41070682
Cave beast spotted

>>41071718
t. bitter virgin

>>41071038
kek

>>41070552

Is this the male equivalent of girls hooking up with sleazy bastards? We aren't so different after all.

>>41071718
Stfu dweeb
I doubt you can make eye contact with a girl you fucking loser

>>41071718
Agreed, its like a fatass fucking a decent girl

>>41071819
>>41071854
coming from desperate faggots who justify collecting pity fucks from fat chicks on tinder. LMAO

>>41071718
>>41071881

Spotted the guys who have zero understanding of sex

>>41071892
Yeah it's pretty sad when even they call you out on being a loser isn't anon?

>>41071899
>>41071906
>having standards by not fucking anything with a vagina and a pulse means you're a loser
you guys are beyond help. pathetic lonely fucks

>daily fat hate thread
>lol guyz I fucked a fatty kek ebin winz

>>41071912
>all this projection

We're here to to help. You can drop your defenses and stop insulting people. We're all equal on /fit/

>>41070626
>>41070652
>>41070682
Am I supposed to see anything

>>41071917
Go back and read the thread retard. I don't think anyone was bragging. This was done for the keks

>>41071936
>lol guys I sucked a cock ironically, are you entretained yet, look how I swallow cum for the keks lel

>>41071942
Ur a faget

>>41069429
that was really sweet move anon, good job

>>41071928
>you're a virgin for having standards
>you're bitter for having standards
>you're a loser for having standards
yes, and i'm the one projecting...
I'm not projecting right now, anon- you are an idiot.

>>41071718
>is legitimately upset some anonymous guy banged a fatty and posted about it on an Italian sandwich making forum

Haha what's you damage kid?

>>41071958
I'm not the one with my panties in a twist over literally nothing. The idiot here is the butthurt one i.e. you

>>41069412
This

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>>3mins
KEKKKK

>tfw thirsty af but don't want to lose my virginity to someone who isn't a 5/10 at least

what do

>>41071718
>what are different preferences
some men like thin girls, some men like fat girls. Deal with it faggot

>>41072020
Pay for a hooker

>>41069285

>tfw passed out on a chance to smash a high test sloot because i got in a serious debate about the old testimony and hitler with a crackhead

not gonna make it

>>41072020
Get an Escort or suck it up. There will be other girls, probably more attractive girls.

I'd be down to fuck fat chicks if their skin wasn't all weird. Also, it's usually a way darker tone between their legs so even if they're clean it feels like it isn't

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>>41071013

>>41071172

you are wrong m8

The world has an abdundance of good looking guys who don't smash because if a girl likes you physically then she proceeds to lay out an complex mindfuck session to disqualify you from her pussy. If you pass your good, but it's far from just looks.

>>41072092

>The world has an abdundance of good looking guys who don't smash because if a girl likes you physically then she proceeds to lay out an complex mindfuck session to disqualify you from her pussy

this, it isn't a guarantor of sex with everyone like it is for a great looking girl

a lot of girls don't trust good looking dudes because they've been toasted in the past

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>>41070394
many keks were had

>>41070749
>don't have time to exercise
RRRREEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

>>41070749

I'd rather be a virgin than fuck a fatty. Good thing I'm not and I enjoyed my first time because I don't have low standards and I'm not a pathetic beta.

Also
>don't have time to exercise

Fuck off, fatty.

Good job OP fucking fatties is what every man should do to pass the time.

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>>41070179

toasting an epoch bread

>>41072587
pls include me in screencap

>>41071258
You really don't know women at all. Or you've just never had the confidence to ignore a good looking chic.

It happens anon.

fucked a fatty last weekend, you guys are helping me feel better about it

thanks brahs

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>>41071168
was it worth it OP? Rate the meal vs the sex /10

lol op classic.

she looks disgusting but good job on getting laid.

>fucking something that makes you gag

how do people do this? am I gay or something?

>>41072917
no anon, they just have circumcised dicks, i had a chat with a cut friend a few days ago about this, to him, jerking off feels like someone is just rubbing sandpaper over his shaft.

you know when we jerk off and the foreskin rubs up and down on the tip of the penis and it's all soft and feels good? when circumcised people jerk off it's just raw skin sitting in place getting chaffed.

naturally they hate jerking off, and the desire to fuck builds and builds and builds until they just have to stick it inside anything.

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this whole thread

>>41072942
holy shit this actually makes kind of sense, I'm uncut myself

>>41069336
If I wasn't a virgin then I would fuck it. But I am virgin so I will save myself for marriage

>>41069285
FUCK YEAH BOI, YOU MADE I-

>>41069336
ABORT, ABORT!

>>41072965
it's why there's so many fat people in america, people let themselves go because desperate dudes will fuck fat chicks and then if they're fucking fat chicks regularly why not let themselves get fat also what does it matter.

it's a vicious cycle of appeasement that begins right after birth when they shove a cone down your peehole, stretch out your foreskin and use a circular pizza cutter to snip the tip off.

the girl op just banged shouldn't be getting any dick but this is probably her 2nd or 3rd time getting fucked this month, meanwhile a lot of us normalpenis guys are just wondering wtf is going on in the world.

ugly fat chicks getting laid, lots of dudes having sex but depressed about it, no families being formed, single mothers everywhere (sex mistakes and abandoned). it's all about the penis tip being chopped off.

go to europe where they don't circumcise and this isn't really a problem, most european girls are supermodel thin compared to american chubsters. the diet is not that much different, they just eat less because nobody fucks a fatty there when they can just jerk off.

>>41070749
>they're not lazy they just havent considered and/or don't havee time to exercise
So they're fucking lazy.

And the chick OP's dicking is clearly WAY more than 10kg overweight. Maybe FPH threads have warped your perception of acceptable weight.

>>41072942

That's fucking tragic. What about using fleshlights and what not?

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>>41073035
>it was the kikes all along, again

>>41073084
he told me if he wants to jerk off he has to oil his dick up for like 5 minutes, fleshlight is probably a game changer but guys are normally shamed out of buying sex toys while every girl has a vibrator. the main problem with a pocket pussy is maintenance, cleaning it, preparing it. nothing is easier than just jerking off cumming and being done, unless of course your dick is literally unjerkable.

im convinced a lot of the weird sissy/gay shit just arose because some guy figured out he could cum from stimulating his prostate through his asshole. now he doesn't even need to touch his deformed penis (he has a love hate relationship with since puberty) and as time rolls on he decides to chop it off.

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>>41070179
how does it feel to have a girl come to your place guys? only the thinking of it makes me nervous to the fuck

>>41073147
it feels like going over to a friends house for the first time, but when you get there you realise you have nothing in common, aren't actually friends, that you basically just want to eat some of his food, and sit on his furniture being awkward before leaving and never talking or seeing them again.

people only do it so they can feel the warmth of another human body close to them.


you could make billions just selling naked hugs robots to people, make it feel warm and comfortable and authentic and they wouldn't want to fuck it. it's the incredible loneliness and isolation of our modern culture that pushes people into fucking extreme strangers just to get 2-3minutes of post-sex cuddle.

>>41072942
Cutfag here, this is untrue and retarded.

>>41069336

>le harpoons

>>41072942
>when circumcised people jerk off it's just raw skin sitting in place getting chaffed.
No.

>>41070749
You can't have too little time to actually win time by spending less time eating you faggot.

Help me /fit/ what do you say to start a conversation on tinder with a girl who has nobio and nothing worth commenting on in pics

>>41073035
Well I wouldn't say European girls are thin, after 20 they are usually a normal weight, ie BMI of 21 or so, as they approach 30 their average weight increases to a BMI of about 25

>>41072951
i know right. this is the reason i lurk /fit as a female. solid proof that men are absolutely disgusting.

>>41073416
Not as disgusting as that whale though.

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>>41073416
>lurk /fit as a female.

>>41073264
>>41073297
denial.

>>41073427
i don't like the way 99% of people look but that is my problem not theirs.

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>>41070626

>>41073416
>>41073416

Why are they disgusting

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Just matched with this girl, and she messaged first. Apparently ex-gymnast too, I think I'm in luck

the girl who made and then broke a date with me a few weeks ago sent me a picure of her in a swimsuit yesterday, asking if I liked it.

I told her it was ok but needed to see more. She responded "haha okay" and then didn't contact me.

It's weird as fuck.

>>41073528
I hope you can see she is chubby.

But looks like on the enjoyable side.

>bisexual
Wouldn't gf though

>>41073527
this thread is self-explanatory. don't get me wrong. i do like it. makes me more aware of what to expect when dealing with you.

>>41073416
>implying all the people shit talking are men

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>>41072942
This is bullshit. I am circumcised and love fapping. It doesn't hurt at all.

>>41073501
And? This thread is ours, not theirs.

>>41073559
>makes me more aware of what to expect when dealing with you.
Fatass detected.

>>41073570
most if not actually all of them are.

>>41073416
Girl if you are looking at the darkest place on the internet to reinforce the selfconciously motivated hatred of men that your ex left you with when he broke up with you, then you have no intention of being at all reasonable.

If you want to meet good quality men, you need to look in a quality place

>>41073556

Probably just wanted some positive attention and knew you were a safe bet.
Either that or she wanted you to be proactive and organise meeting.

>>41073559
you must be physically unattractive

>>41070626
Took me a while to figure out what was going on

>>41073583

I hope this is bait.

Here's your
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N

>>41069336
Hmmm she's a little to thicc but I think I still would desu.

>>41073559
LOL O SHIT IT'S A WHALE WHO IS JELLY OF ANOTHER WHALE LEMAO

>>41069406
>also their fat pussies are dripping wet
Most disgusting thing I've read all year

>>41073416
>female

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>>41073557
How did that turn to this

>>41073528
>ugly
>19 with dead end job
>wants to get fucked

lol. absolute trash.

>>41073631
cut the london crap. i'm from the ex soviet union. far away from any of you. but i used to idealize guys from western countries. fell hard for the 'nice and friendly' meme at one point i guess. you are even worse than the macho self loathing men out here :)

>>41073696
get pics

>>41073705

>chef
>dead end job

Wut

>>41073612
some people like me, some don't. why do you think so?

>>41073587
i see as this as a representation of the dark side even of the good quality men you are mentioning. lets not pretend they don't have one.

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Tfw ywn be a Tinder chad

>>41073722
>hurr I'm the only gurl on /fit/, isn't that cool that I'm the only gurl on /fit/ not many gurls can hack being the only gurl on /fit/ aren't I special someone pay attention to me I have no interesting qualities and only know how to get people's attention by being cunty don't you want to impress the only gurl on /fit/

>>41073696
>looks like that
>those messages
Shes a crazy slut. Its the look in her eyes, the fact that shes bi and was so forward with you about stuff. You also shouldnt have "kinky sex" with strangers because you could get hurt. If shes basic af she means spanking and holding her hands back while you fugg but if shes legit into kinky stuff like being tied up fisted or anything like that it requires trust and knowledge to do that to someone. Id pass on that pandoras box of a puss bro, she clearly doesnt care about herself or her safety if shes as kinky as she likes to think.

>>41073826
>she clearly doesnt care about herself or her safety if shes as kinky as she likes to think.
This is the subliminal disgust I've always felt towards women like this that I couldn't articulate, thanks anon

>>41073822
You're right, but
>bait

>>41073822
good greentext job. appreciate ya for the worthless but nevertheless attention. i do loove it.

>>41073796
So you're saying everyone is like /pol/ too then?
Fuck off.

>>41069366
never waste an erection

>>41073804
Damn.

I don't believe this Chad bullshit - but that is seriously an alpha male.

>>41071013
Greatest post ever 11/10

>>41072942
Wtf man jacking off doesnt hurt
T. Deathgrip fapper

>>41073871
this thread was a bit different than what you are referring to. /pol/ is just trolling, this is the true mirror of the double faced fit fags who claim to strive for perfection and bettering themselves while at the same time behaving like the lowest human scum and finding heaps of likeminded cheerleaders here. but i must say i love to see how you are more disgusting than the easy ass whales you are trying to humiliate here. ņam ņam.

>>41073528
https://youtu.be/prn-caOIJ9s

>>41072942
>>41072965
fucking retards aren't using lube ffs

>>41073696
Gymnastics pics. Now.

>>41073528
That's a man baby

>>41073963
My issue isn't what was said about the thread. But instead that you're generalizing about men from a single thread Macedonian basket weaving forum.

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>>41073963
>/pol/ is just trolling
haha...yeah...just trolling...

ITT: fuccboi general.

>>41073722
Shut the fuck up snow roastie your making the few actual grills on here look like cunts. This is why we cant have nice things.

>>41074045
thats just to piss you off ,) i'm not that stupid but there is some truth in here and its good to know it. also, this essentially is what makes fit guys seem weak in the eyes of an average looking woman from a third country. hah take it or leave it.

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>>41074100
>thats just to piss you off
Sure jan

>>41073579
Ignore the uncut fags. They project so hard because they are the male version of a roastie.

>>41074147
Lmao dry mushroom dick kike

>>41073963

I think I made this exact post on Neopets when I was 11.

>>41074096
i suspect there are more grills here than you think. they lurk more than they post i suppose but i'm glad they are here.
oh and being called a cunt doesn't get me triggered. try something else.

>>41074181
>. they lurk more than they post i suppose
Or they just post like normal people without having to make threads about the fact that they're a girl.

>>41074125
okok
so why not actually better yourselves? how about making cunts like me respect you? thats more power than any fit ass will give you. combine the two and you will be worshiped which is what you all are looking for anyway, right?

>>41071238
sometimes you just interpret things like somebody want you etc
I had a coworker who thought that I wanted her ass so bad, I was just being me, which is flirtatious. Not on purpose
After four months on an afterwork she told me "just tell me you wanna fuck me already!" hadn't even pictured her naked

So her talking about sexual things and bending over with a crop top maybe isn't meant for you at all.

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>>41070179
dryspell retard here, what does yoga pants entail here?

>>41074199
yessss from all i've said here tonight i am a girl and that is the only point i want to make. i absolutely benefit so much from stating this fact here.

>>41074181
>im glad they are here
Why? A false sense of security in numbers?
>calling me a cunt doesnt bother me
Well it shouldnt. What should bother you is your piss poor basic bitch behavior in this thread- your weak ass bait- and your bullshit attention seeking behavior. There are no girls on the internet n00b. You have been called out by others here and you refuse to wisen up or leave. Because you want attention. You know the drill. Tits or gtfo.

>>41074263
Yoga pants are the hamburger helper of pants. They spice up any meat to be presentable.

>>41073696

update

>>41074232
Also no dude i dont want you to respect me i want you to wisen up and stop acting like a trope you dumb bitch.

>>41073804
that blonde is so fucking cute, even tho she is 70% blur you can tell she is 10/10. wtf man, why is this allowed.

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>>41074366
I know man. As hot as she is, to her, she is nothing compared to Chad. She will do whatever it takes to fuck him. Think about that. A 10/10 bending over backwards for a guy.

>tfw that guy is not you

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>>41071013

>>41070956
Are you 40

>>41069285
>that normie banter
Guy got laid, so can't really talk too much shit, but what a fucking yawnfest

>>41070977
women can't into just sex with stranger

>>41069366
Don't do it. Fat girls are a mistake if you like having any shred of self dignity

>>41073826
>>41073840

Nah you guys have this disgust because you've never had a female lust over you like that. All women are crazy you guys are just mad none of them are crazy for you.

>>41071013
lmao underrated

>>41074311
you are making no sense kiddo. one thing you are right about - its time for me to get out of here. now you can go and make another thread about how you are never going to make it.

>>41074588
You completely missed the point autismo

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>>41073579
>. I am circumcised and love fapping. It doesn't hurt at all.
Why are you circumcised tho? are you a kike or a mudslim? otherwise why the fuck did your parents decide to do that? have you ever asked them? what was the fucking reasoning behind that? why is so many americucks circumcised

>>41073416
>pretending to be a woman on the internet

>>41069336
What actually matters is
>Attractive face
>Hip-to-waist ratio
>Ass???
>Hygine

>>41074405
>bending over backwards
wrong direction

>>41069366
Treat her extremely badly during sex. She will always remember you as Chad. But for fucks sake DO NOT give her any relationship status!

>>41069429
Her spelling is off.
>What do you do
>"I fuck fat bitches when my self esteem is low"

>>41074640

Mine didn't want it but the doctors literally stole me away shortly after being born saying they were gonna clean me up or something, and then I came back minus a foreskin. Don't trust (((doctors))) even for a minute with your kid out your sight.

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>>41070814
And any pussy is better than your wife, right buddy.

Man I love fucking other woman.

>>41074690
FUCK ;(

I'm legitimately fascinated by this state of sexual elitism. Like, what does it feel like to be in the top .001% in the sexual market? I've had girls hit on me, but they're always normal. The idea of models wanting badly to fuck you is such an insane concept. Do these guys even know what they're doing? Are they aware?

>>41074614
>not making sense
Maybe if you lived in a western country your reading comprehension and critical thinking skills would be better. Enjoy your third world shit hole snow roastie.

>>41073963
>/pol/ is just satire
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>>41074640
Not him but I had phimosis and pissed blood at 6 or so, I was cut then, I am German tho.

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>>41074232

>how about making cunts like me respect you?

Name 3 things about you worthy of respect.

>inb4 Why don't you?

I'm not the one asking to be respected

>>41073751
>implying she's an actual professional chef and doesn't just microwave food at olive garden
kek-o-rama

>>41074263
In OP's case imagine a can of warm processed meat being squeezed out of a waterballoon.

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>>41070896
wtf I thought this was a picture of bananas since it was dark but those are her fat rolls

>>41069336
First off, totally worth thicc mamas.
Secondly, DUDE! You of A? Me too bruh

>>41069285
So she's fat AND retarded?

>>41071031
Pls respond

>>41071031
I assume he misspelled stealing.

>>41069429

1% battery

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>>41074337
Lol she wasn't a man, and don't ask how I managed to sneak this pic in

>>41070404
Top kek well done

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>>41075428
>>41075528

>>41074725
>mom just carried you for 9 or so months and pushed you out at the risk of dying
>parents want their kid a certain way
>parents so happy and thinking about what they want for you and how happy they are to be responsible for another life in so many ways
>docs ignore parents wishes and changes their child forever in a way thats super private and important
All of my rage. All of it. Its so important to guys and its not like a medically difficult procedure at any age so theres no reason not to give the guy the choice-- its his fuckin dick.

>>41069285
https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&persist_app=1&noapp=1&v=zSI23f--Uvs

So u feeling freaky huh op

>>41076169
>Fat acceptance