Names people called me as a kid; >downy >laundry boy (in

Now is time for you to get your revenge, kill them all, Arthur.

>>41063183
What a fucking retard.

>>41063204
if you met me outside i bet you wouldn't say that to me irl..i would make you kiss me

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>>41063183
>>downy
>>laundry boy (in relations to downy ultra soft fabric softener)

>>41063183
Do it Arthur.
Kill them.

They deserve to be punished Arthur.

>>41063183

your life hasnt changed at all you worthless downy moron.

>>41063183
As a kid
>Loser
>Baconneck
>Legolas
>Elf
>Fat
>Fuckface
>Faggot
>Smart

After lifting
>Faggot

>>41063183
ok laundry boy

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why are you guys making fun of me?

>>41063242
>>Baconneck
MY FUCKING SIDES

mom calls me Schwarzenegger

>>41063284
Because they're downy laundry boys, and they need to attack anyone who triggers their insecurities.

>>41063284
Kill yourself you stupid dork.

>>41063183
will you go back to r9k please

>>41063298
Yeah and she calls me The Terminator when I fucking terminate that pussy. Now go get me a drink, Arnie.

>>41063183
>downy
>laundry boy (in relations to downy ultra soft fabric softener)

genuinely started to cry from laughing

>>41063242
what in the fuck does baconneck mean?

>>41063242
Legolas was hot af tho
No homo

>>41063183
>"heart"

I'm good at cards, I dunno

>>41063284
arthur it's because you're a worthless nerdy laundry boy

>laundry boy (in relations to downy ultra soft fabric softener)
mysides.png

>>41063385
>not calling you Ace

are you sure is not because you look like a flaming faggot?

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>Arthur (my name)

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>>41063183
>>laundry boy

once in 5th grade, on field day, I wore high socks (ones that break at like the lower third of the shin), while the socks that in fashion were ones that broke at or below the ankle. they kept calling me "professor high socks" and when I tried to pull down my socks to make them look like the lower ones, they would just shout "PROFESSOR HIGHSOCKS" and pull them back up.

>>41064609
kek kids are so creative

>>41063183
You're making it, Arthur

>>41063183
>pretty face
>Tall guy
>sexy
>charming
>asshole
>bad boy
Names people called me after lifting;
>pretty face
>Tall guy
>sexy
>charming
>asshole
>bad boy

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when I was in secondary school there was a girl who had a crush on me but I didnt like her. she had a scar next to her eye so I started calling her scarface

other kids started doing it to and eventually I was punished as some sort of ring leader for bullying kek

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>>41063183
>LAUNDRY BOY LAUNDRY BOY LAUNDRY BOY

>DOWNY DORK, NERD BOY, STUPID MORON LAUNDRY BOY, RETARD, WORTHLESS LAUNDRY BOY

>LAUNDRY BOY LAUNDRY BOY LAUNDRY BOY

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>>41063183
>>41063183
>*more students join in

>LAUNDRY BOY LAUNDRY BOY LAUNDRY BOY

>DOWNY DORK, NERD BOY, STUPID MORON LAUNDRY BOY, RETARD, WORTHLESS LAUNDRY BOY

>LAUNDRY BOY LAUNDRY BOY LAUNDRY BOY

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>>41063183
>*even more studenta join in
>>41063183
>LAUNDRY BOY LAUNDRY BOY LAUNDRY BOY

>DOWNY DORK, NERD BOY, STUPID MORON LAUNDRY BOY, RETARD, WORTHLESS LAUNDRY BOY

>LAUNDRY BOY LAUNDRY BOY LAUNDRY BOY

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>>41063183
CHECK EM LAUNDRY BOY

>>41064677
>tfw no qt scarface gf

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>>41063242
>baconneck

I dealt with all my bullies long before I started lifting
for fighting when none of you train martial arts, it's not the size but heart for fighting

>>41064865
she wasnt a qt she was a fat uggo anon. why do you think I bullied her instead of banging her

>>41063284
For real most people are selfish assholes, and many even get joy out if other people's pain. Usually in life, when you grow up, it's socially unacceptable to go around picking on people, but here on 4chan if you expose any vulnerability people will take it and run with it. Don't take it personally.

nobody called me anything because i was a complete nonentity at school

now i'm a jacked nonentity at collage

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>>41063183
>laundry boy (in relations to downy ultra soft fabric softener)
Kek

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>>41063183
You alright breh? Sounds like you are hanging onto some old baggage.

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>>41063183
>laundry boy
You have made my LIFE

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>>41063183
> I'm sorry Arthur, I think you're in the wrong class
> Laundry Boying 101 is down the hall

OP did you really expect this thread to turn into anything but this?

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>laundry boy
Holy fuck

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>>41063284
It's okay laundry boy, we're all going to make it.

I don't even know why, but I'd be fine with a nickname like that now. It sounds silly enough that I'd like it.

>>41063216
I love whoever is in charge of making Early's hats.

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My highschool nickname was
>faggot
Now its
>big boy faggot

>>41063183

>Crazy
>Hot head
>Idiot

> Laundry Boy Arthur

>>41063183
I dont think lifting will fix your autism, holy fuck.

> M'laundry boy

>>41063284
Good job making significant gains m8.
Never use your past as an excuse to be shitty towards others

>>41063183
Arthur is probably the worst name to give a boy if you care about his social confidence.

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In high school football I had names like Chinstrap thanks to my excessive neck hair that grew quick, Chewbacca since I was large and hairy, or just Big Bob thanks to my height. The last one stuck and I've been called it since, even after I quit. Even after graduating college, I still have people calling me it when they see me.

Before lifting:
Gimli
After lifting:
Chewbacca

>>41064609
i miss elementary gym class

>>41063322
Is eighth grade biology stressing you out?

>>41064609
>tfw wore high socks all the time
>no one cared until ~6th grade, before that it wasn't odd to see others wearing them
>suddenly given so much shit for wearing high socks, called all sorts of shit
>didn't stop until I switched to shorter socks
Why are kids so damn cruel

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>Thinking your particular name-calling was somehow special

Get over yourself.

Everyone gets bullied at one point or another when they're a kid. It's just part of what kids do to each other, because they suck at everything.

>Somebody bullied your bullies
>Your bullies bullied you
>You bullied somebody else at some point or other

"Bullying" is almost entirely what happens when normal kid dickishness + hypersensitivity meets selective memory, and we remember every single sleight against us while conveniently forgetting the moments where we ourselves treat people wrong.

If you let the times you were a kid getting disrespected by kids define you like this, you're going to be an angsty kid inside forever. Stop it.

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>>41064922
its even funnier since his name his Arthur!!
hahaha

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>>41063183
They called me many things.
>bi
>fa
>ga

That's all I ever heard before my blade kissed their skin.

>>41066411
The fucks the matter with you thread king, this thread is for spreading laughter

>>41066566

You laugh even more, and louder, when you let go of your past suffering.

>>41064893
I feel you brah

>>41066590
Your projecting at this point, thanks for sharing your discovery but your not Christopher Columbus, we are aware of this no join in and tell us what people called you so we can laugh

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>>41063183
fuck yea Arthur you go

>>41066635

OP clearly started this out as a thinly-veiled "heh, I showed them" thread, and some version of "PEOPLE TREAT ME DIFFERENTLY NOW THAN THE BULLIES USED TO AND IT MAKES ME SICK" gets reposted here every single day.

>>41065514
Hothead is a big nickname

>>41063213
>Names people called me after lifting;
i guess you can add "faggot" to that list, faggot

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>>41063183
>Laundry Boy

>>41063183
I got Lachlan (that's not my name, apparently I looked similar to a guy on their soccer team)

I also got Harry High-Pants at work when I started dropping weight and pulled my pants up higher so they'd sit better - I had more weight to lose so there was no point buying a currently fitting pair at the time, and I previously wore them low to hide my stomach so they weren't even that high

I was also stupid enough to put the pet name my mom gave me into my primary school graduation bio and it caught on in high school, that was my own fault though and not too embarrassing, although a ton of girls used it to tease me.

>>41066775
Then It morphed into people laughing about bacon neck and many keks were had keep up champ

>>41066900
Should clarify that Harry isn't my name either. I've also been called George, and my name isn't George. Why do I get all these random names that aren't even remotely connected to me ffs

>>41063183
>clown

into

>clown

>>41066900
Are you australian?

>>41066751
Thank you angry fly machine

>>41063183
before:
>(name)
>kid (this one ALOT especially by girls)

after:
>(name)
>handsome (irl by girls)
>manlet (only on fit not irl)

>>41064893
some people at my high school called those people nonames

>>41063183
Before
>(Name)
>Faggot

After
>(Name)
>Big Rig (only by uni people)
>Get called "tall guy", "big fella" when playing soccer or bball
>Get called Big by people i meet at parties or when im out a bit too
>Faggot

>>41063183
Did you also study the blade in addition to your lifting, faggot?

>laundry boy

include me in the screenshot

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My nickname in class was either faggot, idiot or some variation of either two. And a guy drove past me a few months ago and shouted "dickhead". Outside of insults people just called me by my real name

>>41064677
When I was in 8th grade I finger banged a girl for the first time and got scared and stopped and when my friends asked me why I said she was crusty down there and we called her the krusty krab until she graduated lol

>>41063183
Laundry boy kek, sounds like an adam sandler movie

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Despite being a fatty, nobody ever said it to my face. Can't recall any particular name calling desu

You guys fucked up

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>laundry boy
>bacon neck
what do these even fucking mean

>>41063183
>How has lifting changed your life?
This is nothing to do with lifting, it's just that you, and people you talk to, are older.

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before
>lanky
>frog
>faggot
>Mr. Clownshoe
after
>asshole
>model
>sexist
>gay-for-pay

>>41069363
Budi is so cute.

Before
>(my name)
>Peter Pan

After lifting
>(my name)
>some nickname that implies that I have big muskullzz
>Peter Pan

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>laundry boy

>>41063183
Before losing weight/gaining some
>big boy
After losing weight/gaining some
>big man

Progress I guess

>Chewbacca
I was a very hairy woman as a teenager. Thank lord that it went away with the years

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>>41063183
>laundry boy
kek'd

Before
>little jack
>jacky boy / jacky
>captain jack / sparrow
>jack daniels / daniels

After
everything still applies. Some friends calls me :
>jack-o-saurus

living the manlet life

Before people made fun of me for being fat and having gyno

Now people make fun of my voice and gyno.

If my voice and gyno went away they'd make fun of something else. I'm a beta for life womb to tomb incel.

>>41064853
>>41064845
>>41064833
I wonder what drives a man to this point

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A girl in primary school called me balloon head cos I had a round head :(

>>41069752
Should have called you something creative like Cromwell or something.

>>41063183
As a kid
>transformers
>king kong

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They called me sleepy because I slept in every class. Lots of thought put into that one.
>tfw you can never go back and do it over

>>41064893
Hello are you me

>>41069847
>women
>creative
ISHGGGGY

>>41069752
I called a kid in the year bellow me square head because he had a square head kek

>>41069127
>And a guy drove past me a few months ago and shouted "dickhead"
My dad yells that in traffic all the time.

>>41071732
There was a kid a grade below we called "turtle kid" in middle school. He was and continues to be based. He graduated from Westpoint, got married, has sick gains, and still looks like a turtle.
What a guy.

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>babyface
>raccoon (my hairstyle kind of contributed)
>gerbil
>square/big head

basically any variation of big head and babyface

these days I'm tall, jacked, have a good job and can get any woman I want, I owe it all to middle and high school assholes putting me through the mental/emotional wringer even if it did give me some insecurity issues

>>41071839

also most of the kids who called me this are fat losers back in my rust belt hometown so I can't even be assed to harbor any chagrin against them

>>41066751
Thank you angry fly machine

>>41063183
before:
>zipperhead
>short round
>charlie
>victor charles
>jap
>zip
>nip
>chinaman
>chink
now:
>big fella
FUCK

>>41068774
we done it reddit c-:

>>41069752
We used to call to my best bud King Tut in middle school cause he had a massive fucking head. Turns out in highschool my head was bigger but the title was never questioned.
What they used to call me
>ginger
>faggot
>stretch/slim
>Shawn White
>nickname-had-since-birth
Now
>ginger
>brah
>full first name
One dude said I was the biggest guy in town at 6'3 195lbs, which probably wasn't a lie being in a town of 2000 farm people

i went to a black school so they called me
>whitey
>goldilocks
>cracker
>some butchered pronunciation of my name, or calling me by my middle name. euro names are too hard for non whites apprently.
after lifting and moving its
>(name)

>>41071880
did you go to school in the fucking 1950s?
not buying your story chink

>>41066914
Both my mum and her mum call me Jim as a sort of tag phrase at the end of normal sentences. I think it's a cockney thing

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>>41066450
>moms reflection in the mirror

>>41063183
Made me an outcast in my white-collar profession.
Here people do mostly marathons and triathlons.

Green giant
Big man
Friendly green giant

I was 6'5 in high school.

Before
>faggot
Now
>big faggot

>>41066411
In most cases you would be right here, but Laundry Boy is a truly special name-calling.

>>41066751
>Thank you angry fly machine

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>>41063183
>downy
>laundry boy (in relations to downy ultra soft fabric softener)
top kek
8/8 for creativity

>>41069752
Like a fuckin orange

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As a kid:
> booger
> awkward
High school:
> nerd
> awkward
> pervert
Adulthood:
> intellectual
> awkward
> introvert
Few years of lifting:
> oh anon!
> oh God!
> my love
> senior vice president
Joke's on them, I'm still awkward and introverted, still into kinky sex, still do pic related in private.

>>41073715
Good job Booger, ya made it

Arthur, do you go to college in Virginia?

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>tfw was the "quiet kid"
>tfw read books because it was relaxing but got made fun of for it
>tfw anytime a girl would be nice to me i would just expect they were trying to play a trick on me because it was just common occurrence
>tfw wore bulky cloths and longsleeve because i was a skelly and i didn't want people to keep telling me i need a sandwich
>tfw i was interested in a girl in HS but i couldn't bring myself to tell her because i thought i would be made fun of or she would think i was creepy
>tfw found Zyzz in junior year
>tfw started lifting and eating right
>tfw asked the girl out
>tfw prom
>tfw 23 now and feel far more confident

we're all going to make it brahs

Before lifting
>Model literally all the time
>Compliments everywhere

After lifting
>My name

Bulking was a mistake

>>41073905
Feels good

Names as kid
>Nazi
>The Next Columbine
>Mr. Columbine

As 20 something
>skinhead
>Neo Nazi

My least favorite
>AltRight

I'm not a fucking moderate

Before lifting
>Fat fuck
>jabba the hutt
>waste of space
After lifting:
I don't have any nicknames because I don't have any friends anymore

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Before lifting
>niggerboy
Afterlifting
>NiggerMan

>>41069632
Not being bullied in highschool because I was tall, built and had friends. I would shove dryer sheets in his pants and start the chant

>>41063183
>LAUNDRY BOY LAUNDRY BOY LAUNDRY BOY

>DOWNY DORK, NERD BOY, STUPID MORON LAUNDRY BOY, RETARD, WORTHLESS LAUNDRY BOY

>LAUNDRY BOY LAUNDRY BOY LAUNDRY BOY

>>41063183
Bump laundry boy

before lifting
>jordan
>gay?

after lifting
>jordan
>are you actually gay?

>>41063183
Before lifting
>African child (cause I was skinny, not black)
After lifting
>nothing because I'm just average weight now

Guess it's an improvement

>>41064609
Uh, if they're on the lower third of your shin then they're not high. You just wore ugly ass socks you get in packs of 10 at Walmart.

>>41066751
Thank you angry fly machine

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>>41063183

>>41063196
this made me laugh hard.