>Be me reading Richard Dawkins at the library >Pop a few

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>Be me reading Richard Dawkins at the library
>Pop a few cod liver oil pills to increase my brains
>Suddenly out of nowhere qt 3.14 walks up to me
>'Hey Anon, can you explain quantum mechanics to me, it would really help with school'
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>Explain to her the basics in the most normie way possible
>'Teehee, thanks anon!'
>Walks off with my bountiful knowledge on quantum mechanics
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>knowledge = brains
>FUCKING NORMIE JUST STOLE MY BRAINS
>Start chasing her down
>'Oh hey an-'
>REEEEEEEEE
>Tackle her to the ground
>'GIVE ME BACK MY BRAINS YOU STACEY NORMIE BITCH'
>Pull out emergency seppuku katana and slice of her scalp
>Desperately scoop out her brains and shovel them into my mouth
>Can feel myself losing brains by the minute, have to consume faster
>Get desperate, last few bits
>There has to be more
>Whole library looking on in terror
>MFW dropped 2 IQ points that day