>Anon, you're so muscular, why don't you have

>>41053863
autismo

>>41053863
I like men

y-you too

>>41053863
Because you a gay homo?

>>41053875
pretty much

>>41053863
Isn't asking this question autistic in itself? So inappropriate.

>>41053863
Because /fit/ gave you social anxiety

Op here. Delete my thread or I'll post a picture of my cock

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Honestly I am:
>pretty fit
>6.5/10 face
>Good finance job with letters behind my name

Idk why my confidence is lacking so much. Even in past experience when I just dont give a fuck (usually when ive had a few drinks) I end up pulling girls...but usually im so timid and feel like a bitch

>>41054142
please do

>>41054142
no anon dont do that!

:^)

>>41054142
real op here, mods, ban this faggot

because im a terrible person

because I fuck bad bitches, I got a fuckin problem.

because women just want free rides and I hate communism

>>41053863
That takes effort, I can barely take care of myself.

>>41053863
I'm a jaded asshole and I hate the idea of a relationship with a female, they're all succubi

>>41054213
Actually I'm OP

Faggots, ban these mods

>>41053863
Because I have no clue how to socialize

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>>41053863
>"do you know any single girls that aren't whores?"

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is it autistic to say that you are a homosexual just to avoid having to say that you are autistic?

>>41054930
No, of course not. It means that you practice an alternative lifestyle.

>>41054930
Anon you're pretty muscular, why don't you have a cute BF yet?
You'll get a month or two free before your parents accept it and it's basically the same question

im gay and very picky

>>41053863
I got hungry and ate my last girlfriend.
Swallowed her up whole.
Whatever it takes right babe?

>>41053863
If this is coming from a girl, I take that as an invintation.

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>>41053863
>Anon you're so muscular, are you single
>No
>Mfw

>>41053863
I now know why every other woman and a few dudes that talked to me asked if I had a girlfriend or "friend".

I'll do what I always do. Shrug smile and say I'm still looking.
Truth is I'm not and I only want to be alone to play vidya and occasionally skeet one off in the easiest sluttiest/temp slutty girl or dyke I can find.

>>41055211
I think my parents would do the same thing. They'd ask if I had a "friend" or if I had anyone in mind if I said that. Hell I think they'd be happy because at least I'd be with someone.

Problem is that I'm a functionally emotionally broken man and I'm honestly only around now because they're still alive and the rest of my family...they're just I don't know.

So yeah. Post workout boundaries dropping on an anonymous board nigga!

>>41053863
I don't know.
Why don't I?
*Flexes 'cep

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>>41055888
Yep.

I-I'm just working on myself right now

>>41054411
dont listen to these guys i am the OP

>be at work
>hear two qt say my name
>just a bit to far for me to get the rest of what they're saying
>still tfw no gf
>would fuck both to retardation any day of the week
>I need to gather Intel
>make a silent approach
>just in time to catch the end
>I know right, it's so weird since he's pretty cute and all
>said in the same way someone would say "it's a shame since he's so smart" when talking about a rainman tier retard
>pure pity in her voice

I did manage to retreat without being spotted thought so there's that.

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>tfw I get asked all the time about gfs
>tfw I secretly get pounded roughly from behind almost every weekend

>>41053863
>Anon, you're so muscular
no one says that i'm the size of a baby shrimp

>>41054440
Dont ban this guy. I am mods. Listen op

>I did, we broke up.

It's easy.

>>41053863
smol benis

>>41054930
>oh i just know they perfect guy for you then!

>>41056621
Listen guy. don't ban these mods. I am Op

>>41053863
>anon you're so good looking
>who are you dating
>i don't have a gf
>wtf really? i thought someone as handsome as you would have a gf
>hey anon do you have a gf now?
>no
>wtf is wrong with you lol?

>>41053863
i-i do

>"girls don't like muscles :)"

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I have no friends and don't know how to talk to girls.

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>>41054440
>"Yeah, I know the perfect girl for you!"
>It's a landwhale
>tfw this actually happened

I wish I were gay 2bh

>>41057866
She must have thought you're in that league, breh.

>>41057866
Should have pulled the ol' "can she fit in a rowboat?" line

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>>41057866

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>>41057830

>>41057733
I am ban, mod these OPs

>>41057707
Then get indignant
> "What, you think just 'cause I'm gay I'll sleep with any guy?"