>frontdeskgirl said "bye" instead of "have

>>41050093
t. Autist

>>41050093
ask her out and if shes already seeing someone fuck someone else, you´re an adult now you make the calls

>>41050108
>implying 4chin users are over 18
Hahaha hahaha stupid stupid stupid.

Hahaha bro not to like ba that but dontt thik know do you for mor lol

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>>41050216
>Hahaha hahaha stupid stupid stupid

>>41050216
is that you supermong?

>>41050093
The guys at reception in my gym are always good to talk to but the girls never even lift their heads up from the computer to even acknowledge you. So if she spoke to you I'm assuming she is interested.

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>girl put a :) on my burrito receipt

Made it brehs. Finally got a gf.

>>41050851
teach me your secrets

I've met my frontdesk girl outside the gym yesterday - she said hello and smiled. At first I didn't recognized her. But smiled back.

Today she greeted me with a wide smile.
When I came to buy some water from her. She was avoiding eye contact and her voice was quite.

On a way home I touched her hand when she was giving back my card.

She's a gym instructor. She's hot. About my age. Am I making it? Getting BIG and making girls unconsciously want me to dominate them so they smile and get shy when I'm near. Or I'm just making it out. Pls tell. need to know

>frontdesk girl said "scan" two second after I already scanned card

Did she want to fuck?

>>41050917
Are you seriously retarded? Its their job to smile and say nice things to you. The fuck is wrong with thinking she likes you? Thats like saying a prostitute wanted to fuck you for your personality... shit doesnt work that way, son.

>>41051052
b-but she's not like the other frontdesk people. She smiled personally, I saw it.

anyway. you deactivated my pistachios.

>>41050917
Holy mother of god you are deluded as shit bro.

>>41050917
you'll probably fuck her soon dog

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>>41050917
You need a slight attitude tune up, check this out friend.

>>41050917
You have to eat all the eggs

>>41051599
>lead her
>get her emotional
>get her interested
>do it to all her friends too

See he says that you need to do all that shit, but doesn't say how.

>>41051685
you gotta use your noodle my man. it's like when someone tells you how to bench press. it's not going to make much sense until you get under the bar.

>>41051599

yeah this is totally retarded and this person is lying.

>>41051767
Yeah but at least they give you some rundown on technique rather than just telling you to get under the bar

>>41051819
Lead her:
Make all decisions on the date

No consequences:
No slut shaming and don't criticize her for emotional outbursts

Emotional rollercoaster:
Say something funny, once she is in a humorous mood say something sad, once she's in a sad mood say something interesting. Put her on the emotional rollercoaster.

Sounds like more of a passive aggressive type of salutation. I'd guess you forgot to tip her or something

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>f-female c-cashier smiled at me :)
>65 year old woman complimented my arms!
>a girl asked me for a lighter haha i didnt have one but it shows she trusted me and was interested maybe giving an indication she liked m-
UNTIL YOU'RE ACTUALLY HAVING SEX, YOUR "MIRES" DON'T MEAN SHIT.

LMFAO at gymcels. These are things that happen to EVERYONE.

I'm 5'9", fat as FUCK, I have a face even a mother couldn't love and as and guess what? Cashiers REGULARLY "smile" at me, I OFTEN get asked for lighters or directions and NONE OF IT MEANS SHIT!!! Fucking LMAO. Face it, attraction is determined by GENETIC factors. If you don't have height, face and frame, you're FUCKED. And yes, girls at clubs will talk to the UGLIEST GUYS ALIVE. Don't think they ACTUALLY like you for a SECOND.

>>41051599
nobody will ever fuck bitches on a daily

>>41052361
have you ever heard of rappers and rock stars and porn stars?

>>41052080
That's good, thanks

>>41050093

Obvious question: how much did you tip?

>>41051599
That was actually a good read. Ignore the narcissism of the guy who posted, his analysis on women is pretty spot on. I've reflected on all my successes and failures with women and I can't say he's wrong no matter how much I want to.

>>41052344
You sound mad, friend.

>>41050851
Was it chipotle?

>>41052997
Like and share :)

>>41052080
Now what if you're autistic

>>41053115
you're going to have to do the same thing just with all the weird autistic thought systems and mnemonics and shit.

we're all gunna make it bruh

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>>41053137
thanks anon

>>41050093
Your move should be to also be less formal with her, assuming you were previously. Apparently, you're a regular at that gym so she no longer feels a need to be all formal, you belong. That's all it means. It's not a flirt.

>>41053185
love you brah

>>41053890
N-NO homo tho