Autism moments you have in the gym When I enter the gym floor,

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Are you fucking kidding me anon?

Only the dude who masturbates at the gym could match this level of retardation.

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>>41049156
Do you wanna be part of the New Years comic? Because that's how

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>>41049407

Nah, don't listen to this guy OP. You do you. It may not get you pussy, but if it gets you gains, keep at it.

I sometimes speak the lyrics to songs I'm listening to under my breath while exercising. Not J-pop (although I listen to anime soundtracks occassionally), mostly metal and musiv from vidya (MGS5 for example, Sins of the Father)

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>>41049156
>Also before lifting heavy, I like to say "Ikuze!" (行くぜっ!)

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Dont worry, op. Sometimes if I know i'm going to have a particularly tough set of squats, i'll set up my anime figures around the rack. It really helps when im down in the whole and I see my Revy figure. I imagine her screaming about how pathetic I am and it makes me explode so fucking hard out of the hole.

>>41049156
Please post more

Don't listen to these phaggots op, I've been listening to nanodesu for the past 5 years exclusively and I've become the kawaiiest motherfucker of this god damn gym

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>>41049156
I use these to be able to have the force of that one guy in assassination classroom

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>>41049719

Sounds hot. I love a bossy girl shouting at fit guys, just to get silently thrown in a bed and fucked like wild while they protest and make empty threats.

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>>41049156

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>>41049721
When I grunt while lifting, I imitate Akuma's "Hmmmm" sound.

>>41049156
I whisper "father forgive me for these gains i'm about to receive" before heavy lifts

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>running out of stamina
>pretend my "super mode" activates
>stamina completely restored
It may be autistic but I swear up and down that it works.

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I think about griffith on the last set.

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I think about who will beat the Pillar Men if not me?

>>41049156
>Also before lifting heavy, I like to say "Ikuze!" (行くぜっ!) which means "Let's go!" in Japanese.

I shout "BANZAI" at the top of my heavy deadlifts

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>>41052366

>heh heh... I've only been using 10%. Let me show you 30% HYAAAAAAAAA

>>41049156
I'm the guy that sees you benching 3pl8 and yells "B-Bakana!"

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>>41052461
Now I'm going to imagine Younger Toguro standing over me while I lift, telling me that he'll kill everyone I love if I don't get strong enough in time for the Dark Tournament. All the while he only continues to get stronger himself.

T-thanks.

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>>41052366
So true so true. Pic related is me when I activate my Autistic power

>>41052461

How do you only use percentages of power? I don't have any discipline like Frieza.

I like to do really stupid looking exercises and sing terribly out loud to embarrass my gym partner

When Im running low on energy and feel I wont be able to finish my workout I say in my mind "I offer you my pain *onenitis name*" in some sort of inspirational moment I feel motivated to finish.

>>41052656

Do you sometimes kiss him?

Before i lift heavy i listen to these autistic warhammer 40k thingies (but not very loud so noone can hear it)

choose some random generic field?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-gSJW3sHXE

>>41052635
>not only lifting in your first form so you can show people just how weak they are

I sing the Jojo openings to myself while I'm doing cardio. Only way to pass the time.

Sometimes loud too, but it's not like anybody (or even me) understands what I'm saying

>>41049156
>Also before lifting heavy, I like to say "Ikuze!" (行くぜっ!) which means "Let's go!" in Japanese.
please tell me this is not loud enough for others to hear

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When I lift I try to think back on my ancestors.
>start with my father and how he grew up without a mother, working with the same company since he was 12 and eventually raising a family of 6
>move on to my grandfather who fought in Korea
>his father who was a civil engineer, died during the construction of the George Washington bridge in NYC
>That mans grandfather, a general in the Union army during the civil war
>his father and his fathers father, who both designed and helped build ships for the early United states navy

Done that all the time though since I was a kid and first learned about them. the real autism kicks in when I start thinking about what I don't know. Earliest ancestor was a doctor who came from Wales/Western England and was a doctor, supposedly of relation to Rhodri the Great or some such. I hope they were great men and that I can make them proud.

Otherwise I hum the Battle Tendencies opening and think about Cesar's death and the One Punch man opening

>>41049156

I have said MAXIMUM POWER crysis-style before squatting many times.

https://youtu.be/Oqrp93YGNg8?t=138

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>>41049156
Really?
I always start off stretching like Goku and monologuing about my workout (I work as a voice dub, able to faithfully copy the local narrator dub).
When I'm done I copy the Budokai Tenkaichi Ki Charging animations while shouting "FULL POWER".
After that it's squatting while screaming at the top of my lungs for all 5 reps.

Gym owner is my uncle so I didn't get banned, yet.

>>41053337

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uM-nvXErdUs&ab_channel=TheDBZKaiHD

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>>41049727
holy shit

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>be pretty big to the normies, everybody always asks me questions about lifting
>"hey anon, what music do you listen to when you lift? Can I hear?"
>u-uh...
>look down at phone
>satsuki kiryuin theme
>hit next song
>attack on titan ost
>hit next song
>gurren lagaan ost
>hit next song
>skyrim soundtrack
>switch to wakaflaka or some shit
>"oh hey wow me too!!"

>>41049156
Sir please add this to the new year's comic

if all of you were in the same gym at the same time, id get a good workout from my sides hurting.

>>41052366
I don't have a super mode. I just start growling and I'm able to keep going. I've been on the bench several times when the bar won't fucking move on a new PR and I'm able to rep it out when I start growling and grunting. I seriously think muscles just like that sort of exertion, like maybe it's hardwired in us to get stronger when we growl as a carryover from when growling meant we were about to get in a fight with a bear.

Watching anime on the treadmill

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>>41053442

Just say "I'm a massive fucking nerd who listens primarily to video game and anime soundtracks."

You got the gains, who cares if some faggot thinks your music isn't cool. I have three playlists I cycle through, Metal, vidya/anime vocal, vidya/anime uptempo.

Sometimes I'll listen to "The Beast II" from Neon Genesis Evangelion, picture the scene in my head where Unit 01 eats an angel and think "That will be me. If someone starts some shit, I'll tear off their arm, kick them meters away, roar into the night sky, do a weird animalistic squat motioning and crawl on all fours and start eating their fucking face! LEAVE HUMANITY BEHIND! YOU ARE THE HUMAN INSTRUMENTALITY PROJECT!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jeLPsGpwf9o

I listen to weeb shit like this during lifting, the only problem is I know the lyrics too well and end up muttering them

I guess my 4 plate deadlift makes up for it as far as normies go though

>>41052366
When I run relays I pretend the baton is magic or somehow injects drugs into me or something along those lines.

Makes me fucking leg it

>>41049156
Whenever l'm on last rep l put on my best pokerface, look down on the bar pretending that it's dio and say "Yare yare daze." before lifting it, l'm home gym and never had anyone to spot me for bp, so l guess l'm doing it right

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>be me doing cardio like a faggot
>have a nice run
>Spotify starts playing silver for monsters
>imagine I'm a witcher sprinting in the woods, chasing a monster
>run the entire thing without a shread of fatigue

I lift to van halen like man.

>>41054310
fuck off, dad

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>>41052528
gay

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>be deadliftan 460lbs
>3rd set out of 5 (3 rep sets)
>weight moving slower last 2 reps
>struggle to lock last rep
>get mentally prepared for next set
>approach the bar
>yell out "HUUUUUUUU"
>people around me avert their attention to me
>grip the bar
>pull that motherfucker
>"YEAH BUDDY"
>lock then drop
>next rep "LIGHTWEIGHT BABYYYYY"
>last rep "AINT NUTTIN BUT A PEANUT"
>finish that like I was pulling 200lbs
>people watching me, waiting for me to complete my last set
>apporach bar again
>"ERRBODY WANNA BE A BODYBUILDAH"
>proceed to finish last set yelling the same thing even louder with the same speed, even doing 2 extra reps
>finished using the platform so proceed to strip the bar and rack the weights
>walk off saying to myself "aint nothin but to do it"
>dyels around me still in awe

pretty sure the staff that showed up near me was supposed to tell me I was being too loud but didn't care in the end

>>41054585

I too make retarded noises when finishing reps.

Think of the noise Christopher Walken made in that shitty Sleepy Hallow movie. Growling HAAAAAAAAAAAA to get that bitch up.

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>>41051488
Didnt know this was a humor thread.

I like playing akuma and ryu though.

>>41054531
How do u achieve Obelisk Mode?

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>>41049156
This is pure fucking gold.

>>41049156
Everytime I struggle on a squat I imagine that image on here and yell HIP DRAHVE in my head. I just hope one day I don't actually say it out loud.

have to make sure that if the plates have handles that they line up perfectly. Makes it easier to lift srs

Am I the only one who listens to the Sailor Moon Soundtrack while lifting?

I also grunt like Link when doing heavy front squats and to hype myself up for diddlys, I pretend to muster up the energy of a spirit bomb from my friends and senpai, as well as my gym bros before throwing my spirit bomb at my enemy (The barbell).

Fuck i'm autistic aren't I?

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>>41055310
Mars > Venus > Jupiter > Mercury > Moon

>>41049601
god the moment "sins of the father" comes on my gains multiply by 10x. MGSV soundtrack was really good, it's a shame the storyline was cut short

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>>41055320
Pluto>everyone one else

>>41055310
https://youtu.be/eL5HH7tZbxc

Rei is my waifu btw
https://youtu.be/S1jpTku--Uk

>>41055420
>outer
>relevant

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>>41055430
Forgot pic

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>>41055420
>>41055320
>>41055437
plebs

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>>41055430
>Rei is my waifu btw

>>41055431
>implying

Marsfags have shit taste desu. Besides if we're only doing inners here, its Venus>Jupiter>Mars>Mercury>Moon>>>>>>>>>>>>>....>>>Chibi Moon

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>>41055457
>Marsfags have shit taste desu.

>>41049156
I listen to kpop so I pretend mouth along the lyrics and pretend I'm an idol. Retarded on so many levels, I know.

>>41049156
I have autism and I can say that youve greatly surpassed me

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>>41049156
That's not autism, anon. Other people go to the gym pretending to get back at their ex in a few years, or think about work, food, or whatever. There's nothing wrong with having a different outlook at the gym. I like to pretend that the gym is the black spot and that I'm Blado (it helps that I'm 6'6" and wear glasses). I'm not too autistic though because I only walk in with a custom made coat when it's warm, otherwise, I wear a regular coat over it. Anyway, I do poses in between sets while listening to the OST. Sometimes, I look around to see who would make a good Uchida, Satan, Eve, and Yamada. So far, no one has bothered me. Anyway, if one of you can do a convincing Satan, Teruyama, or some other anime character (not from Free! because that's gay) etc. go ahead, because we can lift and pose together.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNu48H1EYN4
>>41053931
Usually, I watch airing anime, but I like to watch Needless+ while on the treadmill and Lotte no Omocha while on the stairmaster at the gym. Zvezda is actually a pretty good anime to workout to. Hopefully the Tsugumomo anime isn't bad. Maybe Shuumatsu Nani Shitemasu ka? Isogashii desu ka? Sukutte Moratte Ii desu ka? will be okay, too.

I honestly imagine myself in like video game situations and shit but It's not too autisitc cause no one else knows i'm doing it I don't like act it out or anything it's just in my head

>>41056054

Which video games.

>>41053162
They all watch over you anon, don't dissapoint them

>>41049719

I just listen to Red Fraction.

Not for squats, that's Metallica time. But for presses, it's Red Fraction.

>>41056101
Dark Souls and Bloodborne, not like mario or some thing like that haha

>>41052739
Only when I jerk him off.
No homo

>>41053442

>Satsuki Kiryuin theme
>Attack on Titan
>Gurren Lagaan
>Skyrim

For an autist, you have great taste.

>>41052366
no joke, some days I just can't get out of bed and I'll just say aloud "I'm an alpha!" and then I'll have the energy to get up.

>>41049719
>'ll set up my anime figures around the rack.

No. No this isn't real. This is a meme r-right?

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>>41056167

>>41052366
Literally me. It's the only way I can finish those sets, when's lifting heavy

>>41056158
Satsuki theme is fine and all for theme music, but mom's theme is a straight dope song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRivqBxbHRs

>>41049156
I definitely feel like I'm the weird creepy guy at my gym. It feels like everyone knows everyone but me and I just sit for minutes in between my sets and stare off into space. I occasionally make eye contact with people and that makes it extra awkward.

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>>41052366
I pretend I have nanites like in deus ex and I just activate my microfibral muscle augmentations it helps

>>41056134

Well Gwyn was fucking big, so I don't blame you.

>>41052366
I've been working on keeping some tulpas for my supermode otherwise I would have to break character and it wouldn't work. 3DPD just doesn't do it plus it would be inappropriate.
>>41056229
They don't unless you go to some small town gym where everybody knows each other. No one gives a shit about some tall guy wearing a black and red coat with sunglasses watching CGDCT or listening to 回レ!雪月花(せつげつか.

I unironically listen to Everybody Walk The Dinosaur when I squat

>>41056272
>They don't unless you go to some small town gym where everybody knows each other.

I kind of do.

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>>41051488
Sheiiit me too breh.. high five

>>41052366
Thankful for all the older anime like DBZ and naruto for shit like this

>>41056310
Hey Lenny, I heard you pull your pants all the way down when you go to take a piss.

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>>41056327

Sometimes I forget how autistic some of you are.

IKUZE

My go-to track for my heavy sets / PRs: https://youtu.be/GEVWhYOnjCA?t=766

>>41049156
>Also before lifting heavy, I like to say "Ikuze!" (行くぜっ!) which means "Let's go!" in Japanese.

Man I hope this is bullshit. I'm cringing so hard.

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>>41056298
Well, do you care what they think? You can listen to something more undercover like It Girl or Everbody's Platinum Disco. You don't have to watch anime or bring figures or do poses.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPZDBF0kei0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJZsU2kAkfE
>>41056316
New anime still has this.
pic related

>>41049719

PLEASE BE TRUE

Take pics and post a thread next time you do squats

>>41052366
This usually happens for me when the chorus of one of my favorite song comes on, I feel the chills and just picture myself in a badass scene like a music video and I get fucking powered up

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When running or lifting, when I'm struggling to get the last sprint or set done I imagine this scene in Hajime no Ippo and I'm able to go on.

https://youtu.be/t_FpeAU6gfU?t=2m40s

>>41056462
Not jk I'm in Uni right now studying this. We have a poor idea why it happens or how much it matters but the anecdotal evidence is too frequent to ignore.

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What anime tracks go through your mind when getting /fit/?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otO2hbfE2zM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atuFSv2bLa8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8wWa3O9cUo

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>>41049156
Sometimes when I'm struggling to get out my last few reps I will shout out "KAKAROOOOOTTTTTT!!!" and pretend I'm Broly.

>>41052747
Audiobooks are the way to go, especially flesh tearers

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>>41049719
>I set uo my anime figures around the rack

Ayyy

>>41055233
Holy shit i do that to without even realizing it

>>41056552

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y74A4cXrvpg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_DwbXmr70C0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZ2Hii3OBBw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HzowlYF2KIM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ieQ1rAIjzXc

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>Go for PR lift
>Breathe and stretch on the beforehand
>Inner monologue yells "KAIOKEN!"
>Hammer out set

When it works I feel awesome, but sometimes it fails and I feel awkward afterward.

>>41055310

She is the
one.
named.
sai.
lor.
moon.

She is the one....

SAILOR MOON!

duuuunnn!

I used to listen to the Terminator main theme and it was fucking lit when the ominous metallic sounds come in mid-song and the theme gets louder.

But then Jewtube took down the only version that was loud and now I can't find another good version.

>>41049156
I pretend I'm a Dragon Ball Z character for different lifts. If I'm doing a press, I pretend I'm Gohan, blasting a masenko. If I'm squatting, I pretend I'm Goku and I need to blast this Kamehameha at majin buu.

Sometimes I yell it out in Japanese. I have my headphones in and I don't care.

>>41056327
Feels good man

>>41049156
Look at myself in the mirror before a lifting a tough set and mouth the lyrics to the song I'm listening to with a facial expression that matches the song; I pretty much only listen to grime.

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I think about shinji when he had to kill the only person who loved him
If he could do that I can push this out
I was born to lift you

>>41056163
kek. I do something similar
>tell myself "are you a fucking pussy?" when I'm feeling too lazy to get out of bed
>"sweets are for fags with no discipline" when I'm tempted by the candy bar aisle
>sing navy seal songs when running even though I've never been in the army

I listen to video game music when I lift.

Otherwise, I do my best to keep my autism power level hidden.

>>41049719
Common sense makes me think you have a home gym.

But my heart hopes you bring them to the gym with you and do this in a commercial gym with people around.

I just allow my self to go primal in the gym, like into murder mode and just allow the autism to flow and get angry

>>41049156
I don't count reps any more, it's more like an incantation.
Each rep is a word that counts towards the spell I have for the set.
The more reps I do, the more words I add to my spell, the more powerful the spell can be.
Don't bother asking me what I say.
It's unique to me, have a go at creating your own.

>>41049719
This man knows the secrets of gains.

Honestly, how can you expect to lift heavy weight if you don't even power up?

>>41057180
I just use, "that."

>>41057188

The last time I used "that" I got put on a list.

>>41057188
Meth-infused pre-workout?
Yeah that works for me too.

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>>41052366
>get lightheaded doing squats
>swear I feel a hand on my shoulder
>calm down, anon, bows not the time for rest. That comes later
>for words echo through my mind
>power through my last set
>tfw I became a big guy, not just for me

>>41049156
Damn, i say "yoosh" and clap my hands before i lift and then i look around to see if nobody saw or heard me. I thought i was the only one with this level autism.

>>41057197
It's a S E C R E T.

>>41049156
When I get tired from running I pretend I'm the messenger who delivered the warning of the battle of marathon

>>41054012
Oh man, this soundtrack revives me everytime.

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>>41057188
>mfw I gave away my last "that" because someone asked kindly

>>41052366
Can confirm. I do very much the same.
I just call it second wind, though.

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>>41049601
>>41055403
hear hear

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>>41049156
Before deadlifting I say to myself "GRIP IT AND RIP IT LETS GO"
Or LIGHTWEIGHT
Or THE CREAM RISES TO THE TOP if I need an extra push

>>41049601
the only autistic thing about this is that you actually think its autistic to sing along to songs you enjoy

>>41052366
I don't do this but I don't doubt that it does. Placebo effect is a powerful thing if you know how to use it.

>>41056235
Oh shit
M-me too
Except I pretend I'm wearing a crysis suit and I activate strength mode

ITT: Children

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>>41049156
Not gonna lie.

I've been looking at purchasing some orange scrubs like pic related, cutting out the sleeves, and drawing the kami symbol on.

I would use this to strictly deadlift in to reach maximum power.

I'm just afraid people will make fun of me. What do you guys think?

>>41057459
Get a sash and you're golden. I wouldn't make fun of a fellow loser, at most I'd just ask where he got the duds.

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>>41057459

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I imagine a Kill la kill -style transformation with a paratrooper outfit.

>Kamui Red Beret Jump Regalia!!!

>>41057468
I actually already have a dark blue t-shirt saved back to cut up for a sash.

>>41057481
Iunno on that. Might look too cheap. Could go to some rope fetish site and get some thin rope.
Or look for an actual sash. You wanna be proud of that shit, not have to worry about a seam coming undone or have loose threads make it ratty, you know?

>>41049156
>ikuze
>not yosh

>>41049156
I'll mentally say ikuze in my head when I get to the gym too. It weirdly pumps me up.

Hope you're not autistic enough to say it out loud though

>>41053162
>ancestor was a doctor who came from Wales/Western England and was a doctor,
> a doctor [...] was a doctor

>>41052366
I might try that since tomorrow is leg day..

>>41057494
Good point bro.

My grandma is really into sewing and hemming clothes so I may see what she can come up with.

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You all think you're autismo?

>go to 24/7 private gym, edge of town with a huge music installation
>going kinda shitty lately, dunno what's up
>cut eating away at my power
>decide to listen to the fight of All Might vs Nomu and put that shit on heavy as fuck
>I know this entire text sequence, I've been autismoing it hard
>gf and close friends usually get some weird autismo snapchats of screaming the entire conversation, ESPESCIALLY around the part where he's about to kick Nomu's face in
>"You may have heard these words before, but I'll teach you what they really mean! Go beyond... PLUS ULTRAAAAA."
>I usually snap some of this shit to friendos or film a set for form
>this includes the autism screaming, pretending I'm all might kicking ass
>decide to not delete video, because autism keks I want to share with my mates later
>put it on YouTube to link so some other goys who are autistic like myself
>someone found out who I was due to the gym logo and we all compete at a national level
>decides to post it on fb, spreads like wild fire
>I'm known at uni before as the silent former milfag guy
>now I'm known as All Might


I am autism personified. I do wear my nickname with pride tho, I don't really give any fucks about it right now but at the time I was pretty emberrassed

>>41056504
Demseyy rolllluuuuUuUUUuuUUUu

>>41052635
>how only percentages of power

Base your workout on percentages of your max 1rep. That's how.

>>41057528
link to vid, fag

Split my pants squatting
Wearing underwear that matched my shorts
Finished whole workout

>>41057589
>>41057528
LINK PLZZZZZZZ

>>41049156
>"Ikuze!" (行くぜっ!) which means "Let's go!" in Japanese.
Do you say it in that deep warrior voice or in that little girl voice?

>>41049156
vegetta's voice is wavering, but kakkerot's is neutered.

>>41057173
You have to tell us your spellwords Anon.

>>41057173
I...AM...HUMONGOUS!
I...AM...HUMONGOUS!

>>41057623
I!
WILL BE!
A VERY!
LARGE!
MAN!

I will honor my father and his father before him!
I will honor my brothers and sisters by becoming strong for them!
I will honor my household by mastering myself!

>>41057592
Squats are a joke they play on new people at the gym.

>>41057634
That's not autistic enough anon. I'm sorry.

>>41049156
JUST

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>>41052366
>play SSJ3 falconer theme
>AND THIS... IS TO GO EVEN FURTHER BEYOND
>reach new PR

>>41057517
Be proud of that. And if you don't wear scrubs, you're gonna love them. Comfiest clothing you can wear, thin, breathable. Never thought to work out in them.

>>41057589
>>41057597
Hehe, I am on my phone now and I don't remember the email address. Have it written at home though, so that'll take me a few hours

>>41057971
>I don't remember the title of the youtube video I uploaded
Fake

>>41057994
Fucking hell I don't want to link it here, I'll be judged by you poo and loo's

>>41058000
>I do wear the nickname with pride
>I'll be judged

Who listens to fast paced video game music while lifting? The N64 zelda games pump me up

https://youtu.be/dKeRAtDPERI

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Listening to this and visualising massive soviet-style tank and infantry parades gets me going like nothing else for some reason

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-SQVvfFTcEk

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>>41055789
d-do-do you need a Yamada

>>41057096
>navy seal songs
>army
Mfw

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I started saying 'BURNING!' in my mind to get myself hyped up, I do out loud all the time now

>>41058017
I've been through that process already, I don't want to get bullied again. But I'm looking up the video now, so hold tight you faggot

>>41049156

OP is a faggot.

>>41057215
I thought I was the only one

>>41058289
Link the video you faggot. We're here for the keks, we don't give a flying fuck about your identity

>>41057215
didn't his heart burst at the end of his 3 day run?

>>41058637
Something along those lines yeah, he died of exhaustion

Maybe if I tried playing the theme from Terminator and whispered, "No Fate but what we make!"

>>41058715
C'MON! HOW CAN YOU NOT BE INSPIRED BY THAT?!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Xjir3YSUA8

>>41058725
I just like the idea that even the most ordinary people can be driven insane by thinking about the apocolypse. Like it just brings something out, something that wasn't there before.

Something good...like a fire

>>41058741
Like, "IF YOU DONT MAKE THIS PUSH-UP THE ENTIRE GODDAMN WORLD IS GOING TO EXPLODE!!!"

>>41058759
You just think like that, and it doesn't really matter if you are strong or not. You'll find the strength.

>>41053877
Holy shit you're fucking autistic. you're exhaling as you growl which is helping you tighten your core which helps lifts.
just fucking breath out on every rep instead of acting like a fucking faggot

>>41058202
>autism
I meant military dumbass

>be me failing last rep
>oh shit coach what do I do???
>YOUR MUSCLES STILL HAVE OXYGEN IPPO
>activate my oxygen
>push last rep like nothing
I only do this when there are pretty girls around.

>Slide myself into the bench for bench pressing by grabbing onto the bar and sliding in from the front of the bench and imagine myself sliding into the cockpit of a mecha
>yelling out "I'M THE PRINCE OF X, BABY" x being the exercise I'm currently doing

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>be me
>be squatting heavy to the sound of the pogues
>pushing out last rep say 'irish pride'
>mfw people heard
>mfw im not even slightly irish

When breaking a pr I usually listen to a cruel angels thesis.

>>41057208

Is that sum Dunbine?

>>41049719
Now you're just trying to get in Sir's comic

>>41056529
That's actually pretty cool, what major did you do to get to study something like that.

>>41058858
>"dumbass"
>thinks navy and army are same thing
My sides

when on my last rep i think
>Satan, grant me the power to crush my enemies

>>41058155
Yamada is better than no one. Socks or gloves?

>>41056998
if it doesn't work just up it to kaioken x3

>>41049794
Karma?

>>41057459

Do you want to be confused with an escaped convict?

>>41057818
I'm gonna try this later, thanks bro

>>41056998
>Using Kaioken
>Not going Super Saiyan instead
Never gonna make it.

I stare at my watch while I bench press whenever Sins of the Father comes on my ipod.

Been listening to the Dark Souls 3 OST lately to get pumped. Lifting and progressing is reminiscent of playing through the game, and even if you link the fire and reach your goal, you'll never be truly satisfied.
>Tfw soul of cinder made me bench lmao3.5pl8

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>>41062099
>Been listening to the Dark Souls 3 OST lately to get pumped.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALbVEmzY5S4

>>41062107
Haven't played this DLC yet, but I'm about to tap out Gherman and Moon Presence. How is the old hunters?
I could definitely lift to this

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>>41057208

>>41062153
>How is the old hunters?
It's literally Lord of Destruction tier. If you liked Bloodborne, the expansion will be so much better but make sure you aren't overleveld.
>I could definitely lift to this
It becomes better at 50%, if you haven't been there.

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>>41052366
>tfw Planet Fitness so I cant go supermode or I get kicked out for "lunking"

>>41062884
Just do the Goku pre battle meal instead.

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>>41052910

shinji yooo gaaaa

sokooo karaaaaa

nanana-nanana-nanana-aa...

>>41057295
>>41057188
>>41057196
huh

>>41052385
I'll blast Berserk music and think to myself, "this is pussy shit compared to what Guts goes through"
That always helps me finish my last couple of sets

>>41063303
He had to spend 7 years on a boat. ;_;

>>41057818
>You're gonna love this, trust me
>What you're seeing now is a barbell
>This is a 1pl8 squat
>And this, this is what is known as lmao1pl8
>Or, you could just call this is lmao2pl8
>And this
>IS
>TO
>GO
>EVEN FURTHER BEYOND
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>41063424
Woah boy, fucked that up like a real retard

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>>41063222
You're 100 years too early to post here.

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>>41049156
When I'm on my last rep I imagine I'm a shredded genetic experiment straining against his bonds to wreak havoc on the planet

I pretend to have a rifle when running upstairs

I called my PT "sensei" before

>>41052635
ahh imagine how cool it would be though to be able to transform into your 'lifting body', so say you bulked up to 220lbs ripped at 6'2 and could go between that and your body before you started lifting. like if you got into fights in your dyel mode you could transform and your opponent would be like 'nani?!', or transform when you're gonna pick up chicks

>>41049156
sometimes i make bleeping computer sounds and slap my watch like its the omnitrox from ben 10 and pretend im transforming into a hero with super strength

>>41063446
anon pls

>>41055447
Waifu of destruction

>>41053980
Too easy game, breh

>>41049156
>listen to my weeb music in the gym
>always wonder if shit like "itsudemo I love you" is leaking from my ear phones
>sometimes have a panic attack thinking that the music I am hearing is coming from my phone speaker and not the earphones

>>41057459
I wear orange scrubs and a blue undershirt at work only on person has called me out
He was 93

>>41056529

uh, we're all pretty clear on why and how this works... this is freshman psych 101, not exactly groundbreaking

>>41057459

PLEASE READ THIS BEFOREHAND

Scrubs are NOT normal fabric. they has EXACTLY ZERO stretch unless that is specifically mentioned in the product description. i had a light blue scrub top I stole from a hospital and looked bad ass in, but I damn near killed myself with it when it snagged on a fence. ZERO stretch- almost broke my neck.

think about lifting in a shirt that does not stretch at all. It would be like lifting in an indestructable paper bag.

Anyway, Goku and the rest of the turtle school fighters wear a sleeveless keikogi over a loose dark blue t, you can just buy the actual top
http://dragonball.wikia.com/wiki/Gi

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Not really a gym autism moment so much as an autism general moment, but when I'm waiting for my train and I hear it coming I shout "BAN-KAI" and then the train comes and makes the wind whoosh around me

>>41065207
That doesn't really seem autistic but rather an expression of excitement at a marvel of technology that many people no longer appreciate. I sometimes listen to trainroll at the gym.

>>41058828
Or maybe you're just an ugly cunt who feels so inadequate that you feel the need to spend all your time at the gym for a mediocre body while other, all around better people can do great things with theirs in less time.

>>41056529
I'm getting my doctorate in neuropsychology. We know exactly what this process is and how it works.

Its actually your amygdala activating you sympathetic nervous system. The hpa axis releases glucocorticoids which induce 'stress' responses during situations of kntense emotion.
The auditory association areas of the human brain pull up all associated feelings, memories and cognitions related to the lyrics or tune you are listening to. Those associations trigger hpa axis activity.

Just because evolutionary psychology can't pin down the darwinian mechanism doesn't mean we don't understand how it works.

>>41065207
>>41065477

that's blatant autism
>and awesome as shit
>I love trains

>>41065572
I LOVE MY STATION
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJia5l1M-Mc

>be skelemode me
>OHP bar is usually right next to the dumbbells
>invariably massive guys doing their sets
>look at them and think in my head "I'll show you real power"
I fucking cringe to myself thinking about it now, but it works for me.

>>41065560
>evolutionary psychology can't pin down the darwinian mechanism

>get psyched up
>kill your outgroup
>rape their wopmen
>reproduce
>?
>profit

this is why nobody respects evopsych, it's dogshit

>>41058289
Link it please

>>41049601
>about to squat final rep of final set
wooooooOOOOOHOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I used to do that Rock Lee 'if i can't finish my set ill have to do another' shit. Mofo i'm a beast now thanks to that shit.

>>41052366
This

>>41053969

>be fat slob
>people see you watching anime
>"What a virgin loser"

>be fit guy
>people see you watching anime
>"What an interesting guy, who would've known. He's cooler in my book now."

It's just the truth of things.

>>41055202
>be born without neck
>get shredded

its genetics

>>41049156

>Listening to DBZ dubstep
>phone falls out of pocket on a lift
>headphones rip out

"*WUB* WUB* CCCCEEEELLLLL!!!!!!!!! *WUB* *WUB*"

>>41069094
What phone doesn't stop the music once the headphones rip out?

>>41054012
>silver for monsters
Fuck yeah

>>41069094
https://youtu.be/Z4WulMiydok

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>>41057818
I always use this for PRs, not joking.
>mfw it works

>>41069094
Please give me names of songs. I need DBZ dubstep in my life.

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>>41058000
>poo and loo's

>>41058289
suck a dick and kill yourself shit eating faggot

>>41069327
>>41069335
No bully, I don't want to become a meme and end up in Sirs comic like some people implicated earlier at another poster.

>>41069353
no seriously, put bleach in your mouth fag

>>41049156
whenever I'm not feeling particularly motivated for whatever I want to do, I dramatically say "It is time" like some kind of bullshit super move announcement.
actually works most of the time as well

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>>41054531

>>41054585
460 heavy ass pounds

>>41049156
When doing cardio (I hate cardio) I play epic music and pretend I'm a soldier on a battlefield slaying the enemy. Never out loud but I picture it in my head me running through enemy lines and laying waste to them. Sprinting from cover to cover, (HIT) etc.
honestly find it helps most of the time

>>41069405
I play Viking chants and pretend I'm running or rowing towards my enemy and they're watching me so I have to have good form and show strength.

Sometimes I listen to glorious Soviet songs and imagine I'm in the red army

Cardio sucks

>>41069425
if you would intimidating in slow motion then you're doing it right

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>>41069425
>Sometimes I listen to glorious Soviet songs and imagine I'm in the red army

>>41058289
I'm still waiting.

>>41069703
He was probably hoping the thread got archived by now

>>41052366
this sounds autistic as fuck but ive been stalling and im willing to give it a shot

>>41069898
Most likely.

>>41069390
How to get a neck like that?

>>41052366
I used to listen to the gatsu theme from berserk while lifting

I tried to time when I hit my limits with the moaning lyrics and I swear the autism I absorbed from muh chinese comics in that moment helped me achieve my strongest lifts

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZa0Yh6e7dw

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>>41053182
>tfw a natty squid outlifts you

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>>41049156
If I ever feel like I'm not gonna complete my set, get those last extra reps or if I'm stalling, I summon 「STAR PLATINUM」so I finish it.

>>41056396
>everyones fucking disco
the 2 versions are my only sqwat music

>>41065550
no, you're a fucking freak and you should kill yourself

>>41070702
oh for fucks sake, I can physically hear that weird scream he does for no reason being cut off by him just being deactivated

>>41063800
Can relate. Does anyone has any tips/mentalities, to stop thinking like this?

>>41070815
it's not autistic if you're the strongest one in the room

it's only autistic if you're a hungry skeleton or a disgusting flob

>>41070815
Just stop giving a shit. If your headphone falls off and people turn their heads in your direction, just put it back on and keep lifting. Don't let them intimidate you. Once they realize that their staring in your direction/facial expressions/demeanor/comments have no effect on you, then they won't care.

>>41049156
>So we have meet at last.
So you like to pretend that Vegeta is retarded?

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Saw this guy yesterday at the gym, had to be a fitizen

>At gym with gymbro
>Triceps/Chest day, making all kinds of gains
>Suddenly THAT guy walks in
>Longpants, hoodie, earbuds
>Fucking EARBUDS in a gym that already blasts music
>Goes straight to the squatrack without even warming up
>Starts squatting just the bar (wat)
>Adds some weight and squats like 4-5 times before having to sit down
>Unloads the bar, red as a tomato already
>Starts doing overhead press, with THE SAME FUCKING BAR
>Entiregymstaring.exe
>Does the same shit there, doesnt even use clips
>Gymowner stares at him from the receptiondesk
>Prob wonders if he´s liable if the kid kills himself
>Somehow survives anyways, deloads the bar
>Starts DEADLIFTING WITH THE SAME BAR
>Gymbro just mouthing "what the fuck" and stops in the middle of his set
>Does one fucking set of deadlifts
>Deloads the bar and walks out
>Doesnt even fucking shower
>Comes back a couple of days later IN THE SAME FUCKING CLOTHES

Saw him weighing himself in the gym, fucktard even seemed to GAIN weight LMAO

>>41070964
Fucking delete this.

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>>41070964

>>41070964
>warms up with just the bar
>uses the same bar for every exercise
>somehow this is weird

Am I being b8ed?

>>41049156
Its fine, normal, and helpful to have autistic motivation like that, it's not okay to give any outward signs of it, however.

Personally, I mentally recite a 10 minute long poem about killing muslims.

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>>41052366

I'm so glad other people do this. Autism gains are the best gains.

>>41070964
Kid sorry to break it to you but youre retarded

>>41068651

This is so true.

I love having Chad's body but the heart of a huge fucking autist.

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>>41049156
hei omar

>>41070964
WHat if I dont like the shitty music that my gym plays?

>>41063487
>I pretend to have a rifle when running upstairs

Holy fuck, other people do this? Thank god

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>>41049156
>Also before lifting heavy, I like to say "Ikuze!" (行くぜっ!) which means "Let's go!" in Japanese.

>flex a cep gets tons of replies
>this autistic fucker has barely any
Explain yourselves.

>>41054310
RUNNIN WITH THE DEVIIIIIILLLL

>>41049156
>>>41049156
>I whisper "father forgive me for these gains i'm about to receive" before heavy lifts
Broscience normie wtf

>>41071180
>>41072156
>>41072277
How new are you?

>>41049156
I sing snake eater while using the Jacobs ladder

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>>41073154
What a thrill

>>41056235
BRAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIPPPPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFHHHHHHHHHHHHHSCH

>walk in the door
>cute receptionist asks how my day is going
>mumble good, walk away being sure to avoid eye contact
>do my exercises
>do not talk to anyone, stare off into space between sets
>finish up, get changed
>don't even turn around to wave when the receptionist says have a good day

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>running on treadmill
>pretend I'm Sonic running through city levels

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>>41049727
>I've been listening to nanodesu for the past 5 years exclusively and I've become the kawaiiest motherfucker of this god damn gym

>>41054585
My asshole puckered up from the cringe

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>>41054585
>all that yelling
>460 lbs

lmao plz leave the gym son

>>41070656
Are you me? Want to fusion?

>>41075938
m8, that's almost 5 pl8s. You have read to much e-stating if you think this is easy

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>>41057459
Do it!

The first time I hit my 4plate deadlift, I wore a dbz singlet and lifted once the beat dropped in this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_7_RtGbM64

>>41076227
It is easy. Tfw I touch and go sets of 12 with this. /Fit/ is week

>>41076449
No, your mum is easy. Post proof

>>41056504
Irradiation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2BE3IILRto

>>41076400
>once the beat dropped
It never does...

>>41073942
FOLLOW ME

>>41053182
My dude, same here. Fuck, I loved Crysis 2.

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>>41049156

Sometimes before sets I do the Ivan Drago stare. I don't particular look at any one person when doing it. Most the time look past people or away all together.

But that's the exact look I do lol. Grew up watching that training scene in that movie 100s of times.

>>41076400

That was mad fucking gay. 80% of it is just the fucking episode.

I stand in the locker room in front of the mirror flexing every muscle screaming at the top of my lungs for 3 sets of 5 mins so I can go super saiyan before my workouts

>>41049407
I used to yell Japanese shit before diddlying 550 for reps. Whatever gets you going is whatever gets you going you faggot

>>41076704
SET ME FREE

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>>41049156
>Ikuze!

>>41070745
Hey im just another guy who read your chat and you are an insecure faggot

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>>41057631
this fucking thread

>>41068651
>>41072195
That's because the fat anime fan with his slob body makes it look like the only thing he has in his life is his anime and video games, while the fit guy can actually put effort into something else other than his weebness and might have something else going on for them

>>41057623
>>41057631
DO ANY GERLS WANT TO BE MY GERLFRAND

>>41069443
*helicopter idles in the distance* the um ride is ready

>>41053442
Skyrim soundtrack is pretty normie-tier.

Hell, almost all videogames are normie-tier. Just don't rub it in that you're a "gamer" and nobody will give a shit.