I'm getting some gains and started a tinder but I don't

>has 100m
>tries to buy gf for 10k

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>>41045868

>>41045868
I have got a couple of matches which is nice, but then I realised I have no idea what to say to them. Being a fat recluse in my late teens / early 20s means that my social skills are non existent.

I feel like a fraud

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>>41045873

>>41045873
He didn't get rich by throwing his money around you know.

>>41045888
I don't think he gets many matches with a bio like that.

>>41045888
>Hey this guy is making me feel bad for using this dating app! I'm going to swipe right!

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What the fuck? Why didn't the normie respond

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>>41046084
We were having normie conversations before this. Does he think I'm on tinder to chit chat? Virtual pen pals? No thanks.

>>41046084

>waiting only 12 hours before responding with autism

ya blew it

>>41046084
perhaps he's busy

>>41046084
Are you gay or what? What the fuck

>>41046084
You fucked up!

>>41045997
While this is edge to rival that of glorious nippon steel you're a moron if you think this person expects to actually find a gf with that bio.

>>41046301
>I'm just gonna get a tinder to show everyone who's really right in this society.

>>41046376
More like:

>I'm just gonna get a tinder to show my friends (internet) how woke I am cause I fully understand social dynamics.

Guys an autist either way but he knows he ain't gettin laid.

I took a faceapp of myself as a girl and put it on tinder. 30 matches already, but nobody is talking first

Aka make a fun message and see what happens

>>41046832
>oh this guy doesn't look too good - lets in match him real quick

i just moved to a new city and i have zero friends besides some co-workers i talk too at my new job.
is it okay to have an profile just full of selfies?

i just work 9-5 then hit the gym and sleep lol. besides buying more food for gains i never go out.

>make tinder last night
>2 matches so far
rate my bio.

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>>41046880
forgot pic

>>41046886
greentexting m8

>>41046186
Yea what the actual fuck

>>41046886
>being this autistic and tryhard

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>>41046905
what do you suggest i put in it?

also added this bad boy to my tintin lmao!

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>>41046886
What a fucking retard.

>>41046870
Sorry fag I've been superliked and called cute by chads

>>41046886
Confidence is silent bro, this is just sad

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>>41046886

>Greentexting on Tinder

>>41046886
Delete all of it except
>6'5
Enjoy fucking 6/10s

>>41046896
>>41046905
>>41046919
>>41047197
>>41047271
>>41047291
i'm the CHAD in the picture..
it seems like i got all of you abit rustled?
it's not my fault i was born with genetics like this :S

what should i add in my bio?

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>>41047449

>>41046102
Didnt you post in another thread?
Still talking with this beta?

>>41046886
kek

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Tinder is a huge confidence boost for me
Fucked 4 girls already
Probably got an std too

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>convo dies
>send 'pls respond'
>she actually does

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>>41045935
kek

>>41048646
everytime

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>>41046102
>>41048181
ayo i seen this before too

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5 Picture Principle.

>you and your vehicle
>you and your friends
>you shirtless but in a natural setting
>you and a pet/niece/nephew
>you dressed up for an event

No selfies. No phone cameras.

>>41048967
Wrong
1. Pic of you with an animal
2. Pic with girls
3. Shirtless pic outside
4. Be attractive

>>41048967
Mine is
shirtless pic outside
strongman comp pic
pic at festival with friends
pic from when I did cheerleading
playing rugby
works p well

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>>41046084
>>41046102
We're good guys. Apparently he was busy. We talk every night soo it was just a little too sus that we didn't talk at all last night.
No I'm obviously not gay.

>>41049406
HAHAHAHA he got you good

>>41045962
Girls don't read

>>41046084
>>41046102
>>41046102
>>41049406

>beta female

>>41045888
Women hate people who tell them the truth.

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>>41046886
It's gotta be bait

>>41045888
I dont understand this /r9k/ tier mentality

how can you fault someone for going for the best option when there are many options available. theyre not being "too picky" if they dont fuck a 6 if they can get a 8, its just the obvious thing to do

>>41049481
Yeah, pretty much. Don't act like you wouldn't want a beta gf that makes you food, only talks to you, would only fuck you, and supports your /fit/ life. :p

>>41049533

Im jelly of the guy in the picture because i cant get beta girls to keep wanting to talk to me. However i did have an experience with a beta girl when she wouldn't stop texting me about stupid shit like her family problems and trying to get me to get involved in a convo when i obviously didn't. so i just stopped responding to her as i didn;t want to make her feel bad by saying fuck off or something. Im not that mean..but really. i dont think that guy is interested in you, he is probably trying to chase another girl on that same app, you are making it too easy for him, you must be a solid 5/10 or something, not being mean but just trying to analyse the situation

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I'm able to get matches and make the move from talking to getting a number to saying something like lets hang out at the beach.
But where do I go from there? Is this a good strategy I just want sex? How do I go from doing something like going to the beach/getting coffee to fucking?
Also whats with all the dumbass stoner college girls.
>do you smoke?
>no
>oh I don't think we are a good match then

like wtf your whole life is smoking?

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I actually had a ton of success till got the qtgf

Bio was
"I take really hot showers to practice burning in hell"

If you're trying to fuck make your profile and converstaions reflect it

>>41049558

all college girls want to do is smoke weed and fuck and watch netflix

a girl asking you if you smoke is her saying that she wants you to come round and smoke with her which will potentially lead to sexx or cuddling or whatever fam00000

>>41049525
they get mad because they arent even close the the "best" or "good" options

of course every guy wants the prettiest, nicest girl they can find too, but some guys get insecure when girls say the same

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Going in fellas wish me luck

>>41049614
if dubs this goes well

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>>41049556
No I just think he's an extreme normalfag that has never met anyone off tinder and downloaded it for shits and giggles. Now that it's going somewhere he's probably sketched out but he's going through with it anyways because YOLO. He is in law school to become a defense attorney though so he might be busy with that right now.

Pic related. Solid 5. I'm stoned in that picture though.

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>>41049591
what if I cant smoke weed though? I am on probation and get tested. Do I just say yeah and then don't when I get there or what? I assume the girl would be expecting to get smoked out too

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Gaze and behold

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How about this cold open

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>>41049614
what do fellas? seems like a decent response

>>41049406
Er, muy busy you shit.

>>41049640
>>41049654
autismo

>>41049640
kys skinny nihilist

>>41049631
L O N D O N, me on the left etc.

>fresh cut straight out the salon bitch
>take a nice pic, old one was really bad in comparison
but... I still won't get decent matches I'm afraid because I live in a small boring town...
I spent a few months in China and man it was a completely different world. A dozen matches everyday, I miss it...

>>41049658
Oh my gosh and a smiley I think I'd move on desu.

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>>41049658
>>41049614
btw this is my profile I get 3-5 matches a day with some pretty decent 7/10 qts

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>>41049525

>>41049634
>on probation?
Not a problem, just smoke spice, they don't test for spice, smoke spice, tell her it's weed, she wont know the difference. I mean she might when the walls start melting and she's convinced your satan but this is a tinder chick so you were probably going to use her and toss her like a human tissue anyway

>>41049658
fucking hate when girls do that shit

>>41046886
>genetically blessed
>that face
>parkinsons

which one is it, blurry buddy?

>>41049695
is height really important to put on a profile?

>>41046916
bacne and gyno? you juice to look like THAT?

>>41049717
AHAHAHAHA

How do I know if a girl is looking to hookup/date or just trying to stroke her ego?
Just straight up ask what she's looking for or nah?

last weekend i drove 2 hours at 1:30 in the morning to have sex with an asian girl.

i arrived at her campus at 3:30am, and she skateboarded to my car because she needed to show the guy at the gate a student ID. We went to her room. we made smalltalk for a bit, then started making out. I took her shirt off, then started sucking her neck and her tities and she got horny, told her to give me head. probably got the best bj in the world for 2 minutes, she deepthroated me with ease and sucked my balls too.

I had to take a leak, and then came back. She said "why you go limp!?" and I was stunned, my dick wasn't working. IT was around 4am. then I asked her to blow me again, and I couldn't get hard. She was getting mad said "why you limp!?" and I said "hold on, ill do it myself". So i'm sitting there jerking off my limp dick and she says "this is weird" and im like "yeah, well oh well. it's getting late", and I get out and leave. Open my phone and she unmatched me on tinder and snapchat lol

i couldn't get hard because i had had 7 beers earlier in the day ,adderal, and jerked off earlier.

I drove 2 hours back home and fell asleep to the sun rising.

overall i dont know what to think, at least I have a funny story to tell now.

>>41049717
Idk if you have a strong height I think its worth it to put it on there.
Not some faggy shit like "im that tall guy you always dream of (6'3")" cause that makes it seem like its super important to you
If you just throw the numbers on I doubt it will have a negative effect because it makes it seem like you are just letting potential matches know your height without bragging

>>41049717
See >>41045888
She will forget about you if she finds someone taller.

>>41045888
Trips of truth

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Dubs decide what I say

>>41049737
>How do I know if a girl is looking to hookup/date or just trying to stroke her ego?
when she agrees to meet you face 2 face

>>41049741
>tfw biggest case of yellow fever and no asians around here
you should have done it for me bro ;_;

>>41049737
That sometimes works, if they're fat it definitely works

>>41049406
There is a /fit/ snapchat group? Wtf i want in

>>41049741
lmao rekt by a gook

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another one give me something good to say to this slut

>>41049696
I dont know if this is for or against what I said t b h

do you support or deny the wizard revolution anon?

>>41049818
come 2 brazil

All these threads show me how lucky I am for being gay. Just thinking about all the shit and work you have to do to impress a girl for 20 minutes of fun makes me feel sorry for you.
I guess women will only stop being so shitty the moment men can have babies or sex robots are cheap and functioning.

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>>41049838

>>41049779
"How about we meet up and get the show started"

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>>41049525
>how can you fault someone for going for the best option when there are many options available. they're not being "too picky" if they dont fuck a 6 if they can get a 8, its just the obvious thing to do
It's not that they do it, It's the attitude they cop about it. Women like this will actively despise or pass on perfectly good non loser tier men and even willfuly 'beta-ize' them; making them "lower" than they actually are or at least themselves, for any nebuluos reasons at all. And when they do it's not that it's something that's wrong with them and the fact they've got they're heads up there ass, it's all the men; otherwise these women would have to actually introspect and reelect on they're actions and maybe even try to be pleasant to be around. And that's not even getting to the ones who pass on decent guys for actual criminals or drug dealers.They can do it all they want, but they don't have the right to be hypocrites about it. Not wanting a stuck up whore's reasonable, not /r9k/ teir.

>>41049744
Do I put it if it falls short of 6'0 by half an inch?

>>41049741
You couldve at least satisfied her. you sound like a jerk.

>>41049879
then just put 6 ft, you probably are with shoes on anyway and no woman will call you out on being a half an in shorter...

>>41049779
"People called Romani they going house?!"

>>41049878
theres a difference between passing on someone and bullying/making fun of someone. you sound like youve bought the /r9k/ kool-aid because people doing that shit in real life doent happen often, and if it does its because that person is a bully, not because theyre a woman

as for choosing criminals over decent guys, you make it sound like they were given an ultimatum beetwen the two and chose the wrong option. when in reality they chose the criminal because they wanted to (pretty stupid imo but its their business) and if he wasnt around, she still would go for the good guy

I agree that if your not interested in those types of girls its reasonable, but the guy in the original tinder post wasnt avoiding girls he didnt like, he was putting some dumb shit out there for them to see

How many pictures do I need for my profile? I don't have any available and I don't have 5 ideas of pics I can take myself where it looks like I'm doing something.

>>41050377
Like 3, I only have 2 and I get matches daily

>>41050427
What kind of pictures are they? I can take one where I'm holding a cute animal, but other than that I'm out of ideas. I was thinking of going outside somewhere and using the self timer to make it look like I'm not alone.

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>>41049808
Ok. Add me. Well, whoever wants to be added to the group chat can add me.

>>41049741
>last weekend i drove 2 hours at 1:30
>i couldn't get hard because i had had 7 beers earlier in the day
These are most likely the biggest two that fucked you up. How much/did you even sleep that day?
>adderal
This probably didn't help either
>and jerked off earlier.
Jerking off was probably the last thing you should be worried about. You most likely could have jerked it and been just fine if you didn't fuck yourself up so bad with the other stuff
Eating, more protein, sleeping, working out harder more/ having more sex could've/still can help your body/dick and increase testosterone
>http://press.endocrine.org/doi/full/10.1210/jcem.85.1.6291
>http://chaosandpain.blogspot.com/2014/10/the-simplicity-of-dieting-it-really-is.html?m=1
>https://breakingmuscle.com/fuel/why-all-humans-need-to-eat-meat-for-health
>https://authoritynutrition.com/7-evidence-based-health-reasons-to-eat-meat/
>http://chaosandpain.blogspot.com/2013/07/no-fap-more-like-no-fucking-way.html?zx=5c392185e96536fa
>http://chaosandpain.blogspot.com/2010/09/enough-already-sex-and-baddassery-are.html
>http://chaosandpain.blogspot.com/2010/09/enough-already-sex-and-baddassery-are_07.html
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Masturbation#Health_effects
>http://www.europeanurology.com/article/S0302-2838(16)00377-8/abstract/ejaculation-frequency-and-risk-of-prostate-cancer-updated-results-with-an-additional-decade-of-follow-up
>http://www.webmd.com/prostate-cancer/news/20040406/frequent-ejaculation-prostate
>http://urology.jhu.edu/newsletter/prostate_cancer712.php
>http://www.frequenturinationinmenexplained.com/ejaculation-and-prostate-cancer/
>http://m.joe.endocrinology-journals.org/content/52/1/51.short
>http://answers.webmd.com/answers/5004889/what-nutrients-do-you-lose-when-ejaculating-or-masterbating-do-you-lose-testerone-
>https://www.healthtap.com/user_questions/1294935-how-long-does-your-body-take-to-replace-the-nutrients-lost-by-masturbation
>https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/

>>41050536
did you just honestly look that all up?

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>>41048967
How's this

>>41050608
stop harassing the poor cat

>>41049631
That's me in the hat btw haha

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I feel like there's potential for a good pickup line here..

Any pickup lines for a swedish girl who lifts?

>>41050686
Wtf is she suppose to be bro?

>>41050714
>"Hej, jag är Achmed"

>>41050686
>will you turn into a prince if I kiss you no homo

>>41050733
Pepe I guess

>>41050686
REEEEEEEEE

>>41045873
Don't put the pussy on a pedestal brah

>>41050608

That cat hates you

>>41050686
Tell her shes good with animals cuz she sure can raise a cock

Lol im high af

>>41049171
can I see the strongman comp pic?

>>41050608
Fuck me daddy

First of all, don't put a fucking shirtless pick you tool. Yeah you might get likes, but lot of those are just girls seeking validation as in "I wonder if that muscular guy find me hot" but they really don't want anything to do with your ass.

Take a good picture that show your face and body, if you have any cool hobbies maybe add one pic of yourself engaging. Be honest about what you like, if you like vidya games then just write in your bio.

I get maybe 90-95% matches on my likes. I have three pics, two just showing face and body (clothed...) and one is me playing guitar. My bio just says honestly what I like: vidya, music, sports. Also girls don't really seem to care about education / job, I used to have my job (dentist) in there but I took it out and I get just as much matches as before.

>>41050881
DUDE WEED LMAO AHUEHEUHEEUEG

>>41050768
please this

>>41050992
>First of all, don't put a fucking shirtless pick you tool.
>Don't show what girls want to see
kek

Unless it's a bathroom selfie it actually does no harm.
Casual shirtless pictures, like a picture at the swimming pool or at the beach, might actually have a positive effect. Just don't make it obvious that the picture's sole purpose was made to show off your body.

>>41051016
Hahaha das ryte :))

>>41049587
Made me laugh, thanks anon

>>41049687
>>41049710
What is my autism missing here?

>>41050686

>have you ever heard of pepe the frog?

Alternatively

>has anyone ever told you that you're the rarest pepe?

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>>41050768
Not too bad

>>41051306
>not putting the no homo at the end
but anyway, looks good.

>>41051306
What is it with this fucking STUPID smiley that ALL women use it?

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>>41045868
I got matches, now what am I supposed to say to them??

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>>41049654
m'lady allow me to demonstrate how deep and fulfilling it is to have conversation with me

>>41051306
>forgot the no homo

typical /fit/ mistake

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Another one

>>41051360
hey billie you wanna see my willie?

>>41050686
>I want to fugg the frog

>>41051360
Fucking good looking tits

Wouldn't even write her, definitely out of my league

>>41051360
you got a sick jaw breh, you chew mastic gum?

would

>6ft
>6 pack
>7 inches
>aspiring fuckboy

be a good bio? All are true.
I just have a 5/10 face desu.

>>41050686
Nyesss

>>41049658
Ben?

>>41051360
top left look is 10/10

>>41051419
No only work with face

>>41051334
Ayy bby want sum fuk

>>41051419
>5/10 face

im so sorry anon

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>>41051480
seriously though I'm autistic and dont know where to start. What are some decent openers?

>>41051495
hey you're cute!

>>41051490
but HEIGHT, FRAME, and DICK should make up for it right? RIGHT?!

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Thiccccc, what say

>>41051495
Just say
"Wtf you're too cute for Tinder"

>>41049631
>. Solid 5. I'm stoned in that picture though.

That just made you a 4
Your extreme insecurity is a huge turnoff. "I was also busy its not that i like you or anything teeheee" the fuck was that?

Anyway, id still def. bang you but not make it something serious. I hope my dude "normalfag" is thinking the same

>>41051495
"Hey. Wanna fuck?"

>>41051495
My dick just died, can i bury it inside you

>>41049658
at least she got the joke. Ive had so many airheads respond in ways a 5 year old would outsmart them.

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>>41051515
If dubs or better, call her a nigger

>>41049779
sup nigger

>>41050126
>theres a difference between passing on someone and bullying/making fun of someone.
Again not disagreeing with this I'm disagreeing with the hypocrisy and attitudes they have when they do it, lor when anyone criticizes them for it
>you sound like youve bought the /r9k/ kool-aid because people doing that shit in real life doent happen often
Then where do all the stories about narcissistic women being bitches to men, cheating and also trying to ruin men's lives come from? All this shit isn't just coming out of nowhere
>and if it does its because that person is a bully, not because theyre a woman
That was point they're women who bully men and they're not bullies because they're women, they're because they're bullies. My post was about the specific instance where they 'bully' or hypocritically pass on, men.
>as for choosing criminals over decent guys, you make it sound like they were given an ultimatum beetwen the two and chose the wrong option. when in reality they chose the criminal because they wanted to
>and if he wasnt around, she still would go for the good guy
Also not arguing this and also my point they can do it if they want to, they just have no right to be hypocritical about, cop a shit attitude and go around talking shit about other guys
>I agree that if your not interested in those types of girls its reasonable, but the guy in the original tinder post wasnt avoiding girls he didnt like, he was putting some dumb shit out there for them to see
This I concede and give you and yes I agree. But where the guy was coming from and thought process isn't necessarily an /r9k/ teir mentality

>>41050570
I've posted this before

>>41051402
Lmao

>>41049631
post full body

>tfw I get matches but I'm too shy to reply back when they talk to me
I just wanted to know of girls would be interested in me...

>>41051515
looks like a fun person

>>41052147
>tfw imagine a lifetime with every girl that matches me

>>41049631
You ain't half bad baby I'd dick you.

>>41049533
>beta gf
>beta girls
wtf is a beta gf

>>41046886
You're a douche

>>41050992
I'm a dentist too. Why did you take it out?

>>41049631
The man behind you is pretty cute you know him?

>>41052387
Not that guy, and not a dentist, but most people don't have positive feelings regarding the dentist. It's a bright place that smells weird, they do uncomfortable and maybe painful things to your mouth and teeth, they cost a shitload, and most people in general have anxieties about going to the dentist's office.
I'm sure you're making money, but when I hear the word "dentist" I'm not getting positive feelings. Also girls are self conscious about everything, their teeth is another one to be reminded of when with you.

>>41050686
Rare pepe

>>41052450
Interesting, I'm married, but all of my classmates who use tinder clean up like crazy. Even guys in other programs pretend to be dentists. It just seems like an obvious thing you would throw in.

how do ya'll get the pictures? probably looks dumb af to post selfies

I;m not anti-social or anything but me and the mates don't exactly take pictures with each other

>>41052289
>every girl who gives you any interest period
Lmao anon we're both lover boys. We gotta embrace it

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>>41051377
fucking kek

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well?

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>>41052686

>>41050686
"Darcy blows!"

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>>41051360

I fug billie gud bleze gib tids

>>41051515

"Ayanna couch? Because I can see myself there too."

Just got rejected by 4 girls on tinder.

I'm better looking than all of them too, what a joke lol.

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Hasn't responded to me yet.

>>41049779
Would you like to taste my smoked meat log?

>>41052686
ask her what kind of digimon she is

>>41051360
Ask for the top left's number.

>>41049779
I want you to put your ENTIRE foot inside my anus.

>>41051181
>What is my autism missing here?
Typical female bullshit. Complete non-answer.

>>41052686
special snowflake intensifies

>>41050608
that cat wants to get away from you as badly as the girls in your life

>>41055088
will Op deliver?

>>41055088
There it is lads

>>41051515
>she identifies as an AK-47
Tell her "That's so funny since I identify as a 7.62 FMJ round, I'd love to enter your chamber"

>>41049631
You've got some issues you've got to fix first lmao.

>>41046886
Delete everything you wrote except for the part about your height. Then just add that you have some outdoor hobby (kayaking, soccer, sailing, etc). You can lie if you need to.

>>41049779
The wall just got 10 feet higher

>>41049818
7-1

>>41049779
build the wall

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>>41053272

>>41048561
that risky tinder feels

>>41055230
This.

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>>41051804
Dude you are tiring on a Belgian waffle crafting forum, I can't even imagine all the pussy you drive away irl.

>>41049640
I feel stupider for having read all that nonsense.

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What did she mean by this?

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>powerlifters

>>41045868
My tip is dont be ugly.

That is the major thing holding me back from getting any matches.

FML.

>>41051515
hey bby,u wnt sum fuk;)))))))))))))))))))))))))

>>41049779
dat fucking jawline. is it a tranny?

>>41050484
this is a trap guys

>>41055230
dis

>>41057582
like
>she
has a penis?

>>41056995

That she doesn't want a gymlett that squats less than her, and she probably likes men with nice asses

>>41056995
She looks like she doesn't squat anything

dumb females

>>41057668
she squats on this dick

>>41049640
by far the worst one ive seen baka

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Made this few days ago
Im a fat dyel so cant post body(trying to get fit tho)
How do I pull 9/10 grills
Rate lads also suggestions

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>>41056995
>I like that deeply european face

>>41057844
only girls can make these meme profiles

>>41057881
No

>>41046084
>>41046102
I've seen you post about talking to this mother fucker in two other threads.

Meet irl or stop posting this shit. No one cares.

>>41049741
fuck how can you be so pathetic and think this is a funny story to tell?

>Wasting 5 hours of your life for a lowlevel gook skank

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Why don't women have a sense of humour?

>>41051419
>>aspiring fuckboy
Depends on wheter you mean the actual meaning or the basic bitch definition

>>41056995
>implying those skinny little legs can squat anything

>>41050484
This is such an obvious trap

>>41051334
Ayo gurl lemme clap dem chimps

>>41055201
Noiiicceee

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here'so this one again. I usually only open profiles for absolutely heinous looking women because I feel like they should have more entertaining bios.

>>41051356
>forgot
Where do you think we are?

>>41057004
>lightweight power lifter

>Slow track runner

>Ugly model

>Fit and fat

>Falling plane

>>41058955

I honestly cant understand how women can be found attractive by someone.

>>41059089
>women like this

inbefore autists show up

>>41058955
I bet this cunt knows nothing about ancient china, I wish I could meet her irl and btfo her snobbish attitude.

>>41058955
oh you do archaeology? that's good because i have a large bone for you to examine

>>41048967
1 picture, 300+ matches. Did I beat tinder?

>>41048967
>5 Picture Principle.
>>you and your vehicle
>>you and your friends
>>you shirtless but in a natural setting
>>you and a pet/niece/nephew
>>you dressed up for an event

1. I have no vehicle
2. I have no friends
3. I purchased this shirt for a reason I'm going to fucking wear it
4. My dog died...
5. I don't think a photo of me at my dogs funeral is fitting for a dating app.

>>41058955
Jesus you have the perfect chance for the archaeology line, IF YOU DON'T FUCKING DO IT-

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>>41055201
This is a weak response

>>41049640
5/10 because of Motorhead tattoo

>>41050686
It's rare to find girls like you

>>41045868
Here's what I did, turned tinder into a science and ended up sleeping with 30ish girls over the course of 2 months, and I'm a 7/10 at best.

Pics: Be sure to include as many as you can

First can be selfie, or pic of you. Major fucking bonus points for you holding cute baby animals. It HAS to be you and only you. if she has to guess she's already swiped left

Second has to be of you doing an activity you enjoy or just look active, no lifting doesn't count here. Something more interesting rock climbing, hiking etc

Third - Fifth more interesting pics of you (DO NOT post a pic of you from the club) make her NEED to get to know you make sure you look aesthetic as fuck. Go out and take pics, it's what I did

>>41059154
depressing

>>41059860
Bio: This needs to be short and to the point keep it light and jokey.

If you're taller than 6ft you better believe you're including that fucking asset. You work a "sexy job" stick er in

example: "6'4 Firefighter, semi professional pillow fighter. Like to jog hike, camp and travel

give her leverage if she wants to message first. You'd be surprised at how often they'll message first

>>41059902
Have to work tell me if you want more

>>41059902
Tfw 6'1 and firefighter and just achieved thicc mode but been married for a decade, I don't even wanna cheat I'm happy af but kinda wanna make a tinder just for lolz

>>41059860
>no lifting doesn't count here
But that is all i do anon.

>>41057844
whats a peraonailty

>>41052516
Someone please answer this guy I'm wondering how you get pics as well.
Not once have I taken a pic of one of my bros or vice versa. The few pics I have of myself are from family stuff

>>41059499
whats that icon in the upper left corner?

>>41052326
a unconfident pushover

>>41060964
Spotify, you philistine

>>41045868

What weapon is that?

>>41046102
>Tinder conversations are bullshit like this
>meanwhile I can go on vgl and find all the cock and fuck buddies I want without the song and dance females want to go through
Must suck being straight sometimes

>>41059100
she doesnt sound snobbish at all. youre just looking for thing to be angry about you faggot

>>41059154
This is why you get no matches

>>41060937
Do as the other Anon suggested and do stuff just so you can take a picture

>>41061030
Toxic Blowpipe.

>>41059860
>>41059902
Third - Fifth more interesting pics of you (DO NOT post a pic of you from the club) make her NEED to get to know you make sure you look aesthetic as fuck. Go out and take pics, it's what I did

Take pics where, and of what?

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>>41055230

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Realizing my gains. I'm scared, senpai. I don't want to get mugged

>>41050484
Myriam add them to the groupme instead sc is spazzing out

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Is this a good picture for a tinder profile?

>>41046301
>>41046376
>>41046472
Or, possibly

>ill make a gag account for a couple laughs with friends
Why in the fuck are you guys so damn cynical?

>>41061647
actually I also need some extra credit, got some pro tips?

>>41049525
The fault is that women believe their best option is a big meaty cock that will leave them after 1 night, rather than developing meaningful relationships with people, you dumb fucking retarded ass prick.

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>>41049525
>women's "best option out of many available options" is to casually bang 50 dudes and become a disease reservoir and avatar of Slaaneshi hedonism

Is this really what you are saying.

>>41045962
It's copypasta, several of these profiles have been posted here at some point

>>41058955

ARE YOU AN ARCHAEOLOGIST

BECAUSE I HAVE A BONE THAT NEEDS TO BE EXAMINED

>>41061820
Her profile just mentioned she accepts pick up lines, including dirty ones. So I sent a dirty one. Still no response though, it might be done. All the other responses were within minutes

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>>41051360

l o n n g d o g g o

>>41061842
do you not see how stupid your argument is. they want to fuck. "big meaty dick" is their best option. and not being in a ltr doesnt prevent them from having meaningful relationships. you have friends and family dont you?

>>41061861
how can you equate being picky and only choosing the best guys to casually banging lots of guys?? as for STIs, use protection and regularly get tested. there, problem solved

sex is just an enjoyable activity, you faggots need to stop treating it like its the most important thing in the world

>>41062024
>doubling down when you are clearly wrong

memes.

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Just matched with the one on the left, how can I not fuck this up?

>>41062047
what am I wrong about exactly? Im saying that
>sex is fun
>if people want to have sex, they should
>they should have sex with people they find attractive and want to have sex with
>they should wear protections and get checked regularly
literally nothing about that is wrong

>>41062101
What am I wrong about exactly? Im saying that
>alcohol is fun
>if people want to have alcohol, they should
>they should have alcohol in places they find attractive and want to have alcohol in
>they should use Uber and drink water regularly
literally nothing about that is wrong

>>41051515
>says she needs to eat chocolate to maintain form
>identifies as an ak
Not even a dude but 10/10 would be best friends with.

>>41062128
didnt even bother reading that after the game of thrones meme, but you're right. I judged too soon. she has a cool sense of humor.

>>41062125
youre unironically right. I dont drink but I respect peoples freedom to do if they want. point 3 is gibberish tho

also, excessive alcohol is inherently harmful, sex is not. the two arent equivalent

>>41062094
hey lets meetup and smoke some weed.

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OC from me

>>41062197
do you realise shes a nigger

>>41062197
>4 days ago

Be honest you no longer talk

>>41050608
i heard girls get turned off by photos with other females
they're all insecure sluts looking to fulfill their egos by filling their holes with penises so it would make sense
might wanna switch that one out

>>41062213
Once you get Snapchat you don't message on tinder

>>41051515
ayy bb, you're a putrid nigress and i'd never willingly associate with you
>wait for reply
*unmatch*

>>41062161
Yeah bro the game of thrones reference is bullshit but shes older and seems really cool. Like more down to earth and not like some white bitch literally trying to act or look like that dragon chick from game of thrones.

>>41056995
she probably smith machine squats 50lb by the looks of it

>>41062197

>her name is fucking Ghislaine
>dead replies

why bother

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>>41062176
Being a disease vector for herpes and HPV is "not harmful at all bro"
(these diseases are not stopped by the use of condoms)

Never learning to form secure relationships and instead sharing the most intimate aspect of human life casually with 50+ people is "not harmful at all bro"

Exponentially lowering your success rate in any long term relationship each time you have a new sex partner is "not harmful at all bro let's just take our clothes off and be sluts 24/7 bro it's ok just use a condom and nothing bad will ever happen"

Accidentally sleeping with a 14 year old who lied to you but you had no way of knowing that because you're willing to have sex with people you met less than 5 hours ago, leading to a lengthy trial and permanent sex offender registry is "not harmful at all bro"
>http://www.cbsnews.com/news/indiana-teen-zach-anderson-labeled-sex-offender-after-sex-girl-lied-about-age/

Getting falsely accused of rape because your female sex partner's female friends found out what a slut she is and started shaming her is "not harmful at all bro"

Getting falsely accused of rape because your date had 1 drink that night, or you were both drunk but you're the man so you automatically are a rapist is "not harmful at all bro"

Protip: even when you use condoms correctly they will be ineffective 2% of the time. The vast majority of people do not use condoms correctly, do not follow the directions on the package, and do not store condoms safely. Condoms the way most people use them are probably only 80% effective, meaning that if you have sex 10 times, the condom will probably fail twice.

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>>41061717
Tfw no response

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>>41062178
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH I wasn't expecting this?!???

>>41061717
>>41062267

no, you look like a douche. but then again, I'm not a girl

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>>41062308
But isn't that how you get women anon?

>>41062307

M A D E I T
A
D
E

I
T

>>41062314

Can't fit a douche pose if you don't look like a stereotypical douche

>>41061647
that's why you get their snapchat so you don't get catfished. Also if they send nudes they're dtf

>>41062321
Than what should I do xd

>>41062307
Just say yes and ask where. EZ good luck!

>>41062252
I said inherently harmful. excessive alcohol 100% leads to harm, thats just a semantic issue tho. you also ignored getting checked regularly. safe sex goes beyond "just wear a condom"

having sex doesnt mean you cant have a relationship in the future. and what you take from a relationship is entirely subjective. it may an important learning experience for you, but the same doesnt apply to everyone. also
>the most intimate aspect of human life
kek

source on this

this is a one off case and isnt the norm. if I pulled up some news article about how a ltr went wrong, would you accept it as evidence?

doesnt happen. its a myth perpetuated by the /r9k/ incel echo chamber

see above

see first point. more to safe sex than condoms. also, educate people on how to use them is better than telling them not to have sex

>>41062094
that's a man baby

>>41062457

Fuck off

>>41062531
even better

i never understood people getting no matches on tinder, i used to use it quite a bit over a year ago and got a shit load of matches even though i was like 4/10 at the time. Are you guys just incredibly picky?

>>41062457

Get a better haircut for starters

>short back and sides
>can make any man more attractive

>>41062611
>tfw weird dent in head
>cant have short hair without revealing it

>>41062611
How do I know what barbers are good ones

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>>41045888

>>41062626

Fucking google different places and read their reviews, instagram barbers near you, etc.. Are people seriously this inept?

>>41062625

unlucky anon

>>41062626

Any barber should be able to do something as simple as that. Go for something medium or above price range as price is normally a good indicator of what level they hold their haircuts to

>>41049779
You have to go back

>>41062342
Good call. I asked and she unmatched though. I'll use that in the future, thanks

>>41048561
Fucking kek you made me burst out laughing mate!

>never took pictures of myself my whole life
>want to start a tinder or meet me so I can get some ass but have no concept of taking and selecting photos
I thought I had it right not being vain.

>>41050686
I wanna uninhibit my ribbit and clog your frog! ;^)

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>>41062733
they just want to fuck. Literally post a picture of a shirtless selfie in the bathroom.


I had no social photos either

>>41049587
> Trying to fuck make profile reflect?

Any examples would help?

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>>41062307
Congrats nigger, I'm routing for you to tongue punch her fartbox

>>41062307
Ask her to send you a dick pic