>search "fph" >no results found >new fph thread

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Worth a read if you want a laugh.

https://lisarapley.com/2015/04/28/dear-sarah-burnett-i-do-not-choose-to-be-fat/#more-2634

>>41041228
Archive faggot

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MUHHHHHHHHHHHH LAYYYYYYYYYYGGGGGGGGSSSSSSSSSSSS

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>>41041416
oh my fuck

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>>41041448

>>41041527

I used to have a fat fetish and would unironically get hard to this girl.
Luckily /fit/ has made me revile them.
Thanks /fit/ now Im just an ass man.

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>>41041527
>>41041527

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>>41041228
This is full of delusion that its just funny and full of denial. She even says she eats vegetables, and they are all home cooked. This is full of shit. I bet she orders take out Chinese food and says "the vegetables are healthy!"

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>>41041580
I always wonder when anyone will stop having drinks from Starbucks. It's just sugar water with small amounts of Cocoa beans. They would be better off with making their own tea.

>>41041482
How are these people even alive?
They cannot even fucking walk to the store to buy food....
Whoever the fuck is feeding these people so much is worse than the ones eating it.

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>>41041792

no doubt about that

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>>41041416

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>>41041719
They cook them with butter. I'm not kidding, they'll boil vegetables down into mush and throw in half a stick of butter. So they probably think they are eating 'healthy'. It's why I found my parent's cooking to be fucking intolerable and why I hated vegetables.

I only use butter for baking, and even then I don't do it that much.

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>>41041552
>would unironically get hard to this girl.
I doubt /fit/ has truly addressed the root issue behind your mental issues.

>>41041838
What's wrong with butter, anon?

>>41041228
>52 calories
i-its a bug!

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>>41041482

>>41041228
>I eat like a normal person
If you eat like a normal person you would look like a normal person.

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>>41041854

it's not fully gone but now I can hate myself enough to not watch it anymore.

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>>41042264
I believe in you bro

>>41041228

This fucking bitch, honestly

"The fitbit has a bug, I've burned way mre calories than this"

> Has walked 12k total over the ENTIRE day
> Thinks she should've burned at least 3,000 calories from that

Like, that one sentence alone derails her entire argument of "Oh I've dieted, I've broken my back at the gym, I've counted carbs and calories and blah blah"

Like, bitch, that one sentence where you think a 12k walk is 3,000 calories proves you have literally no idea about exercise and calories, that you think a 12k walk burns 1,000 more calories than a normal persons maintenance shows me everything you said is bullshit.

She literally derailed her entire blog and doesn't realise it.

>>41041416
Never in my life had I ever gagged because of any disgusting thing that I couldn't smell/taste, until I saw this video.

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is he our guy fit?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqf_SIQ3JAk

>>41041838
you're missing out dude, i add anywhere from 35-50 calories of that delicious kerrygold butter to my toast or vegetables occasionally.

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>>41041416

>>41041552
me too man.
>Well at least not to her anymore.

>>41041792
The worst part is if an eneabler decides to fuck it and stop bringing food, the fatass can call cops and report negligence or other bullshit.

>>41041527

>that edema

This bitch gonna die.

>>41042837
Not if they don't have a phone.

>>41042956
What if it starts screeching in its bed? Neighbours might ask questions, and even after explaining the situation they could not stand the noise and call cops to do something

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>>41041762
I get a frappucino like twice a year and treat it like I'm drinking a milkshake lol.

Tons of people get chai lattes/wc mochas 2-3 times a day. It'll easily make up half their daily calories, just for something they'd just call "coffee" to themselves.

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>>41041580
>"Bad Genetics"

>>41041416
sauce for....... science

>>41043366

>browsing fph threads
>not knowing MUH LEGZ James from My 600lb Life

Wanna know how I know you're new?

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How triggered are you?

>>41042593
Yes

>>41043567

>320lbs
>happy, active and healthy
>can't have penetrative sex
>not "perfect" like my thin sister
>I'm aware that being fat is gross and makes my life hell
>still happy though!

Also lol'd at the "thin privilege is having a boyfriend who can satisfy you sexually". As though that's some kind of unattainable and outrageous ideal.

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>>41043567
>relatively small (6")
not to sound like a dicklet but come the fuck on. even if he was 6" at 320lb it would be 6"-(Fupa*2).
That dude is probably packing and she's mad her fat ass is mad that she can't enjoy it because she refuses to eat less.

>>41041416
goddamnit i was eating nutty peanut butter

>>41041228


>And if you are going to use the “my taxpayer dollars will pay for your obesity related illness” line, well, my taxpayer dollars are paying for it too. Oh, and my personal health insurance.

You dumb fucking cow, Insurance is the same thing as taxpayer money everyone has to pay into it but the problem is fat people are more likely to die from health related issues than anyone else and stay at hospitals and break medical equipment.

>Does society accept the criticism of someone who is different? That has a mental or physical disorder? No. So why bully fat people?

False equivalency, and strawman lies. Someone who has a mental disability has genetic problems and things they can not change about their mental health they can only cope with it. But Fat people can change because it is a eating issue and she can control what she eats and what goes into her body.

>Society screaming at us that we should lose weight, and that we are not normal is bullying, plain and simple.

Because it isn't normal and saying the truth that it effects your life and those around you for being a huge cow is not bullying it's a fact of life and it's built in science and logic.

This annoys me because she is such a liar that makes up what she eats and then is surprised when she is called out on her bullshit.

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>>41043567
What does this person want from everybody? Is she expecting something?

>>41041552
i too am on the road to recovery
in fact i dont jerk to much weird shit at all now

>>41043161
Exactly spot on. It has no real health benefits and really is not that good for the body. It can even mess with sleep patterns.

>>41043567

> Small 6' penis

How the fuck does a 320lb women still manage to be a used up whore?

>>41044440
Dicklet pls. This is why your gf will always turn to the superior BBC.

>>41043567
>I am what you call fat
>says happy and healthy in parentheses

That is a funny hypocritical statement. It's like being happy and healthy with diabetes.

>6 inches is small

Well for average people its normal.

>Prosecution complex because she was asked a question and tries to play the typical privilege thing to be the biggest victim ever.

I swear fatties are more delusional the more weight they gain.

>>41043567
Well a six incher is 'relatively' small when youre the size of a fucking minivan. Even an 8 incher would probably fail to satisfy that people carrier of a woman.

>>41044530
>Well a six incher is 'relatively' small when youre the size of a fucking minivan. Even an 8 incher would probably fail to satisfy that people carrier of a woman.

This is one of the reason I won't settle for a chub.

I'm 5 inch erect (on the shorter end) have had no issue with petite fit hotties but had an overweight friend diss her ex boyfriend about his dick being too small.

Turned me off fucking a fatty for life. I can stand being ridiculed about my penis size as its not something I can change but having a fat fucking cow put all dat blame on me is a no no.

>>41044538

Props for making what you have work and not being a "woe is me" bitch like some of my friends anon

>>41044538

Date a small girl

Totally average dick, around 6' here, dated a 5'3 girl first time we had sex went a little to hard for her (She needed lots of time to warm up)

"It felt like you just put it in my stomach"

Literally best feeling, felt bad cus I hurt her but couldn't stop the little smirk when she said that

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>>41041580

>the bench is bending

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>>41043161
Another one from /ck/ when they were merged with /co/

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>>41044859
>>41043161
Part 2, one of the most foul creations I have ever seen someone partake of.

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>>41042069
Hey I made the same screenshot :^)

>>41044859
>>41044867
Holy shit. Do I need to start going to /ck/?

>>41044867
I have never been more at a loss for words than I am right now. My whole world has been fucked.

>>41044738
If I play my cards right this'll happen to me Friday night. I'm 6'0" and she's 5'0".

>>41044827
just imagine her bones doing a similar thing

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>>41044538
You are the real guy

5.5 inches here, you're not alone anon

> search israel did nothing wrong when they took palestinian land

> nothing comes up

huh?

>>41045186
14% obesity rate in Israel reported in 2009. 35.7% in USA for the same year. Really made me think

>>41045214

israel actively fights mudslimes .. but .. they're the bad guys? huh? have you been paying attention to who is committing terrorists attack lately?

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>>41044859
>>41044867

>I watched that thread unfold that day

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>>41045186

This is an Israeli Soldier, they are your friend.

>>41043567
>>41043668

Those are the kind of people who get pets to torture them because they can't have normal sex and get some mental disorder.

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>>41041482

>>41044738
I know a fit 5'3 girl who is a size queen. But she didn't start that way. They claim they don't get stretched out....

>>41044859
>>41044867

I don't really get this

He mixed foul tasting cough syrup with alcool ? wtf ?

>>41045251
The four horsemen of the apocalypse.

>>41044867
>fowl

>>41045509
And they're all famine

>>41045174
>>41044610
>>41044738

None of us are going to be around forever. Majority of us will be forgotten after we are dead. Who in a 1000 years is going to care about the size of your junk or what anyone thought of you.

If I solely base my whole existence around the size of my erect 5 inch penis and allow it in holding me back from striving towards my goals and ambitions I'm only letting myself down.

Just be happy with what you have, make improvements in other aspects of your life. Study hard, take care of your appearance, remain fit for life and keep trying.

End of the day if girls want to reject me on the size of my junk so be it, we are all born alone and worst case scenario I leave alone. It honestly doesn't bother me.

Hope this post helps anons who're over analyzing/fixated on one of their appendages which may ore may not even matter to the opposite sex.

: ) all the best to everyone!

>>41045706
REEEEEEEEEEE OUR CHOCOLATE IS A DELICATESSE YOU FAT COW, MEANT TO BE EATEN IN SMALL AMOUNTS

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>>41045706
>LEGO is hard for fat children to play with
>EU is nothing but sweets factory to nourish British Fatness
Feeling less sorry about Britian leaving by the day
t. Continental

>>41045222
>israel turkey saudi arabia the US and most of western europe and fucking ISIS are anti-Assad
>"israel is fighting muslims xD"

They are funding the muslims you mong, l bet you support trump unconditionally too because you're an autistic redneck who can't think for himself

>>41045706
>I NEED 4000 calories to stay fat
What the fuck

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>>41045830
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>>41046297
It's satire, lads.
Pic related, however, is not

>>41046308
big words make me a big boy :)))

>>41043567
>active, happy and healthy

lol

>>41044894
This. Gonna have to monitor from now on

>>41041228
I hate to be that guy, but if I can do it, anybody can

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>>41041228
>i eat like a normal person
>is vague about what she eats
>most likely did not weigh and track her meals for at least a week at one point in her life

also
>have the occassional treat
>go to her instagram
>burgers, cakes, pizza, candy, donuts, ...

>>41046598
Occasional means "not constant" for retards. As in, "only having a bucket of ice cream once a day instead of at every meal."

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Imagine a fucking hamplanet gamer gurl who get hired to game company just to fill the quotas after the feminism movement hit few years back. Imagine her boss giving her a task to write up a quick message to a protagonist from a doctor about a good diet. Imaging having not even a basic comprehension of macros or anything even remotely resembling balanced diet. Imagine the boss, the QA and beta testers not be able to say shit due to political correctness politics of the company.

>>41046884
Honestly, this was probably less a fat acceptance thing and more them simply not caring.
That game was an utter clusterfuck, to the point where the QA team was probably lying drunk in a room, tears glistening on their cheeks as they see the free recommendations they were asked to give simply ignored.

One character literally fires a gun backwards, for fucks sake

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>>41046946
>One character literally fires a gun backwards, for fucks sake

>>41046884
Just when I think the can't be more disappointed in Mass erect andromeda you go and post that,
jesus bioware just did not give any shits did they

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>>41046946
The gun is great, but its easy to miss. I did miss it when I watched the footage. But you cant miss this thing. Its entirely possible that nobody actually cared enough to even read it though. I just died inside when I read this message. What a fucking piece of shit do you have to be to A: not know ANYTHING about nutrition and whats worse B: not do any fucking research on your task at work.

This is the level of "even 3 weeds can have long time effects on young people" kind of retarded statements some low profile politics make. Or that one fat girl who had no idea how much time could running a mile require so she just went with 3 minutes.

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>>41045186 #
There is no such thing as Palestine.

Don't fall for Islamic taqiyya

>>41046006
Another retarded Muslim with retarded conspiracy theories

The situation is far more complex than your tiny brain can comprehend

>>41046006
Being happy with mudslimes fighting each other instead of Israel and not interfering is not the same as funding them. Take your /pol/ tier shit theories back to over there.

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>>41046308
>eating at a deficit is impossibe and just cannibalizes muscle
>"come get your lipos from your trustworthy Dr. Yudkowsky"

this fucking kike man

>>41043567
I would fully support putting fat people in concentration camps and making them work until they get fit.

>>41045706
>I am moving to Italy where they love food
Unironically best reason I've seen to support an end to free movement with UK, give them their fucking trade deal or whatever, just keep the landwhales out

>>41045186
>took
>Palestinian land
All nonsense, but what does the free grant of the Cisjordanian part of the British Mandate of Palestine to the Jewish nation have to do with this thread? This isn't Arab People Hate, as justified as that would be; go to /int/.

>>41041228
>For the next decade, I went from diet to diet, trying to lose weight, trying to be smaller. I tried Atkins, Weight Watchers, juice diets and cleanses. I tried starving myself and I tried pushing myself so hard at the gym that I would almost collapse.

for a day maybe

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>>41044538
>tfw penis is so big I literally couldn't fit it in my first (4'11") gf

>>41042069
>>41044886
somebody make the wasted edit already

>>41047412
Arabs are pretty fucking fat. The Middle East is full of porkers, ironically. They are what they don't eat.

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>>41044859
>>41044867
>>41044894
>>41046350

>>41042837
land of the free everyone

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>>41047574
>tfw sub 5" length and sub 4" girth

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>>41047613

>>41041228
I...Have that same exact shirt. It's just most likely 4-5 sizes smaller, and I wear it to the gym.

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>>41047619

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>>41046884
>5-11 servings of carbs per day
>4-5 servings of f&v per day
>servings

>>41044859
>>41044867
next fucking level

>>41047618
>being able to have sex is worse than not being able too

>>41041416
opening this while eating my oats was a mistake

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>>41040873 >>41041580


Finally I will contribute

>be me
>personal trainer
>woman comes in buys 30 PT sessions before even meeting me
>first scheduled session - no show after we talked over the phone 24 hours before
>second scheduled session - consultation, literally zero movement
>ask about nutrition and diet
> "I have 4 Venti Salted Caramel Mochas with Extra Caramel Drizzle every day"
>WTF
>It's okay though i only do half-caff
>still 8 full espresso shots every day)
>2 weeks pass. no changes. wont even go to a grande or just down to 3
>wont change habits
>called every starbucks in 1 mile radius (i live in a big city its so fucking many)
>you are no longer allowed to serve x person, claiming to be her bariatric surgeon
>client finds out i did this
>so angry she leaves gym and over $2000 in sessions sitting on her account lol

pic related

>>41047574
Damien is that you

>>41047694
I've never understood why people get those things. They are gross, are horrible for you, and take forever to make.
Just get a fucking coffee

>>41047694
>2080 calories from just coffee

>>41047801
more than that with EXTRA caramel drizzle, seriously wtf. also at least 20$ a day

>>41047694

>I don't understand why I can't lose weight, I'm eating so healthy!

>>41047694
How the fuck can someone stomach one of those things, let alone 4 a day

>>41047045
I think she just thought one lap was a mile. So she ran 400m or roughly a quarter mile in 3 min. Which should be doable for a fatass but is painfully slow even for untrained normal people

>>41048079
that post is a 9.8/10

>>41041228

That's like saying I didn't choose to have lung cancer, I just chose to smoke a couple packs a day.

>>41047618
Length is fine, sorry about your girth. Try checking out the sexual health thread. Zinc and other supplements might give you stronger erections, which might give you more girth.

Maybe your a late bloomer. I didn't stop growing until I was around 23-24.

>>41047618
iktf and it sucks because the bf likes it both ways so he'll probably expect me to top him at least once in a while

>>41041228
>For the next decade, I went from diet to diet, trying to lose weight, trying to be smaller. I tried Atkins, Weight Watchers, juice diets and cleanses. I tried starving myself and I tried pushing myself so hard at the gym that I would almost collapse.

>Yet the weight always stayed.

No fucking shit. How about sticking to a sensible diet, instead of trying out the next new thing for a week or two before giving up.

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>>41047694
>>41047774
>>41047801
>>41047914
>>41048057
I think people don't realise how high caloric intake those really have. Same with sweets, chocolate for example. Single 100g bar have around 500 cal, you eat 4 bars and you're set up for a day. Of course you won't get fed with only 4 chocolate bars, you eat something else and weight increases.

>>41048476
I hope he's bedbound and shitting on himself forever

>>41048476
>>41048506

ironically he is still alive and kicking.....so far

also he's a major cuck literally has a BBC bull living with them to satisfy his """"wife""""""""

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>>41041228
How the fuck can anyone be this deluded?

>>41048476
>I'm a super taster

>>41048609
>also he's a major cuck literally has a BBC bull living with them to satisfy his """"wife""""""""
Seriously?

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>>41048638
there's nothing official, just suspicions

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>>41048670
>Residence: Fayetteville, Arkansas, United States
>Fayetteville
>Fattyville

>>41045336
What happens is as they are more relaxed with you, their pelvic floor relaxes, so the vagina looses up. Women who are not nervous and who are very aroused will have fairly loose, wet vaginas. Girls who are nervous or not aroused will have very tight, dry vaginas. It also varies based on size, pelvic structure, and the strength of their pelvic floor.

And of course height makes a difference, shorter women will have a shorter distance between the vaginal opening and cervix.

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>>41046308
>Eliezer Yudkowsky
Wait a fucking moment, I know that damn dirty kike! He is the main fedora-tipper on this "intellectual" R*ddit-bastardchild called "LessWrong", where they all line up to suck his flaccid jew cock.

This fucking kike really is a top choice for the gaschamber.

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>>41048612
>12km

>52 calories burned

S-surely, it has to be more than that. Not 3000, obviously, but at least a good 100 or so.

Right?

RIGHT?

>>41041416
I'm not hungry anymore.

>>41048792
Surely, my warmup is 6km on the bike reasonably hard and the thing says it is around 140 calories

>>41048670
That's so sad to see. I remember watching his videos years ago, and it seemed like he genuinely wanted to lose weight. He would even make a little progress too.

>>41048820
>6km on bike
No way it's only 140. Should be much higher than that right??

>>41048079
I am 99% sure that is an MPC post, because I distinctly remember the phrase "spic-nig cycle"

>>41048612
>walked 10 miles, only burned 52 calories
What exactly was her pace? 0.3mph? I'm fat as fuck, but manage to jog 2 miles per day and walk another 4 miles and burn WAY more calories than her who's probably double my weight.

>>41048861
Doubt it, I always thought it was a bit optimistic if anything

>>41048670
He's had to have put on at least 100lbs in those 3 years. He's eating himself into the grave.

>>41048761
Yep.
His main claims to fame are leading that batshit insane cult, desperate terror of death that inspires AI "research", and writing a Harry Potter Fanfiction (that, for the record, is absolutely terrible and even fails the basic premise).

>>41048670
Boogie is a fat fuck who has never put up an actual effort into losing weight. Classy that he's looking for surgery as a magic bullet to save himself when he's already waist deep in his 6foot wide grave.

>>41048861
Biking is really easy compared to running. Run 5k and bike 5k you will see the difference.

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>>41047618
I used to worry about all that back when I was single, but as soon as my gf and I started having sex I stopped worrying. I make her cum consistently and I know how to manage myself so I last a long time. There are positions that are great for guys with smaller dicks. You can easily hit the average woman's g-spot with a 4-incher if you know the right positions and motions.

Stop worry about your little dick. It isn't nearly as big (lel) of a problem as you think it is

>>41041228
>I came out as 11 pounds
So what? my kid came out 9 pounds and she is healthy and active

>>41048957
I honestly don't think the surgery would actually help. Sure it makes your stomach slightly smaller, but it doesn't stop you from stuffing your fat fucking face. Most of the retards who get that surgery end up over eating, filling up their esophagus with food, and then choking to death

>>41045462
did you not see the chicken?

He boiled three chicken breasts in green cough syrup, then ate some, then blended the chicken with red cough syrup, then ate some of the puree, then put the blended red syrup-chicken monstrosity and put it in his french press, added hot water, and made red vick's chicken tea.

I can't even contemplate how disgusting all of those things must have been.

>>41048089
She was boasting how fast she is.

>>41042837
What if you take away their phone?

>>41043052
But screaming takes effort anon

>>41047694
>my entire calorie allowance in 4 drinks

>>41042427

Not that she isn't a delusional cow, but I think the fitbit counts your maintenance calories as well as exercise.

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>>41048848
>He fell for Boogie's greasy silver tongue.

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>>41040873
>program on RIGHT NOW spewing "obesity is a disease that needs to be treated with TAXPAYERS MONEY" propoganda
fucking fuming lads

>>41048792

12 km walked should be more like 800-1000 kcal

>>41048876

Pace is a very small factor, distance counts for the lion's share of the calories burned. Walking just takes like 5x longer and you don't get the cardio benefits.

>>41047633
that's a really gay shirt m8

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>>41047613
>>41047619
>>41047634

>>41049499
What if you're walking at a good 6km/h or so?

I often really push it, which gets my heart rate somewhat up.

>>41049532

If it gets your heart rate up over 140 or so you're doing cardio brah, I was mostly just comparing a leisurely walk to a good jogging pace

>>41042837

Really? It's criminal negligence to not feed a grown adult because they're too fat to get food themselves? It's not like they'll die.

>>41049095
I came out as 11.5 and I'm fit.

>>41046308
Lol nice use of the thesaurus to sound big. I know he used one because none of it flows or sounds like a human wrote it.

>>41049757
Can't let that 40k liberals arts degree go to complete waste.

>>41047774
Tea is better just make it from a tea leaves bag. Honestly it is much healthier than what tea or coffee is sold at the store.

>>41047694
>8 full espresso shots every day
Yesterday I drank a full pot of coffee and I was so wired that I couldn't focus on anything. I went to lay in bed at 9 because I couldn't do anything. How is this even possible?

>>41046308
Thats the faggot jew with a hard on for technology that runs a cult right? I fucking hate less wrong, came across them when i was fucked up in the head and they tried to push their shit on me

>>41041527
where does the underwear go

>>41047694
>>called every starbucks in 1 mile radius (i live in a big city its so fucking many)
>>you are no longer allowed to serve x person, claiming to be her bariatric surgeon
>>client finds out i did this

top kek m8

>>41048476
That is true not many look at the nutrition label or even bother to look up sugar in drinks. Even at Jamba Juice it has a shit ton of sugar in it despite advertising whey etc.

>>41048638
There is a picture of his wife with a buff black guy and to me it's kind of obvious that she would pick him over Boogie.

>>41041812
>This kills the zombie

>>41042593
Fucking love this guy

>>41042593
he's a capitalist and unashamed about people killing themselves with food.
6/10 guy for no other purpose than this.

>>41041228
I think she is right. She didn't choose to be fat. Her being fat is a direct result of her not caring about her well being. She chooses her meals, if she works out, and if she stops shoveling food down her throat. She chose to be lazy and irresponsible to her body and her future health. The fat just shows that.

>>41041416
POP OFF JAMES

>>41048612
>3000
And she only eats 1000 a day! Proof that calories in calories out is a myth!

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>>41040873

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>>41045245

>>41050779
am i in an ant thread as well

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>>41046308
>quirks of metabolic disprivilege

>>41050923
What the hell is wrong with women's brains

>>41047613
>>41047619
>>41047634

this is the kind of situation where a beloved family member should find themselves mising a few teeth and on the way out the front door.

raged/10, GOD I raged.

>>41041482
I always lose it when I see the front wheel of the golf cart lift off the ground.

>>41041838
My wife has been mixing half a tablespoon of butter with my dinner veggies every night because I needed to up my fat intake. Tastes delicious imo, though we usually eat veggies lightly steamed, still crunchy, not mushy.

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>>41048792

>>41049834
I go through 200-400mg of caffeine/day. So 8-10 espressos and feel just about nothing.

Step up, bitch boy.

>>41043567
>6 inches
>small
I still can pleasure my 5'0 qt3.14 fiance with my 4 inch dick

>>41051162
t. addict

>>41051205
She's slinking for BBC on the DL. Bet

In the last thread an anon asked for more stories of my college roommate, Robbo the Blobbo.

Background:
>I got stuck with Robbo because my friends and I didn't have space to all live together and I drew the short straw
>Robbo was 5'7" and weighed over 400 pounds
>He stole my food until I locked it up
>I came back from class and found him standing on my bed, swinging a wooden sword my younger brother gave me
>Bed was fucked for the rest of the year
>He was a social retard and I couldn't bring girls back to the room

>In the middle of our three quarters together, Robbo did a study abroad program in Argentina
>Program was the first half of the quarter, then everyone would come back to campus for class stuff related to it
>It involved a lot of hiking and camping and outdoor activities
>A month before it he decided to start losing weight
>Dropped maybe 20 pounds, might have got his weight below 400
>Apparently easy to drop 20 pounds when you stop eating a pint of ice cream every day
>I get the room to myself for a blessed few weeks
>No letting him in when he locked himself out
>No locking my fridge
>No listening to his godawful snoring and autistic yammering about Batman
>Can have girls over without anyone chasing them away
>Study abroad program comes back
>Everyone who was on it complains about him
>He failed to finish even a single hike
>They started putting him in the truck with the luggage
>He rolled his ankle while crossing a stream, refused to try hiking again
>One night they backpacked to camp
>Robbo couldn't ride the truck there
>They left him in a little house at the bottom of the mountain with an old lady who only spoke Spanish
>He didn't fit in any beds there, so she made him sleep in a pile of straw in a shed behind the house
>In the night the chickens came in and roosted on top of him and the straw and shat all over him
>Robbo so stressed out from everything that he consoles himself with food
>Rapidly regains all that weight and more

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>>41043567
>Tfw can't penetrate due to endometriosis
>Tfw fatties can't penetrate due to fat

>>41051279
>He fell for the BBC meme
You're never gonna make it bro.

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>>41040873
Fat privilege is not literally having a caloric intake of 1200 calories a day because you're skinny and petite

>>41051393
My endometriosis has like, windows, where it's less painful to have sex, like, right when I'm ovulating [or would be, except birth control], but yeah, it fucking sucks so bad.

>>41049499
it was 12 thousand steps, not meters.

Faggot.

>>41048612
I think there was something legit wrong with her fitbit. I have one, and it tells me my total steps for the day, as well as TOTAL calories burned for the day. You only see individual exercise calories if you go into the exercise portion of the app. Seriously, as much as I don't like this cunt, I think her fitbit was fucked up. When I have days like that, my total calories are like 4,000+ burned.

t. fat fitbit user

>>41051603
Read it again, faggot.

Are you fucking blind?

>>41051647
Apparently, sorry faggot.

But you will have to forgive me, 12km with 17k steps seems a bit fucky anyway...those are quite large steps, aren't they?
I mean, when I am running full out, my stride length is almost a meter...so I thought it must have been steps.

Also, 12000 steps (or an average day moving around not exercising) seems like it would be about 50 calories...

>>41041416
the wages of sin is death

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>>41051345
>asked for more stories of my college roommate
>more stories
link to a previous thread?

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>>41049782
>40k liberals arts degree
Now that's sounds interesting

>>41041228
That whole fitbit thing. It literally says she's burned approx 52 calories!!! How does she think this is healthy?

>>41048692
you slay me anon

>>41044530
>>41044538
>>41044738
>>41045174
>>41045612
>>41047574
>>41047618
>>41049052
>not jelqing

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>>41040873
>the jar must weigh 220g, far beyond her maximum bench

>>41051761
>even the kid is fat
someone take her children away before she poisons them.

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>>41051345
KEK

Keep em coming anon

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OK guys here's some OC from a month or so ago.

I work at a bank, which isn't quite as nice as it seems. Half the people who come in are smelly disgusting piles of shit, the other half are pretty average, honest people. Every now and again you get the extremely nice or rude (usually baby boomers).

It's a pretty average day, cashed a couple checks, done some deposits, lurked on /fit/, lifted in the morning, feeling good. Then. It happens.

>Just finished helping someone with their deposit when I spot a pink sundress in the background (I try not to pay attention to others while I'm helping someone)
>Give the guy his receipt and he walks off, I then turn my head up and see her. We'll call her Sickcunt
>Sickcunt is approximately 5’5, wearing a very unflattering pink sundress that displays her ever flowing fat rolls. Dirty blonde hair like what you see in the deep south, like brokeback lesbian, greasy, unkempt, split ends
>as she stands there at about 500 pounds staring into my very soul like ghost rider on cocaine I take a deep breath, immediate regret
>the stench, my God the stench. She smells like a communal jock strap at a gray porno, sweaty and sour. A bright, pungent mixture of rotting armpit necrosis and 4 day old casserole.
>I genuinely choke back a couple of gags as I feel bile build up in my throat. This isn't what I signed up for…
>Sickcunt stares into my soul and says “I need money” I can tell something is wrong with her.
>ohgoditsretarded.jpg
>she has this weird habit where she licks the side if her lips every minute or so, one side of her lip hangs lower than the other and her breath reeks, one of the worst things I've ever smelled.
>”OK, do you have your ID?” she pulls out a very large bag and after concentrating harding than Lee Harvey Oswald she pulls out a purse with a ID smeared in brown.
>Gag a little and grab the ID proceed to look her up. She has 4 dollars in her account

>>41051345
more

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>>41052046

>”how much did you want today?” by now my coworkers notice her and one even sends me a Skype message “sorry”
>Sickcunt furrows her brow “4 thousand” lolnope.
>”ma'am, you only have 4 dollars in your account
>tard looks down like her 20 piece mcnugget only had 19 pieces before she says “I was supposed to get a deposit”
>turns out her uncles brothers father's step nieces kike was making a massive deposit for her. Obviously a scam, I don't care at this point and just want her gone.
>Sickcunt spies our communal suckers, primarily eaten by children and takes 2. Opens one like a starving nigger who just got KFC and crams the whole thing, stick and all in her gaping maw.
>proceeds to start chewing very loudly and sending spouts of apple sucker and death towards my face.
>Sickcunt can't chew properly and does her little twitch causing drool and sucker to fall on my desk.
>I'm fucking pissed
>bitch asks to use my phone (work phone, not my cell) so she can call the mysterious jew and figure out where her Kenyan bus tokens are.
>fuck that
>make up some bullshit, write down the number, just want to get sickcunt out the door.
>eventually fill out a withdrawal slip for her last precious 4 dollars, when our maintenance fee comes out it will overdraw her account and give her a fee. Don't say shit about it.
>Sickcunt doesn't have enough RAM to remember the phone call and eventually after stuffing four dollars into her black hole of a purse she waddles her fat fucking glob out.
>My phone survived, mission accomplished
>I head to the back room to get a cup of coffee where a coworker is on lunch.
>I'm busy pouring a cup when she leans over “Hey anon, I think someone is trying to get your attention” I stand there frozen in terror before turning my head
BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE

>>41049706
You at least have to give them some multivitamins and water to keep them from dying.

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>>41052075

>Sickcunt is just staring at me, I grab my overflowing cup and head over to her like a jew heading to a gas chamber.
>”you shed ei could ooze your phon” mouth full of her last sucker
>coworker stares at me in disbelief like I was just stabbed, her facial expression only similar to that of someone watching an ASPCA commercial.
>lead her to my desk and hand her my phone, put the number in as I say an Our Father for my dear sweet phone.
>I don't even remember what the conversation with the mysterious jew was about, but I do remember watching as Sickcunt opened her disgusting fat mouth.
>Sucker chunks still all over, then she does it. She fucking does it. Her mouth opens up and lowers one side of her lip. GODWHY
>Her disgusting tongue pops out and licks my phone, not just a little meep, but a wet slimy lick
>I am defeated, there is no point in living anymore.
>stare in literal shock as this bitch finishes her call and hands me the phone
>”just put it on the desk”
>tard wanders out and sits in the parking lot for 35 minutes then leaves to go lick a salt brick or something.

I have a few more that I can share if you all want some keks

>>41047750
Why do you know a guy from his penis size anon?

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>>41052084
Please more man, I'm dying over here

>>41052084
>>41052075
>>41052046
I just can't hate retarded fat people the way I can hate normal fat people. Tards have a genetic disadvantage where obesity is bound to occur without a caretaker or competent ally. All I feel is pity.

>>41043567
>healthy
>can't procreate
This is literally evolution telling them they aren't fit enough to survive and pass on their genes

>>41051345
post more of Robbo

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>>41052124
I too was once young and full of life until she took my phone from me, my baby, my love. Now all I feel is hate

>>41052116
I will have to type up another, I deal with a lot of fat people so I have plenty.

>>41052164
Could have just, you know, lied. Tell her it's broken or that you're Amish or some shit

>>41048670
I never knew that I lived in the same state as Boogie. I'm so ashamed.

>>41051558
I wish I could go back to the luxurious days of eating 1200 calories
>t. cutting at <1000/day

>>41052075
>uncles brothers father's
You mean her grandfather... go on...

>fit in highschool

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rEJ1rz08n70

>>41051692
If 12000 steps equally roughly 1 foot, then she would have walked around 2.2 miles, but lets just say it's 3 miles.

That isn't shit, I walk more than that on my daily life

>>41052249
>bullying the fat kid
>funny
This is just sad

>>41050937
Blaming women is a mistake. It's women in 2017. They've all been programmed into the Oprah cult of therapy.

They are capable of being deprogrammed.

>>41052274
Nigger, are you a toddler? 1 step is nearly 1 yard at 5'11".

Also, it was 17k steps.

Honestly, I'm not trying to protect this bitch, but y'all are some stupid mother fuckers.

Even if her steps were not a yard, but a mere two feet each, that's still nearly 7 miles.

Fuck's sake.

>>41052297
And stupid. "Hey guys, let's make some video evidence of us being cunts so we can get suspended"

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>>41052244
What is hyperbole?

>>41052116

OK here's another one from when I worked for a pizza place. Naturally there were loads of fat people and their fat fucking kids. Mexicans were always the worst.

>working morning shift, its just me(manager) and 2 drivers
>usually pretty slow in the morning, but not today, every starving fat faggot from here to Kentucky brought there fat kids to my Damn store
>I'm busy doing pretty much everything while the store filled with fat slimy fucks and there kids are just a nuisance all around. Lazy drivers don't do shit.
>as I'm busy ringing someone up for their pizza I see something out of the corner of my eye. Brush it off (I've learned to not make eye contact or people ask you for shit, even if you're clearly busy)
>just about done helping McFatty when I hear a noise. The fuck
>I turn my head and see this far faggot Mexican kid practically climbing into my coke cooler to get a soda (always the Mexicans)
>for some reason seeing this beaner rub of goo infuriates me
>”WHAT ARE YOU DOING!” think angry Russian uncle
>fat faggot jumps in the air and falls on the floor, walk over to him grab the soda and shoo his fat fucking ass out of my store.
>don't even know if his parents are in the store, but I didn't want fat faggot back behind my counter

It was always the fucking spics and dune coons that were the worst.

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>>41052337
6/10 (man chin, slanted eyes, no cheekbones) with the shittiest cosplay ever that leaves her looking like a mentally ill person to the normal human being and only the gayest of weeb virgins could realize that she's supposed to look like that fox girl from "League of Dota-is-2-hard-4-me" with those sad excuses of some fox "tails" (looks like rockwoll dipped in watered down period blood)

Why did you save this, faggot?

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>>41052395

>caring more about the picture than the green text
>making it

Pick one

>>41052324
my average stride length on my most recent 12k run was .8m.
.8m times 12000 steps = 9km

So the math was beyond me. Why are you surprised?

>>41051205
Us men with small penises can only date petite small usually under 5'3 girls.

In their minds, the sex is ok and everything is normal, but we know they ain't getting the full experience.we know.

>>41048670
Aw, GOD DAMN that's nasty.

I don't even know why it's so much worse than the fph average to me, maybe the escalation, him just sitting in these ruins of fat sugary shit he's obliterated, over and over?

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>>41052563
sweet thumbnail, dude.

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>>41052411
I haven't read a single fucking word in this entire thread, you filthy fucking basementnigger, I just stopped by to reply to your shitty picture when I saw it on the homepage

>>41048057

Fat tastes really good so I understand creamy shit but yeah any sugary food is absolutely vomit inducing once you stop falling for the sugar meme.

I can barely drink more than a sip of soda without being disgusted by the taste

>>41048670
CALORIE THIEVING

>>41052563
that was fucking awful familia

>>41050937
https://youtu.be/c-ecbGNxEHM?t=1m38s

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>>41052574

Please go shit post in another board, fat faggot.

>>41048107

Addiction and compulaive behaviour is definitely not a binary choice. It requires concerted effort, abating urges and to maintain some conscious desire and visualization of a goal. It is like saying a mountaineering or a marathon is as simple as putting one foot in front of the other.

Some people have conditioned themselves, through years and even decades of ooor diet, to immediately rely on that fast release of seratonin and dopamine from food to deminish their anxieties, low mood and stress. For people who have so deeply deluded thenselves about their health and their habits, who have done nothing but eat to mend their mental distress and who inherently avoid all discomfort their behavioural problems are entwined into their brain like a trillion strands of string. They enterlace it with their identity and removing their tangled mess of delusional thinking is impossible unless they themselves can recognize the abnormality, reject and rip out those delusions and make the decision, for themselves, in earnest.

It requires an admittance. That they are wrong, their behaviour is bad for them and they are the onces who now bear the responsibility of mending it.

This is often far too uncomfortable a thing to accept and so it is rejected and they continue on debasing themselves with gluttonous consumption and interbally reminding themselves that they are doing nothing wrong.

I harbour no ill will for overweight people. I don't see them as inferiors. I aee them as people plagued by the same thing that plagues many, many more just not all in the same way. They are unable to see their own delusionals and behaviours for what they are.

>>41052586
SALAD DODGIN

>>41044859
>>41044867

This is literally the first time in well over a year that something on 4chan has made me cry with laughter.

Thank you, Anon. Thank you. I was worrying that the magic was gone.

>>41048609
Would be funny if true, but from what I've seent the guy is gay.

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>>41048079
>so close to understanding the law of value accumulation and the inherent absurdity of life under capitalism
>throws it all away for a cheap racist joke
Oh, comrade... there is no goal nor any plan: every event is merely the outcome of short-sighted chase for profit by isolated individuals and firms. We drift aimlessly, all our actions - our time, effort, passions, our entire lives - directed by value accumulation purely for the sake of continued and expanded value accumulation. Forever. You will never be free until you see the chains binding us all.

>>41052808
>Gommie on /fit/
Socialized gains when?

>>41052852
>Socialized gains when?
I suppose socialized gains are possible when communism itself becomes a good idea. When human nature fundamentally changes to adapt to dumb ideas.

>>41045612
>Study hard
>hard
lol

>>41051162
You might have died of a heart attack by now but I wanted to tell you that while reading your post I felt nothing but disgust for you as a person.
>I depend on an addictive substance to get through my day
>I have some sort of complex that requires me to one up everyone about everything
If one or both of the above statements are true, I recommend you unironically kill yourself.

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>>41052808
anyone got the fascist version of this meme? or any other version of this meme?

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>>41052808
>nah senpai, ignore the real world results of social democracy
>instead this draconian 18th century economic theory which has repeatedly failed to be implemented correctly will lead to utopia!

There isn't a fedora big enough for your post

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>>41053348

>>41052808
>Communism saving anyone from totalitarianism, lies, and corruption
>Inequality
Sure everyone is equal unless they're Ukrainian, then they deserve to starve to death right?
>Capital
This one is actually true, under Communism you don't have to worry about any of that burdensome capital that you privately own. That gets redistributed to the elite in power, uh, I mean the people!

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>No Steven part 3

WHERE IS IT!? What happened to the fatass?

I don't care about these fat bitches

>>41053429
>the real world results of social democracy

desu i'd rather die in gulag than live and see my people cucked to death by social democrats like sweden

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>>41052567
>>41052587

>>41042593
this man is honestly a genius.
the concept of his work is nothing new. it's the old "fast food place as dumpsters of capitalistic decay" trope.
what's genius is the scale it's presented on and how it's presented.
by marketing the piece as a food establishment, all legal grey area is removed. people come to his shop for food. that is not illegal.
he actively attracts blubber to his store, thus creating the most extreme version of the fast food societal decay ever seen. the customers are presented as statues in his gallery, punchlines to the end of eating poorly.
it's message is very obvious, but i've never seen art on this scale before, especially in collective cost of human lives and well being.

>>41042636
Kerrygold?? Lee strand master race reporting in here, pleb

>>41052395
>>41052574

Fat and furious. Also salty and probably a chick too.

>>41053429

>Implying he'd be allowed to own a big hat when three families can live under it

>>41052708
COUCH COMPRESSIN

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>>41048635

>>41052870
>human nature
What if we're not shit by nature, but become shit through nurture by way of a lifetime in a shit system?

>>41053429
>implementation of Marxian economic theory
Yeah we have indeed implemented it and it has failed and is draconian. It's called "capitalism". See, Marx was a theorist of capitalism and only mentioned communism in a single paragraph of a pamphlet called "Critique of the Gotha Programme", and then only to school people on what it was NOT. You're thinking of Leninism and it's derivatives, which are indeed crap and will fail forever. But Marx gives us insight into the true workings of capitalism; if you want to understand how crap like >>41048079 happens, how a seemingly intelligent species such as our own winds up cucking itself so hard, you need to understand the underlying forces that drive capitalism.

>>41053485
See above. Also any system which retains capital is, per definition, a variety of capitalism. Also neither you nor I own 'capital'; we own 'stuff', but capital is owned by
>the elite in power


But seriously, after all the FPH threads, doesn't anyone get curious about how the system winds up producing results like that given that everyone supposedly acts in accordance to rational self-interest? I mean at some point, doesn't blaming feminism stop working, since doing so only leads to the question of 'what the fuck happened to make retard-feminism so popular?'. I mean, isn't anyone curious about the underlying causes - economically, socially, politically, etc. - and not just inclined to blame some vague shift in thought-processes due to 'cultural marxism'?

>>41053453
THANKS!

i use to have another version of this exact same meme, but it was a naked girl drowning, and there was jets behind Putin too and stuff

>>41052808
stop being retarded

>>41045462
He mixed fowl tasting cough syrup with alcohol

>>41041316
http://archive.is/hXxhH

>>41041482
He slid off that on purpose, there was absolutely no effort made to try to stop himself

>>41046884
>servings of carbohydrates
Carbs is a food group right?

>>41053906
So tell me, apart from lifting, what part of your life has true meaning? Where are you in complete control, and not subject to the whims of other, performing meaningless tasks just to put food and whey on the table? Leftypol memes aside - search your feelings, anon, you know it to be true: the system is absurd and you're a rat caught in a meaningless maze with no exist just like the rest of us.

Look at the original picture. Look at that fat fuck, lying there almost dead from stuffing her fat nigger mouth until her body just gave in. Orwell wrote on totalitarianism that if we want to see its future, to imagine a boot stamping on a human face forever. If you want to see the future of capitalism, imagine a fat fuck stuffing its face with a double bacon cheesburger while a team of skilled doctors and nurses try to keep the blob alive to binge one more day - forever.

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>>41053741
would rather see fat retards than starving children

>>41053998
I completely agree that capitalist democracy is absurd, only an idiot wouldn't, communism is not though, and will never be the answer. The only truth that so many men cannot accept now is the truth of National Socialism, and all that it will bring to further the individual and the race.

>>41053998
Yeah, we get it. I'm woke too.

The monetary system doesn't work blah blah I still need to eat and so do you.

Only difference is I'm not living off my parent's hard work while pretending not to be a wage slave like the rest of them.

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>>41053998
>true meaning
>subject to the whims of other
>meaningless tasks just to put food on the table

A FUCKING KANTIAN MARXIST
OOOOOOOOOOWIEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWW LAD

>>41054004
Again, in case long paragraphs are difficult for you to read: I'm not disputing the absolute failure of Communism. I'm saying that as a theorist of capitalism, Marx was spot on. You can agree with a person on their description of a problem without agreeing with their proposed solution.

>>41054054
NatSoc is pure idealism. There's no real analysis or even attempt at understanding how the current system came about. It begins by acknowledning that capitalism is crap, but instead of trying to understand it's inner workings it just goes "jews did it" and jumps straight to utopianism about how grand everything would be if the Jew was gone. Ask yourself, even if everything you believe about them was true, if you could snap your fingers tomorrow and have every Jew, spic, nigger, etc. just dissapear from the face of the Earth, do you truly think the system they're created - the institution, culture, power-relations, ownership structures, etc. - would just dissapear with them? If no, then you need historical materialism.

>>41054079
>I still need to eat and so do you.
You do realise you pretty much just summed up historical materialism? Quote Engels:
>...Marx discovered the law of development of human history: the simple fact [...] that mankind must first of all eat, drink, have shelter and clothing, before it can pursue politics, science, art, religion, etc.; that therefore the production of the immediate material means of subsistence and consequently the degree of economic development attained by a given people or during a given epoch form the foundation upon which the state institutions, the legal conceptions, art, and even the ideas on religion, of the people concerned have been evolved, and in the light of which they must, therefore, be explained, instead of vice versa...

>>41041527
Took me way too long to parse this image

>>41054144
kek you got me, Kant and Aristoteles and to some degree even Nietzsche have shaped my reading of Marx far more than Hegel's ramblings... reading Roy Bhaskar right now desu

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>>41047601
>>41052567
>>41052587

>>41053998
One of the primary functions of literally every living thing is to sustain its own existence. Communism doesn't work because it neglects that one fact. Capitalism works because it's based on that fact. If you want to stop self destructive behavior then the solution lies in making people aware of/care about the consequences of their actions, not forcibly changing their behavior.

>>41054276
there you fucking go

doing god's work familia

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This 600 pound life episode is horrific. Anyone else watching this shit? Lupe came home from skin surgery and her fucking husband demanded sex. He opened up her skin surgery wounds while fucking her and now there is a green lump of moldy pus.

>>41041527
at that point why even bother wearing underwear

>>41053627
It seems like a case of a guy genuinely cared about fatties and tried to help through weight loss and looked at how many delusional angry ignorant fatties there are and just had a "fuck it" moment and opened a burger place. If fatties are going to abuse themselves why not market it to them. He has become an angel of death whispering sweet nothings into fatties ears while watching them die all while watching profits rise from normies coming in to experience something taboo and fat guys who come in to eat and be fawned over by 5/10 whores in makeup and cheap costumes. His business model is beautiful and hes getting rid of fatties one at a time. Shamelessly. And the dumb fat cows are still there. He knows they will come back. All the deaths will drive more curious people to him like fat moths to a flame.

>>41054292
Jesus fucking christ

How do I watch this?

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>>41054228
god bless your poor soul, you're a commie right down to the bone. Hope you realize who the real bourgeoisie are at least. (((pic unrelated)))

>>41054318
All the episodes from seasons 1-4 are on amazon for like 2 bux each. This is season 5

>>41054204
>capitalism is crap

Ayyyy lmao.

Tell me more m8. Publish a book. I'm sure it'll be a best seller.

>>41041580
>D-Dual W-Wielding!?!?!

>>41053741
>FPH threads, doesn't anyone get curious about how the system winds up producing results like that given that everyone supposedly acts in accordance to rational self-interest? I mean at some point, doesn't blaming feminism stop working, since doing so only leads to the question of 'what the fuck happened to make retard-feminism so popular?'. I mean, isn't anyone curious about the underlying causes - economically, socially, politically, etc. - and not just inclined to blame some vague shift in thought-processes due to 'cultural marxism'?
Government intervention. Which you will call capitalism and Bubba will call gommunism, but really is just corruption.

Why is corn syrup so cheap? Why can health care providers charge whatever rate they please? Why do investment companies see gigantic agribusiness as a good investment? Why does an undergrad degree cost on average twice what the average person makes in a year?

The roots of all of these are written into law.

Capitalism is "good" because the market is the most efficient way to distribute capital, which means our economic resources are used in the most effective manner possible, leading to greater prosperity, which gives our society more surplus to devote to infrastructure, defence, education, etc. And that is a Good.

But since capitalism is so good at making efficient use of capital, there isn't any reason for there to be so much regulation intended to safeguard capital. The market doesn't need it, though it will definitely exploit it. Government policy and regulation need to focus on protecting the common good and individual liberty.

Capitalism needs to render unto Cesar if we are to move past the current model, but both parties and the news media have a vested interest in the current system, so I have limited hope for improvement outside a disaster that breaks the stranglehold the above 3 powers have on the current system.

Would still rather live in this world than 99% of others...

>>41051162
>in a thread about people who overindulge to the point that it's detrimental to their health
>brag about overindulging to the point that it's detrimental to your health
I hope the irony isn't lost on you

>>41048089
>lap
>implying she ran one lap

>>41047105
Fuck off, kike. Someone dropped a penny one town over.

>>41041228
I want to comment but I can't.

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>>41053741
"NatSoc is pure idealism guys"
>A
>FUCKING
>KANTIAN
>COMMUNIST

>>41044859

Every time I see these pictures I taste the cough syrup and gag. This guy is a fucking maniac.

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>>41054471
was meant for this post >>41054204 oopsie

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>>41041416

>>41048612
Wow, I know this person..

>>41047613
I for one blame the family for not letting her drown.

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>>41054282
Like I said, I think Communism is crap I just recognise that Marx shows us capitalism is crap too. And capitalism isn't based on everyone looking out for themselves, that's just a dumb lie, it's based on most people working their butts of to benefit the owning class. The ferocity with which people tend to defend the very system that cucks them reveals how it mentally enslaves us: we love our masters and our servitude. Where we selfish we'd kill the rich and take their stuff, but we're not - we love them more than we love ourselves because humans are weird like that.

>>41054328
Well, marxist to the bone, I actually dislike Communism in practice. It's killed a looot of people... also whoever said Soros is a socialist is a retard.

>>41054405
Dear God an actual intelligent comment... I'd say you have a good understanding and I could agree on most points. But, you put "good" in quotation marks because you know it isn't universially good, just one definition of it. Yes, capitalism is good at that and from it's own perspective and by it's own measurement, it is Good. Efficient. Marx in fact acknowledges this, capitalism's power to accumulate is what propels human technological developement so damn quickly one it starts spreading.

>>41054471
>>41054488
I hate your ideology, but I like your taste in lewd mangas. Also, Kant-influences MARXIST, I am NOT a Communist. But I'm surprised people on 4chan of all places could pick up on the Kantian stuff so damn quickly, most academics I discuss with don't notice lol.