Hey son! Wow that's a lot of weight. Remember that my offer

why is my dad black

>>41030822

Ask your mom, son

>it's another anon posts a condescending black dad greentext episode

>>41030810

>black dad
>polo
>glasses
>tucked in shirt

Must be a shoop

Why don't you just help me build a couple squat safety stands with your tools instead?

>>41030822
Because your real dad is in jail for white collar crime

only if you go...

ONE ON ONE WITH THE UNDERTAKER, dad

>>41030810
>tfw I'll never hear this from my father

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>>41030810
>Hey son, here's another piece of cake

Damn it dad...

>>41031199
>black
>dad

Definitely a shoop

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>>41030810
Proud dad mires are the best
>tfw my brothers were both star soccer players in highschool and I was just a mediocre track and xc fag
>tfw I start lifting and getting big in college
>dad starts telling me about how him and his brother lifted together in college and set records for shoulder press
>he tells me I was always thicker through the chest than my brothers, he always knew I'd be stronger
>my family starts jokes about me being the strong one, I'm always who they call to move something heavy
>dad tells me he's amazed at how much muscle I've kept on even though I run 5ks still
>go to the beach with family, play football in the surf
>suplex both older brothers, one after the other for laffs
>they try to tackle me and literally can't pull me under
Feels fuckin good. Who else is the youngest and strongest here?

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Funny thing is I started working out with my dad I could never start a decent conversation with him always nothing to talk about so one day I told him if he's willing to go the gym and I'll pay the membership and he said yea so we've been going since now I can hold a decent conversation with him im happier because I know he ain't here forever so might as well take the time to hang out

>>41030810
Your not my real dad. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

>>41031693
Strongest and youngest by default because I was a pre menopause mistake.

Still cool though since everyone thinks im strong now when I used to be a little butterball as a kid.

>Hey, son, you're looking pretty big there!

T-Thanks dad