>be 500lbs
>orbiter is now both figurative and literal now
>still get knocked up by a hipster Chad
Wtf I'm gay now
https://youtu.be/DlEmKpPgFRw
https://youtu.be/uRycDaKdDf4
Just take a good long look at the tires on that bike.
>>41030842
Fuck...
>>41030749
This is why the entire world hates us
>>41030842
>tfw fat tire surly bikes are great for really intense offroading/MTBing and sand/snow but this whale needs one just for casual riding because nothing else can take the strain
im mad
>>41030842
It's actually called a FAT bike
>>41030749
in the second video, you have to notice just how fucking heavily they're breathing
then the fat cunt is worried about PREGNANCY affecting her health
>>41030749
>that seat
>that tiny chainring
>>41030842
Screw the tires, look at that seat.