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You're randomly selected to be removed from United Airlines.

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You're randomly selected to be removed from United Airlines. How many air marshals can /fit fight off?
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>>41027885
>refuse to get off
>forcibly removed
>autistic screeching
/fit/ would not have done it any differently
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One at a time or am I out in the aisle?

Maybe 1-3
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>wrap the belts around my arms several times
lol fags try getting me out now
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>>41027912
I'm pretty sure the screeching was his wife.
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>Stall every way, at every opportunity.
>ask for translator
>later, ask for disability accommodations
>when they do get you off the plane, tell them you left your bags aboard, containing your (mercury) thermometer

Fuck up their 'On Time Performance' to get them to stop this shit. There is nothing which will speak more clearly to an airline than a delay. They will let you jerk off in the Captains lunch, rather than taking a delay at the terminal. And NOT out on the tarmac, make all your delay/protests happen to spill lots of time with the plane parked at the jet-way.
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>>41027885
>>41027912
honestly i think they looked for the most punkass looking dude on the plane. Meaning you /fit/ dudes are probably safe. Poor asian man, good thing he's gonna make fucking BANK off this.
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>>41027885
>Tighten belt as hard as you can around waist
>Pull out baby oil
>Slather upper body, neck and extremities
>Cross arms and hold onto the straps and cover up the buckle by folding over
>Laugh as they try to remove me from the plane
Good luck faggots, I've been doing barbell flies and double overhand 405 rack pulls just for this day
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>>41027885

Their numbers mean nothing in a such a small narrow passage. I prepare for glory!
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>>41027885
about 3.

take sidearm from first. put the one done before he realises. third one shows up and get lucky shot off.
then absolutely lit up by response team with assault rifles and submachine guns.


>suicide by cop is on the table lads
>just have to make it worthwhile
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>>41029004
>>41029055
I feel like every time I see a 300 quote it's the same guy, wearing a spartan outfit in front of his computer.
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>>41027885
>tfw you'll never be made for life off the back of a lawsuit like this
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Id just flex a 'cep and say something along the lines of "hows this for a start?".

That being said, im not autistic like all of you fags.
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>>41029150
>posts on /fit/
>not autistic
Pick one anon.
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>>41029116
and the fucking stupid chink is probably already rich from being a doctor
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>>41029082
Jesus christ please don't ever post again
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>>41028246
Nice
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>>41028807
>Be punkass looking, win millions
>Be /fit/, poor as fuck

Seems like a no brainer.
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>>41027885
>Flight 3411 from Chicago to Louisville was overbooked. After our team looked for volunteers, one customer refused to leave the aircraft voluntarily and law enforcement was asked to come to the gate. We apologise for the overbook situation.
Hmm.

In other news if anyone acts like that (excessive force and no reason) they are not acting as an officer of the law/state and you would be within your rights to treat them as any other random individual doing that.

You would have to be aware of them closing ranks and shit tho.
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>>41029166
>posts on fit
>doesn't know the 'cep meme
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>>41029255
IF YOU ARE ASKED TO LEAVE A PLANE
GUESS WHAT
YOU GOTTA LEAVE
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>>41027912
>autistic screeching
Yes honey, all screeching is autistic
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>>41029319
Screeching as an adult is autistic, rational humans respond better than a 5 year old would.
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I wear leggings, so the wouldn't let me on anyway.
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>>41027885
All of them, with my barbell carry-on. TSA hasn't banned barbells yet.

Seriously though, that had to be one of the most retarded decisions by an airline of all time. Why would your force paying customers off the plane instead of making your employees wait for the next flight? Bite the goddamn bullet and deal with the delayed flights at the other end.
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>>41029309
All officers have to identify themselves to you. They must produce identification when asked. They must have a valid reason for the use of force. The other guy could have levelled all three marshalls there and been in the right (tho proving that is another matter).

The airline has fucked themselves over with that fucking wording btw: looking for volunteers and refusing to leave voluntarily sounds a lot like they don't know what those words mean.
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>>41029202
Name one part of my post that suggests I'm mad. I didn't swear at all. Why do all millenials assume slight disagreement equates to irrational hatred? Not everyone is triggered in the way that you are, so please do not assume that me voicing the opposite opinion is any indication about my emotional state. I am completely calm and unperturbed, just disappointed that my suspicions about you were correct. It's disappointing that you think wearing ill-fitting khaki trousers and a cardigan over button up shirt in a sea of other men wearing exactly the same thing is a "good outfit."
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>>41029309
This. I'm white. I just
>Comply
>Call my lawyer
>????
>Profit
Probably $$$ plus free miles.
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>>41029366
>Screeching as an adult is autistic
Overgeneralizing is autistic.
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>>41028807
He shoulda learned karate
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>>41029408
>thank you for voluntarily leaving anon
>gib airmiles plox
>haha no you beta bitch
Also your lawyer would charge you for the phonecall. Wins all round!
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>>41029419
No rational adult human screeches (women are not rational and hence do not count)
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>Don my horse mask
>unsheathe my battle barbell
>crush my enemies see them driven before me and hear the lamentation of their women
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>>41029440
>He doesn't have one on retainer
Christ I don't even think we can consider you poverty stricken mongrels white. And yeah bud after I send in a letter with my lawyer's letterhead complaining about this baseless violation that airline company is going to fold like the bills in the super bowl.
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>>41029171
>doctor
>stupid

ayyy
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>>41029408
LMAO your lawyer wouldn't havea leg to stand on if you complied
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>>41029171
>stupid
>doctor

You sound insecure, anon. Why don't you work hard and get into med school like he did?
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>>41029546
See>>41029401
Instead of chimping out you get them back for not following procedure later.
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>>41027912
you know he was screeching from pain right ?
they where pulling him from the side up and didnt lift the arm rest, i would like to see you not cry like a little bitch when 3 guys are pulling with their bodyweight at you and a metal beam is being jammed underneath your rib cage
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>>41029004
1st time in history functional strength works
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Prolly flex my ceps and tighten my seatbelt
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>>41029739
>on /fit/
>still feels pain

fucking normies leave
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>>41029660
>Instead of chimping out you get them back for not following procedure later.

Are you retarded? The problem wasn't asking a passenger to leave the plane (they can and do do that for any reason), so if you comply, they've done absolutely nothing wrong.
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>>41029777
>Nigger can't understand how anything gets done without chimping out
What else is new and what a waste of trips.
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>>41029951
Not an argument. Respond directly to what I said.
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thank them to keep me outside from that jew shithole country
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link to vid op pic is from?
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They wouldn't pick a /fit/ looking passenger to kick off, they would look for someone who would put up less of a fight such as old doctor man
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>>41029955
They can't do that for any reason. Even when those girls got left off for leggings they had to use two existing policies to justify it
>They were flying on subsidized tickets thru employee friends and family program
>They were considered to be telling the company
>Therefore a dress code is to be followed
When you buy a ticket the airline is contractually obligated to give you the full value of that ticket either through travel or cash.
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>>41029984
https://streamable.com/fy0y7
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>>41030007
Repping not telling.
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>>41029739

he actually had his head bashed on that armrest and was exhibiting signs of a tbi/concussion.
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>asked for volunteers to leave because of airlines fuck ups

>no volunteers so they forcibly take out an old man who says he needs to get home

how is anyone standing up for the cops here? shits retarded i hope the asian dude sues the living piss out of that airline
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>>41029004

Functional strength wins again
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>>41029451
You're still doing it.
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>>41030086
Not me. I hate cops. Roast state piggies on a stake if you ask me. Except Ronnie Coleman, he's a good boy.
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>>41030007
So you get a delayed flight or a refund.
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>>41030157
You would get more considering you didn't VOLUNTEER your seat but rather COMPLIED in the face of unwarranted force. There's a difference. The devil is in the details, which is why you should get a lawyer.
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>>41030195
If you click back through we see
>>41029408
>comply
If they said "please leave the plane sir" and you complied you'd probs just get a delayed flight. Maybe a little something extra but even then maybe not.

If you didn't comply and they dragged you out then yeah you could sue but it's a different situation.

And if there's any justice in this world they will all get prostate cancer and have him as their doctor.
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>>41029309
>pay for a service
>company asks you to 'voluntarily' give up the service you paid for
>forcefully decided to remove you, a paying customer to make room for employees
They should have given the guy $5000, would have been cheaper.
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>>41030229
Nah you'd def get more if you sent sicked a decent lawyer on them. They'd pay you out of court/give you a free trip at least since you didn't VOLUNTEER. Last time I flew they were offering free flights just for a regular volunteer so there's no way you don't get at least that much and like I said since they used FORCE, which legally doesn't even mean they have to put hands on you a threat of violence is considered use of force. You CAN be compliant WITHOUT admitting you were doing so willingly.
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>>41027885
-2
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>>41030245
That's not what happened. They asked people to volunteer and nobody did. So, they did a random number generator for the people to leave. They allowed these people to stay for free at a hotel until the next day, gave them dinner, breakfast, and a free flight the next day, and paid them $600.
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>>41029255
lol what. so they threw a paying customer off a flight because they wanted to put an employee in his seat?

wtf man
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>implying i wouldnt just pull out my gat and start blasting them
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>>41030245
>>41030484
They're required to offer a minimum amount of cash money for a volunteer to give up their seat. If no one volunteers, most airlines just increase the cash until someone steps up. United's protocol, apparently, is to randomly pick someone and call the cops if they won't comply

Don't fly with United. They're a bunch of cheapskates
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>>41030484
The guy that was randomly chosen was a doctor though, and he had patients to treat, he didn't give up his seat because he had fucking lives to save.
Dudes a fucking badass.
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Lets see how many keep grabbing at me once the detonator comes out
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I'm not a doctor with patients to see the next day so I would just leave and take the 400 dollar voucher.
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>>41029463
so if I drink my eggs raw and add coffee to it I'll be able to be as muscular as that guy?!??!
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Those fucks couldn't even raise the arm rests before they tried to pull the dude out. And I KNOW those arm rests go up because I recently flew on United in the cheapest seats possible and those arm rests can be moved up.

Also, both of my flights were over booked.
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>police officers come to my seat
>"sir we're going to have to l-"
>"whats that officer" says I
>slowly roll up my sleeve to show the pipe bomb strapped to my forearm
>>smirk cockily and tell the cop "you were saying..?"
>his pants darken as he pisses himself in absolute terror
>"this isnt the man! here, you!" the officer points to the inferior older white gentleman next to me
>they take him off the plane but not before i lean in and whisper to the cop
>"you're too late bitch"
blam
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>United had initially asked for four volunteers to deplane and get a flight the next day in return for $800 and night in a hotel, but there were no volunteers.

holy shit I would have done this
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>>41027885
i'd go out bronson style
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How can I make money from this?

I'm gonna book onto typically over-crowded flights and get the free food and money
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How do overbookings happen? Like isn't each ticket linked to a single specific seat?
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>>41031762
Budget airlines often overbook to get extra money, knowing that a few people usually don't turn up.

It's hella jewish and should be illegal but that's life.
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I wonder why they didn't pick someone else or why no one else volunteered.
Airlines usually offer up to 1000 bucks to give up your seat and put you on the next available flight. If you can't get a flight til the next day, they'll buy you a meal and get you a hotel room.
United cheaped out on the money offer and handled this in the worst way possible especially with the treatment of an old man.
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>>41029401
Well they asked for volunteers first, then announced they would draw 4 names and those 4 people would have to go. 3 out of 4 left without incident. The lawsuit won't be against United.
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>>41030007
Except they were on buddy passes. They aren't for sale, they are given to employees and have no cash value.
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>>41031840
every airline overbooks...it's not 'jewish' it's common sense with such high runnings costs
moron
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>>41030086
I mean I'm not backing the airline, but it really is up to them if you stay on the plane or not. They don't need to justify themselves. The police, aka the taxpayer, will be the ones sued.
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>>41030276
You have to be somewhat savvy to make that work and you'd need a recording from somebody in order to have evidence over the security lying to save their asses.

If the security comes over and asks you nicely to leave, and then you leave, there was no threat of force. They have to a) threaten you with physical action or b) brandish some kind of weapon.

Even so, I'm pretty sure the airline can ask you to leave the plane for whatever reason they feel like, the only catch is that they then have to compensate you with another flight + cash refund AFTERWARDS.

If the airline WAS within their right to ask the passenger to leave the plane (which I think may be true), and the passenger refused, then the use of physical force would be totally justified.
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>>41031954
It's ultra Jewish. They charge cancellation fees AND shaft some passengers by kicking them off the plane.
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>>41029549
>>41029533
I have lots of doctors in the family so I've been around tons all my life. I know plenty of stupid ones
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>>41029004
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Screaming REEEE
and go down swinging
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>they still believe it was about race and not picking up 4 manlets

when will they learn
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>>41027885
>air marshals
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Do they not get that fucking everyone, literally EVERYONE, hates overbooking?
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>>41031620
I know. I might have even tried to pawn star them into $1200.
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>>41033837
you just called your family members stupid, looks like it's hereditary anon
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>>41029492
>he commits so much crime he needs a lawyer on retainer
wew lad
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>>41034410
Actually I was referring to others I met through my family.
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>>41029402
Honestly could have been fantastic bait, lost it towards the end tho
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>>41031656
>i'd go out bronson style
This!

As the Air marshals are approaching my seat
I suddenly run to the Airplane toilet and lock myself in, safely inside, i start taking my clothes off and smearing my body with poo and oils, then i jump out of the toilet while yelling "lets go you cunts!!!"
3 cops pile on top of me, but i get my legs under me and just lift them all up like im doing a squat "Lightweight baby!!!"
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>>41029375
Underrated
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>>41030117
kys
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>>41027912
>pay for a ticket because you have work
>they decide that you are no longer allowed to the service you've paid for and are required to leave
I absolutely would have done nothing different.
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>>41029166
>being this new
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>>41027885
I don't fight them. I suck it up and get off the plane because even though I'm a paying customer, this company has the legal right to remove me from private property. I go home on another flight.
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>>41035375
you're a fucking faggot, they can remove someone else from the plane.
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Would you rather fight off 3 godzilla-sized air marshals, or 300 air marshal-sized godzillas?
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>>41035381
Clearly they won't, as evidenced in the video and implied by the question. Use your brain, buddy.
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>If you force me out i'll take the damn plane with me!!!!
And then throw my pipebomb
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>>41035405
>Clearly they won't
then they have to drag me after knocking me out and then I can sue.

>yeah I'll just go and be late for all my work and responsibilities because you didn't plan well enough to get your own employees where they needed to be
fuck that.
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>>41027885
>Follow them out
>Sue them because I just got kicked off my flight back to Sweden
>???
>Profit
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Overbooking is one of the most retarded things to still be allowed. Its pretty much fraud if you ask me.
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>>41029255
What sort of retarded fucking airline overbooks? Is making sure the number of tickets = number of seats too complex?
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>>41030086
>>no volunteers so they forcibly take out an old man who says he needs to get home
And not just an old man, but allegedly a doctor who has fucking appointments to keep. But nah, I'm sure the four airline employees who got put on the flight so last minute that everyone had already boarded have much more important duties.
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>>41035423

>voluntarily leave the plane
>think you have any grounds to sue

cuck
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>>41035381
You stupid faggot you have no clue how the world works you're not special and you will be forcibly removed you little cunt bitch. "They cab remove someone else not me" if everyone said that no one would be removed it would be a giant circle jerk. Dumb bitch.
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>>41030765

And in an ironic twist, now he probably has brain damage.
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United was just "re-accomadating" the man.
Nothing to see here
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>>41035439
I paid for my ticket and got kicked off, if they don't pay up for the next flight and hotel until then I'd sue
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>>41030818

They offered $400, then $800. I'd have held out for more like everyone else did. Apparently it gets up to $1300, but they cheaped out.
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>>41035451
then they should plan their flights better so they can move their employees when they need to.
you're fucking autistic and beta
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>>41035459

You weren't kicked off, you left the plane after they asked you to.
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>>41035357
Haha
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>>41029463
that's the best webbum i've seen yet.

>tfw inspired to get as muscular and bulky as that guy to don the horse mask and cape now

I have a new purpose lads.
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>>41035469
Hahaha I'm autistic cause I understand a marshal is going to do his job and kick your faggot beta bitch snowflake ass for not complying with auyhority. Riiiight. There are rules my dude and if they have to randomly select someone oh well that's a fuck up on their part but there's a system and way of doing things. You don't simply take the law into your own hands that's a one way ticket to get like browned. You comply AND THEN file a complain and or sue. Fuck you faggot you're the reason the world is full of entitled pieces of dog shit.
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>>41031665
That actually sounds doable. You'd live in hotels and move a lot but still. If I had nothing better going in my life and lived in US I'd try that for a few weeks. Then, when media catch up, make some dosh off
>le ebin crazy man fucks over airlines and they all change their policies
ANd maybe write a shitty book to get me settled. Go for it Anon
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>>41029463
mother of mercy
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Holy shit, this flight was from Chicago to Louisville, according to Google that's only a 5 hour drive, why the fuck was this remotely an issue? Oh, four staff need to get on the plane at the last possible second? Well there's 5 seats in a sedan, princess, get the fuck outta here. Next fucking flight wasn't until 3pm the next day, fuck OFF.
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>>41035433
Every airline overbooks. It ensures all flights are at max capacity so they don't lose money on fuel.

However, federal law required significant compensation of contract of carriage is violated. Thats why airlines offer conscessions to get people to voluntarily leave flights - the amount of money they have to pay to force somebody off the flight is something like a free flight to the same area and four times the face value of the ticket.

Unfortunately, overselling probably won't go away no matter how complex logistics software gets. Empty seats on flights are usually due to missed connections or sleeping through alarms, not a projection error.
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>>41035502
>tfw you're so beta that you justify being a pussy as others being assholes
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>>41029463
Is Jujimufu natty?
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>>41034319

Everyone hates everything about flying. It's an inherently unpleasant process, and people get tricked into putting up with all kinds of bullshit en masse as a result. People have been bitching about this shit for decades, there's even that ancient South Park episode on it.
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>>41031901
3 out of the 4 are complete spineless pushover bitches and literally do not deserve so much as a refund. They'll just be happy to go home and see their wife's boyfriend
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>>41035509
>>41031665

I'd read that book. Sounds totally do-able, people have done weirder shit, like that guy who traded his way up from a paperclip to a house or whatever.
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>>41035523
>It ensures all flights are at max capacity so they don't lose money on fuel.
How is any money being lost? If all the tickets were sold, they have all the money they were going to make, whether the asses are in the seats or not.
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>>41035472
I've been randomly selected to be removed.
>REMOVED
Not a ask if I want to leave the plane.
They removed me.
Do you think that I wanted out?
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Selecting people by lottery and escalating to such violence, this is like a dystopian story.
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>>41035600
it could have easily been avoided by offering compensation and asking someone to leave, the chances that every single person on board the plane is a doctor that needs to get back to work is slim.
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>>41035600
>murica
>trump

colour me surprised
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>>41035586
exactly what this raging faggot said.
The money was already there, who the fuck cares whether or not you showed up?
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>>41027885

>on my way home
>flight has 3 employees that need to get to next terminal or they won't be able to staff the next plane
>offered compensation to give up my seat
>will make more with my 3 routine checkups tomorrow
>have some drugs to prescribe otherwise won't get to afford second lambo
>asked to give up seat
>fuck no
>3 white people are selected before me
>tell the officers they're racist even though i know they're not
>didn't work
>trying to get me to remove anyways
>pull the doctor card
>other passengers visibly upset
>dragging me out anyways
>why isn't anyone volunteering?
>don't they know I'm a chinese doctor?
>fall down hit face on way out
>officer apologizes - realizes this got way out of hand
>run back onto plane
>still noone volunteering to take my place
>need that second lambo
>dragged back out screaming

Oh well, at least I'll get a fat settlement
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>>41031503
never make another post ever again
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>>41027885
Is there an android version of this game?
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>>41035706
I literally just read that and thought the same thing.

>>41035705
How did he get back on the plane? That's what gets me.
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>>41031503
Lurk moar
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>>41029463
the horse mask shit is stale as fuck.
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>>41035523
>Every airline overbooks. It ensures all flights are at max capacity so they don't lose money on fuel.

No it doesn't. Its a way to sell more tickets than you have seats on your plane. Its a fucking scam.
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I've actually developed a formula for this after hours of research. Here it is;

Size Factor + Strength Factor + Truth Factor = # of United Airlines Employees Defeated (UAD)

Where UAD = 1 is equivalent to a 100% defeat of a single employee. Calculation is rounded down to single decimal place.

Size Factor is calculated as; (Your Weight / Average Weight of the American Male) -> this is a constant, equaling 195.5lbs.

Strength Factor is calculated as; (Bench + Deadlift + Squat) / (195.5*4) -> the 4 being since you only have 4 limbs.

The Truth Factor, factors in any previous "fighting experience" one may have, calculated as;

+0.3 for anyone with;
>redneck fight club experience
>back alley bar fight experience
>sport "fight" experience (hockey, rugby, etc.)
>high school wresting experience

+0.7 for anyone with;
>greater than 1 year actual combat sport experience

+0.0 for anyone with;
>neckbeard/NEET/autist syndrome

Where the 0.3 represents a 30% chance of defeat and the 70% represent a majority chance (70% of defeat) of a United Airlines Employee.

Sample Calculation;

(205/195.5) + ([315+365+325]/[195.5*4]) + (0.3) = 2.6337595991

UAD ~= 2.6

Therefore I would most likely be able to defeat 2.6 UA Employees before being dragged off the plane.

Try it yourself!
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how can anybody defend the security? I don't even believe they are police officers or flight marshals, btw.
That is criminal. They let the guy enter the plane and be seated, this creates the precedent that they are going to fucking travel. He's boarded. I travel a lot and have never seen a travel jew come to offer trades on overbooked seats inside the plane.
This shit is supposed to happen outside, before you board, before you are ready to fucking fly. United is fucking dumb, they are going to get ripped on lawsuits and lost clients. The dude with the guitar took from them so much money, lawsuit and stock market (180 million loss I believe).
That's clearly too much.
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>>41035523
>Empty seats on flights are usually due to missed connections or sleeping through alarms, not a projection error.

I once missed a flight due to browsing the 'ch0n and listening to music. was quite the day desu senpai
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I'd just give the air marshals a pepsi.
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>>41035894
Airline contract actually gives them the right to get anyone off the plane technically, and after refusal from the chink use of force by the police is technically justified.
It's super shitty, but airlines are not really a small easy to get in business so it's not like you have a choice in the matter.
Compare it to using windows vs using hurd on an obsolete machine so it doesn't have proprietary blobs before the bios.
Chink is probably gonna get compensation anyway, just because of the media backing him up (and also because a concussion isn't really adequate use of force).

It's a sad world we live in but most of the time the companies get away with ridiculous shit because it's perfectly legal and everyone agrees to it because they don't have a choice.
No amount of law knowledge will save you, just how many guys filming with their cellphones and willing to tweet about it.
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>>41034945
KEK
E
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Christ, thinking about it makes my blood boil. Imagine your grandpa getting concussed and dragged down the aisle bloody like a slab of meat.
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>>41029739
Maybe he should have complied and it wouldn't have been a problem
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>>41030564
They can kick anyone off anytime for any reason pretty much they just have to pay you
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>>41029171
Its called being high IQ
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>Shares plummeted Tuesday, wiping close to $1bn off the holding company’s value, after a man was violently removed from a flight by aviation police

kekekek was it worth it you fucking cheapskates
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>>41035433
They make more money this way, they overbook hotels as well.
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>>41036115
>but airlines are not really a small easy to get in business so it's not like you have a choice in the matter.
you could just not fly anywhere.
t. guy who doesn't planes because their services are bullshit
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>>41036408
Maybe they should have kept upping the fucking price then eventually give the dude or anyone else a fucking first class ticket to anywhere they needed to go.

This was them flexing their muscle and getting fucked for it. But that's okay right?
He was only some chink, right?
They don't matter.
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>>41035375
This is because you literally can shitpost anywhere in the world and have nothing better to do with your time, while a doctor could be missing out on literally tens of thousands of dollars maybe even hundreds if hes a bigtime surgeon in a large city missing a couple of days because your airline is a shit move. They should remove the poorest people first really.
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>>41027885
I would have done nothing differently except for be black attorney instead of an asian doctor.

His settlement is going to be large enough to pay for his grandchildren's children's weddings.
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>>41036505
He's not rich enough to his own plane.
To them he's just another ticket and a pain in their ass.

I don't give a shit how upper middle class the guy thinks he is and how important you think that makes him.
If they piss off the poor and middle class their entire business is fucked. Period.
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>>41031954
Well why dont they just raise prices accordingly, and oh i dont know run an honest business and not this jew shit. There really needs to be more regulations.
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>>41029004
>cover yourself in baby oil
>they choose someone else
>spend rest of flight covered in baby oil
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>>41035502
>Special snowflake because I feel like im entitled to the seat i fucking payed for

Sure retard
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>>41036565
>step off the plane with glowing skin and totally prepared for gay sex
What's your point?
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There isn't any easy answer:
>Comply like a little beta bitch and miss my flight
>Refuse and receive a serious injury and still get kicked off
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>>41036487
100% correct
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>>41027885
>Be chinese
>Natural lifter
>Get up into ailse
>Stand by seat
>Assume narrow quad dominant squat stance
>Go ayyteegee
>Wait for air marshal to grab on to me
>TOKYO TWENNY TWENNY NIGGA
>Clean and jerk him into the overhead luggage department
>Snatch the others out the emergency exits
>Jump shrug back into my seat
>mfw
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>>41029255
Yeah have fun getting shot and watching the marshals get a medal from your hospital bed
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>>41034451
Sure man i cant read your previous post or anything, retard
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>>41036472
Planes are an example, but ike I said this also applies to any kind of electronics, insurance, services and so on.
Some of that you can escape, but living a life freed of every corporation fuckery means living in a cabin in the woods.
I get you, I only use planes when I need to get to faraway countries and even then I'm always unhappy with the service.
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>>41036539
Its about the value you idiot, you can offer a janitor 1500 and it would make his month but not to a doctor. Use your fucking head poorfag. Lol you know airlines make 10x more money off first and business class than they do off economy right?
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>>41027885
FIND OUT IN THE LATEST APP STORE GAMING SENSATION "FLIGHT FIGHT"!
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>>41035586
because 50 tickets are worth more than 40, even if your plane only has 40 seats.

Also, some airlines will refund your seat even if it was your fault you missed your flight, plus the missed flights they are legally required to refund because of delays and whatnot.

And the airlines you're competing with are doing the same thing to cut costs while staying profitable.

Having empty seats is basically leaving money on the table. It was only unethical in this case because the airline didn't offer any incentive for people to give up their seats and basically just picked some random guy and said "fuck you, you're missing your flight because we say so" which is probably against regulations and will result in a lawsuit.
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>>41029402
that pasta is still warm from yesterday, noice
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>>41027885

Another reason to be roided up and lean at 250lb+ For some reason I expect you'd be less likely to be the person chosen to be removed from the plane.
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>>41036766
>because 50 tickets are worth more than 40, even if your plane only has 40 seats.
So it's a scam.

>Also, some airlines will refund your seat even if it was your fault you missed your flight
Then they're dumbasses. I'm not risking my got-here-hours-early ass getting bumped to allow for a system where johnny hangover gets a refund.
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>>41036771
It was a lottery soooo they'd probably just taser you instead of manhandling you.
>WHEN KEEPING IT REAL GOES WRONG.
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>>41035976
Nice
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>>41036716
You're right.
But that doesn't fucking matter to them. He wanted more then they were willing to pay, which was a pittance to someone who wanted or needed to get somewhere.

He's one random jack off that they decided to kick off.
They picked the little asian guy because they're quiet don't put up a fuss and thought they could intimidate him or kick him off easily.

Oh. Then why isn't that airline exclusively first and business class then? I mean they make more then enough money from business and first class don't they?
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>>41036790
It's kind of a scam. If somebody misses their flight, thats a seat that could have been filled, even if somebody else had it reserved. It makes sense for airlines to want to fill it, even if it is shitty for the consumer.

Probably won't get banned under Donald "two-for-one deregulation special" Trump, but it is something that will change eventually. Causes too many PR problems.
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>>41035360
>>they decide that you are no longer allowed to the service you've paid for and are required to leave
I really don't see the problem here. If you go into a restaurant and are asked to leave you aren't going to get your food. Just because you gave a private corporation money doesn't mean you get whatever the fuck you want. Private companies should always have the right to refuse service.
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>>41036603
This tbqhf

Only right answer and it sucks.
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>>41035422
Yeah if anything you get sued for not abiding by the law. I don't think you understand the situation. The airline did what was in their rights and the man who wouldn't get off the plane was basically trespassing and refusing to comply with air marshals. What the fuck would your case be?
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>>41036790
sure, in the same way that health insurance is a scam because if everyone got sick at once they couldn't afford it, and banks are a scam because they don't have enough cash for everyone with an account to withdraw their money at the same time, and ticket sales, and hotels, almost any major company that does business online, takeout pizza, it's pretty much just the way capitalism works. The issue isn't that you overbook, it's the way you treat your customers if you can't fulfill your end of the contract.
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>>41036583
im not that guy but how don't you get it? you don't own the fucking seat because you gave them money. you don't even understand the transaction for the ticket and what you are even purchasing. jesus fucking christ. its the airlines private property and they can remove you at any moment they want to even if they were not overbooked.
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>>41036928

Maybe cause they bumped 4 people off so those small dicked airplane cop chucklefucks could fly yet the doctor gets bruised up. Also why their stock just dropped a billion. Fuck the ceo and corporations that think they're almighty
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>>41036959
ok so youre just an angry teenager who doesnt understand how the world works and is just mad at authority being expressed because youre a beta ass bitch, got it

the air marshals dont even fucking fly. and their stock dropped because of people like you that never bothered to understand how things work
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>>41036948
>sure, in the same way that health insurance is a scam because if everyone got sick at once they couldn't afford it
Paying for health insurance =/= paying to get sick. Everyone who buys an airline ticket expects an airline seat.
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>>41036993
>Defending air marshals
Lol cuz they totally stopped terrorist attacks from happening again. WAKE UP ITS ALL A POWER PLAY TO DOMESTICATE THE FLOCK.
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>>41027885
i would just loudly say i am a jew and this this is anti-semitic harassment, that my people shouldn't be treated like this, don't they know how we were treated badly on transport before! they should be ashamed of hurting a jew.

i wouldn't fight any of them, i'd just take punches and $$$$$
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>>41036993

No I'm just an adult examiner that knows human deceny and social class. It looks like united is run by white trash and the shitstorm coming down the pipe to bite them in the ass is well deserved. They couldn't let that one employee catch another flight? Those wannabe pigs should all be fired for disregarding his safety while dragging him out without even lifting the arm rest

Bad pr actually matters in the face of stockholders dropping United like a pile of dung
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>>41036793
>be on board plane
>pretty big guy, most people don't pick fights
>I've been randomly selected to leave the plane no hint of compensation
>say no and don't leave
>they taze me because too scared to fight
>only hit tris
>lmao dyel
>stay seated because cardio has allowed me to manage mild cardiac arrhythmia with out dying (inb5 kills gains)
>they bring out more tasers
>oh shit more than my OTM
>wake up in hospital
>sue for excessive force
>get free plane rides forever
>become friends with air marshals
>this is my time
>eat nothing but alcohol taco bell and whey for weeks
>hold in all gas and shits as long as possible
>board plane with toxic levels of methane
>no anal cavity search because white
>wait for plane to take off
>approaching cruising altitude
>my time is now
>stand up
>I straddle the aisle and unbutton the butt-flap on my onesie pajamas
>at 39,000 feet I release my revenge
>people begin screaming as the brown torrent escapes me
>weeks buildup of putrid shit evacuates my bowels
>smell is worse than a rotting carcass
>YoureTrappedInHereWithMe.jpg
>everyone's puking from the smell now
>marshal "friends" incapacitated
>can't handle the stench
>as the smell reaches the cock pit the pilots begin to vomit
>lose control of plane
>this was all a part of my plan
>I'm crashing this plane with no survivors
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>>41037016
no shit you're not paying to get sick, you're paying to get reimbursed if you have to go to the hospital.
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>>41037066
TOP KEK
>BEST IN SHOW
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>>41037088
>still missing the point
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>>41027885
I would conduct myself like a gentleman and calmly get up and follow them out
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>>41036793
They say "random" but they also refuse to reveal the exact process they used to generate that random selection. It's obviously bullshit.
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>>41037141
the point is that most companies enter more contracts than they'll be able to fulfil, with the understanding that they won't be likely to have to fulfil all of them

you big ol dumb dumb
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>>41037061
>adult examiner
>knows human deceny and social class
>united is run by white trash
>disregarding his safety
you just really don't understand how the world works or this situation at all

>>41037023
xd
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>>41037213
xd?
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>>41029004
"Put me armor on!"
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>>41037200
>won't be likely to have to let people occupy the seat they paid to sit in
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Cucks in here defending the airline. Top kek, you fuckers do everything you're told even when you don't want to do it?

I don't know about you but I stand up for myself.
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>>41037151

cuck
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>>41037161

I read somewhere that it was based on how much was paid for the ticket, frequent flyer status, etc. Basically ensuring they didn't boot anyone who was making them money.
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>>41030042

He was 100% braindamaged.

He was completely unconscious from a major head injury. Hopefully he will be able to recover eventually but life isn't a movie. If you are knocked unconscious for more than a few seconds you got serious brain damage.

I hope he reams united for hundreds of millions and he launches a campaign that tanks their stock and gets the entire board replaced.
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>>41037327
That's the speculation. United refuses to reveal their "random" selection process, so it's probably something along those lines. Point is, they keep repeating "random" in hopes of equating it with "fair" but that's complete bullshit.
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>>41037304
....they aren't. That's literally how overbooking works.
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>>41037344
But they just robbed the world of an honest doctor. It's a net loss for humanity no matter what.
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>>41037380

You're a fucking moron.
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>>41029549
>>41029533
>I have never met med students or doctors: the post
consider never posting again
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>>41037404
>reee
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>>41037473
who are you quoting?
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>>41037489
dude if overbooking is such a scam just fly an airline that doesn't have an overbooking policy, dumbass
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>>41036901
This is the most stupid shit I've read today, well done sir.
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>>41037548
>traveling in a plane you don't own
never
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>>41037551
he's right though

United offered the guy a reimbursement for his ticket, as well as paying for room and board until another flight could be rescheduled for him. They need to get their own people on flights you know, and sometimes complications mean people have to get off. Shit like doctors and stewardesses and marshalls need to get on the plane more than Random Joe
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>>41036487
You're on the wrong site with your race baiting shit retard. Three other, non-chink people were selected and they didn't cause any issues.
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>>41037582
>Shit like doctors and stewardesses and marshalls need to get on the plane more than Random Joe
the doctor was kicked off of the plane
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>>41037582
HE WAS A DOCTOR.
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>>41027885
>infinite
>small corridor so numbers really dont matter, only 2 or 3 can get a hand on you if they surround you
>buckle self in as tight as possible
>lean forward in a sort of fetal position making it harder to grab and pull up on my body
>this would protect the belt keeping me in place
>they realize trying to pull me out is useless and pull out tasers
>flex
>begin to yell CMON IM A MUTANT repeatedly as the taser prongs deflect off of me
>tfw they pull a gun out
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>>41036901
Not after they've already given you the plate. Sure, "sorry sir, turns out we're all out of fish, here's your money back," that's fine, but not "sure here's your fish. Actually you know what, our employee didn't get his lunch break, so I'm just gonna go ahead and take that back." Fuck that noise.

>>41037582
>They need to get their own people on flights you know
And they should organise that in a way that doesn't necessitate dragging people off the plane after it's already fully boarded.

>Shit like doctors and stewardesses and marshalls need to get on the plane more than Random Joe
The guy dragged off WAS a fucking doctor.
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>>41037622
like this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gH0yH3_uspM
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>>41037607

We don't know they were non-chinks. In fact, I read that the third person asked to leave was the man's wife, presumably chink.

I mean yeah, I highly doubt race was a factor, but hell I'd play the race card too in that position, and dude's got China backing him up.
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>>41037655
a fucking sasquatch
>>
fucking faggot loser wants to go back to work and do nerd doctor shit instead of extending his vacation FOR FREE and fucking his chink wife on a bed of cake and free food until their new plane arrives
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>>41037680
The Tom Platz of abs is immune to electricity.
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>>41029533
You don't notice it when you meet them professionally, but the number of absolute retards that I knew in college that went on to become MDs is astounding.
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>>41037609
>>41037616
>>41037634
Their people, meaning people that matter more than the average person on the flight. This includes doctors, but it's THEIR doctors first of all, and second of all can include other personnel. This is a knee-jerk emotional reaction to a reasonable response from the airline company based on their policies. They were entirely within their right to forcibly remove the dumbass from the plane after he refused to give up his seat, which he was required to do.

If that doesn't sit right with you, then don't fly United. Hell, organize a boycott until they change their policy. But don't sit on 4chan complaining about some fucking retard that deserved to get his face bashed in getting his face smashed in. Like what are you faggots even complaining about? That the guy got roughed up in the process of being forcibly removed after he refused to get off after he was asked nicely? That United has policies which are designed to make them the most money but occasionally inconvenience people for a day or so?
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>>41038551
>implying any of this matters to anyone personally and we're not just shit-posting
I don't fly and couldn't give a shit about someones policies for their private business, As an owner I would prefer my people get their shit together as to avoid situations like this so nobody gets pissy and decides to boycott my shit.
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>>41027885
All of them, start a fire on board.
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>>41038551
Lol that wall of triggered text.
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>>41036958
No shit man im not taking the seat with me when I get off the plane but i payed for a fucking service to fly at a certain time to a certain location thats what i fucking bought, thats what a plane ticket is. The fact that they failed to deliver on what you payed for is their fault. They should be sued for the losses to his busines and all the damages that were caused by the incident.
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>>41037385
He's still a doctor lol
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>>41038551
Have you seen the hit to their stock market value and the PR fallout from this fuck up?

They beat up an asian doctor dragged him off of the plane and gave him full fucking braindamage.

There is no fixing this. That's like...in terms of risk factor...beating up a little old lady or kid. I know it sounds a bit racist but it's true.
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>>41029082

everyone must think you're the edgiest kid in the 6th grade
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>>41037066
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>>41037344
>>41030042
??

He bashed his head because he's fucking fighting removal

He won't win anything

Everything there was 100% legal
>>
>All these anons cucked so hard they'd just lube up their assholes so corporate america can fuck them easier

I hate to say it, but some of you aren't gonna make it.
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>>41039005
It was the Chicago PD that did that, not United. United called the cops on the dumbass because he was breaking the law. Sure, this is bad for United, but I'll maintain that it's purely an emotional knee jerk reaction from people that don't know anything and are pissed about dumb shit, shit they have no right be pissed about because they're usually retards that don't know anything.
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>>41039363
no, you're just an SJW cuck that doesn't respect the law or the natural order of things.
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>>41039425
I think its just women and beta males
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>>41039539
It's not just women and beta males, it's retards with half baked political philosophies that are woefully under-equipped to give political commentary throwing in their two cents

see >>41039363
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>>41039425
>It was the Chicago PD that did that, not United. United called the cops on the dumbass because he was breaking the law.


What 'law' did he break?

If anything he broke his voluntary contract with United.
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>>41039425
Except he wasn't breaking the law. United was breaking the law.
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>>41039223
He was passively resisting, he wasn't "fighting" shit, the marshals were never in any danger of being harmed. They used textbook excessive force, escalating the violence unnecessarily. They fucked
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>>41039443
>the natural order of things
>getting your head based in by (((security))) is totally fine and natural
commies pls leave
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>>41027885
id be sitting so i would be completely fucked if i tried it

you see, if they confront a old lady, they chill, when they confront me they go full killer mode if i try anything
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>>41039571
you're right, it would probably be more accurate to say that. You could make the argument he was disturbing the peace though.

>>41039573
No they weren't.
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>>41039604
you're using words that I don't think you know the meaning to.
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>>41028246
nice
>>
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>>41029004
this guys read enders game
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>>41039596
how are you supposed to get someone off of an airplane that won't comply?
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>>41039703
back to the gulag with you. don't make me call the gymstaffel
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>>41039746
Humans aren't just bricks of sacks of meat, you can reason with them. Sometimes you're wrong, too, and have to accept that. In this case it was absurd that they just man-handled this dude in the way they did.
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>>41039746
>how are you supposed to get someone off of an airplane that won't comply?

Before even asking that question you have to have a legitimate reason for requiring someone to get off the plane.

"Comply" requires legitimate standing to issue any kind of order.

Calling in the cops to utilize violence without legitimate standing is going to get United in trouble, probably. It doesn't get cops in trouble, but that's a different topic.
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>>41039824
it's their plane silly
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Guy who assaults the old chinese dude isn't white..what a surprise there
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>>41039425
He was not breaking any fucking law. United broke the law and Chicago PD, meaning the city of fucking Chicago also helped them break the law.

That little Asian nigga is going to sue both United and the fucking city of Chicago into the ground and see those assholes who fucked him up booted off of the force.

You think I'm bullshitting? The police are already in hot water with literally every fucking demographic. The press is going to have a fucking field day and joe and jane public are going to not just think twice but fucking THRICE about going to united and instead take the train or the bus.
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>>41039844
>it's their plane silly

And they have contractual obligations to their customers, specifically spelled out.

They had no legitimate reason to use force against this passenger.

Unless you think that "It's my bus, so get to the back of it nigger," is valid because 'It's their bus, silly."
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>>41039894
>go into coffee shop
>manager says leave
>you refuse

>go into plane
>pilot says leave
>you refuse

what's the difference here?
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>>41039690
>You could make the argument he was disturbing the peace though.

No you can't.
Resisting an unlawful action is not disturbing the peace. It's like an attempted murder victim being placed under arrest for screaming too loudly while he was being stabbed nearly to death.
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>>41039894
>That little Asian nigga is going to sue both United and the fucking city of Chicago into the ground and see those assholes who fucked him up booted off of the force.
>You think I'm bullshitting? The police are already in hot water with literally every fucking demographic. The press is going to have a fucking field day and joe and jane public


I notice that today all the news outlets are now pushing 'Asian passenger', whereas before it was just 'passenger'.
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>>41039921
>>go into coffee shop
>>manager says leave
>>you refuse
>>go into plane
>>pilot says leave
>>you refuse
>what's the difference here?

Are you retarded?

No? Then don't ask retarded questions.
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>>41039910
the possibility of being bumped from a plane is printed on the ticket or in the terms for everyone who boards the plane
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>>41039945
ok thanks for answering
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>>41039921
One bought a ticket and was seated. That says that he has a right to be there. It's a contract of service that they have no choice but to follow. The only way they can get out of this is if that person breaks the terms of the contract or he decides he doesn't want to be in that contract and breaks it himself. He did neither.

The other is simply someone that wondered onto their private property and they have no obligation to serve them and can ask them to leave.
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>>41039892
What color is he then? Cause the guy in the pic looks very white.
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>>41036115
Airlines can refuse boarding. but once your on it has to be extreme circumstances to remove you. Not because they fucked up and wanted their employees on the plain. Their at fault, gon get sued.
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>>41039971
>UA shall have the right to refuse to transport or shall have the right to remove from the aircraft at any point, any Passenger.

Literally read the contract.

What UA did was shitty morally but they didn't break any law and had the right to remove passengers from the plane as long as they were offered reimbursement.
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>>41039947
Yeah. Before they get on the plane and are seated.

He was on the plane. Seated and being a cool peaceful dude.

They decided to eject him so one of their employees could get on and called the cops who escalated to a full on assault.
They committed an unlawful act an in the process and innocent man was permanently injured.
They are fucked.
Everyone is fucked.
United.
The city of Chicago
Those cops.
He is going to get fucking paid.
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>>41040026
Being offered does not mean that he has to accept it.
He can refuse it and they legally can not do a single solitary goddamned thing.
They have to fucking fulfill their fucking contract.
And he was already on the fucking plane and seated.

They don't have a single goddamned leg to stand on here.
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>>41039971
every ticket includes the possibility that you can be bumped from the plane. You agree to this when you buy the ticket. (whether this is a good policy or not is a different story). Guy got bumped, and threw a fit, cops came and he resisted.

what I'm saying is that it's no different than a guy who goes into a coffee shop, buys a coffee, sits down and then starts acting up. It's the same thing that happened to this guy.

*I think the airline's policy is retarded, but if you don't want to follow it then don't buy a ticket.
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>>41039985
Look at the vid >>41030023 he's clearly black
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>>41040059
yep, you're retarded.
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>>41040034
where on the contract do you see it says that once you are seated that you cannot be removed?

point it out to me faggot.

oh that's right, you are just making shit up.
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>>41040066
That shit doesn't fucking matter. He threw a fit because they were trying to illegally eject a guy who was sitting there minding his own business because they didn't want to make the room for one of their own people on another goddamned plane. Simple as.
It's actually fucking illegal.
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>>41040034
you don't fly much, do you?
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>>41040059
>They don't have a single goddamned leg to stand on here.

From a PR standpoint youre absolutely correct. But legally the passenger agreed to this before flight (perhaps not being dragged off so brutally and humiliatingly, not really sure about this as UA's contract doesnt really talk about means of removal).

>If UA’s offer of compensation pursuant to the above provisions is not accepted, UA’s liability is limited to actual damages proved not to exceed 1350 USD per Ticketed Passenger as a result of UA’s failure to provide the Passenger with confirmed reserved space. Passenger will be responsible for providing documentation of all actual damages claimed. UA shall not be liable for any punitive, consequential or special damages arising out of or in connection with UA’s failure to provide the Passenger with confirmed reserved space.
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>>41040167
what law did they break?
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>>41029408
that's why asian ppl are smarter, not only will his ticket be refunded (it must be by law in the case of overbooking) he also drew the foul and will go to the line for a big ass settlement.
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>>41040072
Oh yeah.
Didn't see the white guy or is the white guy not included because you can't spin this into EBUL NIGGERS DID IT WE WHITES DINDU NUFFIN!

A shakey cameravideo of a black and white guy gangbanging some asian. If I had a nickle for everytime someone on 4chan posted a link to something like that...
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>>41040167
>the terms of the contract don't matter
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>>41039824
I want you off my plane is a legitimate reason, while it is a shitty thing to break their agreement so close to the execution the money can be returned and they offered compensation.

Security did escalate the violence unnecessarily though and those employees should be and probably are being punished.
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>>41040192
>Yfw he's just flopping like LeBron
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>>41036565
I don't see the problem
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>>41040169
Yes.
I was so bored I decided to take a pain killer to chill out.
It wasn't an oxy. It was a flinstone vitamin. Vitamin X to be precise.
I'm not allowed within 15 feet of stewardesses anymore.
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I'd let them punch me in the face for the settlement he's going to get.
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>>41040355
I predict 0 settlement
You have no right to be on a plane
And when you refuse to leave, you will be physically removed
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>>41040423
Then hand cuff him and carry him like potato bags
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>>41040423
he'll get a settlement not because he was in the right, but because united wants this to all go away
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>>41036901
>Just because you gave a private corporation money doesn't mean you get whatever the fuck you want. Private companies should always have the right to refuse service.
>Corporations should be allowed to screw people over whenever they please
t. Retarded Ancap

Let's make this simple: If you pay for a product or service, and you do not receive said product or service or a refund, then they have stolen from you. If that restaurant takes your money but then says "Sorry we gave your food to the manager instead, now fuck off," then they have stolen from you. An airline is a bit more complicated, since the service you paid for is a flight on a specific day at a specific time. So if they can't provide that, then they have not held up their end of the deal and should provide extra compensation.
I really don't understand why anyone would defend massive corporations fucking people over just because they can.
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>>41040452
yes thats what happens when you are asked to leave & refuse
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>>41036928
>>41035502
>>41029408

That's right, bootlickers, lick those boots nice and shiny and clean. Just work that tongue, keep your mouth shut except for licking time, and everything will be okay. You're a good bitch. You follow the rules like a good bitch. This is your privilege.

You're not a man, you're a woman. The authority's woman. Now roll over on your stomach and let daddy authority fill your stomach up with thick, creamy sticky security
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>>41040562
>being hand cuffed requires being punched in the face
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>>41040577
>Nigger detected.
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>>41040598
He wasn't punched in the face.. he was struggling & resisting removal, which ended up with him hitting his head on the armrest
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>>41037066
Holy fuck KEK
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>>41040614

>loose boipussy detected
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>>41031954
JIDF pls go
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>>41034439
He sounds black
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>>41035854
Amazing.
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>>41035451
You some kinda cuck, anon?
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ITT:

>People who unironically thinks it's okay to smash an old Asian guys head in, because he won't get up from an airplane seat.
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>>41041211
4chan always has to be contrarian.
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>>41029004
Slip out knife and cut the belt, keep it around your arms all you want, you're coming with me.
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>>41027885
enjoy the 800 they would give and get the next flight 2 hours later

this whole thing was a farce and the chink man shouldnt be paraded as a hero
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what even happened
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>>41041289
There are many videos on youtube.
Search united airline, it's the first thing.
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>>41041242
Better bring some talcum powder bitch because you ain't grabbing shit while I'm covered in baby oil.
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>>41041322
basically he got selected to be removed, didnt get wanna, and got whacked and now hes a hero
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>>41041342
He is not a hero.
United are just crooks.

Also, they have no right to throw him off, multiple lawyers itt already made that clear.

Why do you people want corporations to fuck you in the ass?
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>>41041269
>paraded as a hero
Who is doing this? The guy is incidental to the situation and nobody is talking about him they're discussing whether companies can or should be able to take back their goods for any reason, and if not where the limit should be, and whether you should resist or comply if you're on the other dude if the dilemma
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>>41041371
idk man /pol is just a bunch of bootlickers
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>all the complying cucks ITT

If there is a law that says he must leave the plane, cite it. If it is in the terms and conditions of the ticket contract, cite it. If it is in the contract but the amount isn't specified, begin negotiating. If they threaten to remove you by force tell them the officers that is coercion a crime, are they willingly going to let security commit a crime in the middle of negotiation? Tell the officer the only way you'll leave the plane is once I've agreed to the remuneration offered and that if I leave before that it is under protest and duress. If they lay a hand on you tell them you're a peaceful human being and and they're committing assault. If they drag you remind them it's under protest and duress. Get home, sue the shit out of the airline for breach of contract, coercion, assault anything else you can think of. Sue the police force for assisted assault and coercion.

The law isn't that complicated. Unless you're harming or threatening to harm someone nobody can do anything to you without a contract saying they have that right.
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>>41028807
i'd argue the opposite

sometimes they look for the biggest or near biggest dude in the place just to humiliate them

TSA agents are fucking notorious for power tripping
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>>41039921
>go into coffee shop
>buy coffee
>manager says they didn't make enough coffee. Asks you to volunteer to give the coffee you paid for back to an employee who wants to drink the coffee
>you refuse
>police officer stationed in the coffee shop assaults you, injures you, takes your coffee and drags you out of the shop without a hint of compensation
"yeah, I can see how this business practice is considered normal and fair" - no one who has ever had a functioning brain.
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>>41042659
That wasn't TSA, but you are correct on your assessment of them.
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