how do i develop social skills? im a pretty fun guy with my friends

acting classes, best way

stop being a NEET

>>41025074
what to do then?

>>41025101
Get a jerb.

>>41025037
you learn to bla bla by doing bla bla and observing how others do it, its just like fucking, any other skill
>>41025058
you mean they cant tell if youre being fake or is this some shit about having it all in the muscle memory ??

ill tell you how i did it and you can see if this works for you.

read the book: "how to win friends and influence people"
Then read "models" by marc manson

start talking to clerks, cashiers, whatever
then start talking to old people or other adults
then other guys your age
then ugly girls
then average
then cute
then hot

good luck

>>41025117
Then what?

>>41025131
Learn to socialize by talking ppl at said job when you get invited out by co-workers you've figured it out

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>>41025131
Keep doing that until you die from natural causes, killed, or suicide.

On the optimistic alternative: WW3 might be a reality.

Just something to think about.

>>41025037
Crash and burn is how.
nootropics help too:
phenibut, aniracetam, l-theanine, ashwaganda

getting a job is for fucking betas lad. get a skill and then do work through contracting

>>41025144
>tfw all my coworkers are 10+ years older and married
There goes my social gains

>>41025169
Yes, great idea to be dependent on drugs to be social baka

>>41025037
Read "How to win friends and influence people", then start practicing.

>>41025127
>this
OP, flirt with every cashier you see. they have to be nice to you and force a smile anyways and even if you're an autist and "you too/me too" they'll probably get a laugh because being a cashier is boring as hell.

>>41025058

*improv

>>41025258
>AKA how to be a beta cuck, the abridged version

>>41025074

no

>>41025037
Watch pranking videos all day. I'm not kidding

>>41025117
what if i cant get a job? what should i do then?

>>41025037
Tfw no qt moosefix gf to sit on my face.

>>41025188
this is a fairly spectrum way to describe it but imagine them as low experience mobs you have to grind a lot of to level up

>>41025287
>flirting with cashiers
everybody thinks you're a creep

>>41025037
thats pretty normal anon.

>>41025808
if you know what you're doing there isn't a fine line between being flirty and creepy

This is unknown on this board

>>41025707
How do I get a gf like this anon I want a fit wife to make me protein shakes while I'm in bed getting my melatonin

>>41025836
i want a gf though
i want sex

>>41025838
how to not seem like a creep? no idea how to flirt too

>>41025037
Learn by doing, and thinking hard about what you did and what you're going to do BETWEEN AND NOT DURING regular, robust bouts of doing.

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>>41025037
>Read proverbs in the bible
>Accept Jesus into your heart
>Pray for help to develop social skills
>Try to be a good person to people
I made more social skills progress in a few months than I did in a couple years by doing this.

Well, how do you develop any particular muscle in your body? You go and you practice it. Practice talking to people. You might feel out of place at first. You might feel awkward, and you might fall flat on your face in conversation. If you fuck up, learn what not to do from your mistake and try again.

>>41025037
Fuck this thread, post more pics of that girl, OP.

>>41028137
i wont because you insulted my thread which is a pretty good one for self improvement
which is what this board needs instead of crying about how chad steals their women

>>41028156
>self improvement

Fuck you, OP, you're a faggot.

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>>41028176
dont make me hurt you

>>41028237
I don't want to search your image with google, so please post pics of that girl.

>>41025127
>talk to old people before people your age that you can relate to
>start talking to girls you don't like before girls you like

don't listen to this drivel, just try to talk to anyone who you might have something in common to talk about, if an conversation is appropriate

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>>41028270
ok sure

Today i got a well paid job working with some cuties and cool guys, i...i think i made it guys, i am going to cross the fingers.

Was considering suicide two days ago and luck strucked out of nothing.

>>41025357
>babbys first memes: the post

>>41028137
moosefix.tumblr.com

>>41025158
Lil kimmy is about to get fucked by china and the US and we might see nukes genuinely fly

im ready

>>41025118
if you're a good actor, it'll be harder to find out you're being fake
either way, no one will know if it's the first time you're meeting someone

>>41025838
if we are in this thread i think thats a testament that we do not know what we are doing

>>41028388
whats the job

>>41025037
Best advice I've had is to listen to what they are saying don't go through all the things you could say just listen and if you don't know much about what they are saying tell them and get them to explain it people love explaining their interests. And when you feel like the conversation is ending add in something you have done that is related to what they were talking about.

>>41029170
how do i approach a girl though?

>>41025701
An Hero before it gets any worse.

>>41029237
i study in uni and its a vacation atm and i dont feel like getting a job thats all

>>41025258
stop recommending this book

it's a syntax for how to be an annoying beta faggot pathetically attempting to emulate psychopathy

in fact the abridged title is "how to be an annoying beta faggot and pathetically attempt to emulate psychopaths"

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>>41028084
Years ago I would have called BS, but this worked for me too...

>>41028453
>moosefix.tumblr.com
>top 10 lgbt films
Dropped