>ctrl+f >fph >0 results Sup /fit/ woke up around 6

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>>41013564

>>41013564
What was that supposed to convey to begin with?

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>>41013577

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>>41013589
http://beautifuldecay.com/2015/02/23/sticky-situation-blake-littles-honey-covered-models-look-frozen-amber/

>>41013618
So nothing. The photographer is just a hack and thought it looked cool.

>>41013675
Isn't that most "art" in the 21st century?

>>41013689
I hate this century so much.

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>>41013718
Me too

>>41013735
>4000 cals as maintenance
Wee lads

>>41013735
Why does she need to maintain

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These threads aways just turn into talking about that one show about fat people, which gets boring after a while. Anyone got any good fat people stories?

>>41013618
>Blake Little
>Little
Kekerinioniosimosis

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Just saw this on fb, fattie got triggered
>A calorie for a woman is more than for a guy

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>>41013640
POP OFF, JAMES

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Anybody know what Based Jillian is up to these days?

>>41013640
So what exactly is going on in this picture? Like, medically, what's causing the color changes and blisters n shit?

>>41015437
we get the full dollar and they get the full calorie

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>>41015808
>our girl!!!

>>41013554
I've head this same problem the last months. If my head is parallell to the ground, no matter if lying down or turning my head backwards as i sat or stood, the world would start spinning. Disappeared and then later reappeared after two weeks. You'll learn to live with it.

>>41015885
Underrated

>>41013554
Had the same problem last year. Try crushing/pressing ginger, and drinking it in some hot water (kinda like a rigged up ginger tea). This got ride of it for months for me. Ginger helps ALOT with vertigo. I have to knock back a few of these home made ginger teas every 6 or 7 months.

Went to the doc about it several times and the consensus is that I have REALLY shitty sinus cavities that fill with fluid easily. That, and I need to wear my glasses more often.

>>41013554
STEVEN I HAVEN'T EATEN SINCE 6 O CLOCK CAN I HAVE A PIECE

>>41013554
where can I watch it?

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>>41015886
JoJo has proven that guys have no problem with thick-lipped fuckable men

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>>41013554
Ate a whole can of pringels this evening, couldn't puke because i took meds beforehand. God i hate myself so much. My friends say a BMI of 28 is acceptable and i look like a BMI 22, but i think i'm disgusting, even with my muscles.
Thanks for keeping us fatties strong!

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>>41016002
I mean I'm kind of a fag so I don't represent every guy, but yeah, twinks are great.

>>41016249
holy fuck, how the fuck do you just decide to go out like that?

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>>41016298
Welcome to the wonderful world of white trash.

>>41015927
Yeah I had the issue once when I was 17, woke up and the entire room was spinning and it lasted all day. Haven't had that in about 12 years but it always scared the shit out of me that it would happen again and it finally did. Not as bad this time, probably because i took Dramamine as soon as I realized what was happening, but I've been in bed all day. I feel disgusted with myself just watching tv and eating every few hours. Was wanting to walk my doggos and hit the gym today.

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>>41015845
Im pretty sure that the amount of excess nutrients and elevated glucose in the blood causes bacteria and other fungus to thrive on the extra fuel the body doesnt use.

>>41016325

I remember that people of walmart website. It was a goldmine for shit like this. However, is this actually really common in America? Here in the Netherlands I almost never see shit like this.

>>41015985
No

>>41013554
>using ctrl+f instead of the catalog or search function.

There already is a FPH retard but the anon name it wrong like a retard.

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>fph

You better stop this I'm warning you. Making fun of people is like black people, you are being racist. Fatness is a genetic issue you can't control, not a "thermodynamic" one like the bully bullshit Chads here spout to justify their bullying.

This is ZUN. He drink 8 cans of lager 7 days a week and eats a large amount. Also admits not doing exercise. But he is as thin as a fiddle. If your "calorie in calorie out" pseudo-physics is right, it should not be possible for him to be so thin. But he is.

And this is physics, you can't say the exception doesn't prove the rule because physics is homogenouse. Metabolism and genetics are destiny, so you better stop the hating. Some of us are fat just like some a re black, doesn't give you the right to be racist toward fat people.

>>41016369
Depends where you live. Stuff like that pic are almost exclusively from the southern states, which are filled with the poor and uneducated.

>>41015886
>the goblin king

God fucking dammit some dumb ass bitch took Labrynth and tried to make it into a shitty romance when it was already a great romance. This shits on David Bowie's memory.

Old roommate story

>be me early 20s living with two other roommates
>buy an 18 pack of oatmeal cream pies for everyone
>me and one roommate eat maybe two or three the all together the first day
>other fat roommate discovers them later that day
>go to grab one the next afternoon and there and three left
>fat roommate ate like 12 in one night
>take the rest to my room and leave the box on the table
>fat roommate wakes up and later and goes to eat one
>he discovers that the box is empty and gets mad that they are all gone

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>>41015845
Massive amounts of weeping edema due to the fat just killing venous return

>>41016682
Is it itchy? It looks itchy.

>>41013735
>>41013935
>>41014366
Gotta maintain that mad bulk.

>>41016325
that just looks like pregnant white trash.

>>41016783
It can itch, burn, and ache unfortunately due to decreased venous return along with most people who are that big they experience diabetic neuropathy and can't feel a hell of a lot, which poses more risks than solves.

>>41016682
i want to take a cheese shredder and clean that off...

>>41016802
>they experience diabetic neuropathy and can't feel a hell of a lot

Just physically or is diabetic neuropathy good solution to chronic depression?

>>41014367
OC from a former Paramedic, worked in LA and OC, CA.

>On duty, shift is nearly over
>Been in the captain's seat for a couple hours, napping and shitposting on /r9k/, the usual
>Receive call from dispatch to go to residence several miles away of bariatric (turbofat) PT for transportation to hospital
>Dispatch advises that PT was complaining of chest pain and difficulty breathing
>Look at map, realize there are two other units closer to the location, call dispatch to verify
>Dispatch acknowledges, tells us to go anyway (THIS WAS A RED FLAG)
>Review visit logs for this residence in past three months
>Four visits for BLS and transportation, two for ALS (THIS WAS ANOTHER RED FLAG)
>Arrive on scene, partner and I stretch out and prepare for the worst
>Do some squats in preparation for what is to come
>knock on door
>no response
>knock louder
>no response
>pound on door with maglite (we all carried them to fend off homeless people and crackheads that are endemic to LA and OC)
>Indeterminate gender bellows from inside residence to enter
>We attempt to enter, door is wedged shut with dozens of garbage bags
>Kick door open, partner and I slowly push it far enough forward so I can crawl over the garbage bags
>crawl over hundreds of pounds of rotting garbage to enter residence, intense stench of cat piss and fecal matter assaults me
>Regret_life_choices.jpeg
>Demand partner give me ventilator mask
>Take mask, put it on, begin dragging garbage away from door and heaving it into adjacent room
>Partner is inside moments later, gags, then puts on own ventilator
>Call out for PT by name on call log, and begin walking through house
>More indecipherable bellowing leads us to a bedroom

cont. in next section

>>41016682
im triggered my moms legs used to look like that and i had to clean and lotion them

>>41017059
im still waiting faggot

>>41017229
oh mommy oh yes
please let me clean your legs
uguu its so sexy
im so hard mommy
please let me cum on your sexy legs mommy

>>41017059
Waiting eagerly.

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>>41017059
cont. from above

>Partner and I enter bedroom, immediately spot PT
>Morbidly obese (300+ lbs. just looking at her)
>Verbally confirm ID, receive unintelligible bellow in response
>PT is sitting upright on blue beanbag, same color as dress, middle of beanbag has huge brown stain
>Realize with mounting horror she is the beanbag
>Revise weight estimate to 425-450 lbs.
>Partner has saucer-sized eyes above mask, has never seen something like this before
>Assess airway, give her O2 and notify dispatch we are talking to PT, request bariatric unit
>PT has 30" biceps ('mirin), cannot take blood pressure normally, forced to take forearm approach
>BP is 175/115, nearly lethal levels, shit pants and give nitroglycerine tablets to PT
>On-duty doc has been woken up at dispatch, now on the line with us
>Heart rate is 115 a minute, ask PT if this is frequent
>"Only when I smoke up some glass"
>Sudden realization the cat piss smell is not cat piss, but meth
>PT, who is morbidly obese and on blood pressure and arrhythmia medication, frequently smokes meth
>But_why.gif
>Backup has arrived, along with bariatric unit
>Praise Jesus

Pass It off to them. We got her loaded into the unit, but it took another 30 minutes. She also had a dead rat inside one of her fat rolls, and her advanced diabetes means she eventually had to get her left foot amputated.

I have to go walk my dog, just thinking about her gives me shivers.

>>41016860
Kek just physically it can cause blindness, kidney failure, peripheral vascular disease, and a whole bunch of other shit

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>>41013554

>>41017385
it was exactly like that

>>41017229
this isn't the mom fantasy I like
:c

>>41015808
Jillian makes me want to transition to a woman so I could be with her

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Watching the new Steven episode. Look at this scene. Really emphasizes what a sad lonely fucked up NEET he is. He drew pictures of girls and in his drug (or pizza) fueled rage he ripped them up. That shits still on the wall after he "cleaned up" cuz a fucking psychiatrist was coming.

I bet he's posting on /r9k/ right now.

>>41017639
Steven is a psychology case-study wet dream.

Narcissism
Histrionic Personality
Borderline
Sociopath
Self-mutilation
Super Morbid obesity
Drug addict

Anyone got a link to part 2?

>>41016682
i wanna take a knife and scrape that shit off

>>41013577
KEK

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Tbh seeing obese women like this try to be sexy makes me gag. No one wants to look at your disgusting flabby body, except fat enthusiasts

>>41015808
I presume she's raising shitlord children with her cute wife and having lots of lesbian sex. She's living my dream.

>this is your brain on fat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yijsqgbnd0

>>41015808
what show?

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>>41013735
>Denmark- is fatphobic, lego is hard for fat children to with
lol

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>>41015437
>They have hormonal issues because they're fat
>They can't lose weight because of the hormonal issues.

>>41013589
Art.

>>41016653
this gif is ruined once you realize he fell off on purpose to call a wahmbulance so he could get more pillz

>>41014367
>Waiting tables today
>Notice chubby fat guy sitting in my section across from a total hamplanet.
>babyfaceneedstoshave.jpg
>Greet him first and get his order.
>Turn to Jabba and notice some of the worst teeth I've seen in years.
>Like a piano but more spaced out
>Thin greasy hair and bright pink makeup
>They both order two full meals
>Fast forward to them tasting their fries
>They both put sugar on their fucking fries. God damn.
>MFW Babyface keeps giving me a mixture of puppy dog eyes and a hungry smile
>Feel uncomfortable and avoid that table
He ended up tipping me $10 and asking for my number.
>SorryI'mSeeingSomeoneOhGodPleaseLeave

Terrible story and I'm shit at greentext but you wanted OC. There you go. Now to go watch Alien.

>>41016385
>8 cans of lager
So around 1400 cal.
>eats a large amount
Define large amount, and if what?
He could still hit his tdee pretty easily.
1/10 made me reply

>>41015845
He's Fat

>>41016369
depends on the state. in states with more blacks, the low-income whites start acting like africans

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posting this gem from the last thread

>>41017713
And its all on TV for the world to see...

Anyone know if they're doing a follow up? I mean. He's off the show now right? He's fucked? He's going to die fat?

I can't possibly see him getting any better. And if he doesn't I assume he'll die in the next couple years from his fat.

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This man needs to die.

His entire life at this point is downplaying his crippling disease and justifying his useless existence.

>>41019227
eternally relevant
https://youtu.be/oXhqmRYoR3k

Anyone else let down that Steven wasn't arrested for hitting up all those doctors for pain meds? I wanted to see his fatass crying while being handcuffed and carried away in an ambulance

>>41019097
did he died

>>41019367
He should be golf carted out onto a field and shot

>>41016783
>>41016856
>>41017807
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKDWRe-FzUo

>>41019515
And then her male model boyfriend, who just LOVES her curves, rides up on a stallion and whisks her and her daughter into the sunset while everyone clapped and Trump was immediately sentenced to lifetime imprisonment

>>41015979
Did she actually make that to describe herself
>Never Sexy
>Sometimes a slut
>Always a Victim

It fits most extreminist tumblr feminists like a glove

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>>41019456
>>41019158

His brother did an /ama/ and from what I know there's no part 3, he's still a manipulative ass, and he got kicked most likely but is very much alive. Wish there was some closure to see how low he fell in the end before he got kicked though.

www.reddit.com/r/My600lbLife/comments/63qq57/im_justin_assanti_ask_me_almost_anything

>>41019551
>Implying trump isn't just another lumpy sack of human garbage like the rest of the fatties

>>41017544
That man obviously has elephantiasis, he is fat aswell, but if I had elephantiasis I wouldn't be running on a treadmill either.

>>41016176
>at last i understand

>>41016325
>this is the master race

>>41019630
he doesn't have elephantiasis, he's just all fucked up from lymphedema from being super obese

>>41017524
>An obese methhead

Not something you hear about every day. Although, I wouldn't be surprised if this cow learned that diet pills were made with the stuff. Guess they thought they could lose weight easier just using the real thing.

>>41017524
How do you smoke meth and stay fat at the same time?

>>41017713
Link?

>>41016369
It's not all that common. I live in a part of Tennessee where the income for most people errs on the lower side, but I don't see shit like this very often at all. Plenty of shit parents and fat fucks everywhere you look, but that pic is not all that common, even around here where shit like meth use is huge.

>>41016369
You have gyppos, we have this.

>>41017437
>YAMEROOOOOOOOOO

>>41013735
>Need 4,000 calories to survive
>Eats a shit load of candy and carbs up the ass.

Lol man and I thought here in the US we had some delusional cows.

>>41018756
this makes me mad because fatties repeat shit they heard once without ever reading or trying to learn/improve themselves and then run it into the ground and make it seem like bullshit. Hormone problems and insulin resistance can make you fatter or keep you fat, and your body can reduce your tdee into the 1500~1800s (assuming american man) which results in feeling like shit and exhaustion.

But fatties are wrong about not being able to fix these problems because they are all results of their massive lack of self-control and constantly shoving their faces with diabetic foodstuffs until one day they die.

>>41019606
No I heard this was a photoshop. I've seen it 3 times now and I'm still baffled at what the original ordering of the phrase should be.

>>41016369
As others have said, it depends where you are. The dirty south is the fucking worst. But in general you see a shitload of trashy people at a walmart

>>41019608
I dont get how there wouldnt be a part 3. TLC literally cut that shit off not even in a good spot. At least let me know if he gets kicked out or some shit.

>>41019083
not even a nigger, but thats some denial. Fucking hicks in america are filth all on their own.

>>41019608

Did these two use to be 600lbs?

>>41019606
Its a good shop. The words on the right are swapped

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>>41018133
the biggest loser
I watch it every now and then since it's a good motivator for me, they have some good stories for those that succeed

>>41019686
There was something I read about how the poorer you are the unhealthy your eating habits are and the life expectancy is low vs those who live in higher income areas generally exercise and eat better.

>>41019848
It was from some slutwalk. Original wording was
>Sexy: always
>Slut: sometimes
>victim: never

>>41015437
>Calories in calories out
>Females have hormonal issues

Not this again, females always use "mah hormones" without any evidence and try to guilt everyone else for being honest about it. I have seen females bloat on their period but they do not make excuses like hormones for working out like these fat blobs.

Every human is created the same in the sense that if you eat like shit, pump yourself full of drugs and are sedentary you will die early and have far more issues later on. Hormones and gender have nothing to do with it.

>>41013554
Do not forget Adele this fucking whale gets fatter every year and has the worst repetitive music in history.

>>41016261
Best jojo is jonathan tho.

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>>41017524
>She also had a dead rat inside one of her fat rolls

>>41013735
>lego is hard for fat children to play with

But they have fat lego, right? Duplo.

>>41014367
I was waiting for the bus today, and an old decrepit man was the first in line. A fat heffalump of a middle aged woman was behind him. When the bus came, she apparently thought he didn't move fast enough and cut in line in front of him, the dirty cunt.

On the train, some other middle aged cunt (they all look middle age) that was 300 lb of rotting cottage cheese in a 150 lb bag spread itself and its bag over three seats, and proceeded to put on lipgloss, smiling to itself and looking very pleased with itself. I don't understand, lipgloss on a pig is a waste of resources.

>>41015927
>>41016331

Had the same problem, went to the doctor and it was diagnoesed, that something came loose in my inner ear. (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Benign_paroxysmal_positional_vertigo) The movements described in the article helped and after 2 weeks of doing them it hasn't comeback since 2 years

>>41017229
Should have put her out of her misery.

>>41017524
Just let it die.

>>41018756
They will not stop eating

>>41019989
>I will never stop stalking yoooouuuuuuuuu! (x15)

>>41019759
They learned with the bests

https://youtu.be/MnXKKBtI-8g

fat people cringe comp, enjoy

>>41016176
Don't puke you retard, just don't do it again.

>>41013735
you all got memed, this ain't real

>Mate of mine is gay
>25 and shredded as fuck even by /fit/ standards
>Introduces me to his boyfriend
>just assumed a similar sort of person
>Guy comes in on a fucking scooter
>Have to listen to long winded conversation about how they can't fuck because he's too fat

>>41015886
>Dark Needs at Night's Edge
>Dark Desires After Dusk
>Archangel's Storm

Would read to be honest famalams

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>>41021528
>they all look middle age
They are probablin their early 20s

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>>41019959
>you will die early
>and have far more issues later on

For the true fatass not even the grave brings peace

>>41019916
http://people.com/tv/biggest-loser-winner-rachel-frederickson-did-she-go-too-far/
The very gal you posted sparked a huge (pun basolutely intended) controversy over her weight loss.
Despite her trying to say that it's not anyone's concern and she's happy.

Any good documentaries about fat people? None of that American reality tv rubbish.

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>>41022000

>>41019916
>>41022299

She went from one eating disorder into another, not all that uncommon for fatties. She is also more underweight than it seems because she will have like 5lb excessive skin because she lost weight so fast.

>>41022408
>eating disorder
Citation fucking needed

my friend is very similar to him, and so am i. i didnt watch any of his show, nor do i want or even can, but my guts tell me the mental similarities are striking, besides the histrionic disorder

this guy IS 4chan in a lot of ways

i bet he actually does browse r9k. ive rarely been going there as of late

>>41019097
Thicc

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>>41022614

>>41022203
>when a fat woman is more dangerous than a reptile whose jaws can close at the speed of 70mph

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>>41017713
So he's basically someone who's been on Tumblr for 3 months?

>>41014367
I posted here a while ago but my old fat roommate drank a bottle if balsamic vinaigrette in a rage.
>come home from the gym
>house is a mess, bags of chips, and a ball of mozzarella cheese with a few bites in it, a bottle of the vinaigrette, and a dite Mt. Dew all near roomate
>he is playing SFV and sucking at it
>he keeps rage quiting
>keeps getting warnings about it
>gets fucking sent to ban hell
>face gets red starts talking about how 4 was better
>picks up drink chugs it then burps
>it was the vinaigrette
I told him and he acted like he did it on purpose. No remorse.

>>41022920
I don't know for sure, but I feel like that could kill you.

too bad it wasn't soy sauce

>>41022920
>chugging an entire bottle of vinaigrette
Impressive tbqh

>>41019046

Not to mention that skinny people either overestimate how much they actually eat, or they eat huge amounts of vegetables, which as we know contain no calories

>>41022408
>>41019916
I don't understand.
>"Wow baka fatties will never lose weight"
>she loses weight
>"EATING DISORDER ALERT. HOW MANY CALORIES DOES SHE EAT??? SHE'S CLEARLY UNDERWEIGHT"
What the fuck is wrong with people? She doesn't even look underweight, she's quite muscular. Do normies just hate seeing others succeed?

>>41016860
Is more that they lose feeling in their extremities, it's not so much an emotional thing

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>>41019227
don't worry

>>41022956
He got the runs for a few days.
His diet wasn't okay especially for a type 1 diabetic.
I've seen him eat
>a bowl if candy nerds with a spoon
>a 36 cut pizza
>3 protein shakes
>a 2 foot sub
>50 tastycakes in a weekend

>>41023100
Similarly, if you are fit and weigh less than an older woman's husband she will freak out.

> Wow anon 180lbs is very low for a man. Are you eating enough?

>>41019606
It's a high quality shop, presumably "always" and "never" are swapped

>>41023100
>She doesn't even look underweight
It doesn't matter what you think, she is underweight.

>>41022408
Youre a complete fucking moron

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>>41022000
>It's usually assumed that I'm lazy

>>41016369
Super common in red states. Coastal people take care of themselves / are responsible

>>41023493
Hahaha have you been to Cali? So many fat niggers, islanders, and mexicans. Swap *coastal for *rich and that statement is almost true

>>41022408
>>41022299

Jesus Christ she's only 5 lbs under the normal BMI range. You know your country is too fat when...

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>>41023529
Sometimes I forget how much of a faggot people are in these threads

>>41022000
Why are there so many strayan FAs?

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>>41022000
if you think I'm gonna sit through 29 mins of people being lazy cunts you gotta another thing coming

>>41023475
Her arms are eating her hands.

>>41023756
>Creatine: not even once
>>41023529
>>41023100
To be fair those forearms are quite scary, they are X-Ray tier and I don't think it's just that particular angle

>>41023100
On /fit/? No, no one ever wins. Too fat? Lose weight. Too thin? Now you just have a different eating disorder. Most everyone here has some version of body dysmorphia and they project it onto everyone else. You could look like Zyzz and you'd get shit on for it. Despite all this, this board is best board.

>>41023242
This. Especially southern grandmas. They'll try to force feed you

>>41019316
subscribed

>>41019097
GIGGAPUDDI

>>41016222
>>41016249

Just because you can, doesn't mean you should.

>>41023475
literally out of breath from standing up

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>>41022163
I used to date an obese chick. She really, REALLY wanted to ride me for some reason. She tried it once and almost bent my dick.

>>41016222
>>41016249
I remember when I was really young, I had a fat older step sister
For whatever god awful reason she thought it was a good idea to always squeeze herself into these leather pants that were two sizes too small so her stomach spilled out everywhere
Why do fat people do this...

>>41019551
>Hates fat people
>Supports orange piece of lard with a hair piece

>>41016325
>white master race

>>41024232
They think it accentuates their "curves"
There's a tumblr image around about someone, that fat people think they look like, squeezing into jeans that displays the delusion perfectly, but I can't find it.

>>41015437
Well, in all honesty a women needs to consume less calories than a man.. So, really a single calorie for a woman is more than a single calorie for a man.

>>41019083
It's not because of black people, you mongoloid. It's because hicks think that they're at the top of the food chain since they're American and can own guns. They don't know that they're white trash. Due to that, they tend to do really stupid shit because
>muh freedom

>>41016385
Nice bait, anon. A lot of feeling and thought was put into it, I'd give it a 8.5/10. Keep it up!

>>41019866
The girl on the left did, she was on 600lb life. I have no idea why Fabio is in the shot though.

>>41023669
You'd think an area with such exotic and dangerous wildlife would do something, but I guess not.

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>>41019551
Trump is pretty fat dude.

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>>41015886
>wow literally start arguing any time

>>41016270
>NO DEBBIE YOU CANT EAT THE CONSELORS AT FATCAMP

>>41022000
Why do reality shows use the fucking cymbal swell sound on fucking everything? It's like the whip sound in Johnny Test.

>>41023217
>3 protein shakes

That is insane I only am able to make 1 before I feel really full for the day. I am going to guess he adds sugars and weird stuff to it.

>>41018101
I couldn't get through that

>>41019316
CHEESE DRINKING

>>41019686
NEast TN?

>>41018101
>you're sexually harassing me
that's where I stop. I have a friend who was actually raped. This woman claiming a couple kissing is sexual harassment belittles actual rape; it's disgusting.

>>41023242
I know what you mean I am like 170 and it's more or less a joke now when I hear things like

>You are getting really thin there Anon
>He's so skinny

When the irony is everyone who has told me that is a fatty or is an old lady.

>>41023217
>a 36 cut pizza
What does that mean? Does that equate to a specific size where you live?

Here we measure pizza by diameter. It depends on the vendor, but it's generally something like: 10 inch diameter is small, 12 is medium, 14 is large. Then they may have a extra large 16 or an extra extra large 18 inch. A pizza made for one person to eat in one sitting is generally made in a 6" pan.

>>41023217
>3 protein shakes
Rich would be proud

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>>41023475
Is this her?

>>41018101
>equates Kissing to having sex
>Says it's disgusting
>Says it's a public area even though the place is privately owned.
>Eventually everyone is starting to get tired of her and begins making a disgruntled sound
>Girl keeps bitching for attention.

Females like this are the worst.

>>41013735
Do these people genuily think it´s easy like that ? "Like yeah, from now on i live in completely different country". No immigration, no citizenship, they will just give them a housing and job as soon as they step out of plane.

>>41024850
That is her much later. Look at the age spots aka brown spots on her arms due to the huge amount of sugar that was unable to be broken down in the blood stream.

>>41016369
>Here in the Netherlands I almost never see shit like this.
http://loldutchpeople.nl/
have fun

>>41015886

>Eternal Rider

Far and away the best novelist pseudonym I've ever seen

>>41024480

T H I C C
H
I
C
C

>>41018914
when dr now cuts him off and tells him he will be arrested if he trys to get any more pills. like 2000+ pills in one month.

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>>41024966

None of these people are walking around half-naked in a supermarket though. Or have sharted themselves while buying groceries.

Murrican fats are a world unto their own.

>>41024310
You do realise what you're saying, right?

>>41025316
I think he's saying that one calorie represents a greater percentage of total daily calorie intake for a woman than for a man

>>41025376
childish mentality 'REEEEEEEEEEEE why does he get two cookies and i only get one '

>>41013675
Well it kinda does look cool and it worked. Aren't we still looking at it and commenting on it?

>>41015437

Men only get .77 of the calorie for each calorie women get I guess.

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>>41019653
>>41024283
pretty high up there when you compare its socioeconomic racial counterpart

>>41022354
It makes me mad that this fucktard can grow a better beard than me.

Fuck these Mexican manlet genes.

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>>41025514
underrated

>>41023756
>that guy who thought it was funny to wear a horse mask

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>>41025524
Her kid doesn't have a chance.

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>>41013718
>Born too late to explore the Earth
>Born too early to explore the Cosmos
>Born just in time to fight a shitty war against Muslims and watch as half the world commits cultural suicide

>>41023756

God fucking damn that is a powerful individual.

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>>41015885

>>41025628

>implying she's pregnant

>>41022000
>she's a growing girl so we gotta feed her
>she's already fat
>the woman saying this is a morbidly obese slab of lard

that poor girl

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>>41024068
>I used to date an obese chick
Why? What was the appeal?

Serious question.

>>41025837
Low self-esteem. They'll do basically anything because they know they're fat, disgusting, and they'll never be able to get someone as good as you again.

>>41022000
checked

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>>41022233
>The invisible snowball.

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>>41025923
But how in the world were you even able to get your dick up and able to perform without viagra? I guess I just can't relate to seeing a giant lump of lard and flesh and getting aroused.

>>41024885

It works for rafts crammed with africans

>>41024972
thats the title of the book. Larrissa Lone is the author

>>41025524
>Still trying to find racial pride in pieces of trash
Just stop

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>>41026117

>>41018914
i guess, but part of me cant believe that he could hold that weight on the cart with his arms.

also link to part 2?

>>41016499
The ignorance and selfishness of fat people never ceases to amaze me. Your roommate sounds exactly like my brother who I share rent with, so I know how that goes.

The other day I asked how much he weighed and his response: "I don't know, your scale just says "error" when I step on it"

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>>41023475
>Gets winded from giving a 3 minutes speech

And she thinks her weight isn't a problem?

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>>41026194
>I don't know, your scale just says "error" when I step on it
Man... that's the type of things we used to use for 'yo mama' jokes as snotty kids, it was never meant to be a reality.

>>41018101
apparently the woman in this video is in some porn movies and was or is a camgirl.

>>41019316
HOLY SHIT DUDE!!

i have that same shirt...

>>41023756
thats not SIR, is it?

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>>41025536
What the fuck are you talking about, hermano? I got the same mexican genes as you, and my beard is fucking bush.

>>41023756
thats some powerful running form
gonna emulate it
>>41026317
>SIR
>That big
probably not

>>41026249
It's actually quite sad to be honest. I hate to see my brother be so large, but every time I offer weight loss advice or food suggestions he gets offended because he thinks I'm just trying to be rude.

He hasn't been to the doctor in years because he's afraid they'll find something wrong due to his weight and he's simply not willing to accept that his obesity is killing him. It's easier for him to pretend like there's nothing wrong with him at all.

>>41019518
Oh fuck, had to stop 10 seconds in. My mom had pretty bad psoriasis and I was always terrified of having it, too. The skin gets so dry, it can just crack and split when you bump into shit fyi

>>41013594
TOP KEK

>>41021558
Yeah, sometimes head trauma can knock the stones off of the "hairs" in the ear that help with balance and spatial awareness. My dad had that after a couple concussions and the doctor said limiting sodium intake and drinking more water would help because something about being dehydrated made it worse, apparently. Idk if that helped his vertigo or not, just tossing it out there

>>41016325
Is she about to smack her with a corndog?

>>41019097
Why pay for this????

>>41022203
>crocodile crushed by 18 stone woman
>18 stone
i always wonder what people from outside the UK think of our weird measuring system, 1stone = 14lb, if someone asks your weight here we would respond like 13st 5

>>41026379
Pretty sure SIR is skinnyfat.

>>41026379
That's Jujimufu. SIR is kinda doughy, though I don't think he's lifting much these days, so it's probably worse than this 4 year old video
https://youtu.be/QWaKhKho8us

>>41026819
I can accept kilos and change readily between that and pounds, but I think stones is retarded. Imperial is retarded, too, though so whatevs

>>41013564
Femanon here.
> Have /fit/ based partner.
> Show him photo.
> thefuckisthisshit.jpg
> Tell him it's honey.
> He's a beekeeper.
I have never seen him rage so hard.

>>41026730
>I am not going to give you this corn dog until you settle down and start behaving.
Have you not had a mother before, Anon?

>>41028089
>Femanon here.

>>41019097
brehs what lengthxwidth benis do you need to penetrate this??

>>41028233
My mom never waved it in my face like i'm some misbehaving animal.

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Found in a 1955 sci Fi magazine.

>>41013735
I was a pretty at kid, as was my brother, and I can confirm lego was not hard to play with

>>41028313
>Implying anyone could reach the hoo-ha with a benis of any size.

You'd probably need to be forarm-deep to even reach the lady bits. Just fuck a fat roll if you want to feel anything

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>>41028089
>needing to announce you're a girl
kill yourself

>>41015886
Why do you guys even care enough to argue and get mad ove such drivel?

Don't sink to their level by arguing with them; they aren't even worth acknowledging. Just keep kicking ass at your life.

>>41026819
Weighing things in stones is retarded
Measuring things in inches is retarded

>>41028809
>not accepting I can identify as whatever gender I want when making a post

Shitlord

>>41014367
>Sophomore year of college some of my friends become RAs, rest of us decide to rent an apartment
>Apartment doesn't have enough space for all of us
>Draw straws to settle who gets a place
>I get one of three short straws
>The three of us with short straws draw again to see who doesn't get to share a dorm room
>I get the short straw again
>No one in the dorm I really want to room with, toss my name into the lottery hat for a random roomie
>This is how I meet Robbo the Blobbo, my new randomly-selected roommate
>Robbo was only 5'7" and must have weighed 400+ pounds
>His circumference may have equaled his height
>Super-smart dude, but so ridiculously out of shape and socially retarded
>Sleep apnea, snored like three freight trains colliding
>Snuck food out of my fridge when I was out of the room, I had to put a lock on it
>Due to his autistic nature I could not bring girls back to our room
>The few times I did I would get cock-blocked so.fucking.bad thanks to his skeeving out the girls, refusing to take a hint and leave, or some combo of both
>Constantly locked himself out of the room
>Exhausted his year's supply of free unlockings from the dorm office within a couple of weeks, started trying to track me down instead of paying $1 for the RAs to unlock the door
>RA friends thought it was hilarious to tell him where I was instead of charging him
>My weeb younger brother gave me a wooden sword because "every man needs a practice katana" or something like that
>Toss it in my closet because it was stupid
>Robbo sees it one day when I'm getting dressed
>I come back from class to find him standing on my fucking bed, swinging around the sword
>Bed fucked up for remainder of year, have to sleep curled against the wall in order to not sag halfway to the floor
Just a brief summary of my trying times with this fatass. There were so many Robbo stories.

>>41026819
Agreeing with the other anons who think the UK weight system is retarded

>>41028313
Only horse cock will do

>>41029224
ok tumblr

>>41028809
/b/ is that way

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>>41017524
>175/115

>>41022354
Based Southern Julius

>>41023526
Coastal people are among the fattest, go north, find less fat people

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>>41022000
I've been cucked

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>>41017524
>>41017059
>Realize with mounting horror she is the beanbag
>had a dead rat inside one of her fat rolls

>>41023526
Seriously. Colorado and Utah are the healthiest states, and they aren't part of the coast.

>>41022203
Rip croco bro

>>41030078
Croco did nothing wrong.
He was a good lizard.

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>>41017524

>>41016416
Canadian fag here, is there a reason why people from the south tend to be poorer that coastal or northern states?

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>>41024528
kek

>>41023493
Coastal are the most delusional in the country. Please take back you're dude weed bros, CO weed is for CO.

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>>41029234
Cmon anon more robbo the blobbo

>>41023493
b8/8

>>41023475
Jesus her arms look bigger than my head

>>41014367
FUCKIN PREACH, BROTHER

>>41018966
S E A T T L E
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A
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T
L
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>>41025744
I know that feel

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>>41013735
Why is the censor at the top shaped like a dick? It's even colored like white skin.

>>41023475
forearm routine?

>>41019227
SALAD DODGIN'

>>41017965
would fuck desu

>>41029224
I'm sorry, Xir, but did you just assume your own gender?
Like, I can't even right now

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apparently found in an old CSI episode
such simple times...

>>41028809
If she said bf with no qualifier it would have derailed the whole thread into no homo.

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>Sculptors inspired by the natural folds of a healthy woman's stomach
>HAES community corrupts it and make it seem like Aprodite was a fatty

>>41030480
Reconstruction after the civil war left us in pretty bad shape, and without getting too political, politicians convinced their constituents that it's better to just try to fix things on your own instead of getting help from the federal government.

In the poorest areas, like where my parents grew up, people are also pretty racist (not in the SJW sense, but like actual Klansmen) and would willingly live in a shack if it meant someone they hate would be homeless.

>>41028089
There was literally no reason to include your gender in your story.

The need for attention is stunning.

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>>41013735
Jesus Christ please tell me this is satire

>>41030480
southern areas tend to be more plains which are only good for farming and manufacturing. With the outsourcing of many manufacturing jobs and a switch to factory style farming many avenues for employment were cut. Also coastal states usually have major port cities which were trade hubs in the past and persist as trade hubs today.

>>41016298
whats worse is that they're generally photographed in stores that sell pants, but they don't buy any

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>lost 2kg over past 7 days
>mfw thats only 1.7% of body weight

>>41032952
It is

>>41019097

Does this give anyone else anxiety? If that were me and she just went limp on me id suffocate cause i cant bench 300 lbs

>>41024310
A calorie is a calorie you fucking twat. It takes the same measurement of energy to convert that one way of the other.
Please neck yourself.

>>41033610
what he means is that because women require fewer calories a single calorie makes a bigger difference as it's a larger part of a woman's daily allowance than a man's.

>>41025524
that is DISGUSTING, she looks like an ape, is she an abo or something?

>>41013618
Fuck, i read that as
>Blakes little honey covered models
and I al=most screamed 'LITTLE?'

>>41019943
if she is never a victim, why is she on the slutwalk?

>>41016176
You sound a lot like my friend

>>41023493
agree with this.

>>41023756
Is that John Cena?

>>41015687
Anyone got the link for BFFL?

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؜ >>41017524
؜ >>41017059

>>41034696
Where? I can only see a floating horse head

Thanks to /fit/, I went on a My 600lb Life binge.

After watching like 7 or 8 episodes, I have to ask; have there been any studies one on the psychological stability of these lardasses' enablers? In every episode, there's a parent or spouse who's so worried about the fatass and how they're scared the fatass won't live much longer...but then they go and buy big macs and quarter pounders for them. What's the logic with these people?

I get that being a parent means making sure your child isn't hungry, but at a certain point you just have to tell them no. I have 2 daughters, so I know what it's like to be a parent. I wouldn't hesitate to fix either one of them a salad if their weight was getting out of control.

>>41028089

Why would you even need to state your gender? It's okay to have everyone think you're gay.

>>41035683
They're as mentally ill as their partners. There are a lot of episodes where the person losing weight breaks up with/divorces/moves away from their enablers because they realize they can't rely on them for help. Those people don't want them to lose weight and be independent

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>>41028089
>Femanon here.

>>41035683
I guess I can understand spouses doing dumb shit like overfeeding an obese person. Some people just have weird fetishes I guess.

But the parents? I really don't get it. I love my daughters and a part of me does die when I see they no longer need me for things (dressing themselves, feeding themselves, etc.). But that doesn't mean I'm going to physically disable them just for my own selfishness. That's exactly what these parents are doing though. They're purposely killing their kids just because they don't want to feel useless.

Shouldn't this be a crime? Like if you have a 7 year old who's approaching 150 lbs, it's the parent's fault at the point and child services should step in before shit gets so bad where you're taking care of a 400 lb 17 year old.

>>41023100

It's not normues, it's women. Women fucking hate each other and want each other to suffer.

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>>41024850

>>41036236
>But the parents? I really don't get it.
You know in many, many parts of the world - they keep a bucket full of water next to a woman giving birth so that if it is a daughter, it can be quickly discarded. It is more humane to using drowning because that way the mother doesn't have to listen to the screaming cries. Not that the mothers oppose female infanticide, they are often the main pushers for it. Same with cutting a girl's clit off - it is mostly the mother that does it. And no one ever loves you more than your mother. So what is not to understand? What do you not get? Humans are, in reality, as evil as we can possibly be. We are as evil in practice as our worst concepts of hell are in theory.

But hang on, let me go read the 6th million article about how dangerous "AI" is going to be for the world because they will lack our values.

>tl;dr fuck this gay earth

>>41024391
If only they had pseudo intellectual costal numales to tell them they're white trash

>>41024885
Isn't that pretty much how the EU works, though?

>>41036344
I guess it's just hard to relate to these people's mindsets.

Regardless, I'm pretty sure having a 150 lb 7 year old is the parent's fault and they should be held accountable by law.

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>>41028525
Good to see Oswald Mosley travelled to the future and fought the good fight

The Eternal Anglo is truly eternal

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>>41032645
Remember, these are the people who look up to Marilyn Monroe as a sex symbol from a "cuuuhrvier" age.
It's utter, utter delusion.

>>41017524
>175/115
>HR 115

Nigga that ain't shit. It's not even considered a hypertensive emergency until 180 systolic, and 115 is barely above the threshold for tachycardia.

>>41029234
MORE ROBBO THE BLOBBO MORE ROBBO THE BLOBBO MORE ROBBO THE BLOBBO MORE ROBBO THE BLOBBO MORE ROBBO THE BLOBBO MORE ROBBO THE BLOBBO MORE ROBBO THE BLOBBO

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>>41023756
>SIR'sfinalform.webm

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>>41036460
He even went back in time.

>>41028089
>femanaon
aka fucking whore looking for attention

>>41028809
35 lbs in three months? Really? I lost 22 lbs in one month. At least it's something, I suppose.