>tfw you just found out gym rival died last night >crashed

>>41005378

Go full Megamind and train a replacement rival

>>41005378
>It's like Harry Potter without Malfoy.
Maybe you could use the new free time to read a different book

>gym rival khs
>What do, /fit/?
bro you know what to do

>>41005378

You won by default lol gj

>>41005434
D-Do I join him, or do I use the arcane arts to bring his soul back to his mangled body?

>>41005378
>gym rival died
>feel empty

I feel the same way, OP. My gym rival was arrested for beating his mom and brother. I haven't seen him for six months. Everyone else at the gym is a dyel or an old lady.

>>41005501
heard that old lady was talking shit bro.
better square up wit dat bitch.

>>41005378
Haven't had a gym rival in a good two years now. Feelsbadman

His loss was your gain, anon. The kingdom now belongs to you.

>>41005378
>tfw my gym mentor got in a major car crash last year but somehow survived with just a few bruises and nothing else
Feelsweirdbutgoodman

I feel bad about your guy anon, I'm sorry that happened to you

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>>41005378
That's the hollow feeling of victory. All of your enemies are gone, but you yearn for the thrill of war, just one last time. But there's no one worthy left.

Now you're a king who sits on his throne with 100 years of peace until you eventually die.

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>home gym
>gym rival is my best friend who comes over to lift
>we start the same
>it turns out he is a genetic dead end
>he doesnt try very hard
>I progress while he stagnates
>he shows up less and less
>he is nolonger my best friend

feels bad t b h

>>41005420
They made a book out of that movie?

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>>41005638

>genetic dead end

Please tell me this isn't a real thing.

>>41005638
he sounds like he didnt put in the effort

>>41005786
Is that a vegan egg?

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>>41005454

just keep training. You'll need your training when the time comes for you to join him. Not now, but you will one day. Be prepared.

Push yourself harder in the gym. He is no longer your rival, he's your spotter

>>41005378
>gym rival

what

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>>41005378
>implying he actually died
You better train harder than ever, because you'll need it when he comes back. Get your asshole fucking ready JoJo.

>>41005648
This is an annoying troll and yet you will still check this thread for replies for as long as it takes

>>41005378
>drunk driver

Good riddance. Did the world a favor.

>>41005404
This

>tfw gym apprentice slowly slips to the dark side and becomes a gym nemesis
>tfw the conflict escalates into a epic liftoff which turns into a barbell sword fight leaving the gym destroyed
>end up dismembering my former apprentice and leave him to die in the ashes
>mfw he returns and is now lifting equipped

>>41005378
Tell me where you lift and I'll pop in and utterly dominate you in every aspect.

>>41008237
If you out total me now I will come back stronger than you can possibly imagine

>>41005638
My buddy started coming over to lift recently. It's bretty good

>>41008237
I LOVED YOU

YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE

IT WAS SAID YOU WOULD DESTROY THE GAINS NOT JOIN THEM

BRING BALANCE TO THE SCALES NOT LEAVE IT IN BULKNESS

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The huntress is nothing without the hunt

>>41005839
That is an aubergine/eggplant

>>41008813
u r nil w/out me

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>>41005378
>another day not having the guts to ask that cute gay guy from the gym out
>he acts weird
>like I am his enemy
>tonite I am going to get drunk, and call him from my car when I get back home
>I am fucking those cheeks tonight

>>41005839
Yes anon. Yes it is.

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>guy died at my gym
>guillotined himself on bench
>thought it was 2pl8 accident from no spotter
>comes to light he had demons an shit
>might have been intentional
>managers get physically angry when no one has a bench spotter now
>about to enforce no singles policy

Im fucking shaking. I dont have friends. I dont want to lose what I have

>>41005454
he'll be waiting in the afterlife training for eternity, will you be ready when you meet him again?

>>41011156
just use the bench safeties wtf

>>41005378
Heard about a pretty bad crash on 95 last night. What a coincidence.

>>41011156
Just be strong enough to inspire confidence in your gyms owner. He's only angry because you're too DYEL to bench safely.

>>41005600
cringe

>>41005378
>>crashed and flipped his car 10 times driving down I-95 drunk
Was your gym rival Michael Espinola?

http://www.wcvb.com/article/one-person-dead-in-multi-vehicle-crash-on-interstate-95/9251492

>>41013291
Can you not be here please?

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>mfw had to spend 10 days in the gym gulag for not reracking my dumbbells

>>41005404
I enjoyed that movie alot for some reason.

>>41015059
It was a good movie

>>41005786
It is, genetics play a huge part in strength gains and muscle growth.

>>41005378
pick out some dude at your gym to groom a new rival

>>41005378

>crashed and flipped his car 10 times driving down I-95 drunk

What muscle does this work?

>>41015243
The brain. I was in a car that flipped twice and I remember the countless thoughts that went through my mind while I could see the world spinning.

>>41005378

Crash your car and flip it 11 times

>>41005378
Go out and find the Jason Genova to your Rich Piana

>>41011156
sounds more like you don't wnt to lose what you don't have

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>>41005404
>mfw imagining OP training a skinny kid until he is aesthetic then ended by having a pose off with him

>>41008237
>Fear is the path to the gymbro mode
>Fear leads to skipping leg day.
>Skipping leg day leads to suffering

>>41005378
having no rival sucks.
all my buddies and i used to play a pacman machine in our dorm. we werent the best but the constant one upping kept us all playing and getting better. one day i went on a really hot streak and just smashed everyone elses scores like almost doubled them. they all gave up and said i ruined the fun.
its not fun being at the top.

>>41013291
kek

>>41008237
>mfw u have no face

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>>41008237

>>41011156
nobody kills themselves by dropping massive weights on their neck, retard