>tfw fell for the kombucha meme >muh fermented tea >muh

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>drinking meme tea

>>40999918
How much did you drink?

>>40999918

I drink kombucha with every big meal

You're just a bitch, op

THE
KOMBUCHA
MUSHROOM
PEOPLE

>>40999942
half a bottle, nothing crazy.

If im not mistaken, kombucha has alcohol in it, right?

>>40999972

%0.5 alcohol

>>40999972
it has a little bit of alcohol

>>40999918
>still shitting every 20 minutes
>no end in sight

I'll be healthy as shit after this, right? Zero toxins left in my body. H-hold me /fit

>>41000488
>having this weak of a digestive system

I bet you think Sriracha is spicy

>>40999918
I drink that stuff every day with 4 tbs of chia seeds and have normal solid shits every day. If you're getting diarrhea, you had some serious digestion issues and your diet is absolute shit.
>blaming the kombucha
Bitch please, your inner workings were fucked long before you bought the kombucha. Fix ur nasty fucking diet

>>40999938
Kombucha isn't yea, it's the cultures and how they're produced. Kombucha I drink is basically ginger juice and isn't any more expensive than any other bottled drink. Better than shit like monster

>>40999959
SITTING
AROUND
ALL
DAY

>>40999918
>toxins leaving my bod
Detox is a meme and you fell for it like a good goy

>>41000518
I actually love spicy food, like really spicy food

>>41000656
half joking about the detox, it's definitely a meme for good goys. Was into this more for the probiotics, which now is also starting to seem like a shitty meme. I'll stick to yogurt I think

>>41000536
my diet is actually meme tier, fell for lots of memes, like flax seeds, Greek yogurt (great meme actually), lots of baked chicken and beef and what not. I am currently cutting though, so maybe the lack of volume in my dinner last night prompted this total colon cleanse

>>40999918
You have a weak, american, digestive system. Anything that is not processed or preserved will make you sick.

I make my own kombucha and it's pretty great. Never had any problems with it.

Don't know how real the supposed health benefis are though.

>>41000656
Except kombucha is not advertised to give you "cleansing diarrhea ". It advertises healthy cultures , like you find in yogurt.
>Not knowing ur memes
Step it up brah

>>40999918
Oddly enough I love kefir and yogurt, which are filled with probiotics, but the kombucha wrecked my insides. What gives?

>>40999918
So you mean that someone let's his tea fermeny and sells that shit and people buy it? Master troll