On monday I'm going to be working outside without a toilet

>>40994654
Cargo shorts or carpenters pants with a deep pocket. Biodegradable wet wipes in said pocket. Shit in the woods more than 150 feet away so friends don't fuck with you.

Conversely shit all over your hands and slap your friends you normie fuck.

>>40994654
Easy, my dude.

Hold your shit in.

It's not hard.

shit before you go

>>40994696
Often I cannot. My asshole clenches up. I have to leave at 7:30a

>>40994703
Are you seriously telling em you can't hold your shit in for 8 fucking hours?

>>40994763
today I had to shit three times and had to piss 4 times because the stool was pushing against my prostate or some shit

>>40994654
pack of tissue or wet wipes for the wipe homie

>>40994825
I have literally never taken a poo outside, I cant imagine doing it "on the clock"

>>40994786
>had to piss 4 times because the stool was pushing against my prostate or some shit
i have an extreme form of this and it took me years to figure out. i will pee every 30 minutes until i take a dump even if i dont really feel like i need to.

>>40994848
youre a grown man. if you have to take a shit, go find a shitter -- probably at a nearby convenience store.