>Go to gym >"Hey anon wanna join us?"

no sorry I have to do squats today

*turns 360°*
*moonwalks away tipping fedora*

>>40993103
>"Yeh, I'm just a lucky guy!"

Then proceed to put them on the bar in a Bradley Martyn meets Jason Blaha meets Matt Ogus fashion, and bench them. Tear my pec, and make excuses by saying I served in the army. Then go home with one, and have a weird frustrating relationship with one of them until we buy a dog together and she moves out.

How can any high test males resist though?

>going to a zoo to work out

Who does this?

>>40993103
Sure, you guys have spare leotard ?

Haha, no ways fags.

>>40993103

Hey, I guess you do the AMBRAP training method?

>>40993103
Sorry i don't like niggers.

>>40993103
No joke though from experience black girls really love asian or half asian dudes. They call it black beans and rice I shit you not.

>>40993103
Fuck niggers. They all have aids and are stupid as fuck

>>40993209

>implying asian dicks cut satisfy any thick butt

>>40993192
underbrapped

Bitches ain't shit but hoes n' tricks.

Flex a cep

>>40993114
>turning 360 degrees
LOL EPIC xDDDDD. Include me in the /b/ screencap!

>>40993134
>One

>>40993192
nice

>>40993143
I can't.

>can I just send the child support checks to one address and you four can pick it up from there?

>>40993221
>projecting own insecurities
Yes, that's totally what's going on and why black girls keep going after asian dudes is because of their tiny dicks.

Neck yourself.

>>40993114
lit was necesary

>>40993103
Niggers.

No, but my gf will.

They got the body my gf wants - big ass, small waist, big tits. My gf already has the tits.

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>>40993103

>>40993103
>bertstare.webm

>>40993103
I don't lift with zoo animals.

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>>40993103
Fuck off you fat negresses.

>>40993863
Witty...
>>40993880
Pic actually funny.

>BRRAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPTTTFFFFF, ooh anon were sorry, come closer we dont bite, BRRRRAAAAAAAAAAPPPPTTTFFFFFDDD, LAQUISHA WHAT THE FUCK, anon its ok, she overeats we just had some gas ignore her
>SNIFF*
>b-babes, wanna spot me on this bench
>we're sorry we got cardio to do, hey maybe laquisha can help you
>s-sure
>ok spot me, im going to bench this
>ok anon
>BRRAAAppp BRRAAAAAAAAPPPTFFFDDDDDDDDZZ
>reps faster and more furiously
>ANON SOMEONE HELP I GOTTA GET TOILET PAPER

>>40993103
are these booties "real"?

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>>40993973
>imagine the smellz the photographer was taking in, 4x the maximum BRAAAAAPT

imagine the test boost from that much braapting

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>>40993946
Can I get the extended version of this plz

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>>40994004
>slam barbell back on rack
>huge throbbing boner from smellz, test through the roof
>other thicc girls show up with toilet paper and rush her to bathroom
>laquisha will be ok anon, hey im latoya by the way, ooh anon look at those pecs, and I thought tyrone had a big chest
>t-thanks latoya
>anon can I feel up that chest
>mmm babe those muscles, lets leave those ratchet hoes and make out somewhere BRRAAAAPPPPTTT
>ooh sorry sug, hey come over to my place
>alright babe you ready, I think I can handle your manhood in missionary, jamal and tyrone are nowhere near that, damn sug how long you been lifting?
>y-years, I can bench 3pl8 15 reps, k-king of /fit/
>alright whatever babe, you take some sips first, I just gotta BRRRRRRRRPPPPPPFFFFFFFTTTT, hol' up, let me clear out in the bathroom before this sug, dont wanna get messy in missionary sug.

>sorry, I didn't fall for the SS/GOMAD meme

>>40994111
bish you can BRRRRRAAAAAAPPPPPPPP all you want in dada's mouf

>>40994111
Why the fuck is that image so large??

>>40993209

From my own POV it seems the black girls that go for this are a bit more on the desperate side. I don't think I've ever seen a legitimately sexy black woman fuck around with an Asian. I have however seen various hot as fuck Asians fuck around with black men but that's typically just a phase while they're young.

>>40993103
I just can't find blacks attractive. And they're all fat, two are borderline obese and will be in a decade.

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when will I get my black gf, /fit/?

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>>40993347

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PROTIP

If you don't like high test Ebony toots you aint gonna make it

>>40994577
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPP

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>>40993103
>I'm expected to be attracted to this

>>40994565
When you stop cheating
Adam

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>>40993209
>They call it black beans and rice

>>40994577
So...beautiful...

>>40994577
is this bootie real or fake?

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>>40994662
Its real

>>40994683
more, sauce

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>>40994709
no idea man

Why are nigger gurls such sluts

I think their is a thing as too much ass.

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>>40994779

>>40994486
Must be a locale thing then. Used to live in Vegas so you would see the Asian guy+Black girl pairing a lot more. Asian girls in Vegas tended to not date the black guys but other Asians or Caucasian unless the dude lived in a good neighborhood. Latinas also like dating Asian dudes for whatever reason. I'm assuming for credit score and our ricer cars. I used to be hit on by this latina I tutored in calc and she paid me in tamales from some fucking truck that went around the neighborhood.

That shit was pretty good.

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>>40993103
No thanks their asses are way too big

>>40993103
become a father

>>40993103
since when did /fit/ness become /fat/nass

>>40993192
Kek

>>40993103
Thicc

THICCC

>>40993103
hell yeah bb

>>40993209
In my experience a lot of black girls like somewhat "alt" white guys, even the kind of ratchet hood ones. Maybe it's just a novelty since "black men ain't shit" is a hot new take among thots

>>40994486
>From my own POV it seems the black girls that go for this are a bit more on the desperate side. I don't think I've ever seen a legitimately sexy black woman fuck around with an Asian. I have however seen various hot as fuck Asians fuck around with black men but that's typically just a phase while they're young.
This is amazingly stupid. Everyone has different preferences. It isn't a phase and it isn't based on race.

>>40993103
>black

I'm busy. Forever.

Only under the condition we all get XL bean burritos afterwards then head to my place.

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>>40993103
Oh yes

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>>40993103
Say yes. And tell the one in leopard to sit on my face and one on the right to sit on my dick

>>40993103
join them

>>40995672
This desu

Need to make sure they have the highest quality toots