Post the ways in which you identify DYELs >doesn't tip

>>40992908
Oh my god i do all of this!!! Shit i must be dyel!! I need to re-evaluate. Thank God for this thread! Wew

>>40992908
s-source??

>>40992908
Tipping the receptionist? What the fuck for? For saying hi to you and making sure you have a membership with the gym?

Basketball shorts: What's wrong with basketball shorts? Better than khaki pants.

Chest flies with barbells: Are you retarded?

Reracks the weights: Manners are bad?

You're cancer to society

>>40992908
>not wearing basketball shorts to show the cardio bunnies and twink traps your 7" flacid cock

>squats in the curl rack

Too obvious.

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>>40993006
>tfw i do this with grey sweatpants
>tfw flop it around intentionally before my lifts
>tfw bitch was checkin me out today
>tfw her swole boyfriend was mad as fuck

I'm ready to die though

>>40992908
>tries to hide gym boners

>>40992993
>not tipping the receptionist

What kind of third world shithole do you
live in?

>>40992978
Kys

>>40992908
>guy who listens to music and makes himself unapproachable instead of focusing on breathing
>guy who doesn't microload pff hasn't even hit 1x 2x 3x 4x bodyweight
>guy who uses shampoo in a gym shower
>guy who form checks and occasionally looks away so he doesn't look conceited
>guy who carries around a shaker cup


>>40992993
holy shit, i can't believe dyels are this easy to spot in 2017

>>40993045
I go to a 24 hour fitness. There is no such thing as tipping a fucking receptionist. Did he/she serve me my fucking plates and put it on my barbells for me or something? lmao

all the receptionist does is be friendly and say hi and make sure you have a membership to the gym. That requires a tip? LMAO.

what kind of bullshit etiquette are they teaching you?

>OP sees tipping as good etiquette.

>OP also sees reracking weights as DYEL.

fucking retard degenerate detected

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>>40992908
>not kissing the receptionist
>not massaging the plates
>not screaming during warmups
>not oiling up before using the elliptical
>max set and still using chalk
>avoiding the gaze of cardio bunnies
>not eating lunch at the gym powerlunch pic related

fucking hate dyels bro

>>40993089
I guess in Somalia you don't tip the receptionist but in developed countries we tip the receptionist. Also, basketball shorts are for Nancy boys. Chest flies are only to be done with barbells. If you do them with dumbbells, kys. And lastly, reracking weights has a positive correlation to estrogen levels. Enjoy being a trap.

>>40992908
What shorts do u wear if not comfy bball shorts??

>tipping the receptionist
I don't even pay the gym, I have a friend who works there during weekdays who just lets me through everytime.

>>40993089
Stop being a rude piece of shit you dyel faggot.
Always tip the receptionist.

>>40993116
I hate it when I forget my kit and the Gym guards make me work out in my underwear

>>40993089
>not tipping the receptionist
>making it
Jesus enjoy having the shitties gym service ever

>>40993089
>He doesn't know the entire gym staff personally

No need to tip my friend :^)

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>tfw just paid this years plate dispenser insurance premium

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When I was broke I had to stop tipping the receptionist, felt like an asshole but eh whatever.

>>40992993
Are you actually serious?

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>>40992908
>first time at gym
>go up to barbell milling machine to get the day's barbell
>didn't know I was supposed to bring my own file to deburr the knurling
>hands get cut the fuck up
>the protein cart girls keep laughing at me

>>40992993
Go back to Facebook you little bitch

I swear, next time I see a DYEL walk into my gym without jeans on, I will REBEL.

>>40996002
KEK

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>>40992908
>doesnt call ahead to reserve the squat rack

>he doesn't wipe the mirrors

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I didn't leave roids for the gym doggo's food this weekend, and it's closed for the weekend
Am I going to be expelled? What will happen to our pupper?

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>>40992908
>shitposting on /fit/
>being OP

>>40992993
You're a cancer to /fit/