Are you /fit/ enough to live the comfort of your house and live

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>>40990491
In the wilderness, your food is always happy you're choosing the healthy option.

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>>40990491
You can even have multiple wives who can be topless all day.

So, why aren't you living in the wild, /fit/? Why not #makethechange?

>>40990491
how to live the /wild/ lifestyle
>sprint alot
>hike
>carry things (farmers walks)
>chinups
>rotational exercises to mimic digging and manual labour (like landmine exercises)
do these exercises every day for 1-2 hours
>eat potatoes, nuts, berries, and once in a while eat a shit ton of meat. plan your training to involve lots of sprinting before u eat meat to mimic hunting

there. then you'll be like a wild person

>>40990491
I evolved white skin so I don't need to do that anymore.

>>40992107
>chinups
? when would people in the wild do chin ups

>>40990510
That boar sure is smug for being dead.

>>40992474
>chased by wild pigs
>burst through the foliage
>suddenly cliff
>fall off but get a supinated grip on the the edge of the cliff
>mfw never done a chinup

>>40990491
>tfw 5'4 and 330lbs
>4 inch dick too

i'd die in the wilderness...... I'm more comfy here at home.

>>40992514
dont feel bad, you'd probably be able to feed everyone here >>40990524 for at least a year

>>40992499
Fuck, what happens next?? Finish your story!!!