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What is it about him that looks like shit? Can't out

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What is it about him that looks like shit? Can't out my finger on it
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>>40977999
he's a manlet, case closed
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>>40977999
Is it his big nose?
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>>40977999
trips of ignorance

A better question is if he gets laid
Ive noticed that the bigger i get the harder dating becomes, and im still not at his level
So either its a ketchup effect type of thing or this is some bullshit
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>>40977999
Does this guy fuck?
[spoiler]And by that I mean pussy, not man-ass![/spoiler]
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>>40977999
his face
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>>40977999
long fingernails
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>>40978012
This.
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>>40977999
His face
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>>40977999
>the natty limit
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Hes almost at uncanny valley. Genuinely handsome, but also very subtly disfigured, and hes always staring into your soul

His chin and nose are too wide for the rest of his facial features, and he has the same hair cut as a 12 year old emo anime character
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>>40977999
boot cut jeans
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>>40977999
Lifted too much for aesthetics
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>>40977999
It looks like he's been bogpilled, can I get a quick rundown on this guy?
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Manlet
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>>40978012
>>40978024
>>40978031
>>40978036
>>40978047
>>40978089
seed is the most beautiful man on the planet you faggots
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1. Haircut
2. Boy face
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>>40978089
The hate is real anons. 2.6 million followers
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>>40977999
Dresses like a 14 yr old instead of man?

That backwards cap and hairstyle are pretty 1990s right now, but I guess he's just catching a flight so wouldn't bother too much to go sit on a plane.
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>>40977999
his shin + his nose doesn't go along with the rest of his face, otherwise he is a very handsome man, and he also is jacked as fuck
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>>40977999
That pokemon haircut, for starters.
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He's better looking than anyone who browses fit.
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>>40978261
>He's better looking than anyone who browses fit.
>implying jeff doesn't browse /fit/
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>>40977999
upper body that big but fits in jeans
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>>40978129

Jeff pls go
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There's nothing wrong with the guy. There's nothing even average about him. He goes from above average at some features to extraordinary in most.

Yall a bunch of jealous nitpicking salty haters
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His proportions are a little bit off, his arms are too vascular, his jeans scream eurotrash and his hair looks like it's from 10 years ago. But seriously, he looks better than 99% of men, and I'd trade my left nut to look like that.
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This is why, OP.
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>>40978017
>Ive noticed that the bigger i get the harder dating becomes, and im still not at his level

How? Why?
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>>40978012
this
t. big nose owner. I could be a fucking chad if not for my giant nose
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>>40978599
He's probably bulking natty and putting on mostly fat
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>>40978599
Lack of options
Now that im big the dating pool has run dry, before girls came up to me and flirted
Now i can go over a year without even meeting a single girl

>>40978656
Natty but not bulking, pretty low bf (14%) at 210lbs so not massive
thinking about roiding but my libido is through the roof right now and with roids i might rape someone since the lack of options is fucking me over
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>>40977999

face and 14yo justin bieber haircut how can you not put your finger on it?
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>>40977999

He looks like that guy from workaholics

Also crazy vascularity looks weird with a boy face
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>>40978141
>Natural Aesthetics
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He's a model, He is a attractive, He's Aesthetic
/thread
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>>40977999

He looks so good with a different haircut Jeff why you do this RREEEEEEEEEEEEE
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A baby face on a 35yo life long lifters body
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>>40978795
jesus why doesnt he just keep a haircut like this

the zyzz hair is so autistic
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>>40978795
he looks like an actual man and not a faggot zuzz wannabe with that haircut
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>>40978795

>that face

I'd roid too
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>>40977999

your jealousy most likely
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I know what it is

Bieber hair and complete lack of beard, like, no shadow at all
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>>40978929
this
I'm half-natty at the moment (never touched anabolics but I use MK-677 and I've used DNP in the past) but I want to do at least one cycle with tren just for the tren jaw
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>>40978722

Damn WTF. This makes no sense to me. You sure its your extra mass and not other things?

210lbs at what height?
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>>40979089
>You sure its your extra mass and not other things?
Nope, not at all sure. Point is though that i went from having a gf and being able to casually flirt with most girls and not caring about shit to being unable to find a girl to hit on


>210lbs at what height?
6'1''
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>>40978129
>seed
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>>40978722

>Now that im big the dating pool has run dry, before girls came up to me and flirted

The dating pool has run dry? The fuck does that mean? Did you move somewhere where there's no single people?
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>>40979118
Boy if you dont just post a pic of you in your most flattering shirt
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>>40979019
Tren jaw isn't a thing you fucking retard.
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>>40979123
No it means as i became single i found out there are next to no single girls here, aparently
Atleast i havent found many over my four years of being single, and ive been to uni as well and that shit was just depressing

>>40979151
I will not be posting pics, right now ive had a terrible day and im pissed and i know how /fit/ works
You guys rip of Jeff fucking Seid and Connor murphy for being small, you guys would tear me apart and id rather not have that happen
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>>40979211
Yeah i get that.
Im bigger and leaner than i've ever been and 3/4 people who respond to my cbt are
>hurrr dyel
>dont take his advice
>are you kidding me

Its good motivation but sometimes i would like some actual criticism, not shitty memes
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>>40978778
i kekd at this too
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>>40978641
Nose size correlates with dick size
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He's not ugly, it's just his fucking hair and his annoying attitude.

who really gives a shit
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>>40978012
>>40978641
big noses are masculine
do you want a small nose like a princess, you poofters?
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https://youtu.be/gHpofiwV5Yk

jeff pls go
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>>40977999
his stupid nose
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>>40979019
>Half natty
so this is what /fraud/ tells themselves
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>>40977999

Baby face and a ridiculous Middle School haircut from 2006.
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Maybe it's the unnatural level of vascularity in his arms. Christ they look like 2 throbbing cocks
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Looks slouched over. Core is a little too narrow for shoulder width
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>>40979620
.t schlomo goldstein
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>>40978795
wow even this dude doesn't look like he lifts at all in clothes.. quite reassuring, desu
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>>40977999
The roid vascularity
The shoulders are significantly wider than the rest of him, making it look he has a dorky looking core
The fuccboi haircut
It's mainly his shoulders, they're out of proportion
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>>40979766
t. jew
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>>40980159
Yeah but fix the haircut and you'll find you forgive the shoulders. Damn. Jeff if you're reading this, fix your hair, and /fit/ will finally love you.
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>>40980159
It's not just the vascularity, it's the slightly saggy skin too. His arms would mot be out of place on a 60yo bricklayer.

But my god thay fucking ugly face holy shit.
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>>40978130
This, Zyzz had a man face, this dude looks like a kid
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>>40978129
"natural aesthetics"

is that really his bio
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He should cut his hair. It makes his face look like a kid's, which is really out of place on the rest of his body. If he got a better haircut he'd look so much better.
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wtf i always thought wide chiseled chins and stony gazes were the epitome of male facial aesthetics, why are you guys hating on him?

fucking chinlets and facelets i swear
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Weird nose and justin bieber haircut
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>>40977999
his personality is shit and he is a try hard zyzz fag
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>>40977999
His face is fucking weird
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his biceps look like shit
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>>40977999
i cant find your legs mr geoff
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>>40977999
gay anime hair
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>>40977999
small eyes
gigantic eyebrows
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>>40977999
>all that empty space around him
>instead opts to awkwardly stand right fucking infront of the man in the back so he's included in the picture

Disrespectful tbqh, wtf I hate jeff now.
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>>40980153
ur retarded m8
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>>40978089

R U N D O W N
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>>40977999
short, feminine face
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>>40978562
kek
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>>40979766
>Ooga booga
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>>40978017

what the fuck is ketchup effect?
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>>40980153
you're blind desu
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>>40979019
did ya get any results from the mk?
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he looks like a jacked ash ketchum
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>>40978641
Iktf, anon. Still got a qt gf who likes my huge fucking honker, but I've always hated it.
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>>40980153
>clearly thick frame
>low bf (visible in face)
>muscular neck

You are so fucking stupid if you think he doesn't look like he lifts in that picture. Put him next to a dyel in a sweater and it would be even more apparent.
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>>40977999

Justin Bieber haircut
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>>40977999
He's grossly vascular. Honestly he would look better with a tiny bit of fat
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>>40978129
jeff pls go
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>>40978028
what's with this, i've met so many guys who do not believe in clipping their nails.
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>>40977999
Thin torso also anime fag hair
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He looks like a man trying to look like a woman trying to look like a man
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>>40979211
since i've leaned out i've become so fucking picky with which girls i'll even consider. shit's rough bromosexual.
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>>40983123
I've never heard of it and even I figured it out. Let's say you have some chicken. It's OK, but then add the ketchup. It's suddenly good. Too much though and you ruin the meal.
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>>40977999
Looks like he spends too much time on how he looks.
Get a normal haircut
Some stubble
Stop styling his eyebrows..i guess that's what's going on, if it's not then..he's just unfortunate
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His hair is hilarious.
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>>40984082
I don't necessarily believe in not clipping my finger nails so just never got into the habit of doing it...I usually just clip them when there too long and become trouble some (can't use smartphone, hurts to fap, can't pick nose, hurts to scratch skin or scalp)
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>>40984276

thanks for the explanation

i hate ketchup
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>>40984334
at this rate he's going to be president in 40 years
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>>40977999
high lat insertions

low lat insertions are the final red pill of physique aesthetics
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>>40978599

Girls assume you're an asshole if you're too buff.
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>>40977999
He's got that smoothed down syndrome face
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>>40978722
> thinks he's 210 lbs at 14% bf
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>>40979766
big noses are either nigger or jew tier
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His arms look pretty small considering he's been juicing like crazy from age 15 onward
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>>40977999
His insecurity.
He still tries to appeal to Zyzz audience hence a lot of posing like him, even making posts dedicated entirely to him.
He has no personality, he's a tryhard in short.
>inb4, gazillions on his own brand and clubbing w/ whores
Money can't replace personality. That's why he's doing exactly what Zyzz did in his moments of glory.

But the worst thing for him is realization of it. He butthurted when 4chan rejected him.
Why?
Because Jeff pls go and stay go.
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>>40977999
It's because he's got that weird sorta-Arab sorta-Chinky Link look about him.
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>>40978795
Wow, why would Jeff post a picture pointing out his autism? He actually went up like 1-1.5 points with that cut.

>the one time haircut meme has ever worked
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>>40977999
nothing hes perfect
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>>40978129
Yall mind if i
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>>40985140

Kys idiot
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>>40977999
I used to see this guy at the gym near my house. I remember I saw him once and he was huge. The second time I saw him he looked alot slimmer.

I think it's the vain covered arms that look gross.
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his face and hair make him look like the typical bogan kid in highschool
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>>40978017
Ur just fat and/or ugly
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>>40985125
so masculine, as I said
sissy boys will defend small noses, cause they're feminine
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So many hate here lmao. Stop worrie about a man and just lift bro's. Hé made it and yall batting??
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>>40986451
Haring??*
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>>40986451
Hating??*

Autocorrection sucks on my phone
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>>40986364
The size of you nose has no fucking correlation to testosterone or manlyness, get your head out of your ass fuckhead
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>>40986473
>no fucking correlation to testosterone or manlyness
not what I said. I said it's masculine trait. If it's attractive or not, that's a different matter. You should work on your reading comprehension
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>>40978017
we know you're not at jeff's level because otherwise people would recognise you on introduction. also 99% of fit it full of shit and knows nothing about fitness
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>>40979211

Do you live in a city?

You should pick up a mixed-sex sport like volleyball or climbing to meet girls.

Its not your stats that are stopping you at all if your numbers are real. Its your mentality or fashion or hair or something. You likely have some huge low hanging fruit. Like fix your posture and learn to smile and be confident type stuff.
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>>40984990

But then you got life on easy mode. You just have to be really nice to them and they fall in love with you.

Women also love to "tame" assholes and be the girl that turned him nice. You can have a beta personality and be nice and they will fall HARD for you.

Whereas skinny/short guys have to have dominant/alpha personalities just to get some action.
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