>move to nyc >join new gym >prepare for some deadlifts

>>40969583
>butlers
What?

kys

>>40969602
East Coast savage detected.

>>40969583
>didn't bring your own baldrick to the gym

>>40969602
He is referring to, ehem, "the help."

>>40969689
>trusting your dogsbody with weights
That's the most dangerous thing imaginable in the gym since crossfitters figured out they could run without putting the barbells down

Did you tip them?

>>40969583
>He doesn't have his own valet

>>40970858
>he doesn't have his pilot fly him to the gym in his helicopter

Your gym DOES have a helipad, RIGHT?

Good god man! Next thing you know you'll have to queue to pay the plate dispenser.

>>40970901
Pay? You don't just wire the money beforehand?

I went to this onenplaces where all the plate butlers were turbo manlets (like sub 5') and I felt like Willy Wonka

>nobody notices i'm about to start deadlifting
>ahem, excuse me everyone, please be advised that i'm about to start deadlifting

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>>40970874
>all his helipads don't have gyms.

>no free butler avalible
Waiting kills me

>they all go to public gyms with the commoners
>not building a private space habitat with all the equipment necessary for a good workout

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>a squat plug shaped like a thingy!?

Here on the west coast we usually have a group of manlets load the plates