>"Okay anon, why don't you go to town with that

>>40969568

Just tell her to shower beforehand. If you want to keep this going just keep your homosexuality to yourself.

Tongue is a muscle
Flex in and out of her asshole for 5x5
Squeeze at the peak of extension
Get those throat gains
You aren't a tonguelet, are you?

>>40969636

You're right. The tongue doesn't have an equivalent to manlet shoes.

>>40969568
Eat her shit you fucking fag

>>40969568
dude just make sure she has good hygiene, and if you're really worried about it, give her an ass massage with a massage bar or something and get some of it on her asshole to dilute the shit taste
that's what i do anyway, but my girlfriend has good hygiene so that helps too

>>40969568
This is bait.

Nevertheless:
>check hygiene (and sti)
If cleanerino
>go for it
>but if you don't want to then just express that.
If not
>don't
>if you do want to though, get her to strip, bend over, cough. Then hose her down, bucko.

yeah you fucking wish. every fat bitch I've ever known has been submissive as fuck.

>>40969568
>"good idea anonette, get it ready for my winky!"

>>40969568
Do it while in the shower

>>40969568
I eat my girlfriends asshole at least 5 times a week.

Why do people want to eat poop? Why would a girl want someone to eat her poop other than some fucked up power play? How would it even feel good? Women don't have prostates.

Rimjobs are honestly the most disgusting shit ever.

>>40969568
>tfw gf knows that shoving her naked ass right on my face and giving me a good sniff of dem sweet pussy and ass juices makes me rock solid
also i dont think she spends much time cleaning her ass as it's pretty clean in and out at any time of the day really, i guess some dumb sloots just dont know how to wipe their asses so theres bunch of horror stories going around

>>40970115
>t. autist who only likes thiccbrapps

if you autists stuck to thinn, things likes this wouldn't happen

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>>40969914

>thicc
>fat

Get the fuck out of here.

>>40969636
i keked
ty

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>tfw no thicc juicy butterslug to let you suck on her brown BRAAP button.

ITS NOT FAIR HOW DO I GET PAST THIS SOCIAL ANXIETY!

>>40970087
>Women don't have prostates.
The kind of women i like do

>>40971397
top kek

>>40969568
I'd go to town on some cute petite chick's ass, not on some land whale.

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>>40970254
>OP's pic
>not fat