What do I do when I'm too poor to afford going to the gym?

>>40968675
go to park? do cardio? do pushups? squats? crunch? do something you fat fucker

>>40968691
Ignore him, he's just making excuses for being overweight.

>>40968691
I do cardio but I must have shit genes or something
My brother eats literally the double of me, drinks soda on a daily basis, eats sugar everyday (I don't even like sweets or candy) and he is thin as shaggy from scooby doo
> inb4 muh genetics

>>40968721
>inb4 muh genetics
>blames genetics

You're gonna have to face the music sooner or later, think how grateful you'll be to yourself in 6 months if you start today

Also Fat isn't the only measure of health, you shouldn't be envious of someone shovelling shit into their body

you can join a planet fitness for like $120 a year just for cardio and some light weights and you bitch about not being able to afford a gym. If you're canadian they have fit4less which i hear is ok for the price.

>>40968755
>You're gonna have to face the music sooner or later, think how grateful you'll be to yourself in 6 months if you start today
Not him, but as someone who's semi chubby and that just happened to check out /fit/ after doing the plank exercise and failing; that's pretty fucking inspirational. Cheers bud.

>>40968675
>get a dawg
>run with 2 miles with said dawg every day

Now that your happy and fit, youll be more pleasant to be around and can land a job

>land a job after applying 30+ places, but still remember to take the dog for a run
>Work/run for a while
>bask in your happiness, loss of weight, and enjoy your nice dawg
>Join a gym
>meet a cute girl as she notices your gains increase
>eventually she have to learn you make shit money
>overcome the rejection, learn to face failure

now your invincible OP, look at that you life is turned around all because you got a dog

>>40968831
scratch that dogs are expensive to feed OP, youre fucking fucked

>>40968675

if you are fat at least you can control your diet. which is a good thing too if you are poor. you lose weight and you save money since you not out there buying all those cookies.

>>40968851
I'm skinnyfat

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EAT LESS YOU FAT FUCK
MOVE MORE YOU FAT FUCK
READ THE STICKY YOU ILLITERATE FUCK

You're welcome.

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>>40968675
Think of it this way, if you lose the weight, you'll think more highly of yourself, you'll be more confident, more attractive and thus more likely to land a job

If you want the cycle to stop, you gotta stop it yourself

>>40968675
>stop watching porn and playing vidya
replace these with running and body weight workouts while you look for a job

people will dispute this but trust me here, TRUST ME

src: dopamine dopamine dopamine

Try planet fitness

Pushups
Squats
Abs
Run
Etc...

Come on, OP, you have streets where you can run. I cant even leave my house after 9pm or before 7am. If you are ashamed of showing your flab in public, run early.

I am unemployed too. Lost 8kg because food is so expensive where i live that the only thing i can afford is rice, potatos and , sometimes, eggs.

>fat
>too poor for gym

How about take the money you spend on food and spend it on the gym you fat fuck