>Go outside >"Hey anon! Ready for some high intensity

>>40966835
Yuck.

>>40966835
Those bodily proportions are unattractive to me and somewhat intimidating as well.

>>40966835
Take her inside and get some cardio giving her this daddy dick.

>>40966858
this

>>40966856
>somewhat intimidating as well.

in what whey?

drop spaghetti out of my pocket

>y-yeah uhh sure i love cardio

autism sucks

hnngh

'no'

>>40966835
>implying any girls do high intensity cardio
probably of 30 mins of LISS
smdh desu senpai

>>40966835
Yeah where's your bike?
>implying I ever run.
Also
>let her lead
>stare at ass entire way.

>>40966835
good for you, you clearly need to lose some weight

>>40966835
gtfo nigrelia i'm trying to make gains

>>40966835

>Yeah. Your place or mine?

ALPHA
L
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only cleanse she needs is an ethnic one.

>>40966835
Drop the food and water bottle you stole from packages on my doorstep and get the fuck off my property before I pump your thic ass full of .38 hollow points you sheboon.

>>40966835
scram nigger

>>40967295
epic my fellow /mlp/ friend *brohoof*

>>40966835
Turn 360 degrees and walk away.
Wouldn't want to waste the gainz that I had gotten during the gym time

>"Why do ask me that shit every fucking day Lashawnda, you know I'm going to say no to you."

>Implying I would work out with a girl.

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>>40967295
too true

>>40966835
>Go outside
pssht yeah right

>>40966835
doesn't look very real

>>40966835
goblin get ye gone

>>40967295
authentic kek

>>40966835
>"ready for some high intensity cardiovascular anon *tee her*"
>steals a car stereo

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>>40966959

>>40966858
i see you miss the pussy annon, how long has it been you scored with a woman this pretty?

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>>40967326
You're really going to hold an april fools gag against /pol/?

>>40966835
>Sure!
>turn around 360 degrees
>start sprinting

>>40967918
>>turn around 360 degrees
>>start sprinting

Ummmmmmmm

you'd run right into her?

>>40967701
They have been begging to keep ponies on /pol/

>>40967971
this anon is right: >>40967918
you should turn 720 degrees instead

>>40966835
>Sure, let me just ask my mom.

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>>40967971
god. just...

>>40966835
Yeah sure can't miss this for anything.
hope we keep doing it.
GO !

Sure, let me her the prowler out of the shed.