>be socially retarded >workplace social tonight >free

go to adv with this shit
>how do I socialize
NOT FITNESS RELATED

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>>40965896
adv is shit

this thread is relevant to many people who visit this board. many of us lift for girls

>>40965978
sauce ?

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>>40966007
don't have it

most cancerous thing ive seen all day
off urself op, u r not meant for this world

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>>40966145
no. ;_;

please respond

>>40965860
>offer to be DD
>get used by everyone so they can have fun
>be liked as the pussy bitch that you are

>>40965860
Step one:
Find a topic you know how to talk about. Since you visit /fit/ lets guess you work out and can talk about that.

Goals/routine/how long/
ask questions about same stuff. if girls tease about dyel, dyeSquat, Summerbody2017.
Music you listen too during workout..blabla lately mozart, makes you get in deep in the zone.. etc. all fit threads can be a topic.

Step two:
how to start conversation step one.
Dress like you lift, tight clothes to show off gains, maybe even tshirt with fun lifting quote. This way, the topic is likely to come up without you having to be an autist. if no one says, you say him/her/ "you have big biceps, you lift a lot, eh?"

There, that should atleast be 15 minutes of solid conversation. If you need it, you can plan out some more topics.

>>40965860
go, have 1-2 glasses of sauvignon blanc, and socialize

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>>40966713
i take the bus to work though

>tfw hear people going to the bar
>tfw afraid I'll just spill spaghetti
m-maybe I'll just go home

>>40965860
Sauce?

>>40965978
*BRRRRRAAAAAAAP* "Hehe I'm sorry Anon! I must have had too much ramen!"

>>40965860
Small talk is easy. The golden rule of any and all conversation is people like to talk about them self or their interests. Which is good because I'm assuming you're not interesting,
If you don't know what they are talking about just act like you do and keep asking questions. Seem like you really care, think of a few jokes to sprinkle in.
Have a drinking contest, see who can drink a beer the fastest or play baseball with a cig.

>>40965978
eww holy gran pans

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>>40965978
>>40966123

>>>40968273

Honestly, just drink. It's not gonna develop into a habit of cheating because you're not doing it for pleasure, you're doing it to fit in. Actually. Drink a lot. Not too much, but be pleasantly buzzed. The people at your event will remember you being outgoing, talkative and happy for a change. You'll probably say some stupid stuff, but so will they and they won't remember it because people don't really remember unimportant details.

>>40965860
Get fucking blitzed and socializing will be easy