>just saw my gym crush flirting with my gym nemesis i just

>>40960112
You have a gym nemesis?

>>40960112
Your gym nemesis and your stats?

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>>40960112
Don't worry, Anon. At least you're still natural. Am I right?

>>40960112
gym nemesis. Never heard that one before.

>>40960151
aka chad

>>40960122
>>40960151
How do you not have a nemesis.
It's typically that guy who mostly does the same lifts as you and you subconsciously compare the stats.
It's a bit of a silent competition, without ever saying a word and with respect.
Then there's another type of nemesis, the absolute moron that bothers everyone, but why bother with that one.

fucking gym nemesis. does he even know?
anons reading this could be someones gym nemesis, shit, i could be someones gym nemesis

>>40960207
>i could be someones gym nemesis
But are you a... big guy?

>>40960221
for you

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>>40960200

>>40960112
I got into a fist fight with my gym nemesis at a
Sonic during happy hour

For anyone that wants to know what a gym nemesis is
https://youtu.be/83GUAsi6gYc

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>when your gym nemesis tells your gym mom that you haven't been wiping down the bench after using it
fucking tattle tale, i got grounded from the gym for two weeks because of him

> Gym shaman was out of gains goblins repelling incense
> Continue my workout anyway, what's the worst that could happen
>Lose 9 weeks worth of gains and turn into a manlet.

>>40960112
Man up, bruh. Feels are like wheels, they carry you to places and for us, those places are at the sides of the other Gods on mountain Olympus.

Pro tip: practice your Zyzz pose and start flexin' on 'em.

>>40960112
This is why you should only focus on the self at the gym its not a club

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You just give up like that?

>>40960355
story time

Well at least your gym nemesis doesn't bully the falcon who has a nest at the top of the power cage, fucking asshole, we all hate him.

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>so Chad stole your crush
>what men should do when nemesis steals future gf
>7 tips for taking crush back from Chad
>when Chad just wont die
>5 unbelieveable easter eggs at your local gym

>>40960658
kek

>>40960658
Chad literally is nemesis when it comes to women & your crush.

>>40960606
I was getting my daily after-gym route 44 ocean water at sonic and the dude walks up to my window and starts chatting shit about db presses being superior to bb presses. So i row down my wind fully and punch him right in his db loving face. The car hop was on her way out and starts screaming as the guy recovers and reaches in my car and pulls me straight outta the goddamn window. he tries to pick me up but fails miserably because the weight is distributed in a nice connected fashion, unlike his precious dumbbells. After he fails to press me, I kick him in the nuts, pick him up with my superior bb press style, and then slam him into the pavement. Fight over.

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>>40960388

> gym dad been spotting for another woman behind gym moms back
> gym mom sense something up and ask gym dads gym nemesis. He makes up a lot of LIES
> gym dad slapped me on back and tell me he hope I enjoy gym orphanage as I'm going to be loading my own plates from now on

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That feel when my Masters Awaken!

>>40960713

>>40960722
AWAKEN MY MASTERS

>>40960722
AWAKEN MY MASTERS

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>>40960713

autism is real

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>>40960112
You can't have a gym nemesis when you don't talk to anyone

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>>40960722
AWAKEN MY MASTERS

nice meme

>>40960112

btw have you ever talked to your gym crush? i am way too much of a shit cunt to talk to her.. Man i am shook. she comes around me a lot man. i am still scared to say hello. F ffuck it im not even going to attempt it, because if she acts weird it will make it awkward in the future

>>40960722
AWAKEN MY MASTERS!

>>40960722

AWAKEN MY MASTERS

>>40960112
>first encounter with my gym nemesis
>I'm predetermined to lose it in order to embark on the epic quest for Gains

>>40960713
I'm... I'm sorry?

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>>40960722
AWAKEN MY MASTERS
Du du dudu dudududu

>>40960722
AWAKEN MY MASTERS!

>>40960722
AWAKEN MY MASTERS!

>>40960722
AWAKEN MY MASTERS

>>40960384
Get the fuck out reddit

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>>40960200
>Then there's another type of nemesis, the absolute moron that bothers everyone
Sounds like Genova

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>>40960713

>>40960200

>multiple gym nemeses

only on /fit/