So I fucked my car a can't go to the gym, so I have been

also do curls

remember to drink the gallon of milk

>>40956528

freeze them for additional weight

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>fucking your car

>>40956553
But that's wrong. It'll weigh less when frozen due to milk particles escaping through the jug to make room for the ice. And since milk weighs more than water, the water in ice form makes it weigh less.

>>40956553
>freeze milk jugs
>get frost bite while doing curls
>?
>profit

>>40956611
>putting your hands in the freezer too

Cmon man

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>>40956528
> not having an emergency gym

>>40956621
I replaced the milk with water retards

>>40956594

That's why you submerge the jugs in water, then freeze them. The outer ice layer keeps the milk particles sealed inside

>>40956528
do you have a luggage? pack it full of shit and lift that. Decline pushups, body squats, etc.

ride a bike to the gym faggot

>>40956633

Did you transfer the milk over to bags? If so, you can attach the bags to the frozen jugs for additional weight.

>>40956645
I don't have a bike

>>40956633
Why? Milk weighs more

>>40956649
Do they make a tool specifically for this?

>>40956657
Use your sister's bike

>>40956649
they were empty jugs nigger

>>40956528
How far is your gym?

>>40956673
I don't have a sister

>>40956668

Only in Canada. Milk exists free of all jugs there.

>>40956677

pop them in the freezer anyway, Frozen air adds additional weight

>>40956683
5 miles, but I have to go through coontown

>>40956700
How much does an ice cube of air weigh?

>>40956686
At least try to work with us, man.

>>40956718
How much do you pay?

>>40956686

Oh shit, I'm sorry bro. What happened? Did she choke on all the milk?

>>40956707


5.38 Metric ounces

>>40956702
Shit dude
If you're really desperate I suggest taking a bus

>>40956528
fill milk jugs w/ cement & attach them to a broom handle via rope or bands so they dangle and do chaos squats, the most intense full body stabilzation exercise known to man

>>40956702

Oh come on, you can't find a bike in coontown?

you're never gonna make it, brah

>>40956528
tfw gym is across the street from home and open 24/7

>>40956745

Fuck yea, bruh! I live across from a playground too!

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>>40956760
That's a good one

this was a good thread