>Mum is having another go at me for being 'too big'

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Protip: you're fat, not swole. You fell for the bulking meme

I blame plg desu, bunch of fatasses

>>40953195
Maybe try lifting instead of just bulking

>>40953230
I'm really not fat at all, don't consider myself big whatsoever. I'm 6ft 170lbs, completely dyel by /fit/ standards.

>>40953264
probably got a skinnyfat belly

>>40953195
>>40953264
don't listen to women, they don't know what they want. just keep making gainz, and don't fall for the dirty bulking meme. this shit happens all the time:
>oh anon, I don't like big muscly men, don't get big!
>get big
>oh anon, I can't keep my hands off your arms and meaty hamstrings, teeheehee

daily reminder that women are a meme

>>40953264
Pics op

>>40953264
>170 @ 6'

literal twink lad. eat ur mum and gf. bulk til you hit 220

>>40953264
>>40953290
also forgot to add, fuck /fit/ standards, you'll know if you look good. This board is full of unaesthetic PLG dweebs who take out their insecurities on anyone who can't bench >225.

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>>40953291
Best I can do at short notice, I'm 18 by the way

>>40953264
Your mom and gf got no clue brah. I'm 6' 235lbs and my mama doesn't care "as long as I don't lose my neck"

>>40953365
Literal lanklets, 6'1 260, still don't feel big enough

>>40953348
Fuck that bitch. You're not even that big. Leave humanity behind and get a girl who appreciates a man being manly.

Your GF is just insecure. She thinks you will leave her if you are too attractive for her. Women do this shit all the time.

Let me Guess.

You are Swedish and your mum and gf are feminists.

>>40953348
Mirin the traps? How?

>>40953394
UK, girlfriend is 'feminist' but apparently I've got a very dominant/masculine personality which she finds incredibly attractive. Makes me think she just says she's a feminist but isn't really, like most girls.
>>40953390
I really like her though anon
>>40953391
Maybe, but as I said, I really like her and I don't want to leave her.

>>40953264
>6ft 170lbs
wtf you are a skeleton

>>40953403
Shrugs mainly mate, I do a lot of shoulder work because I swim, so perhaps that helps too

>>40953389
Pics

>>40953432
I'm fat and gross, maybe pics after this gear kicks in and I finish this recomp

>>40953424
That's what I thought, really don't understand it to be honest

>>40953348
hello frame twin, thank your parents for those shoulders, girls love em. I would say to tell your gf you're "maintaining", but aim for 180. If you do it clean your gf won't notice until it's too late,
and by then she won't care (srsly don't dirty bulk tho, it's not worth it).

>>40953424
ignore these lads OP, this board is full of big boned monsters apparently. I was 6'0" 170lb a few months ago and I looked great, certainly not a skelly.

>>40953195
>>Mum is having another go at me for being 'too big'

you're turning her on and she feels uncomfortable

>gf tells me that if I get any bigger she's leaving me
she's challenging you to see what you care about more

>>40953195
Allow me to help

>Mum
No fucking idea, best theory is she doesnt want to see her "baby boy" grow into a man and thinks if you stay small you will be small. Abandonment issues, is your father still in the picture?

>gf
Easy
Girls want to be the admired one, if your sexual market value is higher than hers she either has to accept that you are better or strive to improve herself. Both of these are unattractive options for a girl so she picks option C and tries to bring you down to elevate herself.

Remember, girls are naturally attractive while men have to work but men can improve themselves much more. laziness works in their favor

Either way mate, you might love em but fuck their opinions.
Love your mom, you cant replace her but if the gf is acting up tell her to stfu or gtfo
plenty more of those around

>>40953420
>Makes me think she just says she's a feminist but isn't really, like most girls.
Exactly. It's an idle threat to protect her ego. Just get bigger anyway and watch her chase you because she's never going to get anything better.

>>40953480
I do like my shoulders haha, gf loves them too. Yeah I think that's what I'm going to do, I'm aiming for about 82kg because that's Bale's weight in American Psycho (bit of a superficial goal but he's kind of my inspiration).

I don't really feel any pressure to get bigger than that, at least until I'm much older. I think past a certain point girls my age find it unattractive anyway.

>>40953481
That's a bit strange about my Mum, I hope you're wrong. Might be right about the gf though, I think I'll do what anon above said.

>>40953508
Yeah my wife constantly says I'm getting to hot for her and she is scared I'm gonna leave her, she tries to get me to skip the gym to, but she sure seems to enjoy my fitter bigger body when I take my clothes off, it's how women handle insecurity, they wanna bring you to their level, don't let her, fuck bitches get swole

>>40953348
you got a nice frame. Keep bulking. Fuck your gf they'll be plenty more where you're heading

>>40953348
nice gyno fag

>>40953507
I think that's more accurate about my Mum. Doesn't help she's 5'0" so I dwarf her completely already.

>>40953508
Gf does often admit that she's not as hot as me, so I'm not too sure if she's trying to deny it or not.

I'm going to ignore them both and get massive anyway, there's nothing they can do stop me haha.

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>>40953348
>too big

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>>40953560
>blub-blub away

>>40953508
>>40953540
same here breh, they get insecure as we get bigger. just dgaf and keep liftin'

>>40953564
>I'm going to ignore them both and get massive anyway, there's nothing they can do stop me haha.
That's the spirit anon, you're gonna make it. Really wish I'd started seriously training at 18, I just did bullshit "full-body" hypertrophy workouts throughout college, with basically no strength progression the whole 4 years. I still looked pretty good and had little competition at my nerdy school, but I missed out on so much progress :(

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>>40953564
>I'm going to ignore them both and get massive anyway, there's nothing they can do stop me haha.
Son im fucking proud of you, youre more mature at 18 than i was and i sincerly wish you well

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>>40953564
>I'm going to ignore them both and get massive anyway, there's nothing they can do stop me haha.

>>40953564
Good shit anon, make the most of your young years while you can. I'm 19, I was in the same boat as you for a while and my gf even left me because i got "too big", but desu young relationships are a meme anyway (you'll find better out you've got a long life ahead). My mom even got used to the whole thing and even makes sure I'm eating a lot now, remind your mom that it's better that it's better your hobby is exercise and training instead of doing other pointless shit

>>40953693
Shit I just realized how much I butchered that, what I get for being a phoneposter I guess

>>40953564
This is the ideal 18 year old /fit/izen.
This is how chads are born.

>>40953195
bodyfat?

>>40953403
Rack pulls above the knee START NOW

>>40953292
I kekked

Stop fake blogging faggot no one cares about your scycho imaginary persons, t b h u look like gay bottom.

>>40953195
Your mom believes in mom-science, she cant understand cutting and bulking and thinks you try to bulk yourself into strongman-fattie mode. Same when cutting, only way to solve this is ignoring her and proving that you know what youre doing

>>40953719
>>40953693
>>40953672
>>40953627
>>40953607
Thanks lads, you guys are great

>>40953757
No idea mate, sorry

>>40953348
>>40953264
Lmao. You're fuccboi mode. I seriously doubt your mom and gf think this is too big.

>>40953964
/r9k/ please leave.

>>40953983
Whatever you say anon

Never denied I wasn't big

>>40953195
They're just shit tests OP

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>gf says my arm is too big to put it under her head while we sleep

>>40953348
try lifting

You're not getting "big", you're getting fat.

>ex gf: stop going to the gym so much, I don't care how big you are, I still love you
>ex gf: I can't take my eyes off your ass, you know that was what attracted me to you in the first place
>every gf: I hate it when other girls eye you up, I cant go anywhere without you getting attention, you make me feel self conscious, I wish you wouldn't spend so much time working out. I wouldn't care how small you were.

Girls are a meme. I have never dated a single girl who didn't love my body but hated the fact I worked out. No matter how straight I am with them at the beginning, saying that lifting means a lot to me and that 3-4 nights a week I'll be lifting - they cry deprived victim girlfriend a couple of months down the line. One even said I was mentally abusing her.

Oh and my mother is convinced I'm roiding.

I don't want to slay sloots anons, I just want loyalty and companionship but that seems impossible with modern day women's stupid as fuck mind games and insecurity.

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>>40954685
That fucking feel. Women are way more insecure than we are. Hang in there, anon.

>>40954685
My lifting buddy's gf literally does that. She cries "you never spend any time with me, you are always at the gym."

>>40954685
>Oh and my mother is convinced I'm roiding.
Well, do you? Pics of body

>>40953971

The majority of women really don't understand how weight training works, they think if they touch a 5lb platic dumbell they'll end up like Lou Ferrigno.

>>40953348
Look good, what Routine do you do?
If that's too big then your gf is retarded and your mum has dementia

>>40953348
Im 165lb 5'9 u hungry skeletor

Why is /fit/ so gay?