How can I be more alpha in the gym bros? >be me >who the

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How can I be more alpha in the gym bros?

>be me
>who the hell else would I be
>hit up my local gym for weight lifting sesh brat
>cute receptionist asks me for my gym ID
>ask "huh huh huh?" because I can't hear here over my iPhone blaring my gym music
>she looks at me weird
>I realize it's attached to my keys. throw them down on the counter in an alpha way and have her pick them up and scan them
>she mumbles "have a good workout..."
>I triumphantly walk to the locker room
>instantly get naked
>assert my dominance
>pull on speedo tier briefs and check myself out in the mirror
>everyone in locker room mirin me hard
>go to do some bench
>pathetic manlet who is a few inches shorter than me (I'm 5'6" is on bench
>tell him to hurry up
>he doesn't
>start getting impatient
>finally he's done, get on bench
>bench about 150 3 times, rest, repeat for 11 or 12 sets
>go back and shower in locker room
>as I'm leaving girl walks up to me, says I left my phone on the bench
>ask her for her number
>says she has a bf
>oh well
>hands me my iPhone with pandora still playing, only one channel: Selena Gomez radio
>wink at her
>leave the gym staring down all the newbs walking in

I only workout for about 15-20 minutes at a time but I go everyday and I pump through my workouts hard. Is there anything else I can do to be more alpha?