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So some Chad in the gym is mad at me for hogging the bench for too long,he was giving me shit infront of my face with his buddies which brought out my autism and I shot back,we almost went at it until his two friends held him back along while another dude got in between us, he then told me that if he ever saw me at the gym again that he'd fuck me up big time,I just continued on with my routine while he did his while clearly talking shit about me to his buddies.

We almost went at it again when I made a remark about how skinny his legs were and how they looked like straws which made him drop the dumbbells he was using and he went over to me and pushed me while shouting how he was going to kill me,I kicked him back which made him lose his balance abit and pissed him somemore. We had to be seperated again but by then I already finished.

Not gonna lie,I'm fucking scared but I'm pissed off as fuck too,I sincerely apologized when he told me I was taking too long for my bench presses but then when he started insulting me,I couldn't take it. Fuck's sake I'm 5'8 and roughly 190 and this guy must be 6'4 and over 200 pounds,I'm pretty sure he was aggressive towards me because I was small and a easy target.

What do I do? Should I go anyway and if I have to,fight until I get crushed? Not like I have much of a reputation to care about since I'm a manlet anyway
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>"height matters in a fight!1"
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I don't know senpai.

I guess if I was in your situation I'd get his attention while he's resting and just flex a 'cep towards him, to warn him not to mess.

But then again I'm not autistic so I don't really know.
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Stop going to the gym and go somewhere else

Or bait him in to attacking you and sue him

You don't want to get fucked by the law its just not worth it

>t.anon with assault convition
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>>40941728

if this is true which i do not believe it is, fuck that guy, stand your ground even if ur a manlet, don't let some gymcel retard agressive idiot intimidate you. you done the right thing op, next time knock him out
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Nothing. Taunt him all you want but if he throws the first punch get him thrown out of the gym. You can take a beating Anon, any man can. Don't throw the first punch though. That's the chimps game.

Sure, getting hit is going to hurt but seeing him get kicked out and enjoying the gym without that faggot would be much sweeter. Temporary pain for long term profit. That's the whole point in getting fit.
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>ignore everything about him
>if he comes to start shit tell the staff
>if he physically assaults you, sue
it's not hard
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>>40941817
>bait him into attacking you and then sue him
This is a major cunt move, dont do this

dont back down from him either
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>>40941845
this, dont be a faggot and start anything and if he starts talking shit dont talk shit back, talk to the staff. maintain control and composure.
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>>40941845
>>40941885
>>reddit
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wait for him to throw first punch
then go all out fucking berserk mode and try to fuck him up

godspeed little guy
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>>40941917
do you want to make gains or to waste time and energy on some insignificant faggot
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>>40941845
This is some bitch shit.
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>>40941917
if its not b8 theres no point dicking around
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>>40941885
More bitch shit. Ignore this.
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>>40941973
>>40941989
>t. 15 years old dyel
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>>40941836
Op please do this, just be calm and defend yourself but let him throw the first punch.
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>>40941728
oh man, some angry bald manlet with a beard was looking at me angrily today.
Don't even know what I did to piss him off, I'm pretty chill, also I kinda draw attention from the ladies. I was scared. I never got a scare look before.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zk9Orewnf6E
>follow link
>learn
>destroy all who oppose you
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>>40942004
Grown ass former soldier. Fuck off.
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>>40942039
What the fuck did you just say about me you little bitch
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this ghetto sounding gym
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>>40942004
>I'm going to justify being a pussy by calling people who aren't 15 year olds
LMAO'ING at your life
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>>40941845
This is what is wrong with the world. Enjoy your safe space.
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>>40941779
>evander holyfield 6'0
>buster douglas 6'3
>>40941728
also op thats only a 10lb difference, if he has a thin neck and little legs you can probably bash him
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>>40942007
OP here,just got back from showering,I'll try and keep quiet and not start trouble but if he does what hes going to do then I'll let him throw first but I'll try to block and maybe go for a takedown like in the UFC or something,thanks
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>>40942049
Why? You going to sue me?
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>>40942039
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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Wait until he start barbell curling, and then just walk up to his face and start dead lifting it.
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>>40942052
>>40942055
literally what the fuck is the point of fighting some faggot over meaningless shit? No really do tell me because I'm dying to hear your powerfantasies
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>trigger him
>make him assault you
>threaten to call police for assault
>make him say "ill kill you if you do that" since he'll be in a hothead mood
>now he can be charged with witness tampering/intimidation, at a minimum
>witness tampering is a felony and can have a maximum sentence of 20 to life depending on the state
>fuck em
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>>40942069
Don't go for a takedown, ground fights are fun for nobody.

If you've never been in a fight just put your arms up, defend and throw hard for the face when he opens up, which should be pretty soon if he's not experienced either. I'd bet my left nut he isn't because people who know how to fight really don't like to fight.
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>>40942055
I just think defending yourself is normal behavior. Is is not acceptable where you're from?
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>>40942099
This.
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>>40942081
Let me get this straight, someone physically assaulting you constitutes as "meaningless shit" in your eyes?
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>>40942099
Okay I'll take your advice instead,I dont know shit about doing a takedown other than some half assed rugly tackle anyway lol
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>>40942146
some insecure dudebro at a local gym throwing a shitty jab at you and not following it up? Yeah, it is meaningless. It's literally nothing. You sue him and that faggot won't act like a nigger anymore
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>>40942069
>maybe go for a takedown like in the UFC or something
Someone post that webm of the kid breaking his own neck.
Don't do this stupid shit.
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>>40941728

I know that feel, man. Dude must have been huge if you were scared. Don't fucking back down, if he attacks you, let him turn your back on you then smack him across the back of the legs with a barbell. I assume you're strong so that'll fuck him up. Then beat him, aim for the groin, neck, and the back of his head (back of the head will knock him unconscious/possibly kill him). If you go to court, "Selfd-defense" will hold up since you can play the manlet card. Obvously you feared for your life
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>>40942055
Yeah fuck these pussies
Anytime someone looks at me wrong I go out of my way to start a fight and risk my life over some bullshit
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>>40942062
nigga that's mike tyson he's 5'10"
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>>40942192
Attack him with a weapon and aim for the head ? Are you retarded ? Do you want Anon to go to prison for murder/attempted murder/aggravated assault with a deadly weapon
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>>40942195
>>40942195
Bro was physically threatened and your solution is for him to stick his head in the sand? No.

Just no.
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>>40942240

This isn't the Wild West, faggot.
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>>40941728

Thats why I always take a knife to the gym
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>>40942219
dude don't be a pussy lmao
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>>40941728
>We almost went at it again when I made a remark about how skinny his legs were and how they looked like straws which made him drop the dumbbells he was using and he went over to me and pushed me while shouting how he was going to kill me

Hahahahhaha oh fuck OP youre a fucking deadman, thats like saying a nog has a little dick. Were you lifting with fousey tube?
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>>40942256
>L O N D O N ?
>O
>N
>D
>O
>N
>?
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>>40942155
If you bust him across the nose or jaw with some force he won't come at you as hard because he'll be bleeding, crying or knocked the fuck down.

Don't be aggressive, don't try and start it but be willing to defend yourself if he comes at you. Your goal should be to hold out until the fight is broken up, not punch the fuck out of him. Seize your opportunity if/when it comes but don't fight expecting to hit him.

>>40942240
There is a big difference in the eyes of the law between threats and assault. Let them talk all they want, only hit them if they come after you.
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>>40942257
I guess I'll stay a pussy if it means not getting raped in prison and throwing away years of my life over some random fuck I don't know.
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>>40942219

bad idea? idk im not a lawyer man

>barbell
>deadly weapon

Okay fine, just stop at hitting him across the legs at the knee He won't be able to retaliate effectively if you do it hard enough
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>>40942240
If the guy hit him then yeah,fight back, but there's no point in going out of your way to start shit with some dumbass who is probably is probably insecure and would drop a plate on your head.
People who go around picking fights aren't normal like you and I, they won't knock out a guy and leave it at that, theyre fucked in the head and will try to kill you to prove they're tough.
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>>40942256
Don't risk a life, bin that knife
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>>40942277
90% of people will open up with an overhand right so just keep your left hand high and throw a right at his nose/jaw
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>>40941728
>5'8" 190
>6'4" ~>200
are you for real right now? He'd have to have 60 pounds on you AT LEAST to appear even proportionately as large. If you don't make him look like a skinny bitch then you're either nowhere near 190 or he's closer to 300 than 200.
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>>40942324

6'4 and 200 is twink as fuck, im 6'3 225 and still twink, should go or 240 to go past twink mode
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>>40942276
>>40942304

No Germanistan. Its a 24/7 gym basically without staff at night and there are roiding niggers and turks so I will take at least one with me if they chimp out
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>>40942324

im telling anon, the lanklet is all bone and sinew. he just needs to DESTROY THOSE LEGS, swipe him across the knee with a barbell
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>>40942293
Barbell would be considered a deadly weapon. Can easily crush a skull or fuck someone bad enough to kill them.
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If he tries to fight, everyone else at the gym will try to stop him dude, don't worry about it. Maybe he'll get in a punch or two on you but you'll be okay, try to get back at him with three
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>>40941852
I'd do it.
I mean what kind of world do you live in?
We have laws you know.
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>>40942349

... but thats the point of using it

we live in such a pussified society. even Jesus carried a sword
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>>40942384
You will go to prison
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>>40942382
You're the kinda guy who'd pretend to have a disease to dodge the draft and then fuck your best friends wife while he's away fighting , aren't you?
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>>40941728
Keep going to that gym anon and keep making them gainz don't back down stand up for yourself and hold your ground

>Fellow short guy here btw
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>>40942338
>>40942346
8 inches of bone and organ is probably 50 pounds of bone, organ and blood difference between the two of you. Now spread the remaining muscle mass across the much larger skeleton and you're looking at a fucking twig.

How are you afraid of this skellington, OP? At 5'8" 190 and /fit/ you should be a monster. Are you just really fat and nerdy or what?
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>>40942384
How'd that work out for Jesus?
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>>40942072
Yes
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>>40942338
>tfw 6'3 190
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>>40942384
I have a weapon too and I pray to Jesus that I don't have to use it
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>>40942349
>>40942404

i dont get it man. i never even realized i was short until i hit my 20s, and it took me a long time. when i was a teenager i used to beat up and bully my 6'4" friend and ive never been afraid of lanklets. fat asses are more dangerous than a lanket
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>>40941845
>>40941817
>t. Schlomo & Sheckle Law firm
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>>40942384
If it's life or death use anything you can. In a weight room who has the bigger dick contest I wouldn't recommend beating someone with a barbell. I agree thou society is full of pussies, self defense is important
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>>40942180
I agree, there's a reason his friends held him back.
Because they're less autistic then him.
There are laws in every country.
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>>40942434
>fat asses are more dangerous than a lanke

somebody post hawaii shirt punisher
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>>40942401
Maybe, what's your point?
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>>40942409

perfectly, thank god he paid for our sins on the cross
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>>40942087
Also a good plan.
But you should also press charges and bang your richer now too
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>>40941728
You have Little Man Syndrome.

Stop trying to be a tough guy.

You were obviously hogging the bench.

I bet you were doing 1 plate.

Have some respect for other gym go-ers.

I hope you will some day learn. When will you learn?
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>>40942384
Jesus was a man who advocated only fighting when you needed too you cad.
I don't think Jesus would want OP to fight chad he'd tell him to turn the other cheek on this one or just report him.

Only fight if you need to.
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>he dosen't keep a gun in his gym bag
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>>40942575
>he doesn't carry a dildo in his gym bag.
>he didn't pull the dildo out and threaten the chad with it during the fight.

You some beta male or what?
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>>40942180

>op sues
>word gets out that op is a grass
>op is found in a skip minus a few fingers and toes
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>>40942556

You're probably right. OP should probably turn the other cheek. Turning the other cheek meaning, go on minding his own business and lifting. But if that guy attacks him, he has the right to defend himself, and thats where the barbell becomes an option

All I'm telling OP is that if he gets into a fight, he needs to win. This passage from the Old Testament was quoted by Paul as a good example of being a man

1 Samuel 4:9 Be strong and quit yourselves like men, O ye Philistines, that ye be not servants unto the Hebrews, as they have been to you: quit yourselves like men, and fight.
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>>40942607
You're assuming this guy is in the mob.
Or is in a deep criminal underworld dude.
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>>40942607
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>>40942624
It just feels like you're looking for trouble.
Defending yourself is always fine though but you just have to remember that there are laws.
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>>40942635

No i'm not
Being known as a grass will make you a target for anyone looking for one for whatever reason

I've seen people known as grasses get jumped in the street by 10+ guys several times and that was when i was growing up, not like actual adults
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>>40941728
He isn't chad he is beta Brad. beta brad is the pretend chad that gets aggressive because he needs to prove him self.

Next time I recommend using the bench before he wants to and rustle his jimmies but be polite. If he gets aggressive then report him to the gym staff and get his membership revoked.

Could you not share the bench though, usally if someone came up to me asking how many sets i got ect Id offer for them to work in during my rests.
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>>40942668
He is manlet. It obviously takes to long loading the bar between sets. Also not a trusted spotter.

Will they ever learn?
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>>40941728
You're a manlet. It's his God-given right to insult you and hurt you. You should be thankful that he has kept you alive this long.
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>>40942496
He didn't pay for my sins, couldn't stand the price, miserly heeb!
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>>40942664
Where do you live compton?
You sound like you live in a real shit hole if that's the norm.
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>>40942698

Liverpool
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>>40942714
Well that explains it.

Heres an FYI if you don't live in a ghetto you don't get jumped for following the law.

Sorry you live in liverpool man. I used to live in a shithole too.
I'm rooting for you to move to a nicer part of the UK.
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>>40942762

Erh i like liverpool
I mean there's rules to follow but it's actually not a bad place to live, especially if you grew up here

If you earn a normal wage it's really cheap too
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>>40942814
Well all that matters is that you're happy. if you like your living situation then more power to you.

I didn't like mine so I moved.
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>>40942853

Where were you?
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>>40942871
South Central of the Los Angeles area.
It sucked.
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>>40942453
This the one you want?
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>>40942039
>HURRR DURRR IMMA MARINE XDDD

Shut the fuck up retard
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Smash his head with a 45 lb plate when he's benching. That will solve all your problems OP.
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>>40941728
> mfw if someone tried to get tough at gym, one of my meathead friends or myself would instantly take them outside and either make them stay or whip their ass

Fuck chad. Go back to that gym and ignore him. If he starts shit again take his knees out.
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>>40942906
That was awesome
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>>40942039
Just because you're a soldier doesn't mean you can logic.
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>>40942937
the shirt seals the deal
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>>40942905

Ahh
Yerh i doubt i'd enjoy that because the whole area is pretty shitty isn't it? Like here you don't tend to get shit happening aslong as you don't do anything to bring it on yourself if you live outside of toxteth/netherton/kensington

I imagine south central to be one big toxteth
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>>40942906
haymakers for the win
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>>40942923
Yeah good advice. Then he can get the bench all he likes in PRISON.
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>>40942989
>tfw you realize prison is literally just /fitlit/ IRL because all you do is read and workout and suck dick
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>>40941728

The fact that he pushed you instead of just throwing a dumbbell at your face or punching you in the throat with a straight suggests he's never been in a fight before in his life.

You're ok dude.
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>>40942039
Which explains why you're a retard
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>>40941779
Height sort of matters only if it's relative to their weight. Weight in a fight matters, hence why there are weight classes in fighting sports and heights of fighters usually average out. Unless you get outliers, like the 6'4 skeleton.

Being able to fight is a different story.
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>>40942966
Yup it was shit all day everyday.
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>>40943070
>Doesn't want to kill somebody in public
>Hasn't been in a fight

I don't see a logical fallacy here.
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If he actually starts yelling at you literally all you have to say is:
>Fuck off you weird faggot. It's a bench wait your turn and stop crying like a bitch.

Yes he will get mad and probably yell some more but he'll look like a retard to anyone watching and that's all it really is: a show for his friends.
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>>40941728
>Not being the better man
>Not calmly telling him how many sets you have left and offering to let him work in
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>>40941779

Tyson's boxing style is beauty. Pure swarming. Uppercuts. Street shit.

>Hey your that young knock out kid
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>>40941728
Ignore the fag
Then you ignore the fag

If he comes with his shit in public, ignore the fag
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>>40941728
>What do I do? Should I go anyway and if I have to,fight until I get crushed?
Of course you should go anyway faggot. If he tries to start shit then he'll probably get banned like a bitch.
>I made a remark about how skinny his legs were and how they looked like straws
This was unnecessary and petty.
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>>40942432
>TFW 6'2" 150
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>>40942343
kek, tfw you are living in germanistan too and have to carry a knive for the same reason. dont want to get my head stomped by some arab.
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>>40941845
/thread
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>>40942052
>having to justify being a pussy about fighting some dude who will most likely beat his ass to a pulp

how insecure can you get my dog
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>>40942550
He will learn someday. When will he learn?
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>>40941728
never underestimate retard strength, you got this bro
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>wait in the shadows, preferable near the entrance
>stab him in the lumbar plexus with a shiv
>whisper in his ears as he dies
"shhh, notin personel kid"
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>>40942205
He's listing the people who fucked Tyson up.
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Here's how you handle it broseph:
>look at him incredulously
>"Wait your turn"

From here you have two options: bench normally, or bench exaggeratedly slow just to piss him off

there should be no physical confrontation because the only thing at stake here is pride
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>>40943129
kekus
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know your fucking place. you shouldve just left the bench and waited for him to finish to use it and then went back to your workout, honestly, I would give shit to a manlet who's been hogging the bench for too long as well. When you manlets get angry, its rather ridiculous than scary. if you're 5'8 and he's 6'4 you cant do shit to him, so just let him have his way
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>>40948356
This is the only reasonable option
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>>40948669
This is some new levels of manlet projection
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>>40948669
Wow anon you are so cool and dominant
Fucking kill your self chimp
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>>40941852
Time to grow up kiddo
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>>40942338
>6'3" 225
>twink

bigorexia, not even once

or just skinnyfat, who knows
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>>40948692
I get that the truth hurts, as you are probably a short guy, but I just honestly told you what you have to do as a manlet to avoid problems.
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You know what to do
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Honestly OP,like you said you don't have much of a reputation to lose,if you lose the fight then its no big deal because the guy was bigger but if you win the fight then it'll crush his ego because a guy like that would rather kill himself than to lose to someone he sees as subhuman
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>>40948742
fuck you
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>>40942401
This seems like a good idea. I'd creampie his wife before he comes back so he ends up raising my kids when he came back from the war too.
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>>40941728
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqRPaucl8r4
OP do this

or alternatively kill him with a plate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GpdhRvrt_4
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>>40948791

fuck you, leatherman
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Got a lot of retarded niggers in here.
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>>40941845
Smartest post ITT
Can't believe all these internet tough guys saying fight him
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>>40941728
You can see their smiles progressively getting bigger with height increases.
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OP here,just got out of the gym and I'm sitting down in a Starbucks nearby,I just saw him left the gym with one of his buddies,the other one didn't come apparently,I think he's trying to follow me lol
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>>40949153
Oh yeah,I'll break down what happened
>Walk in
>See him doing curls while his friend was sitting down
>Friend sees me and taps on the shoulder and he looks at me
>Stared at him abit and then put my stuff on the locker
>Go on to do my Squats first since it was vacant
>Could hear them talking about me
>"don't do anything retarded man,just leave the little guy alone"
>"i dont like the way he looked at me,if he gives me the look again,i'll fuck him up"
>Continue doing my work in peace,I guess because the gym had five other guys,I was safe
>Decide to leave since I was done
>On the way out the door,saw them looking at me and talking but I couldnt get what they were saying

They're still outside but they might be coming this way,I'll be right back
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HERE'S WHAT YOU GOTTA DO
>IM THE BOSS OF THIS GYM
>FUCK YOU LEATHERMAN
>WHAT DO YOU SAY YOU GET OUTTA YOUR JEBRONY OUTFIT AND WE'LL SETTLE IT RIGHT HERE
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>>40942039
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>40949244
Firstly go up to him and say do you have a problem? if he says yes then say "we come to gym to lift weights, if you want to go fight someone happily join an MMA class and go at it, otherwise don't try starting shit with me"

if he talks shit/threatens you then say "i'll happily file a restraining order against you so that you won't be able to come to this gym if you continue like this, i've already spoken to the staff to inform them whats going on"

After that he won't talk shit or anything.

trust me deal like it as an adult, works 100% of time.
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>>40941728
hide his sleeping bag in the reptile room and when he goes in to get it lock him in. that's how i handled my gym bully.
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>>40942432
>tfw 6'6 280

Started out at 370. Made it down to 260 but lost my job. not been very active since so I put weight back on.
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>>40949244
Shoot him dead.
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>>40941728
This is what im afraid of, like what the fuck am i supposed to do? I'm supposed to ignore him and go report the guy? What if staff will just tell me to fuck off?
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>>40950540
If you can hit 1234 and hes just a curlbrochad you can probably kick his ass as long is your fighting iq isnt autistic
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>>40948791
lookin small there leatherman
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>>40941728
Well did u hog the bench
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>>40941779
tyson fury is 2.06
klitchko 1.98
valuev (the worst boxer to win) was 2.16
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>6'4
>Over 200 pounds

shoutings at lanklet
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>>40950675
get out of that uh jabroni outfit
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>>40941728
Are you over 12? If so then press charges against if he hits you and get his ass thrown out the gym as well. Otherwise ignore him on next visit.
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>>40941845
Only post with a brain, desu. The others are just idiots trying to living aggression dreams through you (the same guys who got bullied their whole lives and can't even look others in the eye are now telling you to fight "your bully", think about that for a second).
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>>40942039
Exactly, that only proves you're an idiot. Now shut your barracks dick sucking mouth and let the people who actually got an education speak.
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what kind of gym only has on bench.
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>>40952884
You're misunderstanding anon, it was Chad's bench and then this manlet dyel came up and unrightfully started using it violating the NAP.
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>>40942432
>tfw 6'4" 156lbs
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>>40949244
Oh shit it's probably big p don't fuck that nigga
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OKAY. I am going to unironically say this, I'm leaving /fit/. Years ago this site and it's thread gave me plenty of useful information but now that I'm getting older I realize, most IF NOT ALL of you are straight up bitch ass beta cucks! Jesus fucking Christ.
>sue him
>tell on him
God damn you are a bunch of pussies.
>if you stand up for yourself, you lack intelligence
Gay gay gay
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>>40948261
Evander Holyfield he had a draw with.
And Buster Douglas was a huge upset. Mike was going through some serious shit.
How about you bring up that 6'5" Italian guy Mike beat the shit out of?
and Lennox Lewis doesn't hold as much weight. That was after Mike Tyson had been in jail and fired Kevin Rooney and all that drama.
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>>40953620
Bye felicia
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>>40953620
>literally chimping out over some stranger acting like a bitch
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>>40953620
ur mom LMAO
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