Help I'm a fat girl. What would happen if I used anavar,

Why don't you just stop stuffing your face like a disgusting sloth.

>>40937726

Is pic related you?

Honestly id go:
250mg Test-e E3D
50mg Clen ED
50mg HGH ED
20mg Aromasin EOD

You'll hit that weight goal in no time

>>40937749
i like this one. also the "put down the fork you fat fuck" makes me laugh too.

>>40937749
Thats what im doing
That doesn't help with muscle

Why don't you try to achieve something by putting actual effort into it instead of looking for ways to cheat and cut corners, for once in your life.

>>40937726
>>40937760
I'm pretty sure using roids without actually losing the fat first will just make you look like an NFL lineman.

>>40937726
>>40932794
or kys shitbrains

>>40937726
My two cents:
>look up the Two Compartment Problem
>don't go straight to roids of any kind
>lose the fear of "wasting time" making yourself better

Its only a matter of time till you know who comes boys. Hope you guys are wearing sweatpants.

>>40937760
>hgh in mg

Ephedrine, eat ~1500 kcal, get fit

>>40937726

>Considering drugs day one

Holy fucking shit. Just eat at a caloric deficit and exercise.

>>40937726
go for it girl!

you should also go to a supplement shop and get whatever the store clerks recommends you

>>40937944
It's a fatty, of course she's (he's) lazy looking for as little effort as possible to achieve goals

>>40937906
Incorrect. Stop spouting shite you uninformed pleb.

100mg var ed
100mg primo e3.5d
12 weeks

Female bodybuilders take massively higher doses. This will help you retain your femininity.

Also add 50 winny ed the last 4 weeks for hair gains

>>40937921
>taking the word of a man who claims starvation mode is real

>>40937761
It shouldn't make you laugh. It should make you put the fucking fork down.

don't use avatar but just lift and eat less. You'll become a better person

>>40938024
Two compartment model specifically debunks the starvation mode meme. Good on you for at least Googling it, but be more attentive when deciding what knowledge to receive and what to reject.

Time spent bettering yourself is not wasting time.

>>40938024
>medical studies NOT funded by the self-help or weight loss industries
>hundreds of thousands of participants
>originally conducted for reasons completely unrelated to weight loss
Yeah those are some wild claims, bro.

>>40937978
But op is a whale not a bb with an already low bf% I fail to see the relevance of your example. I'm just saying she should focus on the bf% first

>>40938179
>You imagine that since you are filing up the fridge with less glucose, it will eventually empty. However, this does not happen. Why? Because, as you start putting less food in the fridge, your body senses that and starts to get antsy. So, it starts to make you hungry and want to eat more. If you don’t fill it up, it will decrease your metabolism so that it is burning less energy.

>>40938221
That's not the starvation mode meme... that's just how insulin works.

Starvation mode is the bullshit idea that fasting, i.e. starving will trigger a special metabolic mode that preferentially builds fat over muscle.

Anon I'm not even selling anything, I just want you to understand how your body works.

>>40937726
>if you rape this girl you go to jail
Fuck society.

23% bf at 5'5", how enormous am I?

>>40938221
Bro you just described the hunger mechanism. Keep researching until you understand. Test on yourself if you have to, but don't try and argue against basic experience.

>>40938266
>if you eat less your body will burn less
is the literal and simplest definition of starvation mode

>>40938298
The whole point of the two compartment model is that you can utilize calories from body fat instead of from dietary intake.

Out of curiosity, how do you respond to >>40938204?

>>40937726
As a female who used anavar before, I think you're just better off doing it natty if your main goal is to lose fat. But that would mean that you have to lift weights hard, eat more than 2000 calories of clean food and do cardio for 30mins to an hour 5 times a week. If you do a low calorie diet, it will be impossible for you to maintain your lean mass, if your muscle drops because of low calorie diet, you get saggy, slow metabolism, and you're gonna create a body that holds fat easily. So just eat around 2000cal, then burn approx 400cal plus up your daily active level slightly and you'll lose weight.

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>>40938343
> that you can utilize calories from body fat instead of from dietary intake
HOLY SHIT SO THAT'S WHAT IT'S FOR, HOW DID I NOT REALIZE IT

The guy claims that CICO is false and if you eat less your body will somehow adjust and not lose weight.
A mass scale experiment ran by Germany in the late 30s-40s proves his claims wrong.

just do it

how many faggots here drive their car to work instead of walking? Who handwrites papers instead of typing? Modern science is a luxury that we should take advantage of. There is no reason not to safely and responsibily use weight loss agents

>>40937944
I need to maximize my time. I won't be young forever.

>>40938478
Did you maximize your time gaining weight?

>>40937726
Women should literally never under any circumstances do steroids wtf do you want a manly jaw, facial hair and your clitoris to grow into a mini penis? If you want drugs to help you lose weight take vyvanse or some other amphetamine (vyvanse is best bc it lasts 12 hours) and do cardio all day with zero appetite

>>40938478
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
ha
ha
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ha
hahahah

hahahahahaha

>>40938387
It will take me over 2 years to lose that way...

>>40938492
I am smarter now. I want a six month transformation.

>>40937726
poor b8 5/7

>Wanting to use a drug that helps people gain weight after surgery and recover from anorexia.
>Trying to lose weight.

Anon. Stop.

You'll drop a ton of weight by eating right and lifting, trust me. No, you won't be young forever, but you'll ruin your body a lot faster by fucking with that shit.

>>40938425
>false
Not really, dude. He's not arguing against conservation of energy, he asking why you wouldn't want to use scientific knowledge of the mechanisms of caloric interchange between the various body systems to more efficiently achieve your goals.

If you want, CICO is "false" in the way that "hard work gets results" is "false". Hard work does get results, but there is more to it - a mitigating factor called "effectiveness" that it makes sense to figure out and factor into your plans.

Additionally, which study are you referring to? I'd like to study it in detail.

>>40938545
the first result in google for two compartment problem

>>40938530
>I am smarter now.

Apparently not. Get lipo and a stomach staple, stop bothering a fitness board.

>>40938530
You're not that smarter if you're considering roids on day 1, or at all for what matters.

How fat are you ? A 6 months transformation will probably lead to stretch marks or worse, loose skin.
Now be really smarter, eat at a deficit, train, sleep, repeat.

>>40938567
Google doesn't give congruent results everywhere, the first google result for two compartment problem had no searchable references to any German studies in the 30s or 40s.

Identify the studies you are referring to, please.

>>40938643
The holocaust you dense motherfucker.

>>40938283
>just say your name is ahmed
free rape + a pay check

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>>40938674

>>40938710
#swoleleft
#gottapunchnazis

>>40938425
ad far as i understand the article is just about the simplest CICO-explanation ignoring the hormonal effects of low glycogen stores - according to CICO someone with a TDEE of 2000kcal should lose (slowly) weight at a daily intake of 1900kcal, but in reality fluctuations in the basal metabolism created by the low glycogen levels would just lower the TDEE a little bit.
That doesn't mean you won't lose weight with a 500kcal deficit, but that you cannot simply calculate a "TDEE" and be done with it

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>>40938670
the what?

>>40938725
Don't forget
#IAmTheOneWhoCuddles

>>40938670
Sorry, I was looking for actual science and not a meme approach to analysis. Pretty stupid of me, considering.

The claim isn't that the body will magically not lose weight if you eat so little that the body is constantly consuming itself, but that your resting metabolism will remain higher with less stress over the long term if you make good use of fasting.

>>40937757
Yeah. Tips?

Do you have big tits? Because man, do I stick my dick in too many fat chicks with big tits.

>>40938609
Stomach staple? I'm only trying to lose 45-50 pounds
>>40938640
Rapid weight loss leading to loose skin is a meme
Ive been fat for a while so ofc i will have some. It won't retract or tighten up. I just have to get lean and build muscle so i look better.

>>40938807
>Rapid weight loss leading to loose skin is a meme
>I will have some
HAHAHAHA this doublethink. You deserve what you get.

>>40938807
you should diet and do a bodyweight routine like p90x desu

>>40937726
Why don't you stop your lazy behaviors and read the Fucking sticky.

>>40938517
...No? I'm off cycle right now, and I've lost 14 lbs in 5 weeks. I'm hitting the gym 5 times a week and doing weights and on the bike machine doing HIIT for an hour, and cutting eating around 2100 right now. There's no easier way out for you girl, even if you took var, you aren't gonna get the result you want.

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>>40937749
This is the key to success OP

>>40938710
it has been deposited onto your account.

>>40938821
It's not double think
I will have loose skin regardless. I didn't gain weight rapidly and i have been overweight since like 12 so yeah

>>40938425
>struggling this hard against new knowledge
Hope you kick the habit, bro.

>>40938842
Yeah listening to a wiener who lifts for "muh expectations, muh standards" is the key to success right? lol.

>>40938425
>no reading/verbal comprehension
>wants to mock others
You're a real keeper, you know that?

>>40938609
Not much smarter, lipo is very dangerous for landwhales

>>40938841
Do you have a lot of muscle? What's your TDEE?
I thought var would help me recomp by building muscle while my deficit helps me lose fat

>>40938854
How does any of that (even if true) disprove rapid weight loss leading to loose skin?

Having a little loose skin you can't avoid and having gotten gotten fat slowly isn't a good reason to blow yourself the fuck out while trying to lose weight on weight gain supplements.

>>40937726
The idea that someone who couldn't control their eating and exercise to begin with can reliably and responsibly self medicate with steroids is a hilarious farce.

>>40938922
Pls cheekie show me...I- I mean her a new pic!

>>40938881
Not him but
I love you so goddamn much

>>40938958
yeah but I would love to see it.

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>>40938530
>I am smarter now.
>>40938854
>>40938854
I'll bite your bait.
If you steadily lose the 45-50lbs over the course of 6 months which you so desire you will have no loose skin. Also this whole thread proves that you are in no way, shape or form smarter. You just know more stuff, like the existence of this site and some preeeety vague stuff about steroids (which you probably learned from here) Back to reading cosmo girl

>>40938881
We all live in a world of expectations and standards, even if we're above them. I get the tough guy navy seal mentality and I'm sure it works for you in the moment, but don't expect everyone to buy it without question.

>>40938958
one less fat cunt in the world :^)

>>40938425
Where did you go, holocaust chan? Please regale us with more feats of poor comprehension.

>>40939042
She won't die straight away, she'll be a drain on society and an eyesore for decades to come.

>>40939046
Dont summon the demons from hell, Aka /pol/

>>40938924
It doesn't. I am just saying that it doesn't matter in my case because I will have it regardless.
How is anavar for weight gain? I'm trying to lose fat and build muscle. It's for muscle building.
>>40939010
Yeah, I know more and know that my plan could work. I just read that fat people shouldnt use steroids so idk

>>40939066
>since I will get dirty by living regardless, I might as well smear shit on my body
Jesus christ. What is this sick mentality of "broke the seal, might as well"?

>>40939066
Because muscle weighs something too and adding a layer of muscle underneath existing fat will make you fridge mode.

>>40937726
>i dont want to waste time lifting and making zero gains
I beg your fucking pardon?

this is one of the better troll threads ive seen in a while

this thread makes me want to puke. If its real you're the definition of what men hate. Just your personality. Now now now now now. Eat shit fat cunt, oh wait you were already eating shit prior to coming here.

Anabolic steroids are synthetic testosterone...enjoy your manly features lmao.

>>40939119
Well the whole point is for me to lose fat as well
Read.

>>40939119
>Because muscle weighs something too
More than fat, in fact.
>>40939124
Suffer no trolls, give no fucks. The correct response to trolls is to explain the truth and feel good about yourself. If that feeds their need for attention who gives a shit.

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>>40939160
Fight misinformation with truth, not silence and divisions.

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>>40938922
Back in my natty 120lbs slim but muscular days, I never ate under 2000. Upping the daily activity level, hitting weights hard and cardio for at least 30mins to an hour is the key to become lean. I never follow online calculator for TDEE, I find my own by looking at the scales everyday. When I was natty my TDEE was around 2100. Now I'm around 2600.
>I thought var would help me recomp by building muscle while my deficit helps me lose fat
Var would help you maintain your lean mass while eating less but if you're on a deficit it will be next to impossible to gain muscle. You need food to gain muscle. You might get leaner if you do cardio and weights but you will look saggy and flat afterwards because you haven't made gains/have no gains because of not enough calories.
>tldr
Just eat around 1900cal ~ 2000cal, hit the weights and do cardio for more than 30mins 5 times a week till you hit goal.

>>40938795
b my gf

>>40939187
pls be my gf

>>40939187
Not to detract from what your saying but...

Hhhhnnnnnnnngg <3

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>>40939187
>roiding for this

>>40939222
It's pretty good for a girl. Not even hating.

>>40939228
You have very low standards.

>>40939241
I would have missionary sex with "her" desu

>>40939187
1900 is way too many calories for a fatty grill to be cutting on. Try 1200

>>40939187
Nice leg tumors and overall manly physique. Why did you do this to yourself. The only exercise girls need is cardio and glutes.

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>>40939066
>Yeah, I know more and know that my plan could work. I just read that fat people shouldnt use steroids so idk
45 PEOPLE ON A FITNESS BOARD TELL YOU YOU KNOW SHIT YOU FAT BASEMENT DWELLER

>>40939259
Sex, sure. but to roid for a body like that is dumb as fuck. I've seem much better in girls who're natty.

>>40939296
she looks like a cardio bunny t bh

>>40939241
I don't need to accurately gauge how much effort it takes for girls to gain muscle. I just know if I'd be willing to fuck them or not.

Besides, I imagine that girls' fitness is less focused on "more, bigger" compared to the world we live in, it makes sense this would be true on supplements also. She's already bigger than most girls, so I'll give it to her.

Lazy? Maybe. Arguably unfeminine form? Definitely. Still pretty good for a girl.

>>40938960
>>40938983
I see you :)
>>40939011
>We all live in a world of expectations and standards
I don't, I do everything for myself. Not really interested in proving people anything, and not really selling it without questions. But living life like yours isn't necessary a bad thing either, some people care about those little stuffs at first and get motivated, then later realize that that's pointless, then they find an even better purpose. Your idea is a stepping stone to me

>>40939187
>those unfortunate beginnings of telltale vascularity

>>40939187
My TDEE is 1700. That's a bulk. I wanted to eat 1100 and then try to build a tiny bit of muscle with the var for fast results. I've never heard of eating at a surplus to lose weight. You havw never been fat though
>>40939289
All of you aren't thinking

TDEE - 600 = fat and muscle loss
5 mg var + lifting = gains, worst case scenario is maintenance of current muscle mass instead of obese bf% skinny

>>40939325
You can live in a world of standards and still try to live for yourself; there is no contradiction there.

It's also nonsensical to pretend a stone no longer exists because you're no longer standing on it. Yours is just a method to reduce mental clutter; a convenient fiction - not an accurate understanding of the world we live in.

In the end though I'm just harping on you for semantics, I think we agree. Go out there and keep on becoming.

>>40939268
Are you including 30mins to an hour cardio with weight lifting or are you being fat? You'll be surprised how those things can speed up your metabolism.
>>40939279
>Nice leg tumors and overall manly physique.
Why thank you, that's a compliment
>Why did you do this to yourself.
Because I wanna be a big gurl
>The only exercise girls need is cardio and glutes.
But I already have an ass and do cardio, those are too easy of a goal to me.

>>40939066
See, its very easy, stop shovelling junk into your pig cunt mouth while researching easy ways out like the woman you are.
Eat a deficit, start a beginner's weight program, put focus on core exercises and and cardio.
Now, if you somehow manage not to be an utter disappointment in this regard (which your family and """"""friends"""""" consider you in every other regard), you'll start to see changes in a few months. Is it going to be slow? Yes, yes it is. But you should've thought that before your daily workout routine of Krispy Kreme preacher curls 3*10, you sow. But you will learn discipline for once in your life, putting you above 99.9% of the fat sows you oink around with on tumblr about how you'd like to sit on that alien british man's face until it's a fine paste.

>>40939336
>All of you aren't thinking
>everyone else but me is wrong
I'd tell you to see a dietologist because you probably have miscalculated your tdee, but you need a shrink
Saged

>>40939391
ass that feel like stone and no fat is man's ass

OP you're a good troll and I'm enjoying this

>>40939156
Yes but you will burn more fat faster if your body is pulling energy of your fat stores to rebuild your muscles instead of having it artificially built up by the roids. That's why you should get your bf% down first, see what you look like (you might be happy without the roids) and then go from there.

>>40939187
A manly female. Why? To gross the opposite sex out? To work at a warehouse lifting boxes around?

>>40939395
Lol. Ive used multiple websites to calculate it so
>>40939442
Where is the study that supports that? Ive nevee read that before

>>40937921
>Two Compartment Problem
Why am I only hearing about this now? Shit, this makes so much fucking sense it hurts.

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>>40939187
Serious question, are you into that femdom stuff? Do you like dominating men, like sitting on there face and shit? nohomo

>>40939187
>roiding for this

>>40939468
It's called 8th grade biology textbook. Did you stop going to school as well because nobody wanted to dance with a gelatinous mass at prom?

>>40939530
Lol this. This is either a troll or a very dumb cunt and whichever it is I'm done. I've put the correct knowledge out there it's up to whoever to with it what they will.

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>>40939336
>My TDEE is 1700
Did you use the online bull calculator?
>That's a bulk
Not if you do cardio and weights.
>I wanted to eat 1100 and then try to build a tiny bit of muscle with the var for fast results
You do know how basic rules of thermodynamics works right? I mean with Var it will be a bit different but by eating as little as 1100cal will only hold your tiny muscle that you have right now and not make you gain any muscle. That means that you are not making any progress, no definition, no curves, nothing. Just eat around the calories that I told you, and takes the calories out of that from doing exercise. It's not that hard. And if you started doing that, you're gonna gain muscle, that means you will gain weight. For example, pic related is my 8 week progress of Anavar cycle from 2015, notice the thigh area? I'm wearing same pants. It was baggy before but after it fits tighter but I'm not a fat mess. I ate around 2500cal to bulk with cardio and weights then I gained 15lbs. This is what right amount of calories, fitness and var does to you in approx 12 weeks. Don't be scared of calories, it's actually your best friend to be fit.
>>40939380
I respect the way you live your life, it's not necessary a bad one. What ever makes us happy right?

>>40939627
the before pic looks way better

>>40939414
Have you seen my bum? it very nice ok
>>40939462
>>40939462
>A manly female. Why? To gross the opposite sex out? To work at a warehouse lifting boxes around?
To leave humanity behind
>>40939521
No I'm not a dom, at all.

>>40939650
post pictures of your ass since you're here attention whoring. Hell lets see the tits too why not

>>40939530
Roids aren't discussed in 8th grade biology. Post a study (you can't)

>>40939627
How will I lose 50 pounds though? It just doesn't seem possible. I can't do what you do until I'm thin.

>>40939627
man legs in both

Cheekie I think you're cute :3

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>>40939325
>I see (you)
Get/be freaky anon

>>40939662
ladies first
>attention whoring
Who doesn't like attention? and isn't fit about giving advice?

>>40939627
Kek my lil sister looks better than you without ever having cycled once. And she has d-cups. You roided to look just above mundane. Shouldda bought a tit job instead.

>>40939627
Yeah. Though from a selfish point of view I wish you would pay more attention to your calves.

>>40939414
Well spoken as someone who doesn't know what a muscular ass feels like. When a girl is getting fucked proper her ass is completely relaxed and soft, you get some abdominal and thigh spasms around that area but not usually gluteal clenching.

>>40939668
Basic weight loss is, fat for brains.
Either way, you're gonna keep eating like shit and eventually be the same way you were before, albeit with a manlier face. Lrn2disciple before you start roiding

>>40939391
Fatties shouldn't include any exercise in tdee calculation. Calculate for sedentary and then any exercise is bonus weight loss

>>40939697
if you're going to post unrelated pics of yourself and brag about your ass might as well show us, ill give you a (you) ms daddy issues

>>40939650
>Not a Dom
;-;..... But also :D

>>40937757
Welcome to 4chan m8

>>40939715
ive already lost 5 pounds so I know how to lose weight
I just want to MAXIMIZE MY TIME

>>40939753
Oh wow, congratu-fucking-lations that weight loss requires you to stop snacking for like a week. I lose about the same during exams week without going to the gym just through pure stress alone. Get the fuck over yourself.

>>40939739
Lmao just show us your boipussy already

>>40939753
Just stop eating entirely then; plenty of people do long water fasts. You wont die, probably.

>>40939668
>How will I lose 50 pounds though?
Easy, exact same thing that I told you. Just eat around 1900cal first then gradually up the calories little by little if you notice that you got leaner, muscular and got strength gain. Go to bodybuilding.com and get yourself a full body weight routine that you can do to build muscle, then cardio 30mins to an hour (5 times a week is good but more the better, and don't walk or powerwalk the entire cardio session, be creative and do a HIIT training or jog, go hard.) Don't base your entire fitness progress with a scale, remember, you get heavier as you get fit. Use a measuring tape and take a progress picture often.
>tldr just do 100% in the gym and diet every time and you will be fine.

>>40937726
> fatty
> making excuses to do anything but put the work in

Walk before you run, christ. Concentrate on losing weight first. Wanting to do roids at the same time is a fucking retarded idea; doing roids does help you grow more muscle, but mainly because it improves your recovery times so much that you can go to the gym 4 hours a day 7 days a week. You also need to be able to eat enough to make the most of that.

As a fatty, you wont be making the most of the gym time, due to lack of mobility and strength, and youd be packing your face with food.
All in all, not a good idea. Just put in the hard work.

>>40939838
This is why war is good. Literally.

Boys die, men transcendens.

>>40939838
Fake. Not blurry or grainy enough.

>>40939806
I'm a short woman with no muscle. We're not the same.
>>40939816
I was thinking about IF.
>>40939843
Thanks for your detailed responses

>>40939698
The fact that you're talking about your little sister's D cup tiddies explains a lot about you. And yep I'm gonna get a tit job soon
>>40939700
I have em now though ;)
>>40939719
Why does it have to be so complicated for you? Just exercise and eating right is all she needs.
>>40939739
>Asking for nudes in a fitness board
>Me talking about anavar and showing picture proof
Which is more unrelated you wankstain

>>40939838
Grim/10 mate

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>>40939470
Because thinking is hard, and people would rather reject it and keep their worldview intact than confirm it through investigation and pass it on.

We live in a world of useless faggots. Don't be one of them.

>>40939922
lol fake tits cant make this up, how can one person be this self conscious

>>40937831
>wants to lose fat AND build muscle simultaneously
Almost can't be done. Very difficult task to accomplish. Best bet is to lose the fat then start gaining muscle. You're a girl, the sooner you get rid of the fat, the less saggy your tits and less extreme your stretch marks will be.

>>40939922
Well I mean we all do laundry together lol it's not some kinda secret. Just pointing out that you are genetically inferior to my kin and therefore myself.

>>40939917
Not an excuse to roid, you silly sow.

>>40939950
http://bayesianbodybuilding.com/gain-muscle-and-lose-fat-at-the-same-time/

>>40939922
Just my opinion, titjob is just gunna make you look plastic and overcompensating.
Chicks dont need huge tits to be attractive, and chicks with boob jobs might look good from afar, but fake tits feel fake and look fake. Just be happy with who you are mate.

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>>40939650
>No I'm not a dom, at all.

>>40939922
>tit job soon
My opinion of you just rose dramatically. Not because girls with small tits are worthless or anything like that, but because the initiative to get implants is much more internally consistent with the worldview I sense from you. Good girl!

>>40939944
I like to treat myself and have the tiddies, if I was self conscious I wouldn't be hiding behind an anonymous
>>40939959
I didn't know this was a genetic superiority contest? lol Enjoy the laundry and your sister's tiddies, too bad you couldn't use your gf as an example.

>>40940072
cheekie have sex with me

Also "Princess Dianabol" is a much better handle

>>40940071
Thanks! With big fake tits and a man bod I can probably finally attract closet homosexuals!

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>>40939922
>tit job
Have you considered hormones instead? Please respond.

>>40940023
But you got the whole thing wrong, what made you think that I was doing this to attract people? And not all people who is into body modifications have self hate. But I understand your point though, I would love to not look plasticky too.
>>40940071
ayy

>>40940095
I would be down to meetup

>>40940095
Princess Primo might be better even, I put that there because my friends who is going through tough life situations keeps calling me it and I did to lighten them up
>>40940114
Nah, too much estrogen

>>40940072
>/Fit/
>Not a genetic superiority contest
Where do you think you are? And actually I'm dating up the gene pool a bit. She's taller (my height basically) and has bigger tits and hips. Btw I grade all women from an objective point of view the same way one would rank a class of livestock. There's nothing sexual about it. The sexual context for me is purely based on viability as a mate which disqualifies all incest. I can't even watch it as porn, but I can still give you an objective, honest opinion about body confirmation about anybody male or female related or not.

>>40940183
>too much estrogen
For what? Do you seriously think it would hurt your gains that much?

>>40940209
My goal is to become as manly as possible (I'm already pretty close)

>>40940188
>she's taller (my height basically) and has bigger tits and hips
>my height
>bigger tits and hips
Having smaller tits and hips than your girlfriend is not supposed to be unusual, anon. Are you a woman?

>>40940248
You need help mang

>>40940188
>Where do you think you are?
I'm in a thread about a girl wanting to lose weight, maybe you should re-read the thread topic before or should have made a genetic superiority contest lol

>>40940257
How'd you know

>>40940188
she doesn't give a fuck about your "objective" opinion m8, how dense can a fag be? literally told you herself

also I would totally fuck her brains out, from a totally objetive point of view too

>>40940272
haha us girls am I right?

>>40940265
Life is a genetic superiority contest. You know this which is why you train and fraud so hard to make up for the hand you were dealt.

>>40940188
Autist confirmed.

>>40940290
I roided because I just wanted gains my dude, sorry you got butt hurt that you entered the wrong thread and my life stories aren't that interesting to your likings but don't worry about it, babby steps

>>40940326
You didn't get gains tho

>>40940346
Hmm, then I wonder why I got top 5 in figure competitions and qualified for next show? it is a mystery ;)

>>40940326
Will you post ass pics already? Else the attention will dry up.

>>40940363
Source

>>40940367
Like I said ladies first

>>40940378
Tranny confirmed my suspicions are never wrong

>>40940404
>suspicions
you mean your fetish

>>40940423
You just admitted you're not female. Nice projections tho

>>40940291
Probably, yes. But I am proud of who I am. Unlike filthy roiders

This thread is evidence that women shouldn't be allowed to post here

>>40940502
Leave cheekie alone she's a saint!

>>40940524
I more meant OP but this namefag is pretty cancerous too

>>40940502
Men deserve to know what some women are like.

>all these newfriendos giving shit to cheekie

is it summer already

>whiteknights in /fit/

Is it summer already

>>40940326
Gainz you couldn't achieve with your own shitty genes. Youve just proven my point.

>>40937726
>but i dont want to waste time lifting and making zero gains

Nah better you waste time stuffing your fat face and making zero gains.

Fucking moron.

>>40940146
If you would get the titjob for your own self confidence, then great, more power to you lass. Just saying most people who get botox, fake tits and the whole works do it to overcompensate for something they feel they lack.
You look fine as it is mate (no homo), being comfortable with your own body is something you gotta learn. Obviously wanting to challenge and improve yourself is different, but ive seen plenty of chicks go so far because they werent happy with the way they looked that now they hardly resemble the person they were, are fake and plastic as fuck and so are their personalities.

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>>40940645
>wow, all those muscles and original, too!

>>40937726
This chick is disgusting. Zero hygiene

Enjoy your shit particles in your coffee

>>40940702
>for your own confidence is ok
>but not to make up for a lack
You mean, like a lack of confidence? No hate for cheekie, just pointing out the contradiction.

>>40937726
>i'm a fat girl
YOU HAD ONE JOB
ONE
JOB

>>40940712
Zero understanding of hygiene. Good luck with those brains.

>>40940248
>get as manly as possible
>also getting a titsjob

what the fuck

>>40940712
I would take all of her particles, anytime.

>>40940772
I want to look like a mtf transexual. My face is ugly enough and my body is masculine enough but I have no tits

>>40940739
Its a hard one to hit on the head; for example, if you have a mole on your face, and it gives you lots of self confidence issues, by all means get it removed.
However, if you see a chick with big tits on tv, and go 'I want big tits and a fake nose and botox up the wazoo to get loads of boys or XYZ' then youre compensating for something you dont naturally have.

Its a very odd distinction ill admit, might just be me, but its the advice id give to my sister if she asked. Id say dont do it to impress people or imitate people or because it meets a societal checkbox, do it if it helps you mentally with something thats been fucking with you.

I dunno, make of it what you will. I dont even know if this Cheekie person is a bloke or a lass

>>40940800
>My face is ugly enough
Lie. I've seen your face Cheekie lol.

>>40940645
you gonna be alright there friendo? I can also type for you if you want, can't be good for the ol' noggin exerting that much effort into your posts

>>40940800
Thats one hell of an image to go for...I can tell you from firsthand experience mtf trannies look ugly as all sin.

>>40940800
If you are not meming, just use fucking pueraria mirifica, and just admit to be a real mtf.

worrying about estrogen is idiotic

>>40940826
No you haven't

>>40940712
>not wanting to slurp every last particle from her ass

enjoy being an incel

>>40940824
So basically it's just a description failure on your part. Cool, I agree with what you meant to say.

Of course, this means that if you legitimately want a fake nose and botox and legitimately enjoy the idea of loads of boys or XYZ, then that's fine too. That or you're a hypocrite who can't either separate your values or create a unified theory for them.

Anyway peace, time to lift.

>>40940847
Did you forget lol? Don't worry I won't post it. But the internet doesn't forget, the pic is forever.

>>40940889
You don't have an image of my face, post it and prove me wrong :^)

>>40940869
Doing it for vanity vs doing it for your own inner peace with yourself. Both completely subjective and in the eye of the beholder.
Good chat, have a good session broseph.

>>40940847
Didn't you post on facial gains? Or was that someone larping you?

>>40940899
This, also perhaps with dicke and balles

>>40940899
Why though? I never wanted to in the first place. Now I'm getting this creepy vibe like you would really enjoy me posting it.

>>40940928
I knew you didn't have it lol

>>40940928
>>40940939
Hahahaha you got got there m8.

>>40940928
nice bluff fucker you got me all excited for a moment there

>>40940928
Lmao what a cuck

>>40940928
>>40940939
>>40940953
>>40940961
Not really, I'm just keeping it. No one else who wasn't there deserves this.

>>40940975
Kek nice damage control cuck

>>40940800
also, mtf assume estrogen so it will try to achieve less muscular bodies because of a more feminine fat allocation, and more harmonius shapes you will actually achieve a ftm this way.

>>40940975
how about a trade

I'll let you know i'm in possession of the rarest pepe in existence

>>40939700
yeah nah i have dealt with female bodybuilder ass, it's about as soft as mine

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Does it turn into a pathetic white knight thread every time this floozy posts? I was having fun making fun out of the OP.

>>40937726
>tits or gtfo

>>40941015
Cheekie has been gone for a long time

>>40941015
>being new
>doesn't even know his memes, or what true white knighting looks like for that matter

checks out

>>40941015
we're all cheekie anon

Wtf I'm cheekie now

wtf i love roids now

>>40940712
what are you, fucking fat?

>>40939650
>>40939187
can I put my penis in you?

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>>40941322
>deleting your pic
phat chance kiddo

>>40941400
awe dammit you beat me to it. I wanted to remain hidden so that this anonymous cheekie party goes on :D you ruined the fun

>>40937963
>as little effort as possible to achieve goals

That's called intelligence. You'd have to be retarded or taking a scenic route to do anything else.

Fatties will make shitty goals, not have goals, or capitulate on goals.

>>40941374
Only if I can put mine in you first

>>40941430
deal

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>>40941413
Not him but
I saved a pic that may have been you. If not, the pic is still cute.

>>40941322
>>40941400
And people wonder why anon didn't post her face in response to obvious bait.

>>40941480
You didn't have to black out the face you know ;)

>>40941480
Google's best guess for this image:
>head

We live in a amazing age of new technologies, ladies and gentlemen.

>>40941712
I'll give you head if you know what I mean sweetheart

>>40941726
>tfw I was fishing for that exact response

I just wanna see what cheekies face looks like because the body is tiight

>>40941772
Same here family

>>40941726
>>40941753
If you guys have sex please let me watch.

>return to /fit/ after a long break
>another namefag attention whore is shitting up the board
>anons are eating that shit up

back then it was that autistic tranny avatarfag
now it's a random slut
reminds me why i left in the first place

>>40942037
Maybe reddits more your speed since everyone is an honorary namefag and are just as cancerous as you<3

>>40942037
cheekie has been posting here since your mummy started breastfeeding you you fucking larping newfag, jesus the cancer

>>40939627
In the first pic, you don't even really look like you lift for real. In the second pic, you look like you've been lifting for a year natty.

>>40939470
You're only hearing about it now because it's not a widely accepted theory and it's wrong. It's put forward by cranks trying to sell diet books. Anyone taking a basic course in human biology will realize it's bullocks.

>>40942082
I dont remember Cheekie being around when the one true king of fit strode upon this earth

>>40939627
How big is your clitdick? Enough to peg me with?

>>40942122
It makes sense to me. I just don't get why this isn't the exact same thing as CICO.

When you're losing weight on CICO you're eating below your TDEE, which would mean you're emptying the fridge (first compartment) and then getting into the freezer (second compartment). Why is this supposed to be even interesting? Of course if you haven't burned through the shit you ate today you won't burn through the shit you ate yesterday.

>>40942122
Do you have any studies to cite, or are you just talking out of your ass?

>>40942126
Zyzz was never honestly that big of a deal. Newfags are still funny as fuck, though.

>>40942167
Open a god damn textbook on nutrition.

Making analogies to fridges and freezers is persuasive, but it's not the reality because it doesn't account for basic homeostasis. You don't have to empty your glycogen stores to start losing fat. That's not how the body works.

>>40942160
The difference is that two compartment takes into account things like hunger pangs, insulin levels actually affecting a switch to fat-based metabolic processes.

Anyone who has actually worked out seriously before knows the difference between a workout/nurtitional combo that leaves you cranky, hungry and fog-headed and a calorically identical combo that leaves you with loads of energy, clear head and great sleep.

It's funny that a lot of the people who won't take two compartments seriously and can't let go of CICO are the same people that believe in "clean calories". That's some impressive cognitive dissonance right there.

>>40942203
I'm a registered dietician. And no, after dealing with people all day and cheerfully fielding questions from morons on twitter and fb I'm not interested in hashing it out with you.

>>40942167
Newfags will always be funny. I think we only remember zyzz fondly because he died, his threads used to be vynzbrah tier shitposting

>>40937726
You're obviously a beginner, so take advantage of it. You CAN actually make newbie games while you're losing fat, especially because you're fat AND a beginner.

>>40942244
>registered dietician.
And you seriously buy this fringe two compartment theory, even after sitting in a lecture room with a professor properly explaining how human nutrition works?

You should sue that fucking school and get your money back because they didn't teach you a damn thing.

>>40942289
It's not a fringe theory, it's what's been well documented since the 70s. The problem is that MDs often give advice to laypeople about aspects of health where they're no more qualified than your average broski and are taken as authorities.

Additionally the psychological component of sticking to the plans you make is often a much bigger hurdle than actually understanding human metabolic processes, so the fitness communities at large tend more to regressive catchphrases like "no pain no gain".

Dietitians are registered on a national level, so badmouthing my school isn't going to do you much good. Ask any properly accredited dietitian and not some gym rat or paleodiet mom blogger and you'll get the same response.

>>40942439
You're not going to change anyone's mind with just ideas. It doesn't matter what you know or how you show it, people are extremely good at inoculating themselves against new information. Especially in a place like /fit/ that has a lot of young, successful adherents of a "I did it my way, now I give no fucks and know better than anyone you can't tell me shit" sort of attitude.

People get stuck in their ideas. Just look at the war on drugs.

>everyone feeding the ugly chink whore (you)s

>>40939627
literally a dudes body
The mental retardation needed to roid for this shit....

>>40938517
With that attitude towards basic fitness you're not gonna make it

>>40937726
just lift stupid

>>40937726
LOL
taking anavar wtf

>>40942289
Have YOU ever studied human metabolism? Because a cursory google search seems to show that the Two Compartment Problem describes nothing new or controversial, just what we already know about how hunger, fat loss etc. works. .

This took a trivial amount of lazy browsing to confirm. What's your excuse?