/fit/ I accidently activated my entire bag of almonds but only

>>40937147
throw them away

once they've been activated you only have 24 hours to eat the almonds before they come for you

>>40937147
>activating more than one serving at a time

It was nice knowing you op
This is wh

Microwave it to get rid of all vitamins and nutrients, then activating them when you're going to eat it. WARNING microwaving WILL cause cancer if done more than 2 minute intervals. Microwave them for 2 minutes, let stand for another 2 then microwave again, do this for a total of 60 minutes of microwaving time.

>>40937147
Get an almond defusal kit, its cheap on amazon, but hurry up or it will be too late.

>>40937147
Defuse them before they explode

>>40937147
You can deactivate the almonds if you know the passcode

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>>40939072
>implying a fully evolved bog can't stop a post from going through.

>>40939072
Oh shit their here, OP it's too late

>all these fucking plebs talking about the dangers of leaving your almonds activated
>not overclocking your almonds your maximum gains
it's fucking easy as long as you have a basin of homemade coconut milk to keep them from overheating and the benefits are well worth it.

>>40939863
>not overclocking your almonds
I would if I could. The BIOS on my almonds are locked.

>>40939881
>he buys almonds knowing they cant be overclocked

>>40937147

wtf is an activated almond

ive seen it around, but never been bothered to search google, wtf is an activated almond

>>40941280
>I can muster enough effort to post here but not google "activ almond"

Shove 'em up your ass and leave them there overnight, you faggot.

>>40941280

curry powder
sea salt and dulse flakes
chilli powder and lime juice
the classic tamari
I’m working on a cacao and coconut situation as we speak!

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>>40941407
Oh fuck I'm dead

>>40937147

eat them all now you fucking dyel

>>40939881
Autists don't buy overclockable almonds
Kek

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>preparing veggies
>"Jackson Pollock was a talentless hack"
>mfw they aren't cultured

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>>40939072
Ops surely dead already

It wont be long until [[[they]]] come for us, the bogdanoffs will not tolerate this transgression

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>>40941796
>bought some veggies from the local market
>"Mainstream pop is the best genre out there"
>mfw my veggies are uncultured hacks