Chad walks up to you in the gym, puts his hand on your shoulder

>>40925641

>thanks dude, appreciate it

i don't get these threads m8

>>40925641
kiss him on the lips

>befriend chad
>go party with chad later that night
>????
>profit

>>40925641
My best friend is named Chad, and always takes me to the gym when we're both in the same town.

So I'd probably nod, and say thanks.

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>>40925641
>"thanks bro! want to go to the bar some time"
>He accepts, I then use Chad's social proof to meet random women
>"Hey anon! You look like you lift and you know CHAD! Want to dance with us?"
>"How's this for a start?"
>Pull up pants to expose calves
>Flex a calf for the sloot
>surprised.jpg
>"want to take this thing to my place"
>take her home
>chad sees me leaving with her
>"hey buddy, sorry I'm going to have to take this one from you"
>Chad proceeds to talk to the girl I was about to take home
>after about 5 minutes she agrees to go with Chad instead
>go home and fap
That is how I would respond.

Thanks bro

>>40925757
Only Brad would do such a thing, Chad would never be such a motherfucking asshole.

>>40925782
Both Chad n' Chad don't do this. Probably Zack do It without fault.

>>40925816
What about Dylan?

>>40925665
Me neither. I think it's that one low-functioning autist that keeps making these.

>>40925830
He and Jason are fucking assholes

>>40925816
What about Rob?

>>40925830
Dylan Klebold and Dylan Roof shoot up the club for catering to african american students

>>40925641

>don't touch me

>>40925641
This guy is a solid 6-7/10, not a Chad.

>>40925924

He'll kick your teeth down your throat

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>>40925641
Thanks brah, will do.

Now please let me finish my squats

The funny thing is, I've only met one guy actually named Chad and he was a beta nerd.

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>>40925641
Give him my beer to hold while I benchpress.

>>40925641
>>>/r9k?

>>40925641
"You're not. Might as well stop trying to get big, rogaine's gonna do more for you"

>>40925641
Y-You too

>>>/fitlit/
>>>/mlpol/

>>40925641
"t-thanks, you t-too"

>>40926782
Wait me too, you live in SoCal?

sidenote: i'd rail the shit out of him holy fuck