What are the things around his knees?

>>40887243
ducktape

>>40887243
Fat.

>>40887243
This man prioritises size over speed, a costly mistake...

If I were to battle him I would be so mobile he couldn't catch me.

>>40887251
>Duck

>>40887260

>being a Dex fag

>>40887266
Autism intensifies

>>40887243
This man prioritises muscle mass over skin density, a costly mistake...

If I were to battle him I would be so impervious to bullets he couldn't shoot me.

>>40887243
This man prioritises tattoos over clean skin, a costly mistake...

If I were to race him, my car would be so fast that he wouldn't reach me.

>>40887243

Patella straps.

>>40887260
kek

>>40887334
>Patella straps.
the only smart post in whole thread

Alleviates patellar pain, including conditions of tendinitis, chondromalacia, patello-femoral pain
Provides moderate compression to the patellar tendon, reducing forces to the femoral groove
Helps to stabilize patella, improving patellar tracking
Unique attachment system allows user to adjust strap with one hand
Stays in place
Sizing chart available under product description

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>>40887316
He has won worlds strongest man a few times.

He's one of the only few people in the billions of people on earth who get could get a tat like that and not look like an idiot. I think tats are stupid and degenerate but for this guy, it's a status symbol.

>>40887243
Is this where SS will get me?

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>>40887260
Ryder?

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>>40887260

>>40887243

They stop blood flowing to his legs to keep it in his head so he doesn't pass out again.

>>40888083

Eddie has never been WSM.

>>40888042
>Sizing chart available under product description

Kek

That goddamn gh gut plus the fact that his core is probably a barrel of muscle

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>>40887243
This man prioritises size over guns, a costly mistake...

If he came up to me and tried to hit me, my PTSD would kick in, and I would shoot him dead on the spot, just like that.

>>40888378
copied from amazon

>>40887243
Whats up with his gut? Is this roid/growth hormone/insulin gut thing that body builders have?

can't stand this cunt

>>40888083

>Won

He deadlifted the most. That's it.

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>>40887267
>>40888210
>>40888255
What good is strength when you can't even land one strike? Imagine being as fast as I am. I am literally able to flip and dance around opponents twice the speed he can probably go.

I would toy with someone as slow as the meathead in the OP. I'd spend most of the fight dodging and taunting, and once I grow tired of the charade I'd knock him out with a single punch to a power point of my choosing... Or if I'm really motivated I could strike multiple before he has time to hit the floor. Never underestimate a man of speed.

>>40887243
Patellar tendon straps

>>40890998

To think that this would be plausible shows how ignorant you are. You've never trained, you've never been in a real fight and you don't understand the physics of any of it. All he would need to do is grab a hold of you while you "attempted" to shuffle and fall on top of you. I thought like this when I was 16, fought a 300 lb fat sack and got in at least 20 hard licks to the chin and it didn't phase him, he literally waited for me to move in and wrapped me in the most crushing bear hug I've ever had the displeasure of experiencing. I was 185 at the time.

Tldr you're a faggot who's never been in real physical combat ever and doesn't understand weight classes are science.

>>40890998
I believe there is a boxing video of him on YouTube

>>40887243
What's the point in being fit and fat?

>>40887260
m'lady is dripping
*tips fedora in the slow and controlled manner of the seasoned fighter of many battles*

>>40887243
If you make him look taller and give him red shorts nigga look like Zangief

>>40887260
>I run from all my fights

>>40891744
>replying to satire

lol retard

>>40891744
Lmao you could spark a 300 pound fatty with 20 punches? You weighed 185 not 120. Feather fisted faggot

>>40892320
Couldn't*

>>40892278
>I can weave around strikes and punch you 20 tines before you even thought of attacking me
FTFY

>>40890816
It's called having massive core muscles, plus being fat, plus eating like a motherfucker all day

>>40892331
How tall are you, speedy

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>>40887260
>This man prioritises size over speed, a costly mistake...

>>40887243
>that roidgut

what's even the fucking point? His body is far beyond attractive.

>>40890816
That's Lennyism my man

>>40892992
He's one of the strongest men in the world, and by far the strongest deadlifter of all time.
Also has a beautiful wife iirc, who gives a shit about the gut at that point.

>>40887243
Is it wrong of me to want to watch him fight another giant to the death?

>>40893048
He should, considering he won't make it past 40 at this rate. He needs to go on a cut like Big Z.

>>40890879
>deadlifted the most
>that's it
Oh yeah fucking easy dude.

>>40888701
fucking file name kek

>>40890869
For me its mostly cause of his shitty tattoos.

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>>40887243
WHY ARE YOU CLOSING YOUR DOORS TO THE PUBLIC?

>>40888083
He has never won WSM and he never will. He's really good (pretty much the best) at deadlifting and also good on OHP, but the rest is just mediocore compared to his competition. He lacks stamina and just isn't overall as well rounded as other world class strongman.

>>40890998
He has maxed STR and INT, you ain't got shit on him with your DEX comboed with Autism.

>>40894614
You were probably one of those guys who said he wouldn't lift 500kg
Eddie is going to win WSM this year, screencap this

>>40888083
I would call you out for succing his dick, but I agree with you.

>>40890879
He also won Brian's strongest man, and is stronger than all of Asia + Africa as well, he just can't take the 2-3 world champs, Shaw bjornson and big z is all.

>>40894614
He is the best at deadlifting. End of.

>>40888083
Are you stupid? His left pec says "blade" in chinese and his right pec is "blade" FUCKING BACKWARDS IT IS LITERALLY LIKE HAVING EDALB TATTOOD ON YOU

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>>40888210
He isn't supposed to be 143cm tall.

The difference is in proportions: Shepard is 9 heads tall, which is how mythic heroes were sculpted and modern day superheroes are drawn - it makes you look more physically imposing.

The new guy is 7.5 heads tall, which is anatomically correct for the average man - but when sculpted/drawn it makes you look a wimpy dexfag. Just like being actually 9 heads tall would make you look extremely weird in real life.

>>40887260
lmao

>>40887243
Those are power limiter Shinji.

He MIGHT be trying BFR training.

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>>40887260
5 star post

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I go to the same gym as Eddie and have some insider info. Attached is an image of his gym bag. This is top secret use it wisely.

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>>40887260
>>40890998
t. you

>>40898437
>tesco finest honey roast wafer thin ham
I KNEW IT

>>40890998
Whatever you say Oberyn

>>40896695
I'm 8.5 heads tall at 1,88m

Are you saying I'm a headlet?

>>40892293
IKR, I actually cant believe how many people fall for the bait...

>>40898437
is that ham?

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>>40887260
wha...

>>40887260
MADMAN
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>>40887260
Include me in the screencap

>>40890879
lel a guy literally deadlifts more weight than any of the billions of human beings to exist

>That's it.

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>>40901276

>>40901317

yeah and I've thrown more raw samon fillets at a stop sign whilst tugging off than anyone else on the planet and you don't hear me talking about how great i am

>>40887243
>>40894905

You idiot, it's not to be taken at face value.
It means
"You lift by the sword, you fly by the sword"
That's why it's on his pects, muscles activated by flies and benching.

>>40901356
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JY_s46-sasY

seat belts

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>>40898935
>skipping the head day

>>40887260
Are you Cell?
Is this guy in op's pic Trunks?

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>>40888210
Ryder, not this again!
No one else is that small! I feel sorry for your dad!

>>40901597
I left /v/ for this?
No wait, I meant to say
I'm glad I left /v/ for this.

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>>40890998
Gif very fucking related.

>>40891744
OR you punch like a faggot, extra weight doesnt make someone harder to knock out

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>>40887260
Nani???

So fast!

>>40900219
ennui? is that really you?

>>40898437
Is that green thing his sleep apnea mask haha

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>>40890998
i feel the general consensus is, most people don't really know how to fight; so that being said, being a big guy is intimidating and people wil pick a fight with you less frequently and/or you'll win because you'll overpower them.

>>40887260
Fucking kek

>>40898437

Another Strength Asylum fag, hello lad