Started drinking more water and now I feel like I need to piss

>>40872803
do you drink coffee/caffeine?

>>40872803
> ducking
You deserve it, mobile poster

Try coming off creatine drinking a gallon a day + a morning coffee and milk then complain you weak faggot

I enjoy pissing...I don't know why.

>>40872899
Pissing and shitting are two pleasures that you shouldn't take for granted

>>40872803
Do you even coffee bro

I've been pissing streams for years

drink less water.

You're body has this amazing system built in to let you know when you need water. It's called being thirsty. You only need to drink water when you're thirsty.

>>40872803
That's when I started wearing diapers. You can just let it flow.

>>40872803
DAMN, CHLOE GRACE MORETZ LOOKS LIKE THAT??

>>40873098
When you're thirsty its too late you're already dehydrated

Fucking dumbass doesn't even know teenager science kys

>>40873177
No it just means that you're thirsty. Dehydration is a different story.

>>40873189
Think really hard about what you just said.

WHY would your body be telling you to drink water, anon? You can do it. Sound it out

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>>40873203
Because it's time to drink water. You're body is trying to prevent dehydration, which hasn't occurred yet. If you were actually dehydrated you'd be more than just a bit thirsty.

>>40872803
bunch of faggots.
>needing scientists to tell you something your body naturally does

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>>40872803
youll get over it

>>40872803
She looks hungover

>>40873211
It's like saying you're starving when you're tummy rumbles a bit.

>>40873177
This is the kind of bullshit like 8 glasses a day that has no basis in anything.

>>40873205
HIGH TEST

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>>40872899
The toilet is the safest place in your life. No matter how fucked up shit is you can always go there and do your shit and nobody will bother you. Those are the most peaceful 5 minutes of your day.

>>40872899
I like pissing but if you're doing shit and you have to break every thirty minutes to piss, it gets fucking annoying

>>40872803
There is a simple trick to check if you need more water:
>Pee is very yellow-> drink more now, you are dehydrated
>Pee is a little bit yellow -> maybe drink a bit, but you don't have to go crazy
>Pee is transparent-> you don't need to drink more

>>40872803
at least you wont get kidney stones OP

>>40873478
Toilets are one of the most common/worst placed to get attacked - you literally get caught with your pants down

I do like pissing for 5 minutes tho, I remember my gains goblin ex would be amazed that I'd be pissing for 2 minutes, three, four, five, maybe six or seven.

>>40873665
>>Pee is a little bit yellow -> maybe drink a bit, but you don't have to go crazy

That's the color it's meant to be.

If your piss is clear you're drinking too much water.

>>40875389
>>40873665
I have developed a technique trough millions of years of evolution. - I Drink when I'm thirsty.

To accomodate for this action I bring a flask of water along with me when I am unsure if a source of clean drinking water is near me for several hours.

>>40875459
That is indeed quite amating. There is a lot humankind can learn from you.

Do you also eat when hungry and sleep when tired? (And have sex when horny?)

>>40875459
I mean all the fat people say "i eat when im hungry" or "i listen to my body"
Guess what, your body doesn't know shit, it just tries to survive best it can.

Also, brain is a part of your body, use it

>>40872951
>being so constipated that I couldn't shit for a week

I will never take shitting for granted again.

>>40875536
I'm not an idiot. Else I would eat pure maple syrup all day. But if there is any process you should be least worried about it is water. In most countries clean water is plentifull and very few people die from dehydration.

Use common sense to determine what changes will truly impact your life.

>>40875504
Pretty much. Would be weird to have sex without being horny.

>>40872899
same.
also whenever I pee i get like a 1 second twitch that sends tingles through my whole body, it feels awesome.

>>40873205
What's her routine??
Asking for a friend

>>40875374
>pissing for 5 minutes

Nah

>>40875374
weak stream

>>40872891
How's your hairline?

>>40872803
>dat trenjaw

>>40872803
I drink almost two gallons of water a day, a little over 7 liters. I take a piss probably every 45 mins or so. Its a nice excuse from work.

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>>40872951
You ever wonder why pissin, shittin, and fuckin all happen within a 2 inch radius?

>>40878994
c'mon man, more like a three inch radius at least

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>>40875545
Amen, brother. Went on an aggressive cut and couldn't shit for a week and started tracking my poops because of it. Now I poop every 18 hours on average, apparently.

>>40872803
same here bro
I am a dude and I feel like I am a pregnant grill every 2 sec I piss

>>40879093
Is there an app to keep track?

>>40872803
your body gets used to it eventually

I drink an average of 2L of water a day. How much do you guys drink?