Are mattresses good bulking food?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1AvC4-qcGIU
I feel like there is a good pun that can be made about this but I can't think of it...
>>40866163
I'll wait ten minutes then tell you
Wouldn't want to spring it on you
>>40866157
No, there are BEDer substitutes
>>40866157
Imagine the sheet you'd take would look like after eating all of that mattress
>>40866288
>>40866293
Reddit tier at best
>>40866163
>>40866182
/thread
>>40866295
Do you have anything BEDer than my pun, kid?
>>40866157
>>40866318
oh my fuck
>>40866163
sleep on it
>>40866163
It honestly doesn't mattress to me
I hope none of you guys pursue a career in comedy. It would put the audience to sleep
>>40866318
KEK
>>40866157
>pelvis presley
sounds like the local rapist who hunts in the night in an old Elvis costume