Give me one good reason lifting is better than calisthenics/bodyweight

>>40861325
Well for one, only faggots and niggers to calesthenics and I am neither.

>>40861342
There's no way you aren't a faggot though, you fucking flamer

At least my faggot exercising doesn't wear down my cartilage and make me look like a neanderthal meathead :)

>>40861371
I'm not the one doing faggy calesthenics though :^)

>>40861325
>you can't train legs with calisthenics
>you can't use outdoor bars for calisthenics when it rains
>it's harder to measure your progress
>no isolations, no drop sets, no one rep max
>you can't get mired by hot cardio bunnies

what are your reasons for not joining a gym again?

protip: ya cunt

>>40861405
Me neither, I just know a gayboy when I see one

>>40861405
Lifting weights is associated with homosexual rent boys and "aesthetics bruh's" who have no choice but to sell the use of their holes or impotent till viagra/cialis use penises to wealthy homosexual men.

calisthenics is associated with chads and jamals who bang vaguely legal to holy shit you're somebody's grandma tier bitches, soldiers, martial artists, and the handful of straight male models.

>>40861408
>kinda correct
>false and queen
>fuckin retarded
>who gives a shit??
>wrong
2/10 try harder

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>>40861387
>i dont do real lifting cause im afraid ill get too jacked :)

Keep doin your burpees and pushups faggot. We dont need you in the gym

>>40861474
>feeling this superior for paying over inflated rates to go to a smelly warehouse where dudes work 2 muscle groups and call it a workout

>>40861408
Legs:
>cycling/hill sprints/sprinting
Tbqh, I love heavy squats, though.

You can use bars during rain. You just need good grip strength and not be a bitch about it hurting.
>tfw you automatically get pull up variations done in rain because your hands come closer after each rep
Feels good and challenging.

>hard to measure progress
Do more of each exercise and do mire advanced exercises. That's good measurement.

>isolations
No need.

>drop sets
Yep.

>one rep max
True.

>can't get mired by cardio bunnies
Not true.

>>40861325
Legs.

>>40861532
>feeling superior

Comin from the cunt makin a smug bait thread

>>40861408
Doing outdoor pull ups with your shirt off is easier to show off than anything else in the world, are you high?

>>40861387
Are you really implying that dips, muscle ups and pull ups aren't wearing down your cartilage?

>>40861325
You'll never be strong, for starters

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Here's my reason

>>40861593
>>40861593
>>40861593
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>>40861593
Guys who only do calisthenics have no legs. Finding the right balance between the two is what's important. You can't build big, powerful, explosive legs with calisthenics.

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>>40861820
this. we all want to be thicc dont we?

>>40861829
I believe that's what I was implying. Explode on op not me.

>>40861342
fpbp

Where would I do them? In a children's playground? I also live where it snows for 1/4 of the year.

>>40861325
>so much shit in the streets, indian people need to perpetually suspend themselves from bars to get away from it
smdh

>>40861950
I wasn't exploding on you I was agreeing.