>mfw anything 100lbs+ is impossibly heavy for normies Last

>>40857295
Was at a grad party, and my buddy had a little too much. Long story short it took five people to move him to the living room and they were wondering how get him to my friends car. I just walked over, threw him over my shoulder and walked him to the car. Normies are inferior.

>>40857451

Was thinking about doing that too, but there was no way to do it without coming off as a douche. I had to check my big-guy privilege or risk losing some friends. Bros before hoes

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I am regularly forced to dance with the fattest chick in the dance class I take (inb4 gay, not the topic here) because I am the only one out of 16 guys who can lift her for some of the figures we train without collapsing instantly.

Should never have revealed my powerlevel, kek. Then again, to get the rest of the room, male and female, mirin without even breaking much of a sweat does wonders for my mental wellbeing.

>>40857669
Jesus christ man you talk like a fucking faggot

>>40857989
tremendous kek

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>at work
>walk past 2 co-workers discussing how to put an empty rollcab in the back of customers ute
>both of them go and get the mini forklift
>i lift it into the back of the ute when they go inside

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>>40858012

>>40857989
Muh man, I feel ya.
Fat chicks regularly approach me to dance, because most of the other dancers are skellies.
Still don't dance with them, but had to when I was going to classes. Shit sucks.

>>40858144
devilish

>>40857295
I can carry a 100lb box or something, but I'd be scared to drop a person

>>40857295
Well, people are awkward to pick up and carry if you're not trying to forcibly manhandle them.

>>40857295
I carried 100 pounds worth of boxes at work before and everyone except this coworker who lifts was telling me to be careful like it was alot.

>>40857669
Beta cuck

>>40857669
you care too much about what people think, don't come here talking about how you could have done something. next time just do it

>>40858520

People without friends need not apply, as they have clearly never been in this situation. Although that probably excludes 90% of this board.
If they had asked, I would have helped. But men have this thing called pride. You can't just walk in there, push them aside and tell them that you got this, specially not in front of a lot of people without making them look bad

>>40858618
what kind of faggot friends do you have

>>40858618
yeah fuck right off you sound like a humongous faggot with a circle of pussy friends. Just because you lot are insecure fucks who get upset over something this petty doesn't mean everyone else do too

>>40858618
Wow, you hang out with some bitch "friends". Like seriously both mentally and physically weak "males".

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>>40858632
>>40858644
>>40858721

Sorry, I'm sure all of your friends are tough as nails. Sadly I'm currently not living in Valhalla like you

>>40857295
>at Nasty Girl training this weekend
>nothing but PT
>little Asian dude and I were chatting
>told him I felt sore because I squatted 265lbs the thursday prior
>"damn dude that's like double my weight!"

I'm as confident as the next guy, but I don't think anything less than 300 is that impressive for someone my size

>>40858745
desu mate your friends do sound like bitches physically and you sound like a bitch mentally

>>40858745
It's sad that you consider them vikings, instead of normal human beings. Your perception of men is fucked up badly.
Did you even have a dad, or was he a giant pussy as well?

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>>40858783

>>40858745
You hang out with pussies, you become pussy.

Pussy

>>40858618
>But men have this thing called pride. You can't just walk in there, push them aside and tell them that you got this, specially not in front of a lot of people without making them look bad

I can confirm this. Anyone who disagrees isn't dealing with real people.

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>>40858836
Sad.

>>40857295
Women are no barbells faggot, they're flobby as hell, especially when their bones are shredded.

>there are people who can't carry a woman of average size
how else are you supposed to get sex?

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>>40859239

>>40858745
>you need to be tough as nails viking to not be intimidated by someone showing least bit of masculinity
sad

>>40857669
Timidity<Boldness.

>>40858149
source?

>>40857669
>but there was no way to do it without coming off as a douche.

fucking lol

ironically the least douchy thing to do was exactly what anon said, just picking your bro up and getting him to the car

>>40857295
Some girl I know and her cuck friend were outside the bar I worked at. Cuck friend asked if he could pay me to give them a ride home. I offered to do it for free.

Girl is unintelligible, and can't stand. Cuck is standing there going wut r we gone do???

I just picked her up carried her a block to my car, opened the door with one hand and threw her in the back.

It baffles me an adult male is incapable of carrying a woman a short distance. She wasn't big either, maybe 120lbs.

He obvs fawned over her, I fucked her in the ass first time we hung out. kek.

When I was 16 I had to pass that rescue natation exam for my baccalaureat. The rescue dummy was 10 kg heavier than me.
Still did it (thanks archimedes) even though I did a shit time.
I can get that people can't princess carry an average person for a long distance, but over your shoulder shouldn't be a problem.

>>40858618
You should have prefaced this with. Then agian i am not autistic like you. It would have been even funnier