I won't even speak to a girl or acknowledge her existence

>>40851782
can you post your penis

You need to be at least an 8/10 to a girl in order to be able to have standards

what have your parents done to you to make you want to this post on the 4chins?

>tfw no phat, soft ass qt to suffocate me with her butt

Why live.

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Posting pics of girls that meet my level 1 speaking standards

>>40851782
Me too

It's probably why I'm 21 and a virgin

>>40851864
Based Huskies

>>40851877
yeah kek

>>40851877
Solid kek

how did this thread get this far without a fartpost?

>>40851913
More like why did fartposting ever get catch on to the degree it has?

Farts aren't funny to anyone other than complete retards.

>>40851920
I know but I've been conditioned to see fartposts every time I see a picture of an ass on here

>>40851913
Oh. Thanks for bringing this up.

If I ever hear a girl perform this bodily function I will immediately excommunicate her from my life. No matter the density of the ass.

>>40851840
Fuck off incel

>>40851920
It's not really the same kind of fart joke though, it's making fun of ass fetishists instead of
>teehee farts are funny

>>40852044
oh then those jokes are super clever and hilarious

>>40851913
brap!

>girls find it weird when op starts talking to their butt not their faces