You go back in time to spend time with your younger self. What

I tell myself to get surgery for my fucked up legs.

>>40851409
Shoot that loser.

>>40851409
Take him camping and redpill him by the bonfire until his head would spin

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Disregard women completely as they won't help your loneliness and will only hurt you. Also, don't stop lifting and give school your all.

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>>40851409
tell him to be more confident and stick up for himself more, also tell him to start running early and not become the failure that i sadly am

[spoiler]I want to go back, just 1 year, i could fix so much just with that one year[/spoiler]

I fuck him in the ass

I was a cute boy

No homo

Give my younger self a good blowjob to turn him (me) gay so as to not bother with girls.

>>40851409
kill him and watch myself fade out of existence

>>40851409
Give myself 50 bucks for a hooker.

>>40851537
What happened that year mate?

>>40851409
Don't go to 4chan

>>40851595
Your younger self will become curious and come here.

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>>40851595
/thread

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>>40851540
>>40851480
>>40851537

>welcome to /fit/

>>40851409
Beat the shit out of younger me, tell him he can forgive himself now that he's been punished. Afterwards I would give him the connection to another person he's always desired and help him reach the understanding I have now so he won't go through years of depression and fuck up his life.

>>40851409
Don't rush into relationships eat better don't fail school and cherish your fucking father he won't be around much longer

I'd tell that faggot to read more, drop videogames entirely, and to not get homeschooled in high-school. ALSO, ASK GIRLS OUT EVERYBODY WANTED TO DATE YOU YOU ASSHOLE AND NOW YOU'VE STILL NEVER HAD A GIRLFRIEND REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>40851628
>Beat the shit out of younger me, tell him he can forgive himself now that he's been punished.
You sound retarded

>>40851675
This is what happens when you watch too much jew superhero movies

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>>40851540
is that incest or masturbation?

>>40851710
incest,, its 2 people from different timelines

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>>40851409
buy AAPL, sell in 2014

>>40851409
Don't ask for that computer for christmas. Keep playing baseball champ.

>>40851595
>it's been 8 years....8 years wasted, some good laffs tho

Show him a picture of me at 360lb and tell him it it was 90% because of the anime and video gamess. Also tell him to buy bitcoins at fractions of a penny and sell the first time they go over $1k.

Ask Mary out in high school.

>>40851589
I wanted friends and a girlfriend and to be looked up to, i ended up becoming a clown and repelling that girl away from me. I also didnt take my sport, distance track and field, seriously. I clowned around with a guy who treated me like a child.

Now Im in the present and I realize what a goof I am and always was.

I hate pitying myself, but at this point its like if i don't, another bad thing will happen to me and i will feel upset about that. Might as well accept defeat now, things always get worse, i keep getting reminded of that fact

>>40851724
no it's masturbation because it's still you, just from another timeline

Their deaths weren't your fault. Stop harming yourself.

Stop being so sensitive, you'll be stuck in your small town until your 19 and you'll always be known as the crybaby in school.
Pay attention in school(unless its leftist bullshit and stand up for yourself.)
Talk to girls more often.

>>40851860
You wanted a girl and you lost her. That's why you pity yourself? It ain't that bad, mate. This is life for the majority of people.

I don't understand what you mean by
> If I don't pity myself, another bad thing will happen to me

>>40851409
Run track early, don't give up. You were meant to be something.
Raise your hand,
talk back to people to insult you, even your teachers.
Don't be afraid to be "cringy" and loud if it gets your point across
If that kid punches you, punch him back and don't be afraid of getting in trouble for not being a bitch.
Don't be a follower, LEAD
Don't rely on others, just keep your head forward and let others see and later, follow you.

get smart, find a way to build a time machine so that i can go back and be happy too

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Tell him what to eat, how much to eat, when to eat.
Tell him how to train/what split to use.
Tell him the ideal supplementation plan.
Tell him to get braces sooner than later.
Tell him to sleep more.
Tell him don't stop. ever.

I feel like i got into a good routine too late.

>>40851940
Im very superstitious, im convinced if i don't essentially bend over and lose any form of dignity after getting fucked up, then life will just target me again and fuck me up , whenever i feel any sort of pride, i just get shut down,
Before, everytime i got fucked up, i would try to stand back up and say "I can do it!" but lately its just getting more and more tiring and depressing.

learn to swim
train and become a navy seal when you graduate highschool

>>40851409
I'd tell younger me to buy a drumset way earlier.
I'd imagine it'd be way easier to learn at 12 then it was at 22.
Also, that around 15 years old I'd be 6'1" and that'w when it's time to start lifting weights.

>>40851936
Even if Adolf Hitler, himself, gave you these advice, you would have a hard time figuring how to accomplish them

Start doing push ups, sit ups, and squats at a young age, just to see what happens. Don't live off of peanut butter sandwiches for 4 years and eat some greens, you can skip out on peas because after what happened you'll never eat them again no matter how hard you try. Forget girls until you're 17 and don't rush it, don't go hunting for a distraction because you end up empty handed. Get into TCGs sooner, shit's fun dawg. And finally, moving schools is hard and you'll be doing it a lot but don't let it get you down just keep your nose in that book and ride the current of life until you are confident in your career path.

>>40851409
>study harder in high school, if you don't it will take years of even harder work to undo the damage to your academic career
>lift weights, play sports
>lots more girls have crushes on you than you realise, if you bust a move you'll fuck literally ten times as many jailbait girls
>dress like a normie, your emo kid haircut makes you look like a homosexual with down syndrome
>start using rogaine and minoxidil now so that you can nip your hairloss in the bud before it develops into a receded hairline

Also lets be honest, we'd spend most of the day having sex with each other.

>>40851995
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7hloIBHVGk
Hope this video helps you.

And it's normal that you get shut down when you demonstrate pride. Humbleness is one of the best qualities an alpha confident man has.

>>40851675
Nearly. It's the simplest way I can think of getting younger me to get rid of the guilt he feels for things he isn't responsible for.

Play runescape with him and redpill him

>>40852096
What do you think you were responsible for?

Goddamn I wish I had the possibility to this. What's sad is that since I never met my older self, I know it will never happen.

> Once you get your black belt in Taekwondo, go to Mhuay Thai and never stop it, never ever.
> Get enough sleep you little faggot
>Girls are memes, you have a chance with all your crushes
> Go and do whatever you want, you'll be this free and this young only once so just profit.

And for the rest of the day, I would teach my past self the basics of programing.

>>40851409
Tell younger me that nobody will ever love me, life hasn't and won't get happier, and that that feeling i've had since I was 9, that everyone would be happier if I were gone, won't ever go away.
Learn how to lift and run properly earlier, like 14, and then get in good shape as a teenager instead of while in college. It makes the sting of loneliness and failure slightly less sharp.

>>40852112
Got over it a few years ago, but I always thought it was my fault my dad was an abusive drunk. I absolutely hated him and he would always talk about how he wished we were closer as father and son, so as a kid I took that to mean everything was my fault.

Stop drinking soda, stop eating sour patch (fucking delicious though), start lifting and stick to it. otherwise, you'll see everything else through life

>>40851478
"Red pill"
God your present self needs your future self to come back in time and shoot you

>>40851710
Legally masturbation but also statutory rape.

>>40852078
Thanks for this, anon. You're right. I've been really upset lately but like everyone else i have to keep pushing.

To anyone else like me that wants to go back and fix their problems again.
Wanting to go back is an impossible dream. Memories are what makes and changes us for the better. They're dreams, but good dreams. All we can do is try to make the best out of a bad situation and smile the way through.

>>40851409
>stop eating you fat shit!

Don't go to /pol/.
If you do, don't actually start making jew jokes in school, you're not gonna make any friends that way.
Don't believe that every teacher is right, if you know something is just liberal bullshit call them out on it. Your friends are thinking the same thing.

Stop crying. Take your boxing more seriously.

>>40852132
Oh and most important of all
> There's nothing more important than family. Fuck everyone else who's not your parents brother and sisters.

>>40852146
Yeah, I know what you are talking about. My dad does the same shit right now. Those "wish we were more like a family" guilt trips sound familiar?
It's really a bad thing to do to your child, at least you know how not to act with your own children.
Btw, do you love your father? I feel sorry for mine, when I look at him sitting alone. He lives with my mom but they don't talk to each other. Used to be a good father 10 years ago.

>>40851908
what

>>40852186
>Stop crying
Jesus, too real.

>>40852186
>>40852294
Are you femanons?

>>40851409
To stop jerking off and study harder.

I finally got As in my senior year of high school and I was frustrated because it only took like 2 extra hours a day.

>>40851737

buy amzn, hold forever

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>>40852299
Men cry you ass

work hard in high school
start lifting earlier
give up on women

>start lifting at 15
>be more careful at selling weed, don't associate with any wiggers/niggers
>cut your damn hair and dress like a proper citizen and not a filthy hippy
>fuck all the girls that orbit you and your drug dealer friends
>don't do any drugs besides weed, acid, and molly quit them all by 18
>try harder in school go to the state uni for IT
>be more outgoing and get into art a younger age
>DO NOT TRY HEROIN
>drugs and acting like a nigger set your life back about 3-4 years and then you get back on track

Geez guys I don't know, my life is finally starting to come together and I think I would goof it up if I tried to change it.

Maybe tell me to get bitcoins in 2010?

>>40851409
Love your hair while you have them
Start lifting young
Don't drop out of college

>>40852328
Beta men do. Give me one reason for crying that isn't beta.
Hardmode is from your own life experience.

>>40851936
Maybe also teach him the difference between your and you're

>>40852378
Go back in time and teach your young self something your future self doesn't know
???

I wouldnt change a thing.

>>40852239
We're pretty much in the same boat here. According to my mom he used to be a pretty good guy, but then his company failed and I was born. It sucks knowing how much he got screwed over, but even still I don't think I can love him. I don't hate him though, it's more like neutral pity.

As far as kids go, I kind of worry about messing them up because of my own experiences. What about you anon?

>>40851409

do sit ups while your stomach is still perfectly flat

also don't chase after carleigh she only dates ugly fat guys because they remind her of her father.

>>40852421
the name "Carleigh" didnt give you any redflags?

>>40852373
My little brother and mother died on the same night. It was my fault.

>>40851409

Get him outside and exercising. Tell him that school sucks but still put your all in it.

Tell him to stop eating so much junk.

>>40852411
I think there is a saying for this but here it is in my own words. You can best judge a man by the way he reacts in tough situations. So how would you react if you lose your job, you get sick or your wife does?How would you react if your home got destroyed in a fire?

I think a man has the responsibility to not show emotions. He needs to carry the burden alone. Be a rock in the sea. All the shit life throws at you are just waves crashing into you. You need to be stable so your family can let themselves go with the current- they will always know they can rely on you.

>>40852475
How old were you when that happened?

i seriously wouldn tell myself anything

im doing pretty well

>>40852562
Damn that's some inspiring stuff anon. I'm gonna write that down and do my best to live up to it. It was nice talking to you, hope life treats you well.

>>40852562
Eleven.

>>40852599
It's tough shit when you were this young. What happened?

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Damn brehs, is regret the absolute worst feel?

>>40852647
Yes.
It's a slippery slope that ends in grief and despair.

>>40852647
Yes, but regret makes you stronger and helps you learn from your mistakes. Its just a very painful lesson

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>>40851409
>Don't hand out with those guys, they're not your friends.
>Get a real skill.
>Don't be afraid of women, don't be afraid to cut your losses.
>Do SS+GOMAD now, not when you're 32.

>>40851409
>>40851661
>>40851936

I still don't know how to talk to girls, everytime i try to talk to one, i instantly lose topics and i think they'll find me creepy

>>40852740
What lessons don't include pain. Funny how our earliest lesson is either touching something hot or jackassing around until we fall and decide"whoa, won't do that again." and then every lesson that follows has some bit of pain to remind us and keep it ingrained into our brains that we fucked up.

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>tfw reading this thread as an 18 y/o

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>>40853083
learn from the oldfags mistakes, young padawan.

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>>40851409
To never stop that calisthenic shit I would always be doing (head stands, weird static poses) because its crucial for preventing my dark period. Also to ground every day.

dont think your friends are the best and better than being by yourself, they want to see you fall, they dont care about you.


dont be an asshole or soon no one is going to be able to talk to you


dont listen to your father, he is a whiny fuck who thinks more about failure than success

get a motorcycle as soon as you are getting paid, you're going to love it.

disregard women, they are only around when there is money and status, they will dip if that shit ends one day.

learn how to fight, lift, love your mother she is doing what she can, be thankful, drugs are for losers.

dont fuck your friend exgf, they do so inbetween them but they will act offended if you do it.

do not fall for the squats meme

>>40851409
>you'll love lifting in a few years so just stick with it
>try harder in practice
>ignore her she's not worth your time
>you could be a little more outgoing but you meet your best friends anyway
>don't fall for the stem meme, swap out after first semester after you've made your friends
>be nicer to your brothers

>>40852160
kek

>>40851409
> Stop being a sadcunt and go to therapy for your issues.
> For christ's sake start lifting.
> Dump Katie, you're not satisfied in the relationship and sticking it out isn't going to make it any better.
> Don't go to grad school, you'll hate it.
> Take the time to be single and learn about yourself as much as you can. Don't Tarzan from relationship to relationship looking for validation

>avoid internet pornography like it's crack
>don't spend all your time and money on vidya
>learn to drive young and get a car ASAP so you can date and go to the gym
>never trust a Jew
>the website 4chan...don't ever go there

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>>40853083
I'm turned 18 in January, leaving for Parris Island in October.

>>40851998
okay i understand slaving your life away for your jewish boss but dieing for him is a bit too much

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>We're against panic
>Wrestle in high school for the keks
>Basic hygiene and homework
>Fuck em and fuck what they think

>>40851537
why don't you just decide that year is now? literally no reason under the sun you can't.

Never try opiates.

>that girl definitely likes you and you're fucking retarded for not realising it. At least don't stop talking to her
>if you lift now you'll be fucking huge by college. Your genes are decent.

>>40851409
tell him to start taking care of himself and get to into lifting early.

>>40851409
I take him around DC to talk to him about the importance of being independent, getting a job, and earning a living as a man.
I help him find a job and inform him about taxation and frugality in monetary affairs.

I take him to the gym and we do a full body workout, low set, low weight for the 5 basic lifts.

I then take him to a creek in a forest, and explain to him the dangers of neglecting personal development and delving into temptation as a man.

As we near the end of the day, I offer him the option of ingesting psilocybin, explaining their value in exploring your own mind and heart.

>TFW you never had a father

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dont jelq, dont drink coke, dont act like a retard

spend the day teaching how to not act retarded

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>>40851409
>What advice do you give him
Don't eat that.

>>40854276
Did you fuck up your dick?

>Hey dipshit, dance with that girl who wants to dance with you, fuck!

Hopefully this small piece of advice for 12 year old me diverts my life into the Chad timeline.

How much younger are we talking here? 10 years? 15?

>>40854292
I'm not really sure, there was a lot of pain for a couple years but its mostly gone. I'm not sure if it's done any lasting damage

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Stop acting autistic.

>>40851409
>Get some muscle on you.
>dont drive like a jackass
>learn welding, its worth good money
>dont be a worthless shit, from 19 to 26 I burned several bridges, lost several jobs, a let a good vehicle rust in a yard because of no money.
>vidya isnt worth it, the kikes will ruin everything you love
>man up and talk to your grandparents, they are about to die. grandma dies before your 16 birthday, grandpa in two months afterwards
>listen to me or you will no shit end up in a homeless shelter in a Michigan Ghetto for months because you cant hold a job for the dumbest reasons.

Get away from her. 2 years of depression isnt worth it. Also stop being a dick noone knows if you are ironic or not

This thread shows that /fit/ is made up of crybabies and faggots.

You will NEVER be able to go back in time and do any of these things. Learn from your mistakes and grow, it's never to late to start and don't sit around and wait you stupid fat fucks.

You are all a bunch of faggots live with your mistakes. If I could go back I would stop the night my current girlfriend was raped in high school while I was a nerdy fuck playing vidya all the time. Life sucks and its hard, but you gotta fucking live on.

>>40851540
This right here, I was so cute haha

>>40851628
You don't sound retarted dude don't feel bad about this

I spend the day playing video games and the advice I give him is to go to the gym and save up for aesthetic surgery

>>40854601
Shit, what happened? Did she survive? Was she in the hospital? For how long?

>>40851409

"The following girls will be crushing on you, and you'll be too dense to notice. Write this down, you little shit."

>>40851409
Pay attention to your knees or else you'll end up with chronical old man knees

Stop thinking the world owes you shit when you have done nothing to deserve it and your over inflated ego.

Work on yourself, and good things will come. Become the idol you always looked up to but just forgot about since you are currently surrounding yourself with vain and vapid people. You lost yourself little dude.

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>>40851409
>study harder in school
>start taking lifting more seriously
>stand up for yourself
>stop being so clingy
>stop falling in love with every women that shows you attention.