>walk into the gym >A FUCK NIGGA, THAT'S THAT

>>40818103
Thats my favorite song

>>40818103
Bump

>walk into the gym with my headphones on
>change my shoes
>don't talk to or make eye contact with anyone
>do my workout
>change my shoes
>leave
I don't even know what that song is.

>>40818103

A SNITCH NIGGA THASSA SHITA DON LIKE

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>>40818103
>A BITCH NIGGA, THATS THA SHIT I DONT LIKE

WORK YA MUSCLE
>on the double

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>>40818103
>change my shoes

>>40819149
>his gym doesn't ban outside shoes
What kind of shithole do you lift at?

>>40819323
my gym makes all of us use bowling shoes
also the only workout allowed is weighted ball rolls, shits weird man

>>40819339
Fucking crossfit.

>>40819339
>>40819348
Pretty good.

>>40819149
>he doesnt own adipowers/adilifts/romaleo's

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>>40818103
THIRSTY ASS BITCH THAT'S THAT SHIT I DON'T LIKE

>I GOT NO LOVE FOR HOMO THUGS
Every single time. I have no idea who does it but every single time someone cues that song up.

>>40819504
how will you explain fucking a man?

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>walk into gym
>it ain't me starts playing

>>40818103
>Walk into the gym
>Playing air guitar to Freebird eats into your warm up time

>9:20 pm
>walk into the gym
>3 people working out
>shitty music playing
>ask them if they mind if I change it
>had a cd with Bruce Dickinson (singer of Iron Maiden) with me
>this starts playing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sO9oeZCA8NE
>break all my PRs

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>>40818103
>walk into the gym
>AND IF YOU TOLERATE THIS, THEN YOUR CHILDREN WILL BE NEXT, WILL BE NEXT, WILL BE NEXT, WILL BE NEXXXXXT
So sick of the Gym DJ subliminally making me do manic street preacher curls. I'll give the insidious fuck a smack next time I see him.

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>tfw my gym has random ass hipster pop going on
>not even FUCK NIGGA or BABY PULL ME CLOSER

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>>40818103
>walk into the gym
>HOW MANY SHRIMPS DO YOU HAVE TO EAT BEFORE YOU MAKE YOUR SKIN TURN PINK?

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>>40818103
>walkin into gym
>GET GET GET LOW WHEN THE WHISTLE BLOW

>Two of the workers at the gym get off when I came in last night.
>Start playing some weird ass music about playing the game when I forgot my headphones.

It fucking hurt to exist, but I'll never make that mistake again.

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>walk into gym
>I PUT A HOLE IN YOUR PARENTS

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>>40818103

>walk into gym
>WHAT DO YOU MEAN

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>banned from your own home gym
>not even allowed to do some pushups on the floor

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>walk into gym
>AND IF SHE ASKS YOU WHY YOU CAN TELL HER THAT I TOLD YOU
THAT I'M TIRED OF CASTLES IN THE AIR
I'VE GOT A DREAM I WANT THE WORLD TO SHARE AN' CASTLE WALLS
JUST LEAVE ME TO DESPAIR

HILLS OF FOREST GREEN WHERE THE MOUNTAINS TOUCH THE SKY
A DREAM COME TRUE, I'LL LIVE THERE 'TIL I DIE
I'M ASKING YOU, TO SAY MY LAST GOODBYE
THE LOVE WE KNEW, AIN'T WORTH ANOTHER TRY

SAVE ME FROM ALL THE TROUBLE AND THE PAIN
I KNOW I'M WEAK BUT I CAN'T FACE THAT GIRL AGAIN
TELL HER THE REASONS WHY I CAN'T REMAIN
PERHAPS SHE'LL UNDERSTAND IF YOU TELL IT TO HER PLAIN

OH, BUT HOW CAN WORDS EXPRESS THE FEEL OF SUNLIGHT
IN THE MORNING IN THE HILLS AWAY FROM CITY STRIFE
I NEED A COUNTRY WOMAN FOR MY WIFE
I'M CITY BORN BUT I LOVE THE COUNTRY LIFE

FOR I WILL NOT BE PART OF HER COCKTAIL-GENERATION PARTNER'S WALTZ,
DEVOID OF ALL ROMANCE
THE MUSIC PLAYS AND EVERYONE MUST DANCE
I'M BOWING OUT, I NEED A SECOND CHANCE

SAVE ME FROM ALL THE TROUBLE AND THE PAIN
I KNOW I'M WEAK BUT I CAN'T FACE THAT GIRL AGAIN
TELL HER THE REASONS WHY I CAN'T REMAIN
PERHAPS SHE'LL UNDERSTAND IF YOU TELL IT TO HER PLAIN

AND IF SHE ASKS YOU WHY YOU CAN TELL HER THAT I TOLD YOU
THAT I'M TIRED OF CASTLES IN THE AIR
I'VE GOT A DREAM I WANT THE WORLD TO SHARE AN' CASTLE WALLS
JUST LEAD ME TO DESPAIR

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>YOUNG CHOP ON THE BEAT

>>40819817
CAN"T KEEP MY DICK IN MY PANTS

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>walk in to gym
>CAUSE WE ARE
>GUARDIAAAAAAANNNSSS

>walk in to /fit/
>dumb frogposter thread
>with less than 40 posts
>about to 404
>again

>>40818103
i fuccken wish

>>40822500
>... guardians of asgaaaard, guardiaaaans.

I always listen to amon amarth in the gym, it benefits my motivation greatly.

>>40819127
>jammer on my /fit/
Fuck off you sideman

>walk into gym
>I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY

>>40823986
>EYEEEES
>its the only thing....

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>구멍 난 심장이 박동질을 하지
>뭔 말이 더 필요해
>난 내 안에 들여온 빛을 뿜어대는
>이걸 버린 적 없어

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>walk into gym
>THOR, ODINS SON PROTECTOR OF MANKIND
>RIDE TO MEET YOUR FATE YOUR DESTINY AWAITS

>>40819113

A BITCH NIGGA THATS THAT SHIT I DONT LIKE

>>40822419
THAT LITTLE BITCH GOT HER THROAT FUCKED

>walk into the gym
>DONT LET ME DOWN
>DONT LET ME DOWN DOWN DOWN

Sick of that song

>>40819323
My gym doesn't ban anything.
The only rules are 'you pay kinda on time'.

I mean, I've literally forgot to pay for a whole month and shit was cool.

Walk into gym and see that sperg listening to his own music, drumming to the beat on his legs.

>>40818103

SNEAK DISSA THAT'S THAT SHIT I DON'T LIKE

Fuckers in school telling me, always in the barber shop Chief Keef ain’t bout this,
Chief Keef ain’t bout that My boy a BD on fucking lamron and them He,
he they say that nigga don’t be putting in no work SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Y'all niggas ain’t know shit All ya motherfuckers talk about
Chief Keef ain’t no hitta Chief Keef ain’t this Chief Keef a fake
SHUT THE FUCK UP Y'all don’t live with that nigga
Y'all know that nigga got caught with a ratchet Shootin'at the police and shit

>>40819600
Tears of the dragon the live version in São Paulo helped me break a bench stall