Does anyone have any of those /fit/ "how to choose a martial

what wwe game is this

>>40804123
do you post on /fit/? (yes) -> fighting is not for you

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>>40804123
just try differnet things nigga.
if you're in HS go to wrestling practice. if there are nearby boxing, mauy thai, or bjj gyms take their free classes. also ask weebs what constitutes a "real martial art" and stay clear

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I gotcha OP

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>>40804173
Thanks m8o

>>40804173
>gracie academy
top kek

Is Judo really cheaper than BJJ?

>>40804173
>ameridote
fuck m8, always gets me gud

>>40804173
dad did judo when he was in his 40's, dear lord was it mean
he had to do this squat/crab walk thing while holding a fair bit of weight above his head (wood or something i forget)
unfortunately, one time his instructor had this idiot substitute in for him, he accidentally permanently fucked up some guy, and had to close down the place due to a lawsuit

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>>40804173
How can i learn wing chun? I've been trying to pick it up for 2 years but all the books and videos on it don't help much other than learning the stances. They don't show how it's practical or when I'm supposed to use which stance do I memorize each one so I don't need to think during a fight? Not to mention I have anyone to practice with and there are no places that can teach it unless I'm willing to leave the country just to learn which I'm not.
Anyone can give me some YouTube channels or books?

>>40804321
evolutionarily you should be dead or nonexistent you fucking idiot

>>40804365
That helps

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>>40804123

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>>40804157
>tfw no wrestling program at cucked Catholic school

i just want to be Bork Laser strung mann

>>40804173
>krav maga masterrace

never stick around after

>>40805608
>being a bitch

>>40804173
>does the thought of touching another person disgust you
>fencing

lol@fags who can't into corps-a-corps

>>40804321
Due to the complexity of the art you'll find it difficult to learn without the proper supervision and direction.
There are some exercises you can do to help you develop your speed and coordination for practising on your own however.
The best thing would be for you to lure two guys into an alleyway then proceed to simultaneously and unrelentingly jerk them off as hard and as fast as you can. This will help you develop your wrist strength and the speed you will need.
A mixture of willing and unwilling participants is best, since the willing ones will allow you to work on a compliant target to advance your technique.
The unwilling participants will help you with working even faster, and evading damaging blows when they are truly determined to keep you from getting them off.
The left over semen from your training can be used for nutrition, and to absorb the essence of your training partners.
After continuing on doing this for years you will have honed your technique you will be ready to leave any potential opponent a quivering mass of flesh on the ground before your feet.

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I like muay thai. It's good because you can be dyel and still fuck up almost anybody

>>40805182
no one gets this anymore

>>40805951
kek

Don't be an "lol I do weird exotic shit" wannabe.

Wrestling. Krav Maga.

T. popped out a bully's shoulders in highschool and haven't looked back

>>40806033
people get it and just don't post a reply because it's the dankest of the dank memes.

>>40804123
kek at filename

>>40806033
The tradition must always go on