Girl: You weightlifters/bodybuilders are so gross omg.....i prefer

I've only had other dudes say that, and they didnt even work out

Who cares?

Honestly, i dont know why some guys are insecure enough to think they need to please random girls. She is no one to me and will remain no one, if she likes me then fine but if she doesnt im cool with it

>>40801963
And I prefer attractive women.
Now you'll excuse me, that 20/10 thick piece of ass who's wearing a sking tight tubetop and yogapants with no undies behind you has been giving me the "please rape me eyes" and just pantomimed a blowjob.

I'd flex a 'cep and say

"how's this for a start?"

but then again i'm not autistic like all of you

>>40801986
>other dudes

Those were trannies, m8. Men don't try to cut down other men.

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>toned

>implying i talk to humans about /fit/ness anyway
Random chick's opinion does not deserve a reaction
I just like to look in the mirror and see myself improve
I'm gonna be a life long kv probably

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>>40802049
>i'm not autistic
top kek

I you want to have sex with basic college chicks you just have to say you don't work out and it's all from :
>cutting trees
>carrying your baby brother around since your parents died
>carrying cute doggos around to find them an owner
>dancing
>driving your old Mustang (because you have to be fucking big to take the wheel)

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>>40802102

>>40802102
>>40802127
this is true though, girls are dumb

>>40802155
When it comes to many things yes, but in my experience if you want sex you best be one hell of a manipulative fucker because they dont give that shit out to anyone beside their bf

>>40802172
stop going for impure sluts then :^)

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>>40802102

>>40802102
This

>>40801963

And I prefer girls with IQ's of at least 100, cause you know, I prefer to have decent conversations. Now, on you go back to taking selfies and pissing in the street. Why am I even at this teenage jungle gym anyway?

>>40802049
>but then again i'm not autistic like all of you
still makes me kek

womanese translator beep beep boop

'''natural toned''' = low bf & body from lifting weights

'''bodybuilder / weightlifter''' = juiced out oiled up roid monkey

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>>40801963
>toned

>>40801963
never ever say to a girl that you lift weights, it creates a mental image of a meathead, always say it's from swimming, any normie sport or just running and working out outdoors

I always see nick cage in that girl on the right

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>>40801963

Women are repulsed by bodybuilders and big bulky muscles.

Tall men score better with women than muscled men:
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22gtSCJd9jA

Men with low body fat score better with women than muscled men:
>http://bottomlineinc.com/what-women-want-in-a-man-low-body-fat/

Waxed men score better with women than muscled men:
>www.ergo-log.com/waxedmen.html

>>40802025
>wanting to fuck fat Chicks

gross anon

>>40802601
this only fatties seem to think lifting weights is hot

>>40802543
jubin!!

>>40801992

spbp

>>40801963
>How do you react to this /fit/?

"Who the fuck asked you for your opinion?" Laugh at her, and then flex a 'cep.

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>>40801963
>How do you react to this /fit/?

I tell that kike to fuck off

>>40802049
This desu senpai

Nice try nicolas cage, you're not going to trick me out of bodybuilding again.

>>40803064
>not wanting to fuck fat chicks
Wanna know how I know you're low test?

>>40802981

So if I'm tall, have low BF, waxed and built I win?

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what they mean is FRAME

>>40803455
No. You still have zero personality or charisma

>>40803455
>built

Get ottermode ripped and yes, you win.

>>40802981
Loads of different studies show conflicting information on this subject. Lots of junk science in there too.

>>40803470

guy on the left looks ridiculous. he is too small to carry that big of a frame.

>>40803455
Well, you also need to get out of your room and meet chicks somewhere, soo ....

>>40801963
Keep walking past the trashy whores as I head for the door carrying my incapacitated friend to get him some fresh air.
"Yeah yeah that's nice honey they probably prefer you too."

"Well Stacy, you know 'toned' is just a meme. And what do you define as natural? That can be up to interpretation. I myself like to just do compound lifts and ensure I hit all my macros. I visit this anime online board about lifting where I learn everything there is to know. You should look it up, its called 4chans"

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>>40801963
>take shirt off
Get me a Bud Light, bitch.

>>40802981
I love the fact that reddit turned on this girl because she was too pretty and talented...fucking hilarious.

Crabs in a bucket over there.

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>>40803950

>>40803470
Left guy looks like he's straight out of a yaoi manga

>>40801963
Creatine doesn't void your natty card, right guys?

>>40801963
>naturally toned
These whores actually mean that cookie cutter 8 packs like Jeff seid is "naturally toned"
Their standard of bodybuilding is fat strong man tier

Learn your normie code words

>>40802981
>Women are repulsed by bodybuilders and big bulky muscles.

it's the exact opposite in reality.

women love big powerful bodies.

we think they'll fuck ugly guys only because of porn.

but porno girls are whores who fuck anything for money and the producers cast ugly guys so the average joe can fantasize he can fuck hot women.

I'd cross my arms and just say "deal or no deal"

"Nothin' more natural than this!"
>Drops boxers revealing untamed mass of pubes

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>>40802049
> Flex a 'cep
This shit still makes me laugh

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>>40802102
>>carrying your baby brother around since your parents died

>>40802049
>denying being an autist
the true hallmark of being an autist

>>40806625
he unironically commits hate crimes against a protected population

>>40802981
I am a tall and low body fat weightlifter. Are you saying that if I get a wax somewhere then I'll get more pussy than all of these men combined?

>>40802053
that's a fucking lie. we have daily threads honoring people for shitting on Boogie.

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>>40806686
>boogie
>a man

>>40801963
>y-you too

>>40803958
Kek, what are you talking about anon? Sounds like something reddit would do, and I'd like to know what happened.

She wouldnt say that to me though

Right?

>>40806686
I don't really agree with the Boogie threads, but I think the rationale is more that he constantly declares he's going to finally fix his shit, then goes and chugs enough mountain dew to kill a small bear. A lot of the health problems he uses to garner sympathy from fans with could be solved by going on a slight calorie deficit for a while. Like, 200 cals a day deficit. And with him, that means just drinking less soft drink.

Less cutting him down and more getting angry at his constant terrible habits, and how they're causing him problems he refuses to fix.


Still kinda retarded to have so many threads about it though. People need to lay off the guy a bit.

>>40802981
the problem with all these things is they are ASKING women what they like. Women lie, they are social creatures and they will always lie in order to gain social approval.

Never pay attention to what a women SAYS, only to what she DOES. Girls love muscle, they are just socially programmed to not admit it.

>>40801963
This makes me glad that I'm not attracted to women desu.

Thicc gymbros will always appreciate other lifters.

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>>40801963
Reeeeeeeeeeeee

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This is what women mean with "not a bodybuilder, just naturally toned"

>>40803958
Details?

"Who cares what you think?"

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>>40809226
>tfw you see an edit you made in the wild

>>40802025
>rape me eyes
I chortled quite loudly

>be ottermode and have an attractive face

I'm already winning. The need to be roidmonkey tier is just a meme, and it stems from insecure losers that regularly post on /fit/.

>>40801963
One girl I'm talking to now was telling people how she likes "small and toned" guys and only cares about abs

She couldn't stop feeling me up next time we hung out

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>>40809290
This. When they hear "bodybuilder" they thing of Ronnie Coleman, not your average gym goer

"Nice sour grapes"

move on

>>40806686
Boogie is a ham golem not a man.

>>40802102

Unironically this. There's a reason "zumba and wii fit" is a thing. I always tell people then when they ask if I work out. I'm large and relatively lean, the fuck do you mean "do I work out?" Of course I work out. The people who think you can look good without trying are the same people who think everyone in Hollywood is natty.

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>>40801963
I leave them behind

>>40801963
>naturally toned guys
does that mean auschwitz-mode twinks? i bet it does.

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>>40814309
yeah it means chit like pic related but
>falling for what girls say they like = what they like meme

>>40801963
The same way I react to pigs flying.

>>40814353
Girls regularly say this though
They think bodybuilding is ronnie coleman big after working out for a year natty and going for six months turns you into Hugh Jackman in Wolverine
Chicks have no clue about lifting

>>40801963
I've only heard uggos say this tbqh

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>>40814337
>indian guy
>what girls want

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>>40802981
>Women are repulsed by bodybuilders and big bulky muscles.
What did he mean by this?

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>>40803919
>Keep walking past the trashy whores as I head for the door carrying my incapacitated friend
This guy understands.

>Death stare

>>40801963
Really depends on what the situation is. If it's just some random uggo, like the ones in OP pic, I'd just tell them
>Thanks for your opinion, I'll inform you when I care.

If it was a girl I find attractive, I'll probably jokingly say something along the lines of
>Yeah I feel you. I'm also disgusted by dolled up chicks with make up omg....i prefer naturally pretty girls

If she can't take some friendly banter, she probably can't take my dick either.

>>40814619
Are those fake abs?

>>40802025
Made a literal wave of cringe sweep over my body from my head to my toes

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>>40814728
No, they are real his name is pyrros dimas he is a olympic weightlifter

>>40814567
That pic would be so much better without the sarcastic screeching.

scoff with a sly smile and say "mhm i bet"

dont take chicks (or anyone) seriously when they say something negative towards you

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>>40814728
>Are those fake abs?

>Holy shit you think I look like a bodybuilder!?
>tfw skinnyfat

>>40802981
These posts are so cringey. Why bring down people on this board? Most are here trying to make some natty gains and look a little better each day.

Girls are as easy to figure out as guys are. Most women do prefer taller men, the same way men prefer shorter women. It's a good rule of thumb, but an even better one is that women dont want to be the taller one in the relationship, the same way men dont want to be the shorter one. But there are always exceptions.

A fit body will always look better than a slob, no matter what. No natty person will ever be too muscular to be gross.

Things that will actually be universally attractive are a good face, a lean body with some muscularity, and just not being an autistic fuck who knows how to talk to people.

Unless you got entirely fucked by genetics, you can take care of yourself and look presentable. Sure you may never be a slayer Chad, I sure as hell will never be. But I've also never had any real trouble with girls. Make some effort, and shoot in your league. Hell, shoot outside of it. It works sometimes.

>>40811885
Tis a better feeling than all the yous combined

>>40801963
personally i like dating body builders because they have a big appetite. i cant stand dudes that are picky eaters, won't eat more than 3 eggs for breakfast, and can't finish my food when we go out.

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>>40801963
"How the fuck did you get in my house? No don't touch my katanas, please leave."

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The only suitable reply is a Bomaye to the face.

>>40817319
your cooking probably sucks then

>>40814567
I never understood this because what's wrong with a male power fantasy? Why wouldn't I want to be a great respected person?

>>40804095
>>40803629
And right one looks fucking juicy hawt RAWR XD

>>40817380
lol

>>40818627
this

>>40815050

Are those fake plates?

>>40802601
why lie? idc what they think

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>>40819657
What is real?

>>40819657
it looks like it doesn't it, he lifts it like its nothing

>>40811885
who is this cutiepie

>>40814728
greek abs nigguh

>>40814933
Underrated check em

>>40819331
It's more important you're an indebted wage cuck consumer.

Here, buy these video games to 'entertain' yourself in the time you have free from working 40 hours a week to pay rent/mortgage.

>>40802049
>when you remember the birth of a new fitism meme

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>>40819331
wow
just wow

>>40802981
>don't bother going to gym
>don't bother with clothes
>just be tall
But that's the only thing I can't fucking change reee

>>40819657
>Fake plates
>Fake bar
>Fake reality

>>40801963
"I literally don't care. I'm not lifting for you."
That's literally what i say. And if They push it I'll add something like "and if you have body standards that make you attracted to weak men that isn't my problem."

>>40802102
Sad but true

>>40802267
Alpha sentiment, expressed by a beta who may or may not have autism

>>40802053
Very untrue anon. So many "men" are pumped full of estrogen these days. Causes them do be vindictive and react negatively to other's accomplishments.

>>40801963
"Okay"

>>40802049
>tfw you were in the original thread where this meme was born.

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>>40820328
SolarGuard Window Sales Girl

>>40823488
>SolarGuard
solargard